Definition of Dimwit

[Stackz891]

Was That Dexter From Dexters Laboratory At The End ? o___0

[Resky89]

HAHHAAHAAHAA LOL okay this made my dayy hhahaha

[Reapzehz]

Definition of Dimwit:

Playing Justin Beiber on the Tube

[AntiNukeLlama]

Oh yah. Gravity. Forgot about that one

[Liambsk3]

WHAT DUMBASS STARTS WITH TAKING THE LOWER ONE?????

[Pluizenbolli]

seriously that guy is retarded. as if he did it on purpose...

[ScavangerHDvideo]

first guy failed physics so hard!

[hamburgerfans]

he was german

[kantiolten]

@hamburgerfans

not really -----> switzerland

[ChrisPwnzAlll]

@kantiolten The language of black ops in this clip was german not switzerlandish (?) whatchatalkinboutlolumadbro

[kantiolten]

@ChrisPwnzAlll

it's my clip dude .....

and the official language in switzerland is german and not swiss-german because we have like 50 dialects in such a small country ;)

We have 4 different official languages: German,French,Italian and Rumansch (something like Latein)

[ChrisPwnzAlll]

@kantiolten I can perfectly speak German and a bit of French, and I can definitely tell that this language is not French, Italian or Latein ._.

[kantiolten]

@ChrisPwnzAlll

Part 1

Dude, I never said that it is French, Italian or Latein. ( BTW, if you can speak that good german then talk in german it's easier for me ;) )

Also es ist mein Video das hier geuploaded wurde ;)

Ich habe nur zu einem geantwortet, dass ich Schweizer bin und kein Deutscher ;)

Da aber Schweitzerdeutsch nur eine Dialektssprache und keine Amtssprache ist, wird für ein Game, dass in der Schweiz veröffentlicht wird, einfach die Deutsche Sprache genommen ;)

[kantiolten]

@ChrisPwnzAlll

2. Teil

Nur weil die Sprache im Game Deutsch ist, heisst es nicht dass ich Deutscher bin.

Auch die Österreicher haben die deutsche Sprachausgabe, da es keinen Sinn macht für diese beide Ländern (CH und AT) eine neue Sprachversion herzustellen ;)

(spielen einfach zu wenige Leute das Spiel in diesen Ländern) ;) Did you understood evrything ?

[ChrisPwnzAlll]

@kantiolten Ja ich hab alles verstanden und btw wenn man did in einem Satz verwendet muss man immer die Grundform benutzen. (Did you understand everything?)

[kantiolten]

@ChrisPwnzAlll

danke ;)

[CramsieFilms]

Good thing he took the chopper gunner..

[ferry12100]

@CramsieFilms not a chopper gunner

[CuleBai]

Well at least he didnt die getting a sam turret

[HALJbroz]

i know how to say valkyrie rocket in germen now

how fucken useless

[BigBen9719]

@HALJbroz Now you just need to learn how to say 'German' in English!

[MrOverran]

@BigBen9719 ha

[HALJbroz]

@BigBen9719 un called for man

you just took it too far

[SanchezMeza8]

@HALJbroz not if a german tells you "if you dont tell me what valkyrie rocket means in german im going to kill everyone"

[HALJbroz]

@SanchezMeza8 COOL STORY CUNT

[SanchezMeza8]

@HALJbroz really thats your response to a reply

[HALJbroz]

@SanchezMeza8 yes it is

[UnitedFacepalm]

@HALJbroz But you dont know how to spell German.

How fucken useless.

[HALJbroz]

@UnitedFacepalm haha lol, you deserve top comment

EVERYONE LIKE THIS GUYS COMMENT (legit)

[TheEnigmaWarrior]

@kkristian888 up next, a care package stealer gets taken "care" of, *add 2 more deaths with puns* on...1000 ways to die...

[vertigoandblastoise]

LOL

[ninjaZ89]

dumb germans.....

[MWGDevilcabbage]

@ninjaZ89 im half german with a 2.32 k/d and 1.95 win ratio so what are u try'nna say?

[tonytipi200]

what language was the care package writting in?

[Kompaniemeister2791]

@tonytipi200 german

[SirCheezey]

He was very bad at playing Jenga as a kid...

[bryanflo4500]

Now that's what I call a drop-shot

[Kanga272]

HAHAHA! That was some looney tunes shit, cut the tree branch you're standing on style thing.

[AffenKloPutzer]

He's from Germany <3

[kantiolten]

@AffenKloPutzer

nope not really ;) I'm from Switzerland ;)

[xxPadreeeh]

Fuck Hacker Pro. That's how you boobytrap a Care Package!

[SMHonRS]

Probably had attack dogs all packed together in there.

