Ok now wait just a god dam minute. I thought the video was fucking funny. So to all of you saying you'll pray for her why don't you pray for cancer to go away, that much more important. And the ones saying she's going to hell to burn. Just say thanks to your loving god dam father for his compassion.
QURAN is not a written Book like earlier ones but 'KALAMULLAH' a direct sermon delivered by Allah to humanity if they would like to ponder;here is a specimen of Allah's speech addressed to his creatures:
go to Youtube & search "Surah Rahman - Beautiful and Heart trembling Quran recitation by Syed Sadaqat Ali"
god and jesus seam to be simular to the police . there never around when you need them consentation camps but there always around to steal your money and give it to there criminal friends.
sister "i believe there is one god who created this world and when we die we will meet him for eternal life in heaven or hell yes but dont take hell so easy it is forever burning and we wont die in hell as our body will all burnt or melted and then rebuilt and then burnt and then rebuild and so on and so on and so on forever and imagine fire(hell) of god who says i created sun ,can we able to look to sun just for i say few seconds i cant, can u?(try looking in sun for few seconds)
Your sins have reached unto the Heavens( Sky ) and God has remembered all your iniquities! You Edomites will be Destroyed and you are going into Slavery!
@aajs777 ,nobody with half a brain really believes there's some kind of supernatural power controlling the universe, they just "say" they do because they think it's politically correct to project the perception that "I'm a good spiritual person". I've found the most religious people to actually be the world's biggest hypocrites, crooks, cheats, drunks, and phonies.
Ill assume you dont beleive this, but you will see just how worng you were and im sorry. Luke 12:10 And everyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven.
I love your description of the holy spirit. Very funny at its best. If you can come up with other holy spirit blasphemy videos that are this funny please make them so I can have more laughs. Great video.
you know what?You have no respect for yourself and all your ,,deep thoughts,, are funny,maybe in the next video you ll be naked it will increase your popularity thats your style
The reason other religions don't have a Holy Spirit? Because their admin are afraid to lose power. P.S. Hearing you say that word--though you do it more-sweetly than candy-coating--is like seeing 'my angel in a centerfold' and not buying it!
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If you want to receive the Holy Spirit. Destroy your bible and renounce your church IF you still go to one. You are the temple of Yahweh built by him, not man. When you go to a place built by man your reject HIS plan. When you take a book and call it the word of Elohim, you reject his gift which is his WORD through his Son Yahshua. Those who destroy his temple and reject his WORD ( Yahshua ) will be led by a fallen spirit, an angel of light that only knows how to teach lie's
I understand that you are an atheist, but this video extremely offensive, even for you you can bash at religion and everything Christians believe in but the Holy Spirit is something you shouldn´t mess with. even though you don't believe in religion or God I post this so you Know Whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgivness, but is guilty of an eternal sin.
Have a little respect for things you don't understand!
@flaminglonewolf The holy spirit seems to me, to be a joke. Inspiring all bible readers, all bible intrepreters and translators in a different way. Fire him !!
@flaminglonewolf "Have a little respect for things you don't understand!"
why dont you christian fucktards shove a cross up your ass and keep your mouth shut. when we say we do know more about your religion than you, we fuckin mean it
Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap. For the one who sows to his own flesh shall from the flesh reap corruption, but the one who sows to the Spirit shall from the Spirit reap eternal life.
your right.....everybody has spiritual experience,,and people take this as a holy sign for truth,,but its not,,,its based on sensations...this is a well known thing.but it doesn't disprove the holy spirit..it just proves what the holy spirit is not... and what we think the holy spirit is,,because we have had experience of the spiritual,we take it as truth. you feel in love with someone, because you have desires,,,but those are just sensations that wil fade away.
you mix sexuality with spiritual topics......did you know.that sexual topics in the bible is really about spiritual seduction,,,,the hore of Babylon, and sleeping around, with other women is...metaphor for mixing your faith with other religions....and you must be loyal to one. faithfull ness....
Jesus said that to mock the Holy Spirit, your only true Comforter, is a sin unforgivable. You said what you did at the suggestion of Satan and out of ignorance. God knows this. Go to him in prayer and ask forgiveness, then cleanse your negative influence. I believe it's your only hope.
@Acapala7 Yeah, yeah break it up with the sermon. Go hallucinate somewhere else about your Satin Comforter crap. Ignorance?! I know you didn't just use that word. LMFAO@God knows this!! That's awesome. Obviously, what you believe in that puny head of yours is of no consequence since you're always WRONG.
@Acapala7 I love how the holy spirit comforts the rich with health and more wealth and comforts those AIDS babies in africa wiht a life of starvation and shitting themselves o death from malaria. God is so fucking great.
Ugh, I take back my brilliant comment. It seems youve traded talking about issues inelegantly for slander, role playing and cheap video effects. Enjoy your new audience V
Blasphemy is the atheist’s most powerful tool. We should use it more often. Believers find it difficult to comprehend that a mere human soul can offend the all mighty God. What does God do about this....Nothing. It makes the believer reconsider his/her position.
