Videos like this actually help to wake up peoples from their religious coma , it works fine to use under the brainwash session in a closed cult, but on Internet it will be public and even religious fanatics will see that the maker of the videos is an extreme idiot or extreme dishonest.
think the first full-grown man was made? Without the iron, of course.
Jumping from one thought to another one is an easy way to make fun of things (you can do it with christianity and any other religion out there, as well as evolution). But it's not a very honest way to handle these things.
However, I did laugh when it said "Intelligent Robot", because that thing... It sure don't look too smart! (Pardon the bad grammer, it was intentional, lol)
Wait... Cyber Dog? Dude, I'm pretty sure that's a toaster.
I'm astounded by this video. According to the description of this video if I believe in evolution (which has proper evidence) I should also believe in a piece of metal turning into a robot. Wow... Just... Wow...
That's right, get the indoctrination of creation in early before the children can think for their self, that way they'll believe this shit without even bothering looking for evidence and ignore anything against it.
Just like evolution, DNA hybridisation, evolutionary algarithms, e.t.c. are taught to children in nursery so that they are brain washed into belieiving in evolution.
@Creationcreed So let's just throw the word God in there for something we ALL know nothing about yet. The problem with the concept of a God is that people attach all these different attributes to suit their own agendas. Just think of the thousands of religions that exist.
This guy has no idea how science works so let me diminish his religion like he does science. Once upon a time a magical wizard came to existence with no explanation, he created the universe like a genie and made humans so he could love us, however he pretended we were GI Joes and killed off billions over the years, then he got bored and put bones in the ground to test our faith, when we believed in evolution he killed himself and that is why there is war. Don't believe me it is in a book.
Maybe you should go to school Robee. You're intelligence could use some refinement.
Robee...neither you nor Colby ( watch?v=6GLYd_xy9fk ) have a place in Heaven. Maybe you should defect. I bet the Scientific World would appreciate you. You could hang out with Data from Star Trek:TNG.
obviously biblejump has absolutely no understanding of evolution what so ever and made a video about what other fellow creationist tell him/her what it is.And yet, bible jump believes that a big man the sky snapped his fingers and... poof there were adam and eve with all the other creatures of the world. now tell me what is more believable... creationism or or the fact that all living creatures very gradually evolved with tiny mutations and adaptations to their natural environment
Actually, if you look deep enough, we are mechanical beings. We're just a bunch of atoms held together by God, just like everything else in this world, including robots. This video is more right than it seems at first.
This video is putting great shame on Christianity. The ignorance among creationists in subjects like abiogenesis and evolution is so obvious it's almost sad. Shame on people who make such video as this.
@KevinLounsberry Your D.N.A., your incredible brain, your extremely complicated nervous, respiriatory, digestive and reproductive systems, the fact your body contains all the elements of dust, just like the Bible says etc. Your body is more complicated than any machine will ever be. Machines ALWAYS have a designer.
@MalakaiJ Yes, machines always do have a designer, because pieces of metal and plastic working together to perform a function don't occur naturally. Pieces of flesh and membrane and biological fluids on the other hand do. People who do make machines also take great care to ensure it's clear they were the creators. you can contact them and ask them about it and they can show you how they created it. Machines are a far cry from a complete analogy for biological life forms.
@KevinLounsberry Every single cell in your body is, itself, a machine. Science has NEVER observed a living cell to come about other than by coming from another living cell, each of which is millions of times more complicated than any machine man has ever created. If you can't get a machine to evolve, you're certainly not going to get the first living cell.
@MalakaiJ First of all, living things are not machines.
Second, the complex contents in a cell or the complexity of life is a proof of evolution , not design. All designers are doing things so simple as possible, any design that is unnecessary complex is a design error. If you believe in a God that do things from nothing with MAGIC, nothing of the complexity make sense, you don't even need a brain, use your faith and don't eat the apple of knowledge.
Common mistake creationists make is likening dead things such as robots or computer codes to living organisms. They forget that the theory of evolution only applies to living organisms that reproduce and feed whereas robots don't.
There are many such misconceptions amongst creationists which serves their need to deny the theory of evolution in favor of their god.
Aight ppl, i'm not into this debate but don't try to make me believe in God Logically! God answers emotional needs which are irrationnal. Can't God be an irrationnal thing for the human specie and still « exist » ? Can't evolution answer the rational and the logical needs of the human? anyway chill ppl
So first question is, Do adam and eve have belly buttons?
And the second one is, how come, if you have a child with your cousin, or brother they come out retarded, or defective, but adam and eves sons and daughters had sex THOUSANDS of times and we're not ALL retarded?
Fist one, idk. Second one, DNA was once perfect. The only reason that mutations like that can accure today is because of imperfections in the DNA. When you marry your brother/sister the imperfections that were once were blocked (I'm not sure how they are blocked, I just know it's complex) become unblocked because the two combining DNA's faults are both there and combine into an actual effect fault. Will some one who know more about this proses explain it to this further person?
