Big O Abridged - Episode 3

[RikoTakahashi]

The music you use is out of this world! You should probably release a compilation by the name "Big O The Abridged Series Original Soundtrack" or something!

[jasonblackwell75]

I'm anti gay, fags and dikes are sick. (in the head to)

[scorchedcandy]

Lol!!!! This was so awesome!

[1aundulxaldin]

Angel: This is what I get for coming to New Jersey! I'd offer a ride but with these gas prices I can't afford the extra weight. *Drives away*

Roger: Then maybe you need to take it easier on the BAGELS!

So much win with that dialogue.

[sasusakui]

Lmfao that eel just came!

[leftiheat]

What was with the beginning? If you're going to apologize, go apologize to everybody--all the gays, blacks, cops, and robohookers. You know, equal treatment and shit. You politically correct bastard.

[CastlePokemetroid]

@leftiheat I think it might be because he only cares about gay people. :P

[Grymhett]

HAHAHAHAHA. "By the way, it's 'tar-zhay'".

[Inudash1]

Where can I find the beginning audio clip and yes I did check the little info area

[SXAbridged]

@Inudash1

"Behind Closed Doors"

It is in the info area. But I know there's a lot of information in there and its easy to miss. So no worries. 8)

[satrain18]

@Inudash1 It's a hentai movie called "Behind Closed Doors"

[thatBigfuu]

i wish i hadn't seen the goat

[AshuRynxu]

this episode was hilarious -and- cute

[Busterdrag]

What was that pic that flashed around 4:04?

[BEyondDaGamer]

@Busterdrag an anime dude screwing a demon goat..... -_- I have good eyes....but I still wish I didn't see that...

[PeterJMM]

WHOA! Someone PLZS tell me what I think happened at 5:08 didn't happen right!?

[zvermilyer3]

1:21 - To be a decent individual, turn off this video. 

[THIFification]

Snake? Respond, Snake? SNAKE!!!

[killerkirbydude]

The musics, I love them.

I heard Touhou, FFVI, Hava Nagila, and several others.

[Crazyfooman]

I like how you snuck in the piano version of Kefka from FF6 thumbs up.

[GhostPlanetFilms]

If I may ask, what inspired LordQuadros to do his voice that way?

[TheLuther527]

Look at all those lights, they are absolutely Fab-u-louusssss

[PikachuLittle]

I KNEW lordquadros was gay! No man with a voice that sexy could be straight

[diareahmaster]

LOL he has a thing for N.I.G.A.R.S

[TheThordir]

I'm gay and I think this is awesome \m/. Ooh, fabulous n_n

[silentclaw]

This is why I like your series, you're not in it for the fans the accolades or the tons of views you get. But rather you're in it to offend everyone the world over. Abridged series could learn from you!

[ADDKyuubiNaruto]

@silentclaw Actually Snark IS a hook for popularity, kind of like how "Evil is Sexy". Sooo yeah.

[silentclaw]

O_o Dan Green does porn?! 

[artisticnature666]

sneaky bastard lol

[artisticnature666]

what is thAT  flash?

[101Amethyst]

@artisticnature666 lololol I managed to stop it at just the right millisecond of 4:07 and it was a blocked black and white pic of 2 men, one with an anime face and another with a...billy goat...yeah....and "AAAA" blocking out said nether regions :-P

[godzillafan3]

@101Amethyst i managed to stop at the right time too

[WithAnInvisibleQ]

You used Kefka's theme. I love you.

[Congocroc]

Irreverent.

Offensive.

Just plain mean.

...I love it.

[Slagar10]

You felt a need to warn us that you offended gay people but not a need to warn us that you offended everyone else? >__>

[SXAbridged]

@Slagar10

Mainly cause I couldn't keep track of how many times I offended gays in this.

[sensensacona]

Specially programed individual cyper kids = S.P.I.C.K......wow

[zeroG131]

Dan Green you cwazzy. XD

[Akamisago]

Sam favors Eirin?

[ANIMEfreak2007]

I'm not into eggs, that sorta thing's food for homo's. I'm more of a cock man myself. Yep, nothing better than roster with a side of veggies. LMAO!!!

[ShadowWolf3998]

Lol, the guy that plays the Snake sounds JUST like David Hayter.

[YourProfessor]

fuckin subscribed

[Greasefire1]

Voice wise, I hear a Lupin and an awesome Solid snake. two very different voices, but still awesome.

[evilmurderproduction]

Does the ash tray rule apply to chain smokers?

[varnonzero]

Hey, thats Kefka's theme at the end.

