Superted

[MiningGoldsClan]

"A spotty man brought him to life with his cosmic dust"

Wait what.... 0_o

[mark0032]

@MiningGoldsClan thats right you fucking heard him a spotty motherfuckin man bitch what of it

[MiningGoldsClan]

@mark0032 Was it you?

[nikisatez]

Wow. Forgot about this one!

[AngloSoviet]

Either those guys are tripping or I am.

[Am0nknight1234]

What the...

[Vumpalouska]

Damn this series was a trippy one.

[tomchiotti]

hihi I love good company slow music candle lights

[cymrutroll]

Welsh people on drugs made this

[Nickmanq]

I watched 3 episodes of this back to back with 5 friends.

Shit I must have been one fucked up kid.

[trollope4lyf2k8]

a teddy bear had some unknown problem, gets thrown away and visited by a "spotty man" only to be coverd in cosmic dust bringing him to life. After a journey into space they meet mother nature and she somehow gives him super powers just for shits and giggs?

this is almost as ludicrous as christianity

[Kallytom]

i remember watching this back in the late 80's/90's, had it on tape ,now im 27 lol

[EmtyThe1st]

This show actually existed?

...I just assumed I had been high for a good portion of my childhood.

[tmchr147]

lol Im young and thats why im not too experiesnced and a bit shy

[LittleMissMe86]

I'm 26 and still love super Ted! My partner doesn't know who he was????

[Mannock]

The spotted man looks remarkably like David Cameron.

[MrWiLDAPEMAN]

Loved super ted to bits, used to find it hilarious still do :D

[scorchx3000]

This is a story about an ordinary teddy bear. When he was made, the found something wrong with him and threw him away like a piece of rubbish into an old abandoned storeroom. Then a spotty man who worked in the factory broke into the store room to take some cosmic dust, and the bear came alive. The spotty man, under the belief he had superpowers jumped out the window, and fell to his death.

[Linkjerto]

This is the history of a drugged guy

When he drugged, he got an idea

Then, he grabbed a pencil, a paper and some sh*t to drug with

He flyed to a magic cloud

Where mother nature gave him special powers

And that guy, melted his brain with drugs and died.

[FlyingLavaDragon]

Man, I remember watching this when I was young. I find it kinda funny how utterly dead-serious the narrator sounds during this. XD

[MegabyteUnleashed]

Most superheros wear their super costume under normal clothes. Superted is that hardcore, he just skins himself every time.

I loved this show.

[flashdrive35]

eddsworld's version is funny

[pickle03]

Fucking epic. 

[MrBuch169169]

"Then, from outer space, a spotty man brought him to life! With his cosmic dust. He took him to a magic cloud... where Mother Nature... gave him SPECIAL POWERS!"

*glug, glug, glug*

"Euughh... sorry, where was I?"

[Mannock]

@mark0032 Why were you spammed? That was the best line here. I'm still laughing.

[tmanutd82]

When I was five this concept made perfect sense, but at 30 I realise the opium pipe was getting a workout by whoever came up with this.

[FredDuf24]

Thumbs up if you watched this 'cos of eddsworld

[McSuperfly101]

It's funny how when I watched this as a kid it didn't sound at all silly to me.

[SuperNewUTube]

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[Scarperguy]

I'd find it quite disturbing if a Spotty being from another planet came to Earth and went around bringing random toys to life and giving them superpowers

[Geedo777]

"But then... a spotty man from outer space brought him to life." Enough said really... Fantastic!

[macstar2010]

the outro music is class.

[masterofgames12345]

that bear became CONSTIPATED

[kascnef82]

I remember watching this during the funtastic world of hanna barbera in the us.

[ily191]

COSMIC DUST NIGGUH :D

[cynder199]

@ily191 dandruff

[MeleeSonic3200]

I renember this! Man, someone was on coke when coming up with the idea!

[OGEwoke]

retarded superted?

[Leopardipzg]

i think i remember this

[flymajj]

I think the voicover is the same guy who did the voicover on Reeves & Mortimer's shows!

[parskaa]

This makes me laugh like a motherfucker because a "flying" bear killed to people in Canada.

[Raford146]

Cosmic Dust AKA Cocaine!