I meant my question as in "how can they be real?" I don't believe in adam and eve. it's just another story to keep people from asking questions the church doesn't know how to answer.
You make no sense... The Bible has never been proven wrong, and yet you still say that I am lying. Evolution has been proven wrong hundreds of times which makes it senseless and stupid. I think you are just being ignorant.
@BronzeOrwin The bible has never been proven wrong?!?!!? Don't make me laugh ahahahahaha omg you are kidding right? Can you explain dinosaurs (were those in the bible). Is earth flat (as the bible implies)? No... Does the sun revolve around the earth? no... There are way too many times that the bible has been wrong to count. You are the ignorant my friend.
There is some thing going on here called misinterpretation. Or in other words, please tell me what the heck you are talking about, prove it and please stop just randomly saying things. Explain what you say so I can answer your questions
@BronzeOrwin The bible says: The sun rises and the sun sets, and hurries back to where it rises. (From the NIV Bible, Ecclesiastes 1:5)". It implies the Sun revolves around the earth. That is incorrect
You didn't even read past the first HALF of that verse verse. If you had read just a bit more you would see that it is stating that worldly things will go on and on again, but never satisfy you. That is what is is implying.
verse 6 read on dummy :P
and the design of these similitudes seem to be; to shew the vanity of all worldly things, and that man's mind can never be satisfied with them, because there is nothing in the world but a constant repetition of the same things,
@BronzeOrwin Yes it implies that as well, bible belt retard. It is also stating that the earth revolves around the sun. An all knowing god would say "earth revolves on itself around the sun, and no matter how much it revolves, it will repeat itself". I give your peasant religion 10 years to survive until people realize how the god in your mythology resembles a deranged individual suffering from many psychological disorders.
@BronzeOrwin "that it might take the earth by the edges and shake the wicked out of it" (Job 38:13)" Edges? There aren't any edges in a spherical planet... Wrong again bible man!
First off, how can the wicked be shaken off of a flat surface, if any thing it's imlplying that the earth is round (not that it matters in the first place. What it is saying is that God is bigger than you if you read right before that one.
verse 12
Have you ever commanded the morning to appear and caused the dawn to rise in the east?
If they wanted to say that the earth was flat they would have clearly stated it in like in the last two examples. Not have shredded the words so deeply that
@BronzeOrwin The faults are that there is no evidence proving the existence of a God, and without the existence of a God you cannot validate anything in the bible. Thus everything in the bible is pending validity. It's quite simple and follows the rules of logic. Maybe if your feeble brain had developed outside the bible belt you would have attended a university that teaches the basics of logic. Just maybe...
That maybe so, but there is no evidence disproving it. I tell you sir that I am using logic and I have two options here. 1. believe the theory that has been dis proven hundreds of time by hundreds of different people EVEN when people changed it or 2. believe the only thing that has never been dis proven. I tell you again, I am using logic, more logic than you have apparently ever used in your whole life. And if you want me to go over the ABC's of how evolution can't exist, then I suppose I will.
First of all, I never said that there wasn't any evidence against Judaism, that's completely different from Christianity. Any ways... so many ways to choose from, lets start from the very beginning shall we? They say that either the world came from nothing, or it has always been there. Lets start with the easier one first. Let me describe nothing first so you can't whine about me saying this one... Nothing
@andresico2 is nothing in existence, no alternate dimensions nothing. I don't care what you say about that, but nothing comes from nothing. As for the universe always being there, people say that stars are formed from the dust clouds in space formed from supernovas by gravity sucking it all in, but I say that all of that is a load of garbage. Any simple Scientist knows that thermal pressure ALWAYS will overpowers the gravity. We have seen old stars go, but never new stars come.
Umm yes we have seen new stars being created. They are created in Nebulas...this has been now for a few decades now. But anyways God always being there or coming from nothing is just as difficult to imagine, you are adding an extra step, you are taking that extra leap of faith.
But either way that is irrelevant, Cosmology has NOTHING to do with Evolution.
@andresico2 You misunderstand, thermal pressure ALWAYS over powers the gravity. The reason I believe this is because I don't see a cloud turning into a star any time soon. From what I know they have never proven that a star can form that way, it's just a theory with very little proof to back it up. Also, when you get small enough, all laws are broken. No more time, no more space, no more light, no more gravity and it keeps going on. That is how some people think that God is possible.
I'm sure you've been told this already, but you're talking about ABIOGENESIS and evolution. Oh and by the way, abiogenesis has is known to be able to happen. So..... FAIL
lol, comparing the origin of something manufactured to something alive. Robots aren't alive dumbass, we know robots are man-made because we can see people building robots today, and because there is no other explaination of where robots came from. In the same way, we know evolution happens because we can see species evolving today. and don't think the uncertainty on the origin of life proves your point, that would be like a caveman saying "I don't understand fire so there must be a fire god."
