MAD TV Vancome Rescue

[Yehokanan]

Oh, there's captain crunch over there...Dig in humpty, this one's well done! LOL 200 hours of victim sensitivity training!

[artisticleech]

The flakes are building up at bottom of the screen! :D

[artisticleech]

I was curious of the white snowflake,so when I click it,it became red.Panicked I realize it was snowing in the background.

[studystrike]

I used to hate the vancome skits, because she was so mean, but now I find them hilarious. All those sexual innuendos, I can't get enough of them.

[boingokky]

It's so amazing and powerful how much the audiences get to know and become so close to these characters that they cheer and cheer loudly and proudly when they walk on screen! Makes me proud to be a proud fan of MadTV, especially the Vancome Lady!

[solarsonic928]

"Thanks for the pep talk. It really helped?" XD

[NateExplo]

@DarkPoet12 Not even including Bunifa or Dot (Or even parodies like Oprah, Whitney, Kenny Rogers, Dr. Phil, etc)? Your list is all kinds of wrong.

[194jms]

"Oh, Christmas on a cracker...!"  "You know what?"

[mckfrr]

@kiloran. Thank you!

[mckfrr]

I was wondering, the guy who played the pilot, anyone know what his real name is?

[kiloran47]

@mckfrr It's Phil LaMarr.

[Trustworthyalma]

Lmao, Christmas on a cracker

[MoCollinsFan900]

that waas soo wrong were dying were dying and were dead she did not even give her water i did not like this one at all!!!!!! rock on freaky bro

[vanizorc]

She's evil...like the female version of the Joker..

[davidealoca1]

Loved it!!

[railfanstreator94]

Vancome Lady "Okay just for the record what went down first you or the plane?" Flight Attendant "I resent that I did everything I could" Vancome Lady" Don't you mean EVERYONE?" OMG THAT IS SO MEAN YET SO FUNNY!!!!!

[MAnnaconduit1]

okay what was the body count before humpty dumpty here started to chow down

(the eagle has landed)

okay humpty dig in this one is well done

[tastykitkat21]

i dislike the people who disliked this show

[Newground990]

I usually find these funny but this one went WAAAY too far

[nestlerosales]

AND WERE DYING AND WERE DYING AND WERE DEADDD ... HAHAHAHA

[kfki]

Was the vancome lady implying that the stewardess was having sex with the captain who may have led the plane crashed?

[SuperSeaCucumber]

@kfki yes. yes she was.

[kfki]

was the vancome lady implying that the stewardess were having sex with the captain which may had led the plane crashed.

[qiqi9057033]

how many jobs does this lady have?

[unatics]

9 dislikes. must be stray cats walking on keyboard.

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

It's like she has liquid nitrogen for blood.

[mjp9mm]

@MoloAngelSorcerer No, she's colder than that.

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

@mjp9mm lol

[503]

i love her outfits

[buttercups6969]

I would have just followed her

[Korbattya3]

tscha u know wat? lollzzz

[atmatheprophet]

And we're dying, and we're dying and we're dead. LOL

[paulusarab]

looks like the suicide part of your plan didnt work out mr falafel lololo

[nerual92]

"Looks like the suicide part of your plan didn't work out, eh, Mr. Falafel!"

hahahahahahaa

[magnusblz3]

She is so hot, I wish she ws my girlfriend ,so she can say condescending things to me all the time, I would b so turned on. LMAO

[ogostaboy]

What a Bitch.Cool.

[FLAPJACKLUVSCANDY]

omj this is so horrible but great.

[jram1912]

OMG its so funny at the minute 1:55 when she talk with "Mister Falafel" jajaja and whe she says: "and we´re dying, and we´re dyind and we`re dead" JAJAJAJA

[12valvepower1]

vancome rescue. hahahahahaha

[12valvepower1]

War Dims Hope for Peace

[petersonkandcp]

Dying, dying, dead!

[12valvepower1]

opening second. is that pot

[JMVEntertainment]

'dig in humpy, this one's well done'

hahahaha BEST LINE EVER

[MultiRump]

HaHa! Shes sooooo racist! the funniest part was when she said "was it affirmative action?" LoL

[pok3rfac]

woa wat waz da body count b4 humpty dumpty started chowin down

wat a bitch and i loooov her

[AtaJanaNia]

man!! she cracks me up!

[fowlgreed]

LoL pure evil,but funny tho :))

[fuknmisfit]

1:55

[fuknmisfit]

water water!

thx yes i am very parched. lmao

1:40

[jaketakeabreak]

hahaha "does anyone want me to bring them a lay...oh except you you've had quite enought" hahaha vancome lady is hiarious

[deadlyjoker5]

she is pure evil. my kind of woman.

[brandonoc12]

The town I live in is called St. Bernard.

[FantasiaMagic]

Was there a Saint Bernard on it?