[bioblitzer]

im spanish and i cracked up at the spic part

[TheSecretLover]

LordQuadros! He always seems to be the snake characters. Princess Snake, Mutated Snake, Solid Snake.

[jointron33]

what is hat jewish sounding song?

[SXAbridged]

@jointron33

"Hava Negila (Baby Let's Dance)" by Lauren Rose

I always list songs in the crotch bar (that's the description box).

[Crunkles1119]

@SXAbridged heh crotch bar

[Dinker27]

Having seen Jjcore's Vent Harassment, I was almost expecting you to crank up that base for the Brokeback Mountain theme song.

...And whoever was "Solid Snake".........props, man. That was delicious. xp

[1aundulxaldin]

I've never seen New Jersey. What's it like?

[SXAbridged]

It's basically the trailer park region of New York City.

... only it's a state.

[1aundulxaldin]

@SXAbridged

So... overly crowded with the occasional piles of unnatural animal residue and old newspapers?

[Redgrant80]

It's basically New York but with more factory chimneys.

[1aundulxaldin]

@Redgrant80

I can't begin to imagine the air pollution.

[deadtacojr]

Slopes - Specialized Labor Oriented Personal Electronic System

Hope the joke can find a place in a new episode. : )

[Jayhawker30]

CUM ON MY FOOT!

[Gizzmo905]

Holy shit thats the kefka tune on the piano

[godbroly100]

omg Yami Yugi's a rapist lol

[TOMMY00754]

chaos control lololololol

[kingtrevy]

lol 4:07 crazy ass pic aaaa flash real fast had to space bar it

[HitoneToni]

I perfer it upside down thx... XD!

[EmoNekoChan]

LOL, LordQuadros XD

[1aundulxaldin]

Is the user who voiced that Gay-ass Robot Leviathan Snake thingy the same one who voiced "Princess Snake" from DBZ abridged? Cause if it is, nice work. XD

[SXAbridged]

LordQuadros.

Yeah, same guy.

[ChirayuKhotchasanee]

I KEWN IT ALL ALONG!!! XD ASWUM !!!

[Shard18]

i never even saw brok back mounten and i know the joke was coming when that music started

[blueicechi]

ita ok dude im 102% lesbian lol but i found it frigin hilarious! ^_^

[WesternWhiteWolf]

At 4:07 there's a picture that flashes. What is it?

Also, this whole episode would be offensive to gay people, why weren't they put on the people-offended-counter?

[Girintina]

I think it said AAAA but I'm not sure

[xRogueGeassx]

Its a dude f*uckin a goat with AAAA censoring the inappropriate parts lol.

Thats the picture that flashes.

[WesternWhiteWolf]

Okay, now I'm glad that I CAN'T see it. Thank you for satisfying my curiosity! :p

[xRogueGeassx]

no problem. i myself kinda wish i could un-see it.

[1VIA1Alido]

God Damn you quadruple A!

[maiasm]

Can't stop laughing! Can't stop watching! Hilarious, my friends. Classic stuff here. I love Angel Schmaltzy and the "Greek" guys. Hell, I love everyone! Great job XD

[jegsimmonsproduction]

wait....that voice at 5:16 soundedlike princess snake from Team Four Star...

[SXAbridged]

Cause it is. :p

[GurrenBrigade777]

Wait does the rule mean three times having sex and you're out?

[Lyoko012345]

ha prity cure joke

[Mattprole]

Image is just at 4:07

[MrBulletGuy]

haha, jokes about gay, black and jewish people are so funny... what?! catholics?! oh, your gonna get it now...

:P

[SXAbridged]

It's all for the sake of comedy!

Believe me, I love Catholics. :)

... it's just so damn easy to make fun of them.

Don't worry though. I do plan on targeting Atheists in an upcoming episode... eventually. It's only fair.

[MrBulletGuy]

easy? idk what you mean. now i'm going to go sit outside an abortion clinic before going to chuch where i'll eat god. hopefully the priest wont try to do anything to me this time. then i guess i'll go to school where they'll try to brainwash me into blindly following whatever the pope and his ridiculous hat tell me to, which will probably involve worshipping satan in some way. i think thats all the stereotypes out there. seriously, i dont know why you think this is so easy. :P

[apollyoniv]

How dare you! Colonel Ratzinger wears a magnificent hat.

[GurrenBrigade777]

Agnostics might also want to be targeted. Athiests I can understand them they don't belive. But agnostics should just get off the fencethey're riding and choose...

[worldends08]

hispanics are gonna run your ass down

[SXAbridged]

... I'm more worried about what the gays will do to me after seeing this video.

[GurrenBrigade777]

Well keep one eye open when you sleep and watch your suck count they may be planning an espionage assault on your house.