[marstazzz]

I WANT THAT COSMIC DUST AAHHHH

[davin351]

is that the guy who does the voice on X Factor??

[kingjezza]

Nostalgia central!! ^^

[Madman1234855]

barf

[AnonymousDiv0]

Wow, it's amazing I never noticed how batshit insane the whole premise was.

Even as a seven year old I should have been able to call bullshit on that.

[mothugs4lyfe]

i used 2 have d superted vitamin tablets!

[itsconnorstime]

I love how one of the tags is "Acid"

[Linkjerto]

@itsconnorstime I also love that one more of the tags are ''Nostalgia'' wich is Nostalgy in spanish ._.

[lucario128]

what exactly WAS wrong with the bear was some one hiding their dr-... ahh... now I see it all makes sense, how else would all of this happened!?

[castaneda79]

LOL

[bluegbx]

i use to watch this a lot when i was a child. :)

[redman8903]

i think this intro just explained scientology.

[gaoutlaw]

When is this going to made into a big screen movie????

[Fender1976uk]

You look back at this and just to ask some questions! what were they smoking :)

[mike649fox]

@Fender1976uk  LOL!!!

[wolverinesblades]

Ow yeh!!!!

[Zanmatt2g]

ive only seen like one episode like 10 years ago. all i remember is him pulling his skin of again and again expecting to turn into superted but it never worked. then he woke up from a dream.

[darklink223456]

me and my mom always discuss if its like a piece of rubbish or a piece of garbage :D

[SuperUndertaker29]

ah my childhood great times

[Stompgal]

Fantastic! I loved Superted when I was a kid.

[brandybuck1984]

Amazing!!!!!

[cocteaua]

its all a bit Welsh

[ojideagu]

@cocteaua Wales was proud of Superted. My welsh cousins bought me the video as a child and we all loved it lol

[ChayDawg64]

"a spotted man came from space and gave him stardust" im CONVINCED that you have to be stoned to make children's television.

[fulinamon]

That bear became constipated

[simonrugg]

Would Bananaman beat Superted? Hmmm..

[BreastsILike]

This makes me feel so Nostalgic, almost to the point I feel slightly sick.

I couldn't remember, but does the 'spotty man' appear anywhere else in the episodes or is he just a one off in the intro?

If so, why would that occur to anyone as being a good way to start a show?

[rbh123]

@BreastsILike He (Spotty) follows Superted all over the place, they're a duo.

[Somarinoa]

Man this show had to have had the most ridiculous concept ever, it jumps all over the place. But this show meant so much to me as a kid. <3

[EmtyThe1st]

This show actually existed?

I just assumed I had been high for a good majority of my childhood.

[BoboDoboRobo]

I - I've got it! The Magic Word is "Spotty"! It took me 20 years!

[ojideagu]

@BoboDoboRobo How did you figure that out

[heartofsnow23]

I love how he rips his skin off....ouch ! lol

I loved this series as a kid. I remember watching it while eating cheesy wotsits....my fave crisps ever.

[Garphunkyl]

hahaha "cosmic dust" haha, damn crack fiends

[chris26479]

super ted kicked ass my childhood hero love you superted

[pakreecekennedy]

oh..dear.

my misspent youth...!

[LiteWait10]

OMFG nostalgia all up in the place

[jaypee06]

"they found something wrong with him" and "a spotty man" ahahaha i never realised how absurd the concept of this show was until now...

loved watching it though

[broderD1]

Spotty wasn't the only one who was openly gay!, I'm pretty sure the skeleton (think his name was bones) was ginger beer as well!!. Loved this cartoon as a kid :)

[bobbydazzler75]

How gay was spotty?

[Regnbue]

Now that's nostalgia... Remember being crazy about this show when I was young.

[james744667]

Loved it!!!

[citygal94]

used to absolutely love this show!!! :)

[sekou3]

Ah this was on everyday after school for me, never use to miss it.. It was the ish..

[solidkingcobra]

some one was smoking some good shit when coming up with a concept for this.

[nbrado]

@solidkingcobra exactly what i though that the crack pipe was in full operation when they cam eup with this! I remember my little sister watching it. I do wonder though what a alien was doing sneaking around a toy factory with his *magic dust* bleeding spotty pervert!

