LOS RITOS SEXUALES DEL DIABLO by The Cinema Snob

[birch24041980]

Please please please please please please tell me you have a syndrome of some kind, this egotism that anyone gives a fuck about any of adolescent, prattlings, you may have aspergers. you should get tested they maybe a way to help you. Or some kind of mental health benefit, to help pay for some new clothes, so you can stop dressing like a christopher walken stalker. or maybe pay for a shrink so you can get past the time you got molested. i don't know

[geekrock77]

Um, he's playing a character and looks nothing like this in real life. In fact, he's actually a fan of the movies he's talking about. He has a house with his wife and runs his own video site which makes him a shit ton of money.

[DetrimentDaSuffering]

Dude he's a fictional character. Fictional as in meaning not real. The man, Brad plays is just for fun and it's a pretty awesome character idea that entertains his fans.

[TitusIsaacMaximus]

me encanta tu espa~ol, my friend

esa pelicula es una mierda, pero es la razon por la q es revisada por el presumido del cinema

the tagline is funny, cause it's composed of Spanish words that have English cognates , so they're kinda easy to figure out

"Sex, depravation and aberrations in a movie that appears to be directed by the devil himself"

i haven't seen this one on your web page;

[rocketshipstud2]

5-stars...i found black candles...in a horror box at best buy spring 2009...i thought the female sex scenes were highly erotic...the cult coven was overdone...the main womans incest dreams about her missing brother were highly artistic and this chick turned me on! female masturbation is sexy!

[thisisrumorcontrol]

So if your fetish is knives and ASS then this movie is for you.

[strikecommando01]

can you review ROBOWAR its a mattei film .and you can buy from the dvd company where you got this movie from

[Fairia]

The movie between "Looney Tunes Golden Collection" and "Lost" dvd's? Sounds like my dvd library :P

[nesfan1111]

Can't believe this movie was made from the same guy who did the excellent Vampyres. I used to have this movie on a double feature with Evil Eye and it was boring. The other film wasn't very good either.

[KILLVMINVTI]

Krazy Flik

[stewiesbabe]

my bootleg copy of Rock n' rule has extra features. in fact, it's exactly like the original disc, but it's still bootleg

[Indigodelta383]

my favorites so far

[WaPow13]

Emanuelle In America, wasn't that directed by Joe D'amato, director of that god awful Porno Holocaust, and that awesome horror movie Beyond the Darkness (Buio Omega) with the soundtrack made by the famous Italian Progressive Rock Band Goblin.

[SJCM]

Watching this review again for the first time in a while...

"if your fetish is knives...and ass..."

Forgot all about that line haha.

[tez19752001]

hmmm it's good to see this on a bootleg dvd really amazing

[stewiesbabe]

it's not suicide club i have a problem with, it's noriko's table. it sucked ass

[Thesmitster]

I thought Noriko's Dinner Table was better, to be honest. Not too much happened, but that was it's draw for me, it wasn't just gore and nonsense.

[MrWednesday101]

What do you mean 'Easter egg.'

[thecinemasnob]

When there's an extra feature on the DVD that's hidden.

[MrWednesday101]

OK thanks man.

[BASSLINE06]

guess what i heard? there are remaking this movie with OJ Simpson and a all indian cast. lol!!!

[royallyspooky]

inner species erotica hehehe. lol that movie is part of a grindhouse double feature and i'm really glad i didn't buy it unfortunetly i did buy the one w/ don't answer the phone and prime evil. oooo! do those!

[totallyaffum]

lol i love Kevin smith films. is caligula worth watching?

[thecinemasnob]

My favorite movie of all time!

[totallyaffum]

according to several critics, its a 15 million$ porno flick... My kinda Movie!

[burby8100]

animal fuck that has never turned me on that turns me off for hours.that movie must be so bad that you could not shown any more of it.

[burby8100]

why don't you do somthing on the virgins from hell.

[Twisted871]

That guy who gets the sword in the ass was the best part of the movie. He was such a poor actor everything he said was comedic gold.

Aside from that this movie was awful, and probably the worst movie I have ever seen.

[buckiemohawk]

emanuelle in america beastility scene is one of the grossest and some of the footage at the end looke like snuff with hook titty twister nipples

[tonymaka]

Great review. I have seen this movie and I agree with your analysis. The camera work is so shoddy and the editing is even worse. Its hard to comment on the acting because its so staged. Worst of all was the incidental music which would give 'Deadly Weapons 73' a run for its money. Why do all Satanists have black beards?

[Mauritoh90]

Quien es el PELOTUDO qe dejó que hable así el castellano, "looiss ritouuss secsualeeiis dil diabloouu", Dios mioo, no sabn hablar ese idioma,

[emlodik]

OMFG!!!! I thought I was the only one in the US who owned the French special edition of "Caligula!" What is your opinion about the weird re-edits and revamped credits? I have the German special edition of D'Amato's "Caligula" rip-off, but the cover you have is MUCH classier! Me, wanteee!!! What company/country is that DVD from?

[CostelloCostigan]

If you think all these are bad, check out ANTHROPOPHAGUS, that movie's fucking awful.

[thecinemasnob]

Aw man I actually do have "Anthropophagus." I got it from the same bootleg company that released this movie. This was before Shriek Show released their double disc of "Anthropophagus."

[CostelloCostigan]

Wait a second. LETHAL WEAPON 4?! (At the beginning)Liked the Spanish reading at the beginning, quite funny. "DETOUR" is an awesome flick also.

[thecinemasnob]

I swear "Lethal Weapon 4" came free with the DVD player! So did "Batman & Robin," but I buried that next to the "E.T." game cartridges in New Mexico.

[grf450]

"So did "Batman & Robin," but I buried that next to the "E.T." game cartridges in New Mexico. " Good move ;)

[PeinerTown]

Why?