Twitter Games and Truth or Fail

[iamcrazyaboutjb]

follow me at @StephHeartsJBxx :)

[Elphie021]

The guitar looks like it's blending into the wall...

[thewinkitty]

I watched shark week this year for almost the whole week, and I had night terrors almost ever night that week. Totally worth it.

[ReKrisB]

Already following you on Twitter, before I even got to this vid X3

[StoopifiedByYoo]

why do people say he has no life? this a 4 minute video that he probably spent about maybe 15 minutes of his day filming. he gets paid for it, douchebags. maybe if people liked you, you would be able to get paid to make videos. if you think youtube users have no lives, why are you here?

[PandasGoRawrr113]

So, just thought I'd let you know, I paused the video at 1:22 and went to Twitter and CREATED a Twitter account for the sole purpose of following you.

(And no, that's not creepiness, for all you non-nerdfighters; that's just awesomeness)

[untitledmusicproject]

Hey, if a shark can find its way from the water, to a chicken coup...it totally deserves to eat the chickens.

[attrition2113]

"Land shark! *whimper*" = classic hank <3

[bettinacooke1]

Why don't Hedgehogs just share the hedge?

[cornishphilosopher]

i know that whale shaks are the bigest fish alive... but ever?

[charlaine2124]

140 characters or FEWER!

call yourself a nerd... PAH!

[thijssiewit]

say: i am ray william jhonson and i am doing youre mom

[1999juliannasmiles]

how old are you cos you act like a 19 year old i know

[AbsentMindedInc]

Neck beard!

[djdevil94]

did you know that you have a greater chance of getting attacked by a cow than a shark

[kkoommnniinnooss]

dont spray it say it

[boredomKID]

some people ned to get a fucking life low life cunt

[regularguy5mb]

So, is the #hankvideo hash tag still good? I'd like to throw in some wacky stuff for you to say at just a random interval in your video. ;-)

[markel129]

what if you took all of these crazy, wacky sentences and just spread them out through several videos, then we'd have to guess which are yours, and which are ours? eeeeh? :D

[youngchris209]

how old r u 45??

[vigillio]

lol i think so

[stockholme]

HE TALKS LIKE SXEPHIL

[xXMasterMaxXx]

@stockholme i thought so too

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

You eat corndogs?

[H0U5T0N3TX]

lol at da beggining of da video u can see him spit 0:00 - 0:04

[Sequence88]

this isnt original at all, this is just kinda sad for someone to put on the internet

i suggest you go behave like normal more adult people do

[LordNeville]

nosegrind op je achterhoofd

[LordNeville]

YOU HAVE NO LIFE

GO SKATEBOARDING!!!!!!

do something dude

[TehNewV]

Quite ironic you suggest him stop doing something original and start doing something everything else does and MTV wants you to do.

way to go man

[showersinger34]

fact: hank has a ridiculous farmer tan (see 2:30)

[RelyOnLife]

Your glasses ROCK!!!

[sbear4000]

hank should say he loves john

[Annabanana1901]

Chicken feet taste like gummy bears, but only if you eat them on a friday at 2.31 am, when the moon is full and bright. < random? xD

[florcita72]

i love this comment

[Annabanana1901]

Thanks! xD

[VanessaADavies]

I can watch Shark Week any time I want. My 7 year old at the time brother decided to buy it on dvd....

[0hhelleur]

i wrote a song by someone's tweets before. BOREDUM RULES.

[sandy348]

Maybe sometime they'll make Anglerfish week

[GunnarAztek]

i wanna know what the song is in the truth or fail waiting period...

[FreneticEnergy]

beowulf.

right by your left ear.

i iz grendel.

hear me RAWR.

[alorena1]

LOL I laughed so much when the shark popped into the screen xD Awesome!

[LaexProductions]

oh god I hate you, sorry, I thought I would enjoy this, but no...just no

[PrincessTinkerbells]

downwoman77 the wall is on facebook. twitter is like texting for people who don't have cell phones which is why i think that it shouldn't be an app on cell phones but sprint and verision has twitter able phones. that shouldn't be.

[KingNikan13]

All providers have Twitter Enabled Phones

[ladysidi]

Following you on Twitter! :D

[xxkikixxmwah]

i still think CRACKERS! lool =P

[vcav22]

tats EXCACTLY the way i feel about shark week.

[Watergirl22196]

I got a 5/5 on Shark truth or fail

[dancinerd]

me too!!!

[Hockiqt]

haha farmers tan

[kahookee]

followed and hashtagged! Sharpie marker sunshine ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah

[downwoman77]

I honestly don't know how to write on someone's wall on twitter...