I'm sorry that you have to put up with all those kinds of comments. I myself am an atheist but it's so frustrating to me to see fellow non-believers being so just plain rude. We claim to be open-minded, but we can't be willing to let people believe what they want in peace. We say that Christians are so judgmental, and talk about how rude they are about forcing their beliefs on us, but then we turn around and judge Christians as stupid for what they believe and act like jerks about it. Sorry.
You are physically animated, yet mentally dead. I see you awake but you are not really there. You walk around in a hollow shell. Living a life of mental stagnation. Seeking the comfort of reassuring lies. Your shallow mind, in a church of fools. Living a life of willing ignorance. Never thinking, forever dim. Nothing's more pathetic than a brainless drone. Vicious cycles of lies to cover lies. Just another robot in factory of falsehoods. A hollow puppet controlled by strings.
so the joke is he's not christain and he comes up with the evolution theory... and then it turns out he was made in china and I'm assuming China is supposed to be God.
That's not exactly how evolution works. I suggest reading national geographic more often, and not Ray Comfort's abridged, non-factual version of Evolution.
The author of this video has absolutely no understanding of abiogenesis or evolution. Please don't embarrass us hardworking, intelligent Christians by using this stuff with your propaganda.
Lol, stupid vid. We didn't come from an inanimate object, we came from RNA (kind of like a "predecessor" to DNA, look it up.) Not everything evolves, only living things!
If this were true then why don't i have a giant manufacturing stamp on MY GIANT ASS!!!!! You see it is hard to make a point against people who think. Or maybe I evolved over millions of years; and with you, god picked up some dirt and went 'click'. That would explain why I can think and you can't. Let's return you to the manufacturer; there is a defect in your brain.
Oh, that makes perfect sence. Tell me, where can I trade in my "On the origin of the Species" for a Bible. I also need to get "Born-again" so I can spread this much more realistic scenerio on to the rest of the ignorant athesitic world.
Wait, I must only be getting half of "the truth behind... the evolution theory", because all I'm getting from this video is that the priest pushed a bit too far and damaged your un-evolved brain stem
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This is an atrocity. What does the origin of life have to do with the process of speciation? And you can call it a theory all you like, but in reality there is more evidence to support it than there is to support the theory of gravity. And I openly welcome you to test that.
Your ability for minor computer imaging should not enable you to spew ignorance via the world wide web, but apparently it does. Thanks for bringing us all down a few notches...
"Congratulations. You've managed to disprove the theory that a lightning strike can bring a chunk of iron to life. Now, tell me, what is your opinion on EVOLUTION?"
Correction: he or she has ONLY managed to prove how idiotic he or she is.
Congratulations. You've managed to disprove the theory that a lightning strike can bring a chunk of iron to life. Now, tell me, what is your opinion on EVOLUTION?
Videos like this actually help to wake up peoples from their religious coma , it works fine to use under the brainwash session in a closed cult, but on Internet it will be public and even religious fanatics will see that the maker of the videos is an extreme idiot or extreme dishonest.
ytbabbler 1 week ago
evolution is a bad fariy tale. Stop telling the kids they will turn back into a monkey.
darkfur35 1 month ago
Nice one! :L
MalakaiJ 2 months ago in playlist More videos from biblejump
0:17 isn't that how christians
think the first full-grown man was made? Without the iron, of course.
Jumping from one thought to another one is an easy way to make fun of things (you can do it with christianity and any other religion out there, as well as evolution). But it's not a very honest way to handle these things.
DarkOneRRp 2 months ago
tags: reallyhungryartist, well its surely not retardation that your starving from you have plenty of that
kiel108 3 months ago
This video is embarrassing.
However, I did laugh when it said "Intelligent Robot", because that thing... It sure don't look too smart! (Pardon the bad grammer, it was intentional, lol)
Wait... Cyber Dog? Dude, I'm pretty sure that's a toaster.
KyleAndDougsRandomTV 5 months ago
I'm astounded by this video. According to the description of this video if I believe in evolution (which has proper evidence) I should also believe in a piece of metal turning into a robot. Wow... Just... Wow...
miqosaavalainen 6 months ago
So you're saying God is Chinese?
MattThermo 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@MattThermo Thats funny but no.
Songovstorms15 5 months ago
like bar is the size of the penises of the little boys that the pope rapes.
Einkanstein 8 months ago
hey, i saw an episode of futurama just like this!
SuckMyKiss420 8 months ago
stupid south korean christian fundamentalist.
ZZzzzzzWhat 9 months ago
That's right, get the indoctrination of creation in early before the children can think for their self, that way they'll believe this shit without even bothering looking for evidence and ignore anything against it.
Just like evolution, DNA hybridisation, evolutionary algarithms, e.t.c. are taught to children in nursery so that they are brain washed into belieiving in evolution.
9hello123 9 months ago
LOVED IT!! Thumbs up everyone! Let's get 333!!! God made it so easy! How can those bumwipes be so buried!?
IronHorsez88 10 months ago
People actually believe there was no Catalyst to the Big bang the proclaim, which doesn't make a bit sense.