Yes!

That's weird.

[Stickletickle]

this bitch is evil, if i met someone like that...

[frequentgamer]

I have...

Unfortunately people were watching when i tried to strangle her.

[amyleeaddict13]

"ok humpty dumpty this ones well done"

[LuveredGlass]

Who's the african american lady

[deadlyjoker5]

Debra Wilson

[PesarTarofi]

its funny how shes got something on everyone

[NinjaOfLight777]

"Ok, ma'am, don't tell me how to do my job, I've had over 200 hours of victim sensitivity training. Hey! Wrong Way Joe! Speakie English?"

[Xluvs2paintX]

wow......what a help!

[WH012]

" and we're dying, and we're dying, and we're dead" lmao!

[ch3rrysoeffinlovely]

lmfaoo she is so fuckin hilarious

[topicalinjection]

"OK mile-high-mary, if you had shown them the exits instead of your entrance...what went down first, you or the plane?"

[applefan210]

"okay and im surveying the scene, im surveying the scene, im surveying the scene, and im wondering who coulda caused the crash huh?" HA!

[kiwicanadian26]

" showing them the exit instead of your entrance "..

" you or the plane ? "...

" dont you mean everyone? "..

[gothicnightmarex]

if she came to save me ,i would kill myself then, no questions asked

[kimskis]

the funniest woman which ever walked the surface of this planet...and i mean it

[dragonman462]

Is it just me or is nicole making starting at 1:25 the cornu or devil hand sign with her left hand?

[tubefannow]

tcha ya know vat? uh uh!

[sadmonkey3]

And we're dying and dying aaannnd Dead.

Lol soo funneh!

[LaVieBoheme1313]

she didn't get fired!

[zhinxstar]

LMAO

funniest video!

[CESCCVIpr3109]

LOL, this is sooo funny!!! =D

"And we're dying, and we're dying. And...we're...dead. Ok, dig in Humpty."

LOL LOL LOL!!!

[sparty007]

nicole suillevan ownS!

[villarreal954]

christmas on a cracker what do we have here?...

we got a frequent fryer! lol

ilove her:)

[Lovely0utcast]

Nicole is the BEST DAMN THING (actress) Madtv ever had. she's awsome.

[NinjaOfLight777]

With her around, they're far from saved.

[xriderx11]

LOLOLOL dont eat the chiness on ull be hungry in an hour HAHAHA

[Nilieus]

hey is the flight attendant alanis morsette?

[marly100]

One thing to remember kids, Vancome Lady (Kathy)=Death on heels.

[SweetThunderstruck]

"And we're dying, and we're dying, and we're dead."

LMFAO. <3

[kattecorn]

debbie wilson's burn!!!!

ouch!!!

[thequickspin]

Nicole Sullivan is the greatest thing to happen to comedy.

[trishstratus8]

this is hilarious! anyone know the person who acts as the flight attendants' name in real life? i think i kno her from somewhere i just can't place my finger on it.

[swanne50123]

well if you watch disney channel i think you see her in Cory in the House and a Hannah Montanna episode...i think

[lostisthebest815]

She plays Holly on King of Queens on WCIU too. That one guy Mixhael McDonald was on Hanah Montana as some celebrity cook. The show sucks but it was cool he was on there.

[panther0567]

She also played as a suspect on the tv-show "Monk"

[lostisthebest815]

oh, I ment Hanah Montana sucks, not Mad TV

[rockfireman2943]

"was there a big st. bernard on it?"

"yes!"

"...thats weird"

XD I love nicole sullivan, she was one of the greatest cast members

[hot64chick]

and we're dying, and we're dying.....and we're dead

LMAO!!

[Vincentdeep]

Totally totally rude crude and outta control, Nicole rocks.

[14god4ever]

tcha u know what mmmhhhhmmm

(that means yeah)she is so awsome

[animefreakkid]

lol- should have showed them the exits ,intead of your entrance!

mad tv rocks XD

[osomepossum]

Lol "go ahead humpty dig in, this one's well done" I almost died lol

[biannwilmer27]

'... and we're dying, and we're dying and we're dead..dig in Humpty this one's well done.' LMAO!

[bluegrey01]

was there a st. bernard on the helicopter?

yeah!

oh! nevermind...

hahaha...

i love madtv because of nicole... very funny!

[ElenaAnneRamos]

true Nicole was the only thing

Mad Tv had goin for it, hahaha

[abovestandard]

Now just for the record..What went down first: you or the plane? XD

[BSDS07]

tchaaaa .... ya know wat uh uh

[dallenanderson16]

Love this video

[lovertjhe]

nicole are so funny

[libralove2009]

I'm surveying the scene....I'm surveying the sense.... I'm surveying the scene... and I'm wondering.....who could've...have...caused..the.­.crash!!!!!!

