Revenge of the Lazie Beams - The Kid Lazer Show Video

[dontshoottheyeti]

@fattymcstat01 He always puts his song that haven't been released yet in the beginning.

[thorthesk8erboii]

Mitts name is Willard :X

[minecraftlad1]

The dislike bar is the size of every Trolls penis.

[fattymcstat01]

What song is playing while the pictures are playing

[chrismacias5]

shoot lazers, shoot lazers, shoot lazers, shoot lazers!

[profpkers]

link in discription doesn't work, there is a *.* in between youtube... :)

[ChrisKoMisko]

how is that hilarious man your sponsor.... #loved_it

[TheNamesTriXxHD]

What the fuck am i watching? ...subbed

[idcdammit]

WTF

A year ago, his video were NOT this good.

Why did I unsubscribe!

[MrChillabong]

Lazer, an old man once told me the best way to get over one man, is to get under another. But i cant comprehend this. Logically if i go under a man then ive gone under him and now im further from my goal! ...can you make sense of this or do you think his feeble old mind confused the instructions to leap frog?

[L0rdofWar10]

what in your opinion do you think south dakota is like

[KeithThee1]

One sniffs tape, the other one doesnt.

[MrTozaaa]

Hey man...I think i must've ate something dodgy at the canteen in my school the other day, cause when i got home I really need to relief myself. I thought I was just constipated, but I actually managed to poop out a hamster. I kept him and named him Stephen. Everything was cool until he started masturbating on my bed...got any tips on how to train him not to do it? Thanks man, I appreciate it xo

[mikelwolf1424]

hella funny!!!!

[TheBlackestGuy]

JoePa still stood by and watched it so stop bashing lazer my man

[Purekreationz]

You need to do sketch comedy for SNL sweet shirt lol

[TheFatPinkHippo]

I'm a fatpinkhippo? Is there any way i can turn into a human?

[ASweatyEwok]

I have this small problemo, whenever I go outside my skin gets all slippery and my legs fuze together, so I'm forced to stay inside and eat Dino shaped chicken nuggets all day, can you help me?

[MrJohnnybravho]

Lazer, what's your opinion on alligators? don't hold back

[3awsomepoeple]

will mr.fantasmo do more adds? :D

[DannyVss]

kid lazer, why wont girls talk to me 

[xAbergAx]

hahahahahahahahahaha i can't believe you responded! Thanks.

[walrus4300]

kidlazer. how come in your videos and songs you always mini cough?

[suckitDXstyle2]

Funny video kid lazer just like all your videos:)

[weXareXpein]

I HAVE THAT CHAIR

[dewthedew89]

JoePa didnt molest the kids dude..Sandusky did. get it right before diminishing a great name.

[TheKidLazer]

@dewthedew89 O man ya thanks for clarifying! Looks like i really flubbed up huh?!

[aRandomCitizenofUSA]

@TheKidLazer Don't mess with this guy; he's got his pedophiles straight.

[wodaboi87]

Dear Kid Lazer,

Last week I was walking to the store and out of nowhere a clastoid came out of a tree trunk as clastoids usually do and tried to steal my raisins. At this point I was furious at the creature, so I gave it a good woopin. After the woopin I exchanged the harsh reaction of mine, for a nice belly rub, which the clastoid enjoyed thouroughly. But the problem is that it wont return the favor on my behalf. How can I get this creature to satisfy my needs? Please Help Needed.

[Uurrkaa]

Glorious!

[TerryB19561]

Where is your intro?

[hiPizzaMan2]

Dear TKL,  I have been getting purple rashes and blue hair around my genitalias and my ears, but I didn't drink the horse urine and it is starting to itch and how do I tell my girlfriend about this rare disease called purpgenitalburculosus

[johnshepardful]

its time you answered one of the internet's age old question. Never has anyone provided an all encompassing answer that is able to satisfy all aspects of the question itself, but the search goes on.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[UncleGhus]

can you do some old school videos?  like back in the day magic chreed stuff

[zomfgpaNic]

Dear kid lazer, my pet giraffe recently gained 125 pounds. All ive been feeding it is baby children, willow smith cds, and locks of orlando bloom's hair (a normal diet for giraffes). I was wondering, as a avid giraffe collector like yourself, why is my giraffe, girthantheclops gaining so much weight!?

[MrFuzziiWuzzii]

He used four of my pictures x33333

[myoldvan119]

dear kid lazer, i had a dream last night my siberian husky was in africa eating wild gazelle and then befriended a african boy. What does this mean for me?

[LrGxGiRaFFe]

My dogg lrg x cobra! best picture ever 6:20

[B3H3M0THK1NG]

Loving lazier beams. Good choice. And I'll drink that drink anytime papa nugget.

