Dance of the Manwhore WITH SUBTITLES

[coollman454]

wheres the download link?

[SurvivingRock]

Somehow, I like this.

[Spire208]

I can't stop watching... I always come back...

[Kythrii]

I've been watching this for like the past three hours over and over... What's wrong with me? ;D

[rocketmik65]

1:07 I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

*Rest of the video* I've seen enough SexuaLobster to know where this is going.

[Sonic90l]

SONG NOW ON iTUNES! *sobs* I wish.

[ScrumpyJack1234]

@Sonic90l i'm pretty sure you can download it on newgrounds or something

[Mezgrman]

W- what did I just watch

[membu]

The meaning of life has been discovered.

[Orghtang]

I learned on exams while listening to this.

Weird stare given to my by the teacher was definetly underrated.

[JoLeZkNoWz]

Fernando rocks!!! Do more DO MORE!!! I just giggle and giggle more about this shit ahahahaha gold!!!

[JustinGorenMusic]

roses are read, violets are blue, i must eat yogurt off of you

[aleighachan]

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHAAAAAA

[TravGreece]

nice...

[Sonic90l]

Mmm! Stew! Wha kind of ste- what the fuck!?

[ostate300]

I love fernando!! Need to make more vids about him

[jacktystacey]

@MakeShitBreakShit cool story bro want a mud crab?

[ZyblixZone]

@MakeShitBreakShit hmm, the dislike seems to still work

[coollman454]

song y u no on itunes

[NickMaloney92]

1. go to library

2. find computer

3. load this up as loud as possible

4. fap

There I fixed it horseops :D

[hitomisama1314]

omg...i love this song...LOL

[MrJoBilly]

The sick part of my brain prevents me from turning this off

[Nightmaresofthesea]

I think i just turned blind.

[comedyman112]

THE. BEST. SONG. EVER.

[EndOfTheWorldHunger]

My friend has quit smoking after watching this

[MrMooMooFace]

Watching this before bed was a terrible mistake.

[GiantMoth]

@MrMooMooFace You woke up with Fernando?

[coollman454]

what kind of stew

[austyfrosty29]

grandmas funeral? sing this song...

[Ljubisa87]

for some reason I can't access your stuff on newgrounds, thank god you have a YT profile :D

[1995MrRocker]

Now I am at that wierd area of youtube again, and I don't know how the hell I got here!

[puffleissocute]

@1995MrRocker your on the awesome part!!!

[Theninjasarecoming]

Fun fact, this song is very effective on Valentine's day. Easiest 20 bucks ever made.

[HaseoDG]

Who else can picture Russell Brand singing this?

[Jameswaterslive]

Still better than justin beiber

[volaju2071]

Congratulations, you are now gay!

[babymario23]

...I'm in that weird part of the internet again, aren't I?

[puffleissocute]

@babymario23 the weird part? NO WAY!! your on the AWESOME part of youtube!

[babymario23]

@puffleissocute Of course! Thank you for showing me the right answer! :D

[ThatFatNinja]

Proud to be Australian.

[vic18ify]

I'm playing this at my funeral

[sovi3tsnip3r]

porns easier to explain. lol

[MossehTheEevee14]

LOLWUTAMIWATCHING

OHMYGODIHAVEALADYBONER

[Subscribe4nothing]

MORE FERNANDO PLEASE!!!!!

[PissingPeopleOff1]

My penis is confused.

[TheRobloxlap384]

love gooseman <3

[kouriichi]

I played this at my wedding.

..... My wifes parents still wont talk to me.

[SoulFire9001]

Pause the video, press 1 and read, then press 2 and read.

[appleballcutie]

wtf

[Spire208]

Why do I keep watching this...

[pokemonfer55]

My name is Fernando, and I'm Kinda amused.

[M1A9T9U5]

@0:38 Goku's got a new job.

[MootietheCowGaming]

go Fernando!

[djflippedipp]

Wtf

[iluvsaphira9]

This video is most popular with:

Male 18-24

Male 13-17

Male 25-34

[TheTurbanat0r00]

I am proud to say that I know all of the words to this song.... the ladies love it

[UEhappydudey]

I was a 17 year old male when I first watched this video. Now I'm pregnant....

[jlafloe619]

@UEhappydudey Nice.