[scorchx3000]

@solidkingcobra

Or were they on cosmic dust?

[waltdisney19282008]

@solidkingcobra dude, back in the 70s-90s every childrens TV execuative Producer smoked heavy loads of the best shit when they came up with the titans of the childrens TV industry

[Twiggymaster666]

33 people never had a childhood, soulless people

[3bertface01]

Spotty was the real hero

[fartedonyourface]

I honestly can't believe 33 people gave Superted the thumbs down.Whats is the world coming to for crying out loud!!!

[kieranmay]

according to boomerang channel uk on wiki superted is listed as coming soon and if its true it'll be about januaury of 2011 which I hope :)

[EmtyThe1st]

This just made me reach enlightenment...

[xXShizzieXx]

I only vaguely remember this... a slight dejavu.... but nothing more haha

[basscadet007]

Was Derek Griffiths the voice of superted? i cant remember.I knowJohn Pertwee was the voice of spottyman

[hedwiggy08]

for some reason this scared me/made me really sad when i was a kid.

[MrTonyx187]

somone hurry up and build a time machine already.i wanna go 2 my childhood

[Fugsy07]

Ohhhh this brings me back

[olive345]

This is the first time I've watched this in years. It's so painful because I had this superted toy and I loved him so much but I lost him. Only now have I built up the strength to watch this again.

[Zubzero120]

I'm bored, so I'm gonna be a know it all.

Teddy came from Teddy Roosevelt, after he refused to kill an inoccent bear cub. A toy store owner made loads of money naming a little fuzzy toy he made, named the Teddy Bear.

[wissam24]

@Zubzero120 And that shopkeeper was Jewish

[Zubzero120]

@wissam24 ya, and that too

[dcwullie]

wow i love superted ...i cant believe there are people in the world who think he isnt real !!!!! whats all that about ?....love you superted xx

[artoftiamat]

Anyone that says they didn't try and listen to the magic word....is a liar! :P

[OldSchoolRasslin]

If you dislike this you are a PIECE OF RUBBISH!

[poiuytres]

then from out of space a spotty man brought him to life!!!

[iIamITheIMaster]

that bear was so high

[paulfow]

i loved superted ! this opening sequence scared me big time though , still dunno why

[andybrad84]

i might be imagining it but didnt superted do a road safety advert that was shown in schools?

[SHADOWBOLT110]

people ran out of ideas fast!

[nimrod379]

brought him to life with some cosmic dust eh? No wonder the kids of the 80s all became pillheads

[whisperingfox]

I always felt that Superted was quite up himself, you know- quite protentious. And never gave Spotty the gratitude he deserved for all the trouble he went to to bring him alive and give him powers. There were times he was actaully quite nasty to Spotty. A bit of a bitch.

[Duvmasta]

@whisperingfox stop saying quite more than 2 times!

[TBeholder]

wait... it's NOT a parody?! = (8 [ x = ]

[TheOneBeatleManiac]

I watched this after seeing SuperEdd. Who else?

[Crashgek]

@TheOneBeatleManiac me

[MrLonewolf1984]

actually i knew superted personally as we were great friends, then he turned to drugs...it all went downhill from there...fucker still owes me twenty bucks

[idontlikeit00]

@MrLonewolf1984 Spottyman, is that you? lol

[MrLonewolf1984]

@idontlikeit00 hi teddy old boy....hows things...?hows the wife and kids...?you got that twenty bucks you owe me motherfucker...!!!!???

[colonelmcdoogle]

What the-? That's gotta be the weirdest most convoluted origin story ever.

[mchitti]

@colonelmcdoogle hahaha, and it's so half assed at the same time, "They found something wrong with him?" What? Looks perfectly normal to me :/ A spotty MAN! MOTHERNATURE who lives on a magic cloud and is a fucking fairy!

[Azmodeus87]

Proof that you don't need logic to make a good show.

[LozoRozoDX]

fail as a show

[KennethMoreland]

0:37-38  = Yello : Oh Yeah.