Creationcreed 10 months ago
@Creationcreed So let's just throw the word God in there for something we ALL know nothing about yet. The problem with the concept of a God is that people attach all these different attributes to suit their own agendas. Just think of the thousands of religions that exist.
gazbostuart 8 months ago
This guy has no idea how science works so let me diminish his religion like he does science. Once upon a time a magical wizard came to existence with no explanation, he created the universe like a genie and made humans so he could love us, however he pretended we were GI Joes and killed off billions over the years, then he got bored and put bones in the ground to test our faith, when we believed in evolution he killed himself and that is why there is war. Don't believe me it is in a book.
DvineGaming 11 months ago
Maybe you should go to school Robee. You're intelligence could use some refinement.
Robee...neither you nor Colby ( watch?v=6GLYd_xy9fk ) have a place in Heaven. Maybe you should defect. I bet the Scientific World would appreciate you. You could hang out with Data from Star Trek:TNG.
OptimisticCynic715 11 months ago
Just one small problem-- robots can't reproduce.. and have no DNA
badpanda84 11 months ago
Im Athiest
DevinFilms66792 1 year ago
Are you high? How do you manage to function your computer with this kind of understanding of science or the world?
CAL66519 1 year ago
Your lack of understanding does not entitle you to make up something that you understand.
2nDoppelganger 1 year ago
obviously biblejump has absolutely no understanding of evolution what so ever and made a video about what other fellow creationist tell him/her what it is.And yet, bible jump believes that a big man the sky snapped his fingers and... poof there were adam and eve with all the other creatures of the world. now tell me what is more believable... creationism or or the fact that all living creatures very gradually evolved with tiny mutations and adaptations to their natural environment
agentYJGP 1 year ago
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Why has no one ever found any evidence to support that all life on earth came from a single cell organism?
0OoJoshuaoO0 1 year ago
Actually, if you look deep enough, we are mechanical beings. We're just a bunch of atoms held together by God, just like everything else in this world, including robots. This video is more right than it seems at first.
373Larry373 1 year ago
Ok im looking all around for my "made by God" stamp ...... i cant find it anywhere? is anyone else having this problem ......
Edwarddoom 1 year ago 4
Robots =/= Living creatures
You still fail forever.
YoshiTheBlue 1 year ago 2
FAIL! I am ashamed to be of the same species as the creator of this video.
10percentAtheist 1 year ago 2
This video is putting great shame on Christianity. The ignorance among creationists in subjects like abiogenesis and evolution is so obvious it's almost sad. Shame on people who make such video as this.
ThinkingBetter 1 year ago 3
If u believe in evolution ur chinese obviously
AzizVikram 1 year ago
So... this video would be relevant if we had manufacturer's labels on us and we weren't alive (like iron).
As opposed to being self-replicating, mutating, living black market wares?
Hrimpurstala 1 year ago
What is this shit?
ciaobellakate 1 year ago 4
good job, im gonna go buy a bible now...
theeichris 1 year ago 2
My question is, who are the creatards that thumbed this video up? Embarrassing.
SkullVodka 1 year ago 19
@SkullVodka
More like people who think this guy is a poe. They might be right.
Mectrixctic 8 months ago
If I was a connoisseur of stupid, then this would be an excellent vintage.
lessergnome 1 year ago 6
Biblejump, you make me sad for humanity. It the 21st century and I'm surrounded by people with mental capacities from the dark ages.
illuzion30 1 year ago 9
Does he not realize that robots are science?!
And the typical creationist thing is shown here, you know... taking something completely out of context...
Oh and robots aren't living creatures, so evolution would not apply to them...
priceboy3 1 year ago
Biblejump, in case you didn't notice; breathing things are different from robots.
Jackass.
mikkodude 1 year ago 2
facepalmed so hard i did a backflip and turned back in to a dog....
Benpurple4 1 year ago 6
epic facepalm
Takua38000 1 year ago 4
The really sad part is that this ridiculous distortion of evolution is STILL less stupid than what Creationists believe.
jms4979 1 year ago 5
Lol but do we have a "made by God stamp" on us.
badpanda84 1 year ago
she has a nice ass.
Darkfirephoinix 1 year ago
I'm failing to see a "Made by God" tag on my ass.
ColossalM 1 year ago 8
uhhhhhhg. so pathetic.
honestly, if this is what creationist argument has been reduced to, dontcha think it should hit the road?
whyiaskyou79 1 year ago 2
Lmfao 5*
JAndrad1991 1 year ago
FAIL! On so many levels. Where do people even come up with this stuff?
Evolution =! Abiogenesis
Robots =! Biological lifeforms.
Iron =! complex chemical reactions
China =! God :O
Houshalter 1 year ago 6
@Houshalter fail to see that ''made in china'' ment that robot had a creator.
666cccccc 1 year ago
@666cccccc, is there a "made by God" tag on your ass? I hope not.
Houshalter 1 year ago
@Houshalter and why the fuck would i a tag of a some one's imaginary friend on my ass?