[nintendofanboy10009]

twitter is stupid srry it is and no one can tell me deiifernt

[TeamEdward1]

ikr stalkers go on twitter and follow people! to the exstence of the word! yes ik i spelled tht rong!

[xxAnimexxChickxx]

Shark week pwns!

[Sarawkweird]

God. I'm so good at ridiculous. Can I do more than one sentence? Can this be a contest? Will you advertise our twitter in your side bar if we say the MOST ridiculous thing? I want to win this. I would tell my mom.

[kappyxisxscene]

Jack the Ripper is a lazy fucking bastard.

[Deovindice2001]

1. Twitter fails@life! Can't help ya there sorry.

2. Shark week is just funny, it's like taking all the bad footage from any random POTENTIALLY bad thing on this Earth and

televising it.

3. Truth or fail is ALWAYS win, thanks for making time to do it!

[roboimp]

i had a nightmare about swimming with sharks this week. i was on vacation and didn't watch shark week. eerie.

[xxkikixxmwah]

CRACKERS!!! lmfaooo

[whatsupfizznugget]

hank's like a boy version of meekakitty.

DFTBA

[08Suburban]

One of my kids really wants a new puppy. We think yours is cute. What kind is it?

[tvsuicide4]

It's John's dog, and it's a westie (nickname for west-something-terrier) and yes, it was a breed made in the 50's so it has relatively few health problems! Breeds that have been around longer have LOTS more issues! However, breeder prices can be EXPENSIVE! So, visit a pound first, see if any cute ones there say "OMG I LUVE you!!!" because they won't cost hundreds of dollars to get!

[08Suburban]

That is a great idea. Thanks!

[n1ght5talker]

I can't wait to hear the song written by Twitter.

Please go through with that idea.

[ChameloenMist]

if you guys dont mind getting in on a prank to flood a persons phone with texts, can yall text the number 361-424-1571

[uzupocky]

You are suddenly very scruffy.

Also, it is difficult to see where your guitar ends and the wall begins.

[SquirrelLover7373]

There are exactly 10 million exotic fish swimming around in a pentagonal pattern inside my head.

[Its4Olive]

sounds awesome

[kingredferd]

i hate twitter, it's helping dumbify people.

[OrangeSweatervest]

got 5/5 on that :) and watch Shark Water, it was a really good movie

[bluetictac]

CheekTV has a very deep love for bluetictac

[lickmelacroix]

4/5! Watching Shark Week helped! Yay!

[LavenderAngel554]

I find sharks so interesting that I bought the Discovery Channels 20th Anaversery Additon of Shark Week :)

[Hayley9351]

I think that is the first time I've ever heard anyone compare using a video camera to eating a corn dog...& I like it.

[Hillary12592]

I got 4/5

On Truth or Fail.

But I guessed!

[BroadwayFanatic2008]

One sentence?

Well..:

The elite horde of nightelves overtook Rivendell and were flabbergasted by the immense alliance of the flagnod and spangelferkel.

Dunno where that came from..

[BlakImage713]

Hank, love the farmer tan. lol.

[SarahandLolo]

Hank Green is eating a vegetarian hotdog while jazzercising with his new pal Betty?

-Lo

[truegirl2anna]

say pickles =D

[MissCheezy]

twitter is a personal stocker website

[KISSfan567]

you mean stalker

[vampgirl2292]

so is facebook and myspace

[CCModge]

the guitar is the same colour as the wall

[CakeMan4242]

I have tweeted, YAY, Mine is so random!

[mjshofar]

dude ok my bad but i know he was living in a hotel for two weeks but i totally never found out why...why?

[vlogbrothers]

They were redoing the floors or something in their house. -John

[mjshofar]

tahnk you very much, and forgive me i am a guy but i totally got as giddie as a school girl when i saw that YOU replyed to my comment i was like John Green talked to me AHAHAHahahaHA lol *cough cough voice lowers thrys to act manly* but ahh yeah thanks man lol

[GrassetteFilms]

lol, he had some accidental projectile spittle issues in the first 2 seconds of the video. It's ok, it happens to alot of guys.

[angrysocks]

i saw u on that planet green channel thingy... it was cool :-)

[runedge0]

To be honest, I fear Piranhas way, way more than I do sharks. Mean, mean fishies.

[iwishiwashermione09]

also... i love sharks!!!!

tiger sharks are my favorite.

hank, what kind of shark is your favorite?

[iwishiwashermione09]

Hank is going to start tweeting...

that makes me significantly more likely to consider joining.

like 200 times more likely.

except if it was only .1% likely before... it's still only like 20%... idk.

also, i am really mad at my computer for being so slow!!!!!!!!

