Battlefield Earth - Hose Scene

[Noodles37UK]

01:00 Just shoot the bugger, Elvis

[fhwgads2]

Hoo boy was that stupid.

[erkandevensCOOKBOOK]

Wow... This movie must suck

[lilbrothaaa]

Oh no, not the bees, not the bees!!!

[IridianDarkThorn]

God they botched this movie P_P

It practically ruined how good the book was

[JShadow94]

Lmao the curtain transition was so slooooow

[AndyBalearic]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!



[SinCity2100]

Here Comes the Punishment,Take a shower Human Scum!!

[Dodge5278]

what the fuck slowmo water like rawhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[GuyWithBluePoop]

This is some intense hose action

[TOHOFIEND54]

that woman cannot punch lol

[s33n01d10ts]

0:06

Oh the water... oh god it hurts... ooohhh.

[Achilles32094]

So many angled shot... makes my head hurt...

[06cdvanw]

"yeah, we want you to play an extra in these scene where some prisoners get blasted with water." this scene here? It looks really stupid.

"Nah...John Travolta and the sniper from Saving Private Ryan are in it." really? it must be pretty sweet then. where do i sign?

[lilbeaveymac]

this is a hard scene to watch,worse than chainsaw massacre ,i mean all that water everywhere,its just disturbing.....too much water.

[64maddness]

Its rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

[WrathofVishnu]

I've seen better curtain wipe transitions in a 4th grader's PowerPoint presentation.

[etiscool1]

NO!!!!! NOT THE HOSE, ANYTHING BUT THE HOSE!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHH!!­!!!

[FriedEggsWithChips]

@computerangel269 lol at you taking this seriously.

[FriedEggsWithChips]

@computerangel269 I used it merely to mock you. It was ironic and entirely intentional. Yours was unintentional. And lame. lol.

[FriedEggsWithChips]

@computerangel269 I lol'ed at your use of lol as a verb. And the apostrophe. lol

[DARZ87]

One of the most stupid movies in history, based on one of the most stupid sci-fi-novels in history, written by one of the most stupid... oh no, I don't want Scientology to take me to court. well, ehm, the Movie is great! Love it!

[GetOverHereBitch]

The prisoners get hosed off. This scene is a masterpiece.. of Shit

[cdoftx]

The brutality of this scene gives me nightmares D:

[ericarthurblair11]

no wonder this grossed more than avatar and titanic combined

[Tripo1iSamson]

IF ANY ACTOR FROM THIS MOVIE WAS ASKED IF THEY HAVE ANY SKELETONS IN THEIR CLOSET, THEY'D SAY "YES, I WAS IN BATTLEFIELD EARTH."

[MuonRay]

What were the director's thinking when they shot this scene?! they're just being hosed down, what's so important about it- why spend more than 1 minute of this?! it adds nothing but the fact that hygiene has gone from bad to worse. ironic that the characters spraying the humans actually look more filthy themselves.

[BurnedToast00]

\OMG SHIT! Its water run!............

[BurnedToast00]

what the shit? xD

[ndrthrdr1]

Epic FAIL of a movie.

[analyzingfunny]

masterpiece of crap? lol this is a secret Scientology training film

[claribelortiz13]

What the hell they have hanging on the nose?? The film is terrible by the way...

[SweetLadyCheesus]

Shame on such a great actor like Barry Pepper to do such a fucking horrible movie.

Still, he looked really hot :D

[Jackw00pw00p2]

@SweetLadyCheesus I agree, i think Barry is a good actor, but my god what convinced him and Forest to do this film?

[kuribayashi84]

Honestly, from a Certain Perspective, this Movie is full of Win!

[Terminxman]

@kuribayashi84 Is that perspective at an angle?

[Drkon6]

PYRAMID HEAD!!!!



[MrMetallicakid13]

Damn, this movie is terible.

[MrMetallicakid13]

Masterpiece more like disasterpiece if u ask me.

[googlexxxxxxx]

IT'S A MADHOUSE, A MADHOUSE!

[spuddapotato2494]

so is it wrong this gave me a boner??