[UnemployedZebra]

Dear LazterMistasmoKid, i drive to class every day and each time i get into my car, pudding (chocolate, not that tapioca crap) decides to encase me in my seat. I have no choice but to sit there and take it. I try to catch it with its pants down and get into my car earlier when it doesn't expect me, but it seems to never sleep. So if you could help me out, I would really like to figure out, what would be the best way to fix the zipper on my jacket?

- Thanks, UnemployedZebra

[HOTSNOT64]

Mr. Lazer,

Is it safe to eat the corn out of my poop? My friend said no but it was good the first time what's up with round two?

Thanks,

Sir Dirk

[09trevenw]

i am a proud lazie beam nugget

[MrVetsouvanh1]

your funny dude.

[MrHappy955]

Dear Kid Lazer, my mom won't let me get a dinosaur. I even promised to take Good care of it, but she still refuses. All of my friends have one and I'm worried that they might break my glow sticks. I need you advice.

[ewp805]

Fantasmo!

You can drink... my drink.

[jazzele90]

How come you know so much about bodily functions? Are you my dad?

[sOaDster94]

Dear The Kid Lazer. Yesterday I noticed for the first time that in my history tab someone has been going on porn sites downloading transsexual porn videos. The only person that I live with at home is my two year old brother. Can you explain to me how in the world is someone going to use my computer without my permission?

[adamD9697]

Everyday after I come home from school, I find an indent on my leg. I'm not sure what it comes from or what it means. Am I a koala?

[Jdrummer3]

Dear TKL,

I have a continuing problem of Mormons knocking on my bathroom door and trying to explain that God is a tiger. Should I be concerned about being scratched? And how would Scientologists feel about this?

[GoooChris]

Dear "The Kid Lazer" Why is the sky making all sorts of noises?

Im actualy subcribed,

gooo chris

[walrus4300]

kid lazer im a guy and i pooped a midget yesterday and i was quite suprised . how did this happen and how can i make it happen more often because it was very pleasureful. thank you

[bcat1718]

where is the pepper?

[cstreitercow]

Dear TKL, My Lion keeps eating all my Gerbils! I tell him not to but then he always does. I started smacking his tail with an eraser but it doesn't seem to be helping the situation. What do I do?! -Karl with a C

[we8rice1]

how can i replace my knee cap with a hockey puck?

[jtapzzz]

WHATS UP LAZY BEAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[MegaXJay]

Dear Kid Lazer,

I am 18 years old an I have flap thick skin hanging down in between my legs. I dont know what it's for. I watched a south park episode and cartman said to rub until white stuff comes out. What is this white stuff and what is it used for

Sincerely,

MegaXJay

[kizbo]

Hey Kid Lazer. Every time I eat a birthday cake, my pet reptile Sir Mix-a-Lot thinks it's a good idea to hijack the nearest tractor and take an easy stroll to the supermarket. By the time she gets back to my home, she reeks of peppermint and hair and she just won't shut up! How can I get her to just shut up?

[StanTheMan312]

Lol your awesome

[iwantpig]

do you believe in the banks running the world? and or money controlling our world's governments? oh and im 22.

[AboveAllBeOriginal]

RON PAUL MOTHA FUCKA

[Rizz3n]

I just love the intros. So friggin awesome! :D

[Jaymezzer]

brandon opened his eyes at 12:08

[kevdar99]

You answered my question, my life is now complete, thats ok since im gonna die of a brandon cist in a few years anyway!

[Ragnotzo]

Yo lazer

I have a penis, what is it for?

Sincerely

Black Jesus

[verethar]

Dear Lazer,

This girl I like thinks I'm desperate, what should I do?

Sincerely

Just a random laziebeam

[GabinoZottman]

Dear Kid Lazer, can you please tell me why Santa had the same wrapping paper as my mom?

[gleeson630]

haha i thought that period question was serious for a second wow.

[13ccasto]

You said JoePa molested children and there's no dislikes?! Whatthehelll

[TheKidLazer]

@13ccasto I can do whatever i want

[PAINTBALL4EVER101]

WHAT COMPUTER CASES DO U HAVE ON?

[FlentOrbix1138]

KidLazer, how does your economic plan differ from what the US government is already doing?

[Cantketchup]

TKL> Only promotes one youtube video. Still better than Ray William Johnson.

[ManWithShoulder]

whats your opinion about paigons?

[Minorino]

You should do "A word from our sponsor" every week but ask you subs to send in short videos. :)

[Shackleford96]

Hey Kid Lazer, I liked your last intro a little bit better ("vodka and jager"). If you could play it again, I would surely spontaneously ejaculate all over the place :)

[TheWickedwrister99]

lazer i just wanna light up a fatty with you and fantasmo

[shaqattack35]

KID LAZER! HELP!!! I don't get girls...when they get mad, tell you leave and when you do leave, they get even more angry. How can i just make a girl happy? Why are they such hypocrites?

