Labeling babies is wrong sure but you can't really deny that they are atheist since they don't start to believe in a god before their parents start to brainwash it.
At the risk of sounding like a hipster, I was one of CC's first subsribers, and he is probably the best comedy user on this site. Apart from you, coughlan *kisses ass*.
At the risk of sounding like a hipster, I was one of CC's first subsribers, and he is probably the best comedy user on this site. Apart from you, coughlan *kisses ass*.
Dude, diss isn't supposed to be funny. I'm a cat dat was zapped by god true dee innernet, how could I possibly be here for people's amusement??? I'm here for one reason, to pwn godless sodomites in da name of da lord. Don't go tinking I'm supposed to be Carrot top, jerkface. I'm as serious as a heart attack sandwich wid awesome sauce.
Awww, so does dat mean your not subscribing??? I'd hate to lose an erudite critic of comedy such as yourself. Oh no wait, I'd radder slam my penis repeatedly inside a car door dan have you subscribe to me. Sorry, I know you were really hoping I'd accept you into da congregation and awl.
Hey Gnufan, did you ever see that footage several years ago of Eminem getting ticked and arguing with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog? It really made him look like a putz, because at the end of the day he was arguing with a sock puppet dog. Here you are arguing with a cat online and I gotta tell you, it looks kind of the same to me...
"Dogs have all been unconditionally elected and are preserved saints!" Because all dogs go to Heaven God created them ahead of time to go whereas the unelect were predestined for Hell! :D
Lulz Win!
Bearlizard777 4 months ago
First time I actually saw a CC clip - subbed. :D
commanderkruge 4 months ago
Richard looks like he's right at home in that dogs ass.
White14Man 5 months ago
Such a fantastic Poe, from such a creative mind,
laflugantabastardo 5 months ago
Labeling babies is wrong sure but you can't really deny that they are atheist since they don't start to believe in a god before their parents start to brainwash it.
Juel92 5 months ago
this is too cute!!!
milkmankennedy 5 months ago
I think its fake. If you look closely you can see that the creationist cat's mouth isn't moving while he talks.
VincentSebastianBB 5 months ago
I always knew Jesus was an asshole. LOL
Nagneto 5 months ago 5
You just cant stay mad at a cat with a speech impediment.
Razorgeist 5 months ago 3
Creationist Cat is not my master. Foamy is my master.
aestevalis0 5 months ago 2
Cutest creationist ever XD
Cocarat206 5 months ago
Holy fuck this is amazing hahahaha!
NikiPaprika 5 months ago
What a bizarre video.
Benjiinsanity 5 months ago
Richard, you look fantastic in a bowler with a mustache and monocle.
mchance27 5 months ago 17
@mchance27 Every Englishman is born with them. ;)
JoelCornah 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
like a sewer rat on pcp XD
XmissrenegadeX 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
like a sewer rat on pcp XD
XmissrenegadeX 5 months ago
like a sewer rat on pcp XD
XmissrenegadeX 5 months ago
like a sewer rat on pcp XD
XmissrenegadeX 5 months ago
LOLOOOLOLOL @ throwing hindu babies off of buildings onto swastikas!
Anghellik9 5 months ago
I ~hate~ babies.
ComradeAlpharius 5 months ago 2
Ha! Filmation opening.
MntlWard 5 months ago
the cat's nose had a bit of poop residue, that was win, thanks!
idkthisisthirdtry 5 months ago
lawl@baptising cat
vegassilenttype 5 months ago
Sooo, the cat fucker strikes again. Cool.
terrarising 5 months ago
Now that was funny. I'm gonna watch this again.
JimmyMacJones 5 months ago
I still don't see the appeal of this channel. It's just annoying to me. *Shrugs* But that's just me.
VarmitCoyote 5 months ago
Hah! That's a LOT of production value!