666cccccc 1 year ago
@666cccccc, I dunno, why would you?
Houshalter 1 year ago
A truly excellent analogy. Might you be so kind as to direct me to my "Made by God" tag?
KevinLounsberry 2 years ago 27
@KevinLounsberry Your D.N.A., your incredible brain, your extremely complicated nervous, respiriatory, digestive and reproductive systems, the fact your body contains all the elements of dust, just like the Bible says etc. Your body is more complicated than any machine will ever be. Machines ALWAYS have a designer.
MalakaiJ 2 months ago in playlist More videos from biblejump
@MalakaiJ Yes, machines always do have a designer, because pieces of metal and plastic working together to perform a function don't occur naturally. Pieces of flesh and membrane and biological fluids on the other hand do. People who do make machines also take great care to ensure it's clear they were the creators. you can contact them and ask them about it and they can show you how they created it. Machines are a far cry from a complete analogy for biological life forms.
KevinLounsberry 2 months ago
@KevinLounsberry Every single cell in your body is, itself, a machine. Science has NEVER observed a living cell to come about other than by coming from another living cell, each of which is millions of times more complicated than any machine man has ever created. If you can't get a machine to evolve, you're certainly not going to get the first living cell.
MalakaiJ 2 months ago
@MalakaiJ First of all, living things are not machines.
Second, the complex contents in a cell or the complexity of life is a proof of evolution , not design. All designers are doing things so simple as possible, any design that is unnecessary complex is a design error. If you believe in a God that do things from nothing with MAGIC, nothing of the complexity make sense, you don't even need a brain, use your faith and don't eat the apple of knowledge.
ytbabbler 1 week ago
Common mistake creationists make is likening dead things such as robots or computer codes to living organisms. They forget that the theory of evolution only applies to living organisms that reproduce and feed whereas robots don't.
There are many such misconceptions amongst creationists which serves their need to deny the theory of evolution in favor of their god.
ragnarthoris 2 years ago
Interesting video...
But last time I checked, there isn't a "Made in heaven" stamped on my ass.
evillutionskate 2 years ago 4
I didn't think robots could reproduce?
Doesn't that make the whole argument redundant?
Also - what has the beginning of life got to do with evolution anyway?
bland7654 2 years ago
Aight ppl, i'm not into this debate but don't try to make me believe in God Logically! God answers emotional needs which are irrationnal. Can't God be an irrationnal thing for the human specie and still « exist » ? Can't evolution answer the rational and the logical needs of the human? anyway chill ppl
KrazyBenz 2 years ago
What does a lightening strike creating life have to do with evolution?
Hoolaygon 2 years ago
Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me ashamed to call myself homo!
HeartGoldHoOh 2 years ago
I KNEW IT!
god is Chinese
mfjeff 2 years ago
So first question is, Do adam and eve have belly buttons?
And the second one is, how come, if you have a child with your cousin, or brother they come out retarded, or defective, but adam and eves sons and daughters had sex THOUSANDS of times and we're not ALL retarded?
buhler32 2 years ago
Fist one, idk. Second one, DNA was once perfect. The only reason that mutations like that can accure today is because of imperfections in the DNA. When you marry your brother/sister the imperfections that were once were blocked (I'm not sure how they are blocked, I just know it's complex) become unblocked because the two combining DNA's faults are both there and combine into an actual effect fault. Will some one who know more about this proses explain it to this further person?
BronzeOrwin 2 years ago
You are unable to answer both questions, not because you are stupid, but because Adam and Eve did not exist.
The perfect DNA theory was invented and fabricated by people who don't understand the basics of evolution. There is no such thing as "perfect DNA".
andresico2 2 years ago
I meant my question as in "how can they be real?" I don't believe in adam and eve. it's just another story to keep people from asking questions the church doesn't know how to answer.
buhler32 2 years ago
I was talking to Bronzeorwin haha
andresico2 2 years ago
You make no sense... The Bible has never been proven wrong, and yet you still say that I am lying. Evolution has been proven wrong hundreds of times which makes it senseless and stupid. I think you are just being ignorant.
BronzeOrwin 2 years ago
@BronzeOrwin The bible has never been proven wrong?!?!!? Don't make me laugh ahahahahaha omg you are kidding right? Can you explain dinosaurs (were those in the bible). Is earth flat (as the bible implies)? No... Does the sun revolve around the earth? no... There are way too many times that the bible has been wrong to count. You are the ignorant my friend.
andresico2 2 years ago
There is some thing going on here called misinterpretation. Or in other words, please tell me what the heck you are talking about, prove it and please stop just randomly saying things. Explain what you say so I can answer your questions
BronzeOrwin 2 years ago
@BronzeOrwin The bible says: The sun rises and the sun sets, and hurries back to where it rises. (From the NIV Bible, Ecclesiastes 1:5)". It implies the Sun revolves around the earth. That is incorrect
andresico2 2 years ago
You didn't even read past the first HALF of that verse verse. If you had read just a bit more you would see that it is stating that worldly things will go on and on again, but never satisfy you. That is what is is implying.