[rafaelfmolina]

@UEhappydudey ok u win.... some one give him top comment of the year

[CERBERUS0420]

I've got a weirdest boner right now.

[noregrets92]

i think you should make a video that somewhere includes fernando spanking the loch ness monster and dancing with a group of aliens that're wearing leopard print pajamas...

[PissingPeopleOff1]

Internet-1

My sanity-0

[twentyoneandsix]

Skyrim brought me here....wait what?

[YoungChiefa]

And i thought i had a weird mind......

[Procrasterbationable]

Because he fucks animals

[yondaime4000]

Why is he looking at goats when he forgot to get his prescription filled?

[a7xaregods123]

Fernando is the manwhore O_o

[Canti510]

I'm in that part of youtube again...

[MrCODBlackOpsPro123]

WHO THE FUCK IS FERNANDO ?

[MoonPhase94]

@MrCODBlackOpsPro123 the sexy beast you see singing this song.

[Chazyj1]

Awkward moment when you sing this song and you know all the lyric off by heart o.O

[horseops]

1 go to library

2 find computer

3 load this up as loud as possible

4 RUN

[superdarkmario2]

@horseops Protip: use the 10 HOURS version for a lingering sensation

[vimesx]

@horseops so library computers have speakers now?

[Chanceawsum]

@horseops I did this :D

[cowmaster5000]

reminds me of my love life

[TheXYZeke]

46 people's fathers never loved them.

[iiOmnicide]

i dont feel comfortable watching your videos anymore, ill be back tomorrow k bye.

[summerluver1928]

0.0 what the hell did i just watch?...

[TheRealSaddyvan]

@peterthefish That's how I first found it.

[harmee9999]

I find this easy to masturbate to... ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

[SouthParkRocks9]

I think I lost my virginity.

[peterthefsh]

if u search dance of the m its the first option

[OmmytheDude]

this video...its..addicting..so addicting!

[jazza1994]

watch in 720p for HIGH DEFINITION AWKWARDNESS~!

[jazza1994]

:O

[arciusvyse2021]

russel brand?

[kusuguruketsu777]

I don't know whether to be disturbed right now, or extremely turned on....

[Maloxkov]

Why randy doesn't appear here dancing ?

[conquerormax]

the most awesome thing i have seen in my life

[10Crazydave]

45 people clearly don't like post-sex stew.

[Themicke90able]

i cant press the "like" button enough....

[sonicblade47]

Awkward silence? Sing this song!

[JannaISIcy]

I wish a guy would sing this to me...

[Angelchild11]

This song; making my friends look at me like a creep since 2011

[reaper4450]

I don't want to live anymore.

[ghbutler]

Who else did this video mindfuck?

[krezzoch]

I NEED THE 3RD ONE

[DBigStudios]

He's raping the spear

[DBigStudios]

Haha i really never did love him

[WatTheFirebolt]

I'm in that part of youtube again.. >.>

[EyeLikeElectro]

anyone noticed hs name is SexuaLobster? only 1 L. yea.

[jajkic0732]

I had a mormon ad play before this...

[MrGreenHat]

@F1NGE I agree. I dont know what to do.

[F1NGE]

i dont know whether i should laugh or go and cry in the shower...

[Dmoore2084]

after this video took my soul i started working 4 Disney. u know the shows tht rape ur childhood? all me.

[Grynio13]

So ... What is the meaning of life?

[gh0stassassin6]

y am i watching this on christmas morning?

[goldthunder9]

Don't call my name Fernando...

[BlackOmen801]

Dubstep version Please

[Hypoo]

I sometimes sneak up on people I know and whisper/sing this song into their ears.

Fuck you I am normal.

[tiennumidori1]

The very definition of mind rape.

[rosehips360]

okay, so either he humped the walrus until it bled, or he humped a walrus that was already bleeding, and I can't figure out which one is worse O_O

[ToExInFeCtIoN]

I can't tell if the music or the dancing is better

[XerxesPL]

I'm in this weird part of youtube... again...

[gnbvhyj]

@XerxesPL No the weird part is worse

[ADM1253]

@XerxesPL your also copying other peoples comments... again...

[Kittylover23967]

I just got raped..........I think

[Krissycookiiie]

This video cured my pulmonary infection!