[HellsCowBoy666]

Nice one, still waiting for "offence to white people"

[SXAbridged]

There was one in episode 2.

And don't worry, we have 21 episodes to go.

[HellsCowBoy666]

Yeah offencive materail

[tacoblocko]

wow your jews offended counter went off really fast! 4 jokes in one episode! it usually takes 2 episodes to get them up to that much :O

[poopalopo]

where is the beginning from?

[SXAbridged]

"Behind Closed Doors"

FYI: I usually put this sort of information in the description box. :)

[Cujoh]

picture is statures doing it one guy head, other goat, blocked by AAAA

[hokage102364]

for some reason all the rascism in this series makes me think of the gta IV series....

[nojihadforu]

I wanna be a cyber kid when I grow up!!!

[TOMMY00754]

sorry i sorta over re act sometimes

[TOMMY00754]

no i never said that and i hate hitler after the things he did to people for no good reason and i love you vids PS i am NOT raceist. i love adamwestslapdog vids and im a fan but im NOT a fan boy

[SXAbridged]

LOL!

I was joking!

And I'm not racist either, so you know; it is all in the name of comedy.

P.S. Thanks for the compliment. :)

[TOMMY00754]

theres three parts of new jersy part 1 gay jersy part 2 gang jersy part 3 pot hole jersy

ps i dont hate anyone

[SXAbridged]

So, by extension, that means you don't hate Hitler.

Check it out, everyone, TOMMY00754 is a Nazi sympathizer.

Boooo! :p

[KoopaKontroller]

... I think this could have been done better without all the gay jokes.

[SXAbridged]

... in other words, the episode would have been better if it never existed. :p

In any case, don't blame me. I have nothing against gays. The comedy told me to do it!

CAST IN THE NAME OF COMEDY, YE NOT GUILTY

[KoopaKontroller]

lol It's okay I'm just saying it could have been done better and not used as many gay jokes.

[bastardrian]

you were right there were far to many gay jokes to count them

[WTFNoJutsu]

Dude. Dan Green does hentai? No comment.

[cooldude01772004]

Ok...so solid snake (David  Hayter) is gay?!?!?...wow..

[grandpianogeorge]

Oh my god, I would buy that book immediately. They should totally make choose your own adventures for adults.

[LordMoonstone]

Wow. I finally got the picture and it is far worse than I imagined. Now it is entrenched in my brain. Forever. Thanks Sam.

Great episode.

[ChirayuKhotchasanee]

ok i paused at 4:07 Gross lol man it took me 5 times to freeze frame it !

[WillisDCade]

ROFLMAO @ the pic i manged to get it

[reaperwithnoname]

This is the best one yet! I can't stop laughing at everything Dorothy says (or what other characters say about her)!

[blaakmage]

HAHAHAH THAT WAS GREAT

a box of chocolates wat a great end

[nic3824]

4:07 the AAAA does somthing right for once

[mada223]

xD Dan Green's hentai scene XD

[isnanesavant]

Lawl Spicks :p

Thank god im dominican :D Id like to see ya pull of platano in this series.i fucking dare you.

[StrikerSL9]

Is this the first time Adamwestslapdog and LordQuadros have been in the same video? I'd have thought that they would have done more collaborative projects with one another since they're the two most popular video game abridgers.

[SXAbridged]

Yay!

I did something good. :D

[superpaul19]

well done with this abrige its very gd and on par with LK and team 4star

again well done

[superpaul19]

do u have a steam acount im trying to boster my friend list and consider it an honour to have you on that list

[SXAbridged]

I'm sorry, but I don't know what a steam account is.

O_o

[superpaul19]

its a progame that allows you to play certen games halflife conter strike portal team fortess 2 and others

[adamwestslapdog]

it's also the first video were he molests me

[StrikerSL9]

Hahaha Seriously though, you guys should do a Brawl machinima together or something. It just seems like a no-brainer: you're the iconic Youtube Link and he's the iconic Youtube Snake.

[LordQuadros]

Well, now that we've actually met and that I've decided to do more one-shots, it may not be out of the question. That said, there are no current plans.

[StrikerSL9]

So what if, hypothetically, I made an SSBB machinima and somehow convinced you two to do walk on, one- or two-line cameos as Snake and Link. I mean I've got the necessary tech but I couldn't actually start filming in Brawl for a while... Would you be up for doing a quick voice acting bit in a few months maybe?

[ShadowKl4w]

this is good ^^

[homerjcoolguy]

oH DEAR GOD THAT PICK IS SCARY

[Whip0fAlchemy]

*CRITICAL HIT*

<3

[Joshtika18]

WHAT WAS THE PIC AT 4:07?