[lololmao7]

Hey KLazer, I have a question:

If two lefts make a right, then what do two cats and a can of Canada Dry make? On a Wednesday at 12:34 am?

[WeskerCrusher]

Hey Lazer, Last week I thought I would purchase penis enlargement pills but they were all out, so instead I took around 30-35 flintstones vitamins and ate a canoe, the only problem is my penis is now shorter than ever Please help

[zeppelin338]

Lazer, Your insight has helped me greatly. Thank you so much.

[MisterOJK]

Dat dislikebar.

[aznp2pro4u]

why is the smell of weed so good?



[morgonjuce]

Almight kid lazer

I want to buy a pet but I don't know if i want to buy a rabbit, dog or cat.

I also hunt deer so i'm thinking witch is best for hunting?

[TheTMac24]

Dear Dr. PhD The Kid Lazer,

All the other Ponies in my class have gotten their cutie marks, and these two popular ponies are throwing a party to celebrate getting theirs. They invited me, but I'm going to be the only pony going without a cutie mark. What should I do to get my cutie mark faster, and should I go to the party if i don't get it in time?

[JoShtheTECHwhiz]

Dear kidlazer, there has been a white van driving up and down my block offering us plentiful bounties of candy and condoms Is it a transformer?

[morgonjuce]

MisterFantasmo FTW!

[SmelySleestackHD]

hahaha the pic at 6:31

[BrushfireNAVY]

have you ever smacked your head on your wall yet?

[ThatZevGuy]

"taste like shit" haha. Goddamn KL needs to be huge

[PopaDOM58]

Dear The Kid Lazer

I have this weird growth below my waist and imbetween my legs, kinda like a penis and testicles... except I'm a man. I showed my doctor and he just laughed, Is there something wrong with me?

[holycowitschris]

Sweater Vest FTW

[BoxofLunch420]

What makes weed smell so good?

[sapriousrevived]

i love how the dog on TKLs shirt looks like its watching the porns the whole time.

[spqrmikerw]

Mister Fantasmos amazing

[tommyfranks13]

Kid Lazer, I'm planning on making Dilly cheese from my dogs breast milk, what kind of seasoning do I use for my dogs milk?

[stevo511]

yo lazer today is my 21st birthday (yeah im probably one of the oldest subscribers you got) but i was wondering what drinks you would recommend when i go out tonight and hopefully not die.

[TheKidLazer]

@stevo511 Jager and rootbeer, your sure to blackout

[robcampbell67]

@TheKidLazer you are the best dancer ever can you teach me your dance moves

[Xxmb050xX]

@TheKidLazer You ever drink Old Sams rum?

That shit will get ya fucked!

[cuntcrazy09]

@TheKidLazer Whoa i gotta try that

[CPatty13]

@stevo511 long island ice tea

[j11a56n33]

@stevo511 haha i feel so bad, im 17 and i started drinking at age 14 and you ask for advice when your 21, jagermeister, jack daniels and beer is the way to go, (im from holland btw so dont think im an alcoholic we are allowed to drink from 16 on)

[aussiek2000]

@stevo511 I'm 21 as well.

[thatguyno1]

After i get excercise my inner thighs get really sweaty and then i get my dog to lick em dry (he seems to like the taste don't ask me why) but now i have developed some sort of bumpy, purple rash which is slowly spreading to other parts of my body. What would recommend to stop this rash from spreading to my ballsack and more importantly my gooch?

[LeonardLPearce]

My picture is at 5:47! Thanks for showing it TKL!

(See the LLP in the bottom left corner? Stands for LeonardLPearce!)

[mryomantoo]

wtf

[Bakess05]

What is bologna made of?

[PS3Oc]

Mines at 6:34!

[spqrmikerw]

that shirt is god.

[GeorgeGr93]

I am firing my lazoooooor!

[PanicShots]

"He's a morman and that means he thinks that God is a tiger and if you do bad things he will scratch you." Along with the fantasdvert and the drawings, this humpday is hilerious. :D

[blinkFRO]

"I still can't believe he molested all those children." LMAO

[GodForYa]

I just called to say I love you *hump* *hump*

[David80271]

Dear TK Lazer... Why does my feces taste like strawberries?

Love

Dave

[Xxmb050xX]

lovin the intros

[MrTozaaa]

That's like the second time ever I've heard Fantasmo swear.....and to be honest, it kinda turned me on.

[tomandband]

y u so awesome?

[TheStevenRK]

pew pewpew pew pew pew

[Dillworthz]

D:

[mkeong]

LBFL



[Deafdoom33]

I learned a lot about the world from this video.

*shoot lazers*

[PrOtEsTtHeHeRo50]

I'M SO EXCITED AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT!

[MERCER12OLI]

OOOOOH YEAAAHHH

[Tanner44444]

TGIHD!!!!



[BigTuna1994]

ALSO THIS

[BigTuna1994]

BON IVER