[ningaXyugiohlover]

i'm watching shark stuff on tv right now :-P

[notilhenger]

lol whats twitter? >.>

[AkatsukiGeisha]

This may be my favorite Truth or Fail yet, since I love Shark Week. Love as in, when my boyfriend wanted to watch a movie with me [He came over to my place for a date] my reaction entailed "But it's shark week! D:" So we ended up watching Eaten Alive. [The title was somthing of that sort, anyway.]

Best.Date.Ever.

/Ramble

[NoxiousButterfly]

aww crap.. i thought i would ace this one easy cuz im big on zoogly (cant spell) but i didnt know it would also include paleotogly.... oh well ^_^

[mysticwolf11]

I'm not a big fan of twitter either, Hank. I don't understand why it's so popular.

[laxvikingwarrior]

Hank how should we send u a message on twitter, you need to follow us to obtain the ability of direct messaging to u, other wise we could just tweet, and then you'd have to check all of our accounts for tweets... follow laxwarrior4!

[vlogbrothers]

By "send a message," he meant "send an @reply." To do that, you just begin your tweet with @hankgreen. -John

[winkyc]

oh..i thought it was @hankvideo

[lilylpotter3]

@vlogbrothers john, you seem to answer alot of questions for hank. maybe you're actually hank and want to have it where john seems smarter. ;)

[LadyKerrigan]

"fish are friends... not food" :]

[JohnWayneGunslinger]

Dunkleosteus is the biggest fish ever

[funandsuch]

Just when Hank said "pause this video right now," the video paused itself because it wasn't done buffering : )

[PigsFly5]

what happened to his house?

[dragonlord951]

he was in a hotel

[flibby1094]

Hank, if you want to learn about twitter I can email you a speech I wrote about it :) I used it to compete in forensics and semifinaled at the state competition. Just so you know :) Cool nerdfighters write twitter speeches!

[mellysoup]

Happy dance for a twitter song and nerfighterdom. (Big place.)

Also, discovered my happy dance. Its like salsa dancing in place, by myself. (Less lonely than that sounded.)

[mellysoup]

Yay, so many people are signing up just to follow you!

Also I figured out what my happy dance is. Its like salsa dancing in place, by yourself. (Not as lonely as it sounds.)

Yay for the twitter song too.

[Thestralsxxx]

I am not a fan of shark week.

[rosapaps]

pshhh it's shark MONTH on animal planet...

(animal planet FTW!)

[nerimon]

GOD WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND YOUR PROJECTS

I love you, Hank :)

[UnavailablePhoenix]

Twitter is Evil.

[ritmfapefae]

Aww Hank, you look tired

[TrueFever]

My boyfriend has that guitar in black

[kimberblack]

Lets face it. I am an epic fail on sharks. Yay twitter! Now I can be more of a nerd on twitter!

[MrRoboto113]

So uhh...

Why do you keep squeezing invisible breasts when you mention sharks...

[FurryDaddyDave]

Hank, your guitar blends with the wall!

[CoolDorkClub]

False and True!!!

[laughingfarmanimals]

Curse you, my lack of twitter account!

I do so want Hank to say, "Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."

[beaststr]

fuck the fucking fuckers.

[alcagi]

I don't have a twitter so I hope you get this phrase:

"I gotta pair of combination underwear, they don't rip and they don't tear; wore 'em six days no exaggeration, can't take 'em off cuz I lost the combination"

[dashy654]

you look sweaty

[rtroyersweetgirl12]

"holy chocolate starfish batman, it's bigger on the inside!"

[freakysharkk]

waaaahh you speak so fastt...

you rule XD

[aaarianna]

i wanted to write a song of tweets once!

never diiiiid.

[Doomessenger4654]

You're very sweaty.

o.o

[iasonharper]

Shark Week is one of the few things that makes me wish that I had cable.

[yazmiona]

You should say, "The vegetarian monkeys have ransacked my mansion and left me penniless on the island of Tasmania."

[Cassius614]

Oh, man, for the first time I wish I had twitter. For your consideration: "This, of course, makes perfect sense, since I was Maximilian Robespierre in a past life."

[Nani101]

You most definitely weren't... unless Robespierre was afflicted with dyslexia and/or 'Maximilien' is spelled differently in English than in French.

[arabnerah]

i want you to say

"MY toenails have grown so long grey toned puffer fish are envouse of my afo haircut"

have fun!

[TheJackyninja]

Do you talk like that all the time?

[permian11]

I hope he does

[jasoncporter]

Anybody know the song in the countdown?

[historyblitz]

I love shark week!

[iluvpunk]

your guitar blends in with the wall.

[SilentHAWK6]

what guitar?