[imphic]

I'm relieved. When I saw that SamTheGreek had an offensive warning, I was concerned there was going to be violent hate crimes.

[wearblackclothes]

like at around 4:05 was the a random realy realy realy fast pic of light from death note? lol it scared me.....he is scary

[SXAbridged]

That was not Light from Death Note.

... I'm afraid that pic is much, much worse than that. :p

[DarkKnightGrave]

Like You and Unwardil doing.........*Shutters*

I am going to need some brain soap for that.

[QshesshoumaruQ]

I'm supprised (and horrified) I was able to pause the vid right then on the first playback. Usually it takes a few tries.

[wearblackclothes]

wat was it? licker from resident evil?

i loved the ep but iam scared now lol

[wearblackclothes]

it was so quick i coulnt see it lol scary

[Raptorianxd]

Awesomeness. LQ, great Cameo, loved seeing it. Adam as Big O is still awesome, and Cassy's Jewish voice rules! It's nigh on perfect!

-Raptor, out.

[Fhuj]

I should be unbelievably offended, but I'm too busy laughing my ass off. Good job.

[TinTyrantMM7BSS]

I think a N.I.G.A.R stole my bike, do you know how I can get it back?

[thechevyguy1969]

That was awesome!

[ed5000mike]

lolz

[serealkiller4]

awesome episode!!

[gir908922]

LMFAO!!!! Funny as hell! Best opening evar!!!! (BTW, I'm black and I'm originally from New Jersey, and this abridged series almost had my ramen come out my nose... XD)

[hectorwatts03]

For some reason, I think your humor style reminds me of Dave Chappelle, especially in the way he approaches things in his sketches. Expect for the whole Jersey which I shall never understand (even though I live about a half hour away from the state), I approve of this comedic sketch.

On that note, I feel tempted to add a Offended Counter just for the sake of.

[ThePMAS]

Ah, nice to see your school days calling card is back Sam :)

[PRPDthe3rd]

The N.I.G.A.R. and S.P.I.C.K. bits gave me a huge shock laugh.

Awesome ep.

[PRPDthe3rd]

Oh, I saw what you did there with the opening. Didn't see that coming.

[SpectrumWarriorR]

@4:07, was that Unwardil and SamTheGreek? I'm just wondering is all...

[SXAbridged]

... now how did that photo get in there?

[ThePMAS]

o_O

I thought I deleted that picture from the camera...

[adamwestslapdog]

so THAT'S why my eyes started to bleed

[serealkiller4]

adam! i know how that guy lapiestofdogs is a fraud!!! pm me back!!

[Nigtmaredemon]

hi adam. im a huge fan of ur work. so i just wanted to say hi. um.... hi

[under0e]

you fucking rock!

[Konataproduction]

I would say I'm slightly disturbed at the Roger/Old man....

but then, I remember I've seen worse in Gundam 0083.

[Kingakuzutto]

4:43 don't encourage any fanfiction.

[cshawl25]

My ass just hurts just watching this

[jurpentine]

Aw, you could've told me to redo one of those lines and I would've done so.

Still, hilarious.

[SXAbridged]

???

I thought your lines were fine.

[nitemaric]

nice

[adamwestslapdog]

I dont know why, but the audio in this reminded me of a fake hacker video I saw once.

; )

[Llandner]

omg me too ......i wonder why?

0.o

[deal0rtruth]

Why did feel that you needed to apologize solely for the gay jokes? You are the NIGAR person(and now the SPICK person), after all. Your sense of humor isn't something you should apologize for.

If anyone has followed your humor at all, they should know what to expect and know that its all in fun.

Hah, Dorothy's head is the Fourth Hole. And gotta love the Kefka Piano Cover.

[SXAbridged]

Fair point.

But I did also want to explain why they weren't on the "the counter."

There just aren't enough numbers. O_o

[xXBLACKDOOMXxfilms]

well i will admidt the new opening is a bit odd yh thts the word odd.

But still this has to be the most offencive, messed up, hilerious episode. for now

[surgingshark]

It's almost as if Angel Schmaltzy was a role that Cassius614 was born to play =P

[SXAbridged]

Angel Schmaltzy isn't a role that Cassius614 plays.

Angel Schmaltzy IS Cassius614.

[surgingshark]

Are you saying Cassius614 is a blonde? =P

[pokemonjc]

How dare you say Jersey isn't worthy! This episode was great and that piano playing Kefka's theme was awesome.

[abridgedfanboy]

WOW. That IS the most offensive example of anything I've ever seen.

And yet, somehow it works hilariously, so, erm, kudos? XD