… not really. I'm still sick. But the video is AWESOME!

[judo563]

did i...just get raped?

[olivierlar]

41 people are heterosexual males

[metalgearrexlover]

@olivierlar im hetero and i like this vid so ??...............wait,does this mean im bisexual ?

[McraftMaps]

I think that i just get mentally raped...

[TheBronxShogun]

Oh, so this is that weird part of YouTube everyone talks about.

[metalgearrexlover]

most popular with males 13-17,that...causes some concerne

[TheHeatfran]

@metalgearrexlover But I'm 35!

Wait....

What the fuck is wrong with me?

[TcC2317]

This describes my friend so perfectly!

[KoraxSP]

@TcC2317 FUCK YOUR FRIEND.... RIGHT NOW.

[chazzahero]

did I... am I... what... I'm going to leave now

[sarahs373]

Im going to have nightmares.

[ozstriker1984]

is this gay

[MrJustinArt]

@ozstriker1984 he never points to any gender in this. so you decide.

[r0ckoman]

this video cured my kidney infection

[warriorcat100]

WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIS?

What black magic is this?

[Avaryes]

Male 18-24

Male 13-17

Male 25-34

oh internet.

[schulze3]

I'm left confused very confused

[davelikescake1]

why am i suddenly addicted to this song 0-o....

[KuroNekoPL]

@davelikescake1 I feel the same dude. :(

[378kevi873]

I Sang this song to the girl that I'm in love with . . . Now I have a girlfriend

[demokratorkodo]

@378kevi873 Where's the arrow to the knee?

[skuldorai]

@378kevi873 Did you thrust at her?

[378kevi873]

@skuldorai I did exactly like the Manwhore do in the video, including the dance and everything

[skuldorai]

@378kevi873 That's hawt.

[saveltoros]

@378kevi873 Liar.

[XlbubblelX]

@378kevi873 are you success kid?

[ArmyStrongGangflu]

@378kevi873 I used to have a girlfriend....then I told this joke.

[GModTankMaster]

@378kevi873 guessing you locked her in the garage?

[378kevi873]

@GModTankMaster yeah, for about 2 weeks, but she forgave me <3

[666CoFfan666]

@378kevi873 dude are u serious??? :O should i try it out too? =D

[378kevi873]

@666CoFfan666 Yeah, I'm serious xD, only try, if the girl know manwhore too, AND LIKE IT, because If don't, you're pretty much fucked xD

[378kevi873]

@666CoFfan666 I got lucky because she didn't know, but still liked, she though it was " different and creative " LOL

[BrokenDreamzLOL]

@378kevi873

What about the "My father never loved me.." part?

[378kevi873]

@BrokenDreamzLOL my father passed away 2 years ago, so I just changed the " my father never loved me " to " my father passed away a while ago ", and this alone can bring natural tears to my eyes

[Gohlper]

@378kevi873 I did that to, but I only have a restraining order.

[GUInterface]

woah

[IishEmmy]

I sing this at school everyday. How come I'm still single?

[huggy99huggy]

@IishEmmy i think those that attempted singing this were over 20... i doubt 14 year olds 'myself' would get many girlfriends doing this

[Gohlper]

@IishEmmy Grow a beard.

[ShamelessKyla]

me: mum..im scared

mum: scared of what?

me: *shows song*

mum: O.O go to the bunker!

me: but...

mum: NOW!!!....what has the earth uleashed!?!?!

[wassimzombi]

holyshit...

[Samman276]

38 people weren't molested watching this

[PhiloxXxPhobia]

I LOVE YOU MR. MANWHORE WE MUST EATS DAS YOGURT 2GETHA WEWT!:)

[killerwolf250]

thats my song my name is fernando and its my song when i pt that song a sexual passion run trught ma veins and dick

[myzteryhellz]

so i guess this is the Fernando lady gag was talking about >:(

[Magnus1177]

RUMCAJS!

[MrRafaelBCK]

:/

[niggaindehood]

is it just me or does the head of the guy in the velocirapture look like a dick

[MrAnalDeath]

my butt hurts

[Dqowreorn]

"Love is like a ripened squid, It stinks with limp appendages."

[0xXDragonBladeXx0]

lol... Velocirapture