[John7Shepard]

@spuddapotato2494 yes it just means your a homo and dont like hottie woman wtf is wrong with you ?

[4DHDFilms]

@John7Shepard haha! and your SOOO MANLY WITH YOUR MANLINESS, therefore you must prove to the world your manliness by engaging the manly deed of being a KEYBOARD WARRIOR!!! your quest in life is to prove to the internet how manly you are by calling them a homosexual and posting it twice!!!!!l. it makes sure you even know yourself you are manly because sometimes your forget... reexamine things bro, it turns out YOUR the homosexual! (oh and btw, u also have aspergers. its called sarcasm.)

[John7Shepard]

@4DHDFilms lol some thing with the site doing that and i dont really care if your a fag

[AlanClinton123]

reminds me of my bathtime

[Aidsus]

This scene has crossed over into the 'this is so completely retarded that it's brilliant' realm.

[matrixfan127]

Oh no, Water! What are we going to do, it's not like we can just, deal with it and get clean every once and a while!

[BEARxARMS]

Is that a super soaker?!?

[quikgamer]

noooo!! water!...we're getting clean!!

[Spulpacz]

The worst part is the overexagarated looks

[iamaicarlyfan]

wow this just sucks...

[metathrash121]

LOL AT 0:18 funny flop

[mrFragaz]

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

SO ROCKIIIIIIIIIIN

[IabiMyshkin]

Angled camera shots and constant slow motion. So funny...

[hogwash2nd]

what the FUCK

[liamdudeeee]

Holy shit could getting sprayed with water be any more dramatic.

[John7Shepard]

@liamdud

[John7Shepard]

@liamdudeeee sorry some thing happen when i tryed to post a comment like i was saying/ dude was like fuck you you get sprayed bitch lol

[Tedericoe]

That chick getting all wet is so hot...

[LawrenceSouljah]

Now that your clean

BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!

[jacobniece]

what the fuck.

[EmilTowersIV]

omg lol as an 11 year old, i LOVED this movie!! i have NOY BLOODY idea why, having watched this again as an adult... so fail. (perhaps the only reason being the harriers that they flew during the dogfight...)

[darkspecteranon]

You'd think after stuff like this they would have just killed him. Or how about teaching humans their language so they would be able to understand man animals. Or why are the humans unaffected after 1000 years of Radiation poisoning? or why were the Psychlos unable to detect that their craft had traveled to Virginia when they went to fort knox? Or why did he really believe that they had the tools and knowledge to smelt gold bars? And L. Ron Hubbard is considered a good writer? Bull shit!!

[AgentxAnonymous]

Scientology is a cult

[75211javier]

water bad!!!!!!!!!!

[depelated]

How is it that Barry Pepper does this and is still able to get casted for movies like "The Green Mile"...?

[Born2Ready]

LOOK OUT, THERE"S POISON IN THE WATER APPARENTLY.

[xixte5]

fighting with a hose.... gay

[Colbystrns]

the transition wipe thing would have been fine if this was an 80s movie, but this was filmed in 2000, its dated even by those standards!!

[arcturusliz]

@Colbystrns It looks like a high end homemade film.

[daemunum]

i am... astounded.

look at 0:18 and tell me that's not a dustpan he's holding

[pathofoblivion]

And the point of this scene is.....?

[Colbystrns]

AGHHH!!!! OH MY GOD, WATER!!!!

[fleamarket3000]

I'm sure I've seen this exact scene in a porno

[CyReNiUsX]

ROFL. Hilarious scene. I love how they actually used that sideways transition in an actual film. This is like a straight-to-YouTube movie!

[philomel]

so this is what the navi looked like before they turned blue.

[lilwill3104]

at 0:20 she does a fail punch! wtf how does it make him let go?!?!

[holibonich626]

@DrZoo22 this movie sucks hard!

[faokim]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[dontleademsomuch]

0:18 is the best  "boughahh!"

[furbymurderer]

wet trousers beat riot shields and trained guards wielding futuristic water jets

[thecyg12]

Stupid scene aside, those lateral transitions are cheesy and dumb...