verse 6 read on dummy :P
and the design of these similitudes seem to be; to shew the vanity of all worldly things, and that man's mind can never be satisfied with them, because there is nothing in the world but a constant repetition of the same things,
BronzeOrwin 2 years ago
@BronzeOrwin Yes it implies that as well, bible belt retard. It is also stating that the earth revolves around the sun. An all knowing god would say "earth revolves on itself around the sun, and no matter how much it revolves, it will repeat itself". I give your peasant religion 10 years to survive until people realize how the god in your mythology resembles a deranged individual suffering from many psychological disorders.
andresico2 2 years ago
@BronzeOrwin "that it might take the earth by the edges and shake the wicked out of it" (Job 38:13)" Edges? There aren't any edges in a spherical planet... Wrong again bible man!
andresico2 2 years ago
First off, how can the wicked be shaken off of a flat surface, if any thing it's imlplying that the earth is round (not that it matters in the first place. What it is saying is that God is bigger than you if you read right before that one.
verse 12
Have you ever commanded the morning to appear and caused the dawn to rise in the east?
If they wanted to say that the earth was flat they would have clearly stated it in like in the last two examples. Not have shredded the words so deeply that
BronzeOrwin 2 years ago
@andresico2 no one but few who spent hours looking for faults would find it. They were a little bit smarter than you were.
BronzeOrwin 2 years ago
@BronzeOrwin The faults are that there is no evidence proving the existence of a God, and without the existence of a God you cannot validate anything in the bible. Thus everything in the bible is pending validity. It's quite simple and follows the rules of logic. Maybe if your feeble brain had developed outside the bible belt you would have attended a university that teaches the basics of logic. Just maybe...
andresico2 2 years ago
That maybe so, but there is no evidence disproving it. I tell you sir that I am using logic and I have two options here. 1. believe the theory that has been dis proven hundreds of time by hundreds of different people EVEN when people changed it or 2. believe the only thing that has never been dis proven. I tell you again, I am using logic, more logic than you have apparently ever used in your whole life. And if you want me to go over the ABC's of how evolution can't exist, then I suppose I will.
BronzeOrwin 2 years ago
Could you PLEASE enlighten me and explain how there is evidence against Evolution, and not against Juedo-Christian mythology?
andresico2 2 years ago
First of all, I never said that there wasn't any evidence against Judaism, that's completely different from Christianity. Any ways... so many ways to choose from, lets start from the very beginning shall we? They say that either the world came from nothing, or it has always been there. Lets start with the easier one first. Let me describe nothing first so you can't whine about me saying this one... Nothing
BronzeOrwin 2 years ago
@andresico2 is nothing in existence, no alternate dimensions nothing. I don't care what you say about that, but nothing comes from nothing. As for the universe always being there, people say that stars are formed from the dust clouds in space formed from supernovas by gravity sucking it all in, but I say that all of that is a load of garbage. Any simple Scientist knows that thermal pressure ALWAYS will overpowers the gravity. We have seen old stars go, but never new stars come.
BronzeOrwin 2 years ago
Umm yes we have seen new stars being created. They are created in Nebulas...this has been now for a few decades now. But anyways God always being there or coming from nothing is just as difficult to imagine, you are adding an extra step, you are taking that extra leap of faith.
But either way that is irrelevant, Cosmology has NOTHING to do with Evolution.
andresico2 2 years ago
@andresico2 Read what I wrote, I ran out of room so just use this.
BronzeOrwin 2 years ago
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BronzeOrwin 2 years ago
@andresico2 You misunderstand, thermal pressure ALWAYS over powers the gravity. The reason I believe this is because I don't see a cloud turning into a star any time soon. From what I know they have never proven that a star can form that way, it's just a theory with very little proof to back it up. Also, when you get small enough, all laws are broken. No more time, no more space, no more light, no more gravity and it keeps going on. That is how some people think that God is possible.
BronzeOrwin 2 years ago
EPIC FAILURE.
Kerridor3 2 years ago 2
This is a joke right?
kmartmask 2 years ago 3
interesting... But we are not made of metal.
toxickatie 2 years ago 2
"If you believe evolution then you should believe this too!! "
No I shouldn't. If you believe in stupidity you may think you know we should believe this.
Creatures don't MORPH into higher level like in pokemon, dumb shit.
okkima 2 years ago 5
lol, u play pokemon games? :D
chipnchipper 2 years ago
pokemon rocks. kthxbai
buhler32 2 years ago
robots are made in china?
chipnchipper 2 years ago
I'm sure you've been told this already, but you're talking about ABIOGENESIS and evolution. Oh and by the way, abiogenesis has is known to be able to happen. So..... FAIL
seriouslymatsteele 2 years ago 3
Really? When did that happen? Yes, science proved amino acids can form by themselves, but I havn't heard of any proof of life coming from nonlife.