[inspectorlaw]

@SMHonRS No. watch the video again closely.

[4RoflCopter]

Its a Walkure-Raketen thumbs up if you didnt noticed it

[cheeseballSSwe]

a old saw trap :P

[SMHonRS]

I only watched this vid thinking I'd finally found a video dictionary. :(

[ManiacCommentary]

What, did he think that care package would just float in the air then?

[kantiolten]

@ManiacCommentary

Don't know ask him :P

[pkakiller1]

you can see in the last seconds that someone had hacker pro and sabotaged the package

[MNiTFTW]

This shows the stupidity of most CoD players

[7or3n2o]

Lol yea xjawz brought me here xD

[icyfire237]

Well, at least he got the valkaries. XD

[handed2you04]

Thumbs up if xjawz brought you here

[tehVadah]

MANWICH.

[kantiolten]

@JolundMax

yay, the si^wiss version it's uk-uncut version with german sounds ...

[SiLKo0]

german ;)

[nicksouls]

Silly German

[kantiolten]

@nicksouls

swiss pls ! ;)

[schmitzization]

Should have used Hacker Pro

[xStifler69x]

wat a dumb cunt

[crazyednumber1]

PREDICTABLE!!!!!!

[StillbornNinja]

dexters lab @ the end?

[DaveH218]

The guy who stole the care package also got a Gunship... Trust me, I'm sure he was happy.

[Xiltix25]

@DaveH218 he left a sam turret behind

[kantiolten]

@DaveH218

he only got the Valkyrie Rockets ;)

[kantiolten]

@JolundMax

not really,

he was swiss ;)

[TickBoomz]

Is this part two of that Care Package sandwich video?

[THAxxXJDAXxx]

Tap 5 for hilarious results...

[oassapp]

Like ur russian accent or wtf it was! :D

[jimmyboy2021]

I love how simple this game is....if a crate lands on your head, you die. Force of the impact LOLLL yeah that's to much time to develop into a game, besides it's more fun if all crates were imba death boxes

[HalfricanItalian]

Walkure Raketen

[ThaUnknownGamer]

That's why my mom says that you take the top care package first!

[tpfrozenking75]

@rockyroad612 LIAR

[iPlay007]

That is not a dimwit, that right there is a nincompoop.

[CAESARPONTE]

what a dumb ass XD play BF to get some brains ingame ahahahaha

[Torcaski]

hahaha the care package ones are the best :D

[PS3masterable]

gravity

[Schmangdog1]

but he did get the watakadaren

[AeanHD]

@rockyroad612 i dont see it

[TheNoobishGamer]

@rockyroad612 um.. no you didnt

[vendetta916]

but he did get the one kill right then

[PwnageLazyBoy]

why the fuck wont you say AWWWW SHEEEIITTT?!?! D;

[kantiolten]

:D :D: :D:D Thank you for uploading :D

[TheDimsMan]

@kantiolten bisch du schwiizer?? falls du mit dim name kantonsschule olten meinsch^^ i goh im moment grad id kanti bade (aargau) :)

[kantiolten]

@TheDimsMan

ioh voll ;)

[MrBornToKill117]

@kantiolten Dutsch aks isbéc`

[kantiolten]

@MrBornToKill117

Was labersch du altahh ?

[MrBornToKill117]

@kantiolten xD eig wollt ich deutsch? schreiben hab mich vertippt und hatte kb des jez zu berichtigen xD

[kantiolten]

@MrBornToKill117

ah oke ;P

[CrazySheepBo]

this isn't minecraft, stupid

[WallabiGrau]

Gravi-wha?

[The21Marine]

just bad luck,the grenade would of killed him anyway

[levelvtl]

I like the way the other care package jump a little before goind down :P

[isreal95]

why would you call him a dumb ass , that couldve happened to anyone

[hejjagedu]

@isreal95 'cause it could all be avoided by getting the top one first, making him a complete moron

[CoryStumpf]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA CARE PACKAGE LOOTS YOU!

[MadGunnerMan]

@rockyroad612 no you don't

[freedumnevafree]

its 1000 thumbs up, keep it like that

[KingKustasz]

301views= 954likes + 8dislikes  youtube ftw!!

[ccaarrll123]

psn will be up on may 31st:l

IT SUX!

[JBroMCMXCI]

psn sucks thiumps me up!!! ollol

[insany281]

@JBroMCMXCI I have no idea how to thiump, but it better not be sexual. And as you would say, ollol

[thissnowtastefunny]

Shouldn't it be definition of dummkopf? You know because it's in German :D

[berad26]

Wow I knew that was gunna happen

[iWavesHD]

LOL

[XxIronManxX3]

lol dumb non english

[Brianoop]

Hold on the one below was a chopper gunner or a gunship if so then he wasn't that stupid after all.