Well,you dont know where you are going to spend eternity do you?Why do you talk so hateful about Jesus and GOD the way you do?It looks like you are just using them to get yourself noticed.If I could advise you to be careful.You are getting your laughs now,but what happens when GOD gets his laugh?Just because you dont believe in Him,doesnt mean He does not exist!And He wont let you run that mouth very long!
3) I said before - shes white, sheltered, living in Romania, but talks like shes a black chick from Southwest Philadelphia, & the closest shes ever come to that is rap & hip hop videos.
*were white, lets act & talk like it, the blacks dont emulate us, why do we emulate them?
@Kimmyloca0 - 1) when you read a sentence- try to comprehend it.
*where in my comment did you extrapolate that i dont want her to speak her mind?*- i fucking love everything she says, cant get enough of it.
2) you call me a "chauvinist"? - but at the same time it is you that "ran to her defense like a knight in shining armor to protect the helpless damsel in distress" lol
*shes perfectly capable of defending herself verbally based on her obviously elevated IQ level
Your Theology is terribly wrong i hope one day you speak to someone who actually know his stuff (unlike you). I also had my daunts about somethings in the bible but once i spoke to a priest and my Theologist everything was so much clear. Yes you are say some blasphemy shit but if you regret those things and confess to a priest you will be forgiven i hope you see this comment and take it seriously
zomgitcriss I love everything you do and say, but if i may say something, please, the ghetto slang,really, im not feeling it,
sweetheart youee a fragile little white girl that lives a sheltered life in Romania, you aint gonna go toe to toe with the homeboys in the yard if you know what i mean. ive been a cop for over 10 years in the states & work in the black sections of our city, and, well,.. maybe we should just leave the street talk to the people who live in the hood and get their props
@whosyodaddyyy fragile little white girl living a sheltered life in romania??? WTF??? Let her talk however she wants! I say put those "homeboys" in romania and see how they get on. As to the fragile little white girl comment, get off your chauvanist high horse mate. Seriously....
This is how my ex girlfriend would answer important questions. With vague obscure nonsense. That's it! If I ever date again it will be with a woman like this. She speaks with logic, clarity, saying what she means and meaning what she says. Thank you girl. I've been feeling jaded about beautiful women lately. This is just what my moral needed right now. You are very pretty and sexy, but your mind is also very very attractive.
I would like to feel your presence and have our spirits intermingle. I'm praying hard my p... um, spirit can enter you again and again. Please answer my prayers!
get a life! one day you will see the thrue, be careful !you think you are an artist or somebody special ,but you are not,you are only somebody that want to be famous ,but look at you !whitout God you are this little ugly creature,go to the salon before make stupid videos against your creator.give your heart to him ,don't take so long,maybe tomorrow will be late.
I was expecting a bible thumping bimbo when I clicked the link but I am plesantly surprised and mildly amused by this blasphemous monologue from a demon defiled delight. Who said nothing good came from behind the iron curtain?
You have gone way beyond pointing out the obvious stupidity of Christianity and Islam. It is one thing to denounce the stupidity and evil inherent in these religions, but you are spewing hatred here. You have a lot of reason to live and love. You are bright and beautful. Learn to love yourself.
God odes not do sequential time; but when he (ain't a he, but...) does, he's the Holy Spirit. It ain't really that complicated. One cannot insult god. Picture an ant sticking its middle finger up to a sequoia. Get the picture? If people are offended by this, they are taking offense; they are actually the guilty ones, bringing the offense to god. Grow the hell up. She's mint. Go watch the idiot box, you don't like it.
Some say the unity of the trinity of Man, Woman, Child as God is a blasphemy by way of Social Relation against the trinity of the unity of Father, Son, Holy Spirit, the self-established individual as an on-going & evolutionary entity. How one would be without the other One wonders. As for the Mediaeval reductionist monotheistic of God as an indivisible singular, there can be no greater insult to the mind of Man, nor injury to His Society, but Jesus as asexual is a slur Mary Mag' could not stand.
why doesn't this hook nosed fake blonde ever bash judaism when the talmud has page after page of evil passages telling jews to molest 3 year old babies!
somebody burn this witch! i guarantee you she floats in water
@BornInAfghanistan Because when she bashes Christianity she indirectly bashes Judaism, she points out how stupid and awful the bible is, the new testament as well as the old one. The Jews rely mainly on the old testament so they get their share indirectly, you are forgetting that the Jews and the Christians have the old testament in common.
You wrote "God is real, like it or not." I challenge you to prove that statement objectively. Because whatever god your worshiping cannot be the God of the Bible, that god is provably false.
Do you have a violent history with religion or something? I mean, religion is kinda funny when you think about it, but you have some kind of weird obsession.