Dauntless07 2 years ago
@Dauntless07
you dont really understand it
the first cells where not complex at all they where just some liptids formed around an unformed strand of i guess could be called dna sept not really
XavierDrake 2 years ago
Whoever created this does not care about the truth.
DanielBMS 2 years ago 2
facepalm just isn't enough for some of this shit
TBSnerd 2 years ago 8
@TBSnerd
We all know robots evolved from Chuck Norris...jeez!
ReligionInTheBin 1 year ago
Ignorance is bliss....
LUKEJAMESBARRETT 2 years ago 2
lol, comparing the origin of something manufactured to something alive. Robots aren't alive dumbass, we know robots are man-made because we can see people building robots today, and because there is no other explaination of where robots came from. In the same way, we know evolution happens because we can see species evolving today. and don't think the uncertainty on the origin of life proves your point, that would be like a caveman saying "I don't understand fire so there must be a fire god."
Dauntless07 2 years ago 3
You will burn in hell for your lies and misinformation and misleading others.
pauliuzaszz 2 years ago
Sorry bro, it wasn't iron.
TimJMorrison 2 years ago
It's so so sad that someone so talented can be so ignorant
AsheIsTheRaven 2 years ago 4
Made in China. XD
Try stacking the Tetragrammaton vertically to find out who's Name is written into YOUR body ;-)
MichaelGabrielR 2 years ago
I'm sorry that you have to put up with all those kinds of comments. I myself am an atheist but it's so frustrating to me to see fellow non-believers being so just plain rude. We claim to be open-minded, but we can't be willing to let people believe what they want in peace. We say that Christians are so judgmental, and talk about how rude they are about forcing their beliefs on us, but then we turn around and judge Christians as stupid for what they believe and act like jerks about it. Sorry.
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RobertBaral365 2 years ago
trolling was never this fun.....
320iguy 2 years ago
so the joke is he's not christain and he comes up with the evolution theory... and then it turns out he was made in china and I'm assuming China is supposed to be God.
... this sucks
Lucid1314 2 years ago 6
hahaha is this a joke?
CarpeOmne 2 years ago 6
That video is not just irrelvant, it is also not funny.
RaychSeldon33 2 years ago 7
Ah... I fear evolution is just a little too complicated for your mind to grasp... Let's go back to the magic man, shall we?
TheRealFrancesco 2 years ago 7
It makes sense that a creationists who bieleves in an omnipotent, omniscient god who created the universe would compare himself to a robot.
Cuythulu 2 years ago 28
A truly creatively stupid video! Congrats to you
JonKevinCherry 2 years ago 4
How can it have a dad if it was made in china?
That's not exactly how evolution works. I suggest reading national geographic more often, and not Ray Comfort's abridged, non-factual version of Evolution.
JustAManInAMask 2 years ago 8
The author of this video has absolutely no understanding of abiogenesis or evolution. Please don't embarrass us hardworking, intelligent Christians by using this stuff with your propaganda.
TheMathKing 2 years ago 36
Just wondering. If there was no Adam and Even how can you still be a christian?
There's some huge mental gymnastics there.
HereticPandemonium 2 years ago
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TheMathKing 2 years ago
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373Larry373 1 year ago
get a (half) life
upublic 2 years ago
Lol, stupid vid. We didn't come from an inanimate object, we came from RNA (kind of like a "predecessor" to DNA, look it up.) Not everything evolves, only living things!
Lazurath101 2 years ago
Poe's law?
0x8x0 2 years ago
Sometimes I think I should stop going to university and become religious.
It is a lot easier to be blind and stupid, then to educate yourself!
But then I see things like that and it makes me happy not to be one of those!!!
Flipsen89 2 years ago 3
Flipsen89: Dunno, this is on par with DiscoveryInstituteID's satirical vids...
0x8x0 2 years ago
Are you saying we are all made in China?
bonnienettles 2 years ago
Ha! These videos can't be for real. Either biblejump is mocking creationists or they are one of the most dishonest cartoonists I have ever seen.
My heart goes out to the children who will be forced to watch this tripe. Child abuse. Period.
harris3810 2 years ago
Wow, this is an epic failure, and I'm a Christian. Here's some directions for you...
1Learn something
2Make the parody
Not the other way around... Idiot.
Dauntless07 2 years ago
fundie... lol actually quite the opposite. Get a dictionary.
Tigerpawzs 2 years ago
atheism = man is the highest intelligence in the Universe, man is the center of the Universe
christianity = he is not
fundie2008 2 years ago
Updated.
Christianity = earth is the center of the universe.
Science = no it is not!
desmoluvr 2 years ago 3
Im a christian, and I dont think Earth is the center
planetcatter 2 years ago 2
Top notch failure!
fourthirteen 2 years ago 5
yes... because fish evolved into dogs... and were all robots... learn about evoloution before making a video on it
polop1234 2 years ago 8
What part of SEX don't you understand.
Machiens don't reproduce. So they can't evolve.