[FRr3AkOnALEaSh]

Zomgz water, run away!!!

[HaveLucidDreamz]

Omg I'm loling so hard, I think I'm crying........

[JarheadM4A1]

barry pepper.....you were a sniping god...now your the waterboy

[Manonthe3up]

0:00 OH GOD THE WIPE IS KILLING ME SAVE ME SAVE ME AAUUGGHH!!

[LamentOfInnocence1]

OH GOD, THE HOSE, SO INTENSE, HOLY FUCK, THEIR PULLING ON SHIT, OH MY GOD, HE HAS THE HOSE, HOLY SHIT, MOTHER OF GOD HE JUST GOD PUNCHED, IT'S ALL FLAMEY AND SHIT, OH MY GOD.

[AwesomeCoasters]

I'd rather rip my eyes off than watch this again.

[Bigjohn392]

haha,

look at them futuristic supersoakers.

god this is terrible

WOO!

[MasterLife695]

what an amazing movie. its perfect in every way. amazing acting and well coreagraphed action scenes. BEWARE, THIS COMMENT WILL MELT YOUR BRAIN INTO PURE BULLSHIT.

[SpunkySkunk347]

this scene is so unnecessary and over-the-top, and it makes it all the funnier that its in slow motion

[ColtonMP]

like three seconds in there's that awful screen wipe hahahaha

This. Is. Ridiculous.

[TheCoasterGod]

this my friends is what we call high art

[Alekxii]

hahaha they said that this is the worst movie of all time. kind of agree when i watch this scene

[TheFMTH]

why is john travolta always making that stupid laught whenever i see footage of this goddamn %&#&#¤"%/!shizznit movie

[Clanknar]

"NOOOOOOO DO NOT LIEK GETTING CLEANED :( SAD FAIC!"

[dancenekkid]

Is there a single frame in this movie where the camera is NOT tilted?

[LiquidNitrogean]

I saw this on showtime I fucking laughed my ass off at this piece of shit movie they tried to make this hose scene epic but it's so retarded it's funny :)

[SwonzX]

Wow very epic...

[tman1397]

And this shows..? That people in the future won't like to wash?

[NeoConnor1]

Barry Pepper does a great howler monkey impression here.

[Arc9er]

wot the fock am ay lookin awt?

[al28283]

what the fuck is going on?

[joshhicksdotcom]

masterpiece? yeeeeeahhhh, because that was so much better than schindlers list

YOU MAKE ME ROLFCOPTA

[AdidasBoy711]

:16 - :20 is funny

[Fripitto]

The torture weapon of choice: Water (?)

[DeathSkull535]

@Fripitto

Freezing cold water would be a good choice - but really the alien Bob Marleys are just disinfecting the man animals before putting them in their cages.

[2elite]

Book was awesome though!

[eng081194]

Can someone please tell me what was the point of the movie... bunch of fake explosions, john travolta who needs to retire from acting, and the dumb plot... do you honestly think in the year 3000 they will have AV-8 Harriors which is an old aircraft today... compare it to the Wright Flyer during Dessert Storm...come on !!!!!

[sucklingfatty]

travolta made it to encourage new members to join the pyramid scheme of scientology

[maksie88]

Gotta love how professional those workers are. Getting disarmed, beaten and sprayed by prisoners? That's pretty terrible.

[bgj122]

I use that move to pick up women, I throw my jacket at them as they are spraying me with a hilarious firehose.

[AshesWasHerName]

omg, this scene is horrible <.<

[YoeriYoeri]

OMG, WATER! DEAR GOD, NO

[encel85]

Water! Oh noes!

[PredatorHuntress666]

Poor Barry Pepper. He is much too good for this.

[Kippe1702]

JUST LEAVE JOHN TRAVOLTA ALONE!!!!

YOU BASTARDS ARE EVEN LUCKY HE WOULD PERFORM HIS WORK OF ART FOR YOU!!! JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

ha ha ha ha ha XD

[ShaskaOcelot]

Please John Travolta and Tom Cruise come out of the closet.

Or I pull out my gun! Come out of the closet or I'M gonna cap some bitch!