[PinkYachi]

She's evil. o___o

[hypejingleberry]

haha "whoa! what was the body count before humpty dumpty here started chowin' down?"

[shikahikashi]

omg thats kinda cruel

[only1princessatm]

And we are dyin' and were dyin' and were dead

LOL

[MissGreen2]

When I was watching "V for Vendetta" in class, and when I saw the part when V kills the coroner with a syringe, I couldn't stop thinking "And we're dying, and we're dying, and we're dying, aand, we're dead". LOL!

[lionhartrune]

"And I'm wondering..who..could...have..­caused..the...crash." LOL as she is pointing by all means possible.

[jaames719]

And we're dying and we're dying, and we're dead. hahahahahaha. lol

[dwayne1421]

hahahahahaha

[warrior4641]

this skit is funny but, if it was real then it would be really messed up

[JemimaPheonix]

It's madTV, get over it.

[akamola]

I don't see the humour in this skit !!!!!!!! I just think it's cruel and inhuman !!!!!! How can she leave those survivors like that ? That's not suppposed to be funny !!!!!!! That was quite repugnant !!!!!!!

[ricovelas]

all that can be said it's MadTV! They are always this insensitive!

[buytime]

akamola can eat the ass off a roadkill skunk. This was very funny.

[akamola]

Thats ok buytime, i don't wanna eat your mom !!!!!!!!

[jacktoooth]

she didnt actually leave them its not real its just a tv show...

[akamola]

So what if its not real ? I don't think that its funny. You may think that its funny and thats your opinion. I thought that was savage.

[jacktoooth]

well of course it wouldnt be funny if it was real but IT ISNT. whats so savage about actors getting paid to make people laugh?

[buytime]

Jack-assmola is jelouse of the actors. He couldn't make it as one, and now takes his weird aggression out on clips of a GOOD show. loL

[SoZachsHere]

This is the best Vancome Sketch haha

[bloodydemon13]

LMAO! nicole is my role modol. she's amazing. i love mad tv.

[0BALLINN0]

haha that bitch gotta die

[Cosmo0819]

Nicole is why Mad TV is a HIT!

[takatakatang]

lol awesome

[karizzbuh]

...captain crucnh....

[karizzbuh]

catpain crunch :}

[thesweetlamb]

she's so funny!

[ReggaefeverNL]

Nicole is the best!

[jrh6666]

that's not nicole...i forgot her name...nicole wasn't on the show then

[HelloZachh]

That's definatley Nicole. This was in the Season 3 Premier. Nicole Sullivan was on the show from the begining through the end of season 6.

[jrh6666]

i thought you meant nicole parker...don't know who the freak nicole sullivan is...

[panther0567]

"It's hard to see with a stewardess all over your face" LMFAO

[WrestlingBlitz]

"you should have spent more time showing them the exits instead of your entrance" , lol, Vancome Lady is one mean, but funny, bitch!

[boyacosweep]

don't eat the chinese one, you'll be hungry again in an hour hahaha

[darkonk]

ROFLMAO she the one who caused the crash!!!

[charlesbc321]

"dig in humpty, this ones well-done"

hil-arious.

[Jakegothicsnake]

whats will doing that little bunny toy???

[catnipNO]

what would i pay to se her on Lost

[HoneyGotMeHooked]

oh... MY GOD! So crude i love it!

[CeCeLeighCMD92]

"Was there a big st bernard"

"Yes"

"Thats weird"

"You caused the crash!"

"And we're dying we're dying and were dead!"

Funny Scene Thanks for posting!!!!!!!!!

[rectorade21]

Looks like we got ourselves a frequent fryer!

LMAO

[Anointedharpist]

I vote for Vancome lady to go to Jena and help everyone stop being so thinned skinned and taking everything so seriously - we either laugh or cry - I choose laugh and Nicole is the best at helping us laugh at ourselves.

[jbf407]

hahaha "it wasn't my fault" "what do you think was it? was it booze? was it pills? was it affirmative action?"

[xenarocksmysocks]

lol, thank you for uploading this clip! xXx

[andyschouten]

This clip is awesome! Hysterical - and terrifying at the same time. Well done Snickers!

Her prejudices are externalised - and she's a vile person.

IRL, people consistently act on unfair and unreasonable prejudices - having developed highly refined mechanisms to ensure that their prejudices are NOT externalised by themselves or named by others.

And this behaviour passes as acceptable -- as long as a person, company or govt's prejudiced actions are undeclared.

Now that...is terrifying!

[sirescalade]

loove it soo

[hombremonja]

this is not funny, its racist

[jbf407]

well, you're dumb. go hug a tree.

[poodleperson25]

ha! the vancome lady rocks!

"did it have a big st. bernard on the side?",

"yea", "that's weird"

"ok, we're dying, we're dying, and we're dead!" rofl!