Zaunstar 5 months ago
I don't wanna burn in hell so....voila
alexandreleverrier 5 months ago
i've seen lots of people try to pwn Coughlan over the years. that was by far the most entertaining, AND factually correct one of all time.
gothatfunk 5 months ago
At the risk of sounding like a hipster, I was one of CC's first subsribers, and he is probably the best comedy user on this site. Apart from you, coughlan *kisses ass*.
procritic09 5 months ago
At the risk of sounding like a hipster, I was one of CC's first subsribers, and he is probably the best comedy user on this site. Apart from you, coughlan *kisses ass*.
procritic09 5 months ago
Wow give me 2 of what you're on.
AnAverageSkeptic 5 months ago
TO ANYONE WHO IS EASILY CONFUSED..THIS ISNT REAL, ITS A FUCKING JOKE!!
Coughlan616 5 months ago 20
@Coughlan616 ...I don't know creationist cat haz air tight argumentz
bunchofdaisies 5 months ago
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White14Man 5 months ago
I don't know if this is really a um... argument or a parodied argument. The more I think about it the more it could go either way.
clownkingdon 5 months ago
@clownkingdon "he was once an ordinary housecat until he was zapped by god through the internet."
It's a joke, that should be obvious.
procritic09 5 months ago
@clownkingdon "I don't know if this is really a um... argument or a parodied argument" - Nope, Coughlan really does live up the arse of a cat.
TheSpankymonkey 5 months ago
I don't even know what is going on. Did someone make a channel to troll themselves?
TheSH1N1GAM1 5 months ago
Forced humor isn't funny.
TheGNUfan 5 months ago
@TheGNUfan huh? so all jokes are not funny
Coughlan616 5 months ago
@TheGNUfan
Dude, diss isn't supposed to be funny. I'm a cat dat was zapped by god true dee innernet, how could I possibly be here for people's amusement??? I'm here for one reason, to pwn godless sodomites in da name of da lord. Don't go tinking I'm supposed to be Carrot top, jerkface. I'm as serious as a heart attack sandwich wid awesome sauce.
creationistcat 5 months ago
@creationistcat Fuck off.
TheGNUfan 5 months ago
@TheGNUfan
Awww, so does dat mean your not subscribing??? I'd hate to lose an erudite critic of comedy such as yourself. Oh no wait, I'd radder slam my penis repeatedly inside a car door dan have you subscribe to me. Sorry, I know you were really hoping I'd accept you into da congregation and awl.
creationistcat 5 months ago 2
@TheGNUfan
"Fuck off".
Hey Gnufan, did you ever see that footage several years ago of Eminem getting ticked and arguing with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog? It really made him look like a putz, because at the end of the day he was arguing with a sock puppet dog. Here you are arguing with a cat online and I gotta tell you, it looks kind of the same to me...
jrej 5 months ago 3
@jrej I wasn't aware "fuck off" was an invitation to a debate.
TheGNUfan 5 months ago
I love cats, therefore Creationist Cat is true & correct xD
MiIitantPeaceist 5 months ago
So these videos ARE parodies, right?
It's not always easy to tell, Poe's Law and all.
pikemand1410 5 months ago
Apparently,
God likes to kill babies = Coughlan PWNED.
Xoelaras 5 months ago
I think a few brain cells died for me to try and understand this.
Jacobsenacc 5 months ago
stupid video
kaleluk31 5 months ago
I thought there is no cat in this this world cuter than Maru. I was wrong!
sukablianah2 5 months ago
I'm his latest victim... CURSE YOU CREATIONIST CAT!
dangerouslytalented 5 months ago
Adorable pwnage :)
abbynormal0ne 5 months ago
potentially the best video ever. just because of the cat under the tap
M3g4UBERn00b 5 months ago
To anybody reading this who is not subscribed to creationistcat: What's wrong with you? Best Youtuber of the decade. Fuck RWJ.
zabukazar 5 months ago
"Dogs have all been unconditionally elected and are preserved saints!" Because all dogs go to Heaven God created them ahead of time to go whereas the unelect were predestined for Hell! :D
jaymthegenius 5 months ago
Dogs have all been unconditionally elected and are preserved saints! :D Sorry, you're a cat so Jesus' limited atonement doesn't apply to you lol! :D
jaymthegenius 5 months ago