Watch Druids "Vercingétorix" with Christopher Lambert, second worst movie of all time after this.

[wylon87]

What an epic waterfight!

[jiltedkiller]

I'm one starring this cause of the scene, not because of you. Don't be offended

[BoobooTheOwl]

This movie looks like competition for Troll 2 as the most pathetic movie of all time. Never seen this movie, but this is just ridiculous. My friends and I would hose each other as kids just for fun. He'd hose me, and I'd hose him. We loved it. The ludicrous , forced sense of drama here is outstandingly hilarious.

[vulnerabledonkey]

LOL

[DieChavScum]

WATEFIGHT! WOO! Scientology - "WAAAAAAAAAAAH, I'LLSUE

[dahwang12]

Slow motion makes certain scene dramatic... obviously it fails here.

[mortald]

That's it, after seeing this clip I decided the best thing to do is give all my money to Scientology.

[looker999997]

NOOO, not into the water, it BURNNNNS!

[dimmakracy1]

ha nice post no joke hahaa

[dannners]

lol fuck me this movie is soo bad

[VitalSigns1]

@dannners Then why are you watching it?

[dannners]

@VitalSigns1 So bad its good. Get me? :)

[digitalcrypt]

Because John Travolta is a nutbag cult member who worships (literally, they do) L. Ron Hubbard. And this book was written by LRH. So Travolta put all of his Thetan-infested Xenu-hating nutbag energy into getting this piece of shit movie made.

[realmadridriseagains]

you obviously arent a scientologist and you obviously have no idea what they do if you are being serious

[johnadams44565]

Why did anyone ever even makes this piece of shit?

[InBloom10]

what the fuck's with the weird camera angles

[Moretzsohn1]

this is such a bad movie!!

[wazzy3007]

what's so bad about water , , ,

[Chainsawjunkie]

AAAAH!!!

SOOO CLEAN!!

NOOO!!!

[ex0rdium]

The prisoners are Scientologists and the hose is Scientology.

[tronus]

What the shit was that?

[kertschy]

somebody should have stuck that hose up Travolta´s ass.

[bregowine]

What the hell...?

[StarshipPoopers1]

How is this a master piece lol. It's terrible acting, and people fighting over a hose.

"Oh god, the water!"

[anonymouslovegroup]

This is all what scientology actually believes sadly.

[evilemperordude]

Nah. Battlefield Earth doesn't represent Scientologists' beliefs as far as I'm aware. They just love anything written by Hubbard I think.:P

[Grrrrtt]

not exactly, they still worship aliens but the aliens came on dc-10s, not actual spaceships....

[xXSpeechImpedimentXx]

@Grrrrtt

well when you put it that way it all makes sense...

[GreenSmog17]

this films funny when stoned!

[phxsns1]

Why is every single camera angle tilted?

[Ztaff79]

I was thinking the same thing, many movie critics noticed that as well.

[VendavalEste]

...What is WITH the cinematography in this crap?!

[theunraveler]

wat the fuck was the point in all that?!

[Sweetheart45745]

Whatever you do, guys, don't kill the guy who's already killed a couple of your men and keeps trying to kill more...

And while you're at it, teach him all about your technology so he can use it against you.

LOL...Godawful movie, but funny,.

[50caliberfilms]

At least you can make humor out of it, I'd love to see a bad movie that didn't make me laugh, but haven't yet.

[EyeLuvGaeSekzz]

LMAO, this was the funniest scene ever...

When Barry Pepper starts spraying the aliens, its just so retarted...They should have just made it an outright comedy, then I don't think people would have been so negative, cuz it was actually funny in some parts...

[PrimevalScum]

Hmmm, I've never seen this whole movie, but from the clips the awfulness of this doesn't compare to the awfulness of Beast of Yucca Flats or Plan 9.

[whiteboy1815]

What....the F....was THAT?!?!?!?!?!

[d3p3ch3mod3]

YES! there aren't enough clips of this piece of shit on here

[ApachePiL0T]

The angles in this movie give me a headache.

[dark77778]

This movie makes the Dutch deny all affiliation with the Dutch angle.