[iGlowAlbino]

I remember that corn dog that you ate... I think it was a vegetarian corn dog? Haha, that was a great video...

[haribo004]

i don't have a twitter, and have no intention of getting one, BUT i would like to offer something weird for you to say:

"I'm just a pout-pout fish with a pout-pout face and i spread my dreary-wearies all over the place!"

[StinkyBurger]

Hahaha out of all the things, why is a corndog familiar?

And Hank, don't listen! Keep the scruff!

**If you get a chance, please check out our short films!**

[cheetahlove109]

ew he spit in the beginning and he needs a shave

[CGmovieproductions]

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TWITTER YET?!?! :O

Come on, Hank. Nerds are supposed to be more technologically advanced than this. :P

[SorceressSNAFU]

"flibidiegibit", "I'm wearing plutonium underwear full of peanut butter!" and my personal phrase "HOLY FUDGE-NUTS, BATMAN!!!" - trying to type on-nonsensical words is hard

and what's the point of twitter? cell phones annoy me enough as it is, but this is just too extreme in the "Pay Attention To ME!!!" phase that's been happening with the "digital age" lately

[bookishtrombone]

The dog ate my seat belt...

[MoonpetalLily]

I don't get the point of Twitter....why tell the world what you're doing every moment? It's more privacy-killing than Facebook.

[gunnerdan70]

um yeah except you can eat a corn dog and i wouldn't want to try to eat your old camcorder

[stormbird08]

time for a shave hank

[allisonmae16]

lol yeah. john's beard might look ok. but hank? no...:D

[Tardis910]

I hate twitter. There isn't a single person in the world that is so great that I have to know what they are doing every minute of the day. I would have supported you in your continued non-twitter existence.

[HaskareN]

Say "Sex laxar i en laxask" really fast..

It's like the Six wictehs watch six swatch watches.. thingie but in Swedish.. Tongue twisting!

[saffapom]

Say this:

"Pixies drink Coca Cola. Does that surprise you? Everyone else does!"

[LanceTykeman]

The guitar in the background kinda fades into the wall...

[weneedharrypotter]

oh! I followed your twitter even before you made this video! sweet..

[lydswassupx]

Dobby doesn't believe it's not butter :D

[agent941]

stupid thing for you to say: "jeg ville svingt meg i en lysekrone med stearinlys mellom tærene for en porsjon med pølse og pomfri"

[w2323232323]

he spit

[hotshot2392]

I have a twitter but i have no idea what the hell to do on it. I suggest not doing it. Facebook forever <3

[ErinTheStampede]

Me too!

[gailburnette]

SharkWEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!! Wooooooootttttt!

[theothervowel]

I love twitter! Stop hating haters!

[IBelongInThe80s]

Twitter kind of suckss.....

[hugthenerds]

i have a question i've been meaning to ask for quite some time now. i realize that one of you must be the deat hcab for cutie fan because of the original intro being "brothers on a hotel bed," but which of you is it and how did you come byu choosing that song?

[SarbearK]

I don't have a twitter, but I do have a good and ridiculous thing you could say: I promise to milk your sea turtle! :D

I know the sign language to that too, hehe

[seldom4]

Why was Hank not in his house before?

[IndieOna]

just say no to Twitter.

[flyfisher413]

but i dont do twitter!

[onebre]

this whole video i was starring at how your guitar blends into the wall

[niamhdowling]

Twitter is so narcissistic! Nobody wants to know what you're doing all the time...

[vlogbrothers]

Twitter is only narcissistic if you use it to tell people what you're doing all the time.

You can make it do whatever you want. (Young Iranians, for instance, made it help them plan mass protests last month.) -John

[niamhdowling]

Fair point. The vast majority of twitter accounts are an exercise in narcissism then?

[plantaloons]

I think nerdfighters will be interested in knowing this: The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

[Brian1454]

wow you are realy a phil rip-off

but the difference is HE is funny and YOU are not.

god you fail

[Preevyew]

His vlogging style is entirely different.

[vlogbrothers]

Yeah, um. We're friends with Phil, and I like Phil, but we've "sounded like Phil" a lot longer than Phil has sounded like Phil.

We've been doing this since January of 2007.

Now if you want to say we ripped off Ze Frank.... well, true enough. :) -John

[Brian1454]

if i knew you real all actual comments i wouldn't be so harsh lol.

and you confuse me a bit with "but we've "sounded like Phil" a lot longer than Phil has sounded like Phil."

say that again? XD

[DaisyM01]

He means that they've been doing this kind of thing longer than Phil, which you could take to mean that he copied them.

Oh, and Vlogbrothers are WAY funnier than Phil.

[kiyoshi85]

i only missed one... the first one...