[alexthegood78]

0:14 piece of RUBBISH and this is like that game where you make a stupid story up XD

[Musicstolemylife]

Where mother nature gave him special powers. *rips off skin*

o_o

[alexthegood78]

@Musicstolemylife pedobear origins O_o

[Bellaa51]

aww hes so cute

[cika5532]

what a teddy bair rips off his skin and can fly oh my god

i can fly super cika go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaa shiiiiiiiit

[BenjaminDuncan2010]

.....i don't know if i should call this good or bad

[fpsBeaTt]

There are 32 ghey people that have seen this.

[hellbadger84]

based on a true story

[bragtheface]

@hellbadger84 haha soo true

Mother natures all like

"Eat dis shit"

true story

[323157]

@hellbadger84

Win.

[comanchio1976]

@hellbadger84 Thing is, you usually have to pay thousands to the 'church' of scientology to hear it..so, bargain!

[Arthounot]

@hellbadger84 bases on my Teddy bear.. ;-)

[Truegeeza]

@hellbadger84 Lol that cracked me up!

[galenwolf]

and this is still more logical than some of the stuff i find in comics today...

superboy punching the universe comes to mind for instance.

[titantwins]

he just ripped his skin off...mabye thats whats wrong with him...and how can they make a bear and not know they put on a super suit under the fur...

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

That bear became Constipated!

[hop2329]

100% old school class

[RCT3Crashes100]

After a kid watched this, he fought he could fly, and threw himself out of an upstairs window XD

[ChrisMcPhail]

It's a pretty fucked up concept when you think about it.

[daedralord1]

@ChrisMcPhail ye maybe..its imagination...it made us imagine.....but now days wat imagination is there on tv.....oh jim peddles his bike to the shop, jim buys milk, jim gets sweets, jim gets raped in a alley on the way home by jane the town rapist..................not much happens in the shows nowadays

[dovestones]

Please someone invent a time machine!!!

I have to be 6 years old again and relive these TV shows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MamfaDillinger]

This, this was my favourite show as a kid. I have bear named Super Ted, he's about 15 years old. This show can't be that bloody old, it doesn't seem that long ago.

[JilutheFang]

This is so totaly awesome! Realy nothing in that little poem of intro has anything to do with itself!

Dadaistical Overkill :D

[JKProOnPlayStation]

WOW its amazing what you used to watch when you were a kid!!!

[TigerRaptorFX]

They must have been high as shit during the making of this intro.

Classic!

[MegamanX4ThArmor]

This is sooo Cool and Cute. The Build a Bear Workshop should bring the Costume for their Teddys, i would get one for my Vanilla Fudge Bunny.

[Wolf2Blood]

that bear became..

CONSTIPATED!

[drwhotvwam]

ok it could happen. lol

[infamousdrunk]

i cant believe this exists 

[Synergy9k]

This is what happens when people take MadLibs seriously.

[Timm3027]

HIS COMIC DUST HAHAHAH - so joke

[K9MARK1]

I loved this when i was a kid Jon Pertwee was the voice of Spotty.

[CdeMonkey]

I'm only here because of Edd. 

[lorcanman]

The spotty man sounds awfully homosexual.

[mizzbytch0403]

Another really good classic that i grew up with they don't make cartoons like they used to :-(

[chazawaza123]

Dudes wack out the DnB tune for this. Crafty-Superted

Peace out x

[edastrong]

What I don't understand is why SuperTed was always so chippy with Spotty, the guy brought him to life for fuck's sake. I wouldn't be surprised if Spotty broke down one day and started ineffectually beating on Ted's chest with both fists screaming "I MADE YOU!" before collapsing into sobs.

[regnarts79]

The person who wrote this was on the best trip ever.

A spotty man (who is so closeted it's not funny) "cosmic dust" and mother nature giving him super powers

Whatever they were on was some good shit.

[chrisexplode]

nostalgia or what!

[luv4da80s]

my friend had a cassette full of ST and I had my pole position collection. we'd totaly rock it at day care back in '85 lol

[TonberryNeko]

Fuck the what

[zaclover223]

LOLZ its real btw theres a hack you click on the characters remaining number and you type on it I'm doin it already everything im typing is gray LOL! It's real? S-s-s-super Ted is real? I thought Edd just made it up...

[KillerMonkey04]

what drugs were they on when they came up with this idea for a show.

[donth4ck]

I remember I used to watch this show when I was a child :)

[zooman98]

this is an f-ed up series