Not that hard anyway...
goodbryan 2 years ago 6
becuase people are robots lol
so wich out of the thousands of magic sky daddeys made us?
nezahualcoyotl85 2 years ago 3
Are you trying to say China equals God, cuz last time I checked they don't believe in your God in China.
dakrisis 2 years ago 3
Gish Gallop much?
RGear 2 years ago
So...many...fallacies...
So...many...falsehoods...
Can't...process them all.
WannabeTesla 2 years ago 5
Maybe with enough time this video will evolve into something worth watching.
necropederast 2 years ago 20
thats too funny!i hope my laughs evolve into orgasms
grassinigrassini 2 years ago 4
This comment made this video worth watching XDXDXD
JohnFotios 2 years ago
So... what are you trying to say here?
This video has nothing to do with anything.
Leehofooks 2 years ago 5
good point.
grassinigrassini 2 years ago
If this were true then why don't i have a giant manufacturing stamp on MY GIANT ASS!!!!! You see it is hard to make a point against people who think. Or maybe I evolved over millions of years; and with you, god picked up some dirt and went 'click'. That would explain why I can think and you can't. Let's return you to the manufacturer; there is a defect in your brain.
ChristopherAthiest 2 years ago 5
hahahaha.
LuvCarlisle 2 years ago
If only you had a model for a giant straw man! Because that's what this argument is!
ZigZaggityWW 2 years ago 4
Oh, that makes perfect sence. Tell me, where can I trade in my "On the origin of the Species" for a Bible. I also need to get "Born-again" so I can spread this much more realistic scenerio on to the rest of the ignorant athesitic world.
beyondbedandbathisme 2 years ago 2
it's 3d! yay now I believe what they say..
o wait.... the design and render is so bad that it makes me puke
edgalor 2 years ago
This video makes about as much sense as the bible, yep I said it.
SDMagoo 2 years ago 3
Wait, I must only be getting half of "the truth behind... the evolution theory", because all I'm getting from this video is that the priest pushed a bit too far and damaged your un-evolved brain stem
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Freelancer4tehwin 2 years ago
You can't possibly be serious
ceddog86 2 years ago
That's stumped me. I'm converted.
Where should I check my brain?
imaginenoreligion 2 years ago 2
We don't have a "Made by god" sticker. Evolution is a fact, backed up by evidence. Where's your evidence?
lordhathor 2 years ago 4
Metal (Like Iron) is NOT a living organism, you dumbass!
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Lol yesir! thats how it happened? Great vid!
Elektrolytic 2 years ago
By what mechanisms does iron grow and reproduce? Nucleic acids can, iron cannot.
snakeguy76 2 years ago 3
Buddha bless you!
jojoinhere 2 years ago
iron is not living you stupid fuck
Thekillerrrsss 2 years ago 7
evolution does not work
...for IRON!
iron!=living
Muvlonion 3 years ago 5
This is an atrocity. What does the origin of life have to do with the process of speciation? And you can call it a theory all you like, but in reality there is more evidence to support it than there is to support the theory of gravity. And I openly welcome you to test that.
Davotheravo123 3 years ago
this is the worst straw man argument i have ever seen.
WeFallChildren 3 years ago
I thought I'd seen the worst in anti-evolution videos until I watched this. I'm hoping this was a horrible attempt at satire.
SexyScientist6 3 years ago
So . . .
God created You, so that you could create THIS?
OK. So if creationism were TRUE, it would be a BAD thing?
KonradAdenauer 3 years ago 2
Your ability for minor computer imaging should not enable you to spew ignorance via the world wide web, but apparently it does. Thanks for bringing us all down a few notches...
cpearson32 3 years ago 2
"Congratulations. You've managed to disprove the theory that a lightning strike can bring a chunk of iron to life. Now, tell me, what is your opinion on EVOLUTION?"
Correction: he or she has ONLY managed to prove how idiotic he or she is.
Frilleon 3 years ago 4
Congratulations. You've managed to disprove the theory that a lightning strike can bring a chunk of iron to life. Now, tell me, what is your opinion on EVOLUTION?
teniguafez 3 years ago 13
teniguafez
I'm not sure he proved even that.
KonradAdenauer 3 years ago 5
So, he's saying we originated in China ???
Isn't the OVERWHELMING observable and collaborating evidence suggesting regions of Ethiopia?
Aye90125 3 years ago
Even Christ could't cure something this lame !
ponybottle 3 years ago 10
MADE IN CHINA !!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!
LOL como dicen los americanos
jajajajajaja !! (en español)
fundie2008 3 years ago
fundie2008
MADE IN CHINA !!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!
LOL como dicen los americanos
jajajajajaja !! (en español)
ey, no odies los americanos. no todos de nosotros son tan estupido.
teniguafez 3 years ago
ugh... yeah, what TehEvilSpork said...
just wanna add...
FUCKTARD!
TheHatefulDead 3 years ago
This is great!
I ment, this a great display of ignorance.
And a shitty movie too.
cperez1000 3 years ago 10