[XxIronManxX3]

@Brianoop I didn't see the "if so" you wrote so i was just typing are you retarted it was valkarie!

[Brianoop]

@XxIronManxX3 Don't feel like reading your "Smart" comments.

[XxIronManxX3]

@Brianoop Atleast it wasnt a stupid comment >:D

[awytt9]

Smoooooooth

[lytoshortie5354]

So he got the chopper, and was killed by a SAM turret...

[thriller008]

@lytoshortie5354 - It was actually a Valkyrie Rocket... lol

[lytoshortie5354]

@thriller008 No, it was a SAM

[thriller008]

@lytoshortie5354 - Yea, a SAM Turret KILLED him but he GOT a Valkyrie Rocket though..

[lytoshortie5354]

@thriller008 Yeahhhh

[TheDarthnewfie]

ahhh i was the 666th like O.O

[ricoking]

these videos are getting repetitive and boring

[zi0nT4g]

haha...stupid Germans

[KevinLuhrs]

@zi0nT4g rasict

[FrOzEnWebby]

@KevinLuhrs Actually he was being xenophobic

[KevinLuhrs]

@FrOzEnWebby :?

[FrOzEnWebby]

@KevinLuhrs Racism is about about someone skin colour. xenophobia is abusing someones nationality

[KrazyPeepProductionz]

@FrOzEnWebby no its about someones race .... stupid sorry i said stupid but that was stupid

[KevinLuhrs]

@FrOzEnWebby :O

[KevinLuhrs]

@zi0nT4g btw, you can thank us for:

Rockets

Microwaves

Bikes

and high quality knives

[KevinLuhrs]

@zi0nT4g aaand, the G11, otherwise, without germans, NO BEST WEAPON IN BLACK OPS

[Thebobleeswagg66]

Does he understand there's gravity in most video games

[HungOverGargoyle]

Wtf did he say at the end?

[IFoveToLuck69]

i already gave you a million views though!

[Miketage]

keep playing 0:19 lol

[iChinnyAce]

545 Thumbs up Guys! Common Thumbs ups!! Lets make 2Bucks Happy!!

[blasto0g]

i stop my microwave at one second when i make popcorn.

[southparkrocks3]

@blasto0g faggot

[blasto0g]

@southparkrocks3 :**(

[kaneriaarj]

@blasto0g

cool do you want a cookie

[darkeus57]

@blasto0g that filled me with joy :´) wat a beautiful sentence

[blasto0g]

@darkeus57 i try :)

[heatblast100]

@blasto0g wtf

[HiOnLife14]

@blasto0g havent heard that one before. orginal?

[JamieComleyUK]

@blasto0g I managed to stop mine at 00:00 I was like WTF?

[MrTheDakota]

@blasto0g me too!

[Bessils]

Its in German

[montagemayhem555]

what language is the game in?????

[boornie10]

@montagemayhem555 looks like german

[MrIan15]

@montagemayhem555 Das ist Deutsch. Or German. Just dont read it backwards. Than its French. Nah im kidding it really is german

[kantiolten]

@montagemayhem555

german

[insany281]

Lol I glanced down at the comments and I saw: (AmazingFilms247)

IF YOU DON'T GIVE 1000 THUMBS UP I WONT UPLOAD ANOTHER VIDEO

*Click like*

then i see the rest

*facepalm*

[felix27437]

Execution :D

[DannySmackaHo]

Why are greedy people so dumb?

[micaelsos]

how can i send a clip????

[Redboiipod]

@micaelsos its in the description of the vid

[SDCParrot]

Soon as he went prone I saw what was coming!

[kenrich15]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Idiot... I saw that coming before he was gonna catch it... Fail...

[Choochooitswoo]

What a horrible accent.

[saintyoo]

saw that coming

[LostAxis]

Hes never played Jenga before...

[justkillingtime456]

In Soviet Russia Packages Care You! lol jk idk what language that was

[VictimToGaming]

@justkillingtime456 I believe that's German.

[iChaosify]

@VictimToGaming yes it is

[bobbyjoe211]

1 persons a dimwit

[yuepon13]

is this about GUN1T123

[wtfATOM]

But he did get the Walkure-Raketen.

[thebladeofchaos]

shame really, we could have used a good basket case

[popajohn24]

well he definitely went to school...

[WhiteBeats1]

lol what the heck did you say at the end ? "But he did get the kill racakdentch" ?

[AQWHoly]

marry me

[stinkykyle96]

I read that Hitler opposed gravity....

[MrcookiePolarBear]

wow, fail..