If you don't believe that's cool. There is a 50/50 chance that you're right. You can't know anything for certain. No one can! I mean no one! Not even the believers, eccentric ones included. It seems pretty arrogant to be so disrespectful. Like I said, it's cool that you don't believe; to each it his own, but why waste your time? Shouldn't you be out there enjoying the one life that you have, rather than making fun of those who believe there is more?
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But Matthew is also the least accurate and most sensationalist of all the Gospels. He was tripping balls most of his gospel, just inventing things that no other gospel supports. In short, Matthew's testimony would get him tried for perjury.
Great videos and can I just say you are so smoking sexy! Beautiful, funny, smart, all around sexy bombshell...I bet 'God' would become a sinner for you too!!! :-)~
It doesn't say God hates women, there are entire books in the Bible that are all about women He put in power and other through evil men, like the book of Ruth and Esther. Even in places other than the Bible, like the story of Joan of Arc, you know that too was a true story, right? Of course I can't suspect that any of you would believe any of this, I thought I'd post something defending my beliefs also, can you respect that?
You realy dont have to reply, anything you say about me wount effect me, but it will just make you a more negative person, and that is not what I want to do.
I think your compassion is false, or else you wouldn't be a Christian. Christianity is ultimately a religion of violence and hatred, it's scriptures are loaded with confrontational teachings, easily as many as Islam, and it's definition of love is so twisted and obscene that only a deranged sadomasochist could possibly identify with it. Your alleged teacher, Jesus, tells people that you know a tree by its fruit (then blasts a fig tree), what is the fruit of his hate-faith ?
People of God.........explain the K-T boundary. I bet your church does not talk about this 65 million year old layer of sediment. WHY is it not mentioned in your bible?? HUH??
@ExCakeProductions also not only was I the one who was originally approached but I was approached with an attack on my God and then my beliefs were insulted and then I was further insulted by being talked about in the third person and labeled as THEM you all are a perfect example of just how much HATE invades someones heart with out GOD!
"People have a habit of inventing fictions they will believe wholeheartedly in order to ignore the truth they cannot accept"
i will not be attacked by you.
i need no god to have compassion. if you understood anything about the human brain you would know that retaliation is completley natural. it is not HATE. i do not HATE you. i disapprove of any violence.
i just also dissaprove in the influence of others so that they might believe what you believe.
Your ego might just be your downfall child your a little to cocky for your own good I'll pray now for Jesus to show you the truth and all this coming from me who once was a shaman in training who once seen the spirits and was attacked by spirits so once again don't be so cocky love and do some hard research before you lash that ignorant tongue of yours, i also get the sense very heavily that your hiding something very big. Praise the King and thank you for giving me the gift of finding truth.
@dfstarborn Thanks for your post is sounds as if you have quite a testimony, may the Lord bless you and use it for his glory and her ego will more than likely be her downfall as the word does state that pride goes before the fall.
Ok now wait just a god dam minute. I thought the video was fucking funny. So to all of you saying you'll pray for her why don't you pray for cancer to go away, that much more important. And the ones saying she's going to hell to burn. Just say thanks to your loving god dam father for his compassion.
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QURAN is not a written Book like earlier ones but 'KALAMULLAH' a direct sermon delivered by Allah to humanity if they would like to ponder;here is a specimen of Allah's speech addressed to his creatures:
go to Youtube & search "Surah Rahman - Beautiful and Heart trembling Quran recitation by Syed Sadaqat Ali"
ismat45 1 week ago
god and jesus seam to be simular to the police . there never around when you need them consentation camps but there always around to steal your money and give it to there criminal friends.
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TODO PECADO SERA PERDOADO, MENOS A BRASFEMIA CONTRA O ESPIRITO SANTO JÁ ERA.
leao2092 4 weeks ago
sister "i believe there is one god who created this world and when we die we will meet him for eternal life in heaven or hell yes but dont take hell so easy it is forever burning and we wont die in hell as our body will all burnt or melted and then rebuilt and then burnt and then rebuild and so on and so on and so on forever and imagine fire(hell) of god who says i created sun ,can we able to look to sun just for i say few seconds i cant, can u?(try looking in sun for few seconds)
chamtkar10101 4 weeks ago
@chamtkar10101 more christian threats, when will it stop?
Torture, and threats have been going on since the inquisition, don't you think it's time to stop.
luciferous66 6 days ago
i want to bang ur face
kquigs100 1 month ago
@lyricsdivine Oh lighten up. It's satire
Spocktacular96 1 month ago
@Jacobrise7 Okie dokey then :-)
Spocktacular96 1 month ago
Your sins have reached unto the Heavens( Sky ) and God has remembered all your iniquities! You Edomites will be Destroyed and you are going into Slavery!
Jacobrise7 1 month ago
Awesome vid lol
Rizen4201 1 month ago
im praying that GOD delivers you from satans hold. this is blasphemy!
lyricsdivine 1 month ago
@lyricsdivine you're funny.
nachtfee957 1 month ago
@lyricsdivine Yes, that will solve everything. Feel free to pray all day.
DMFAgain 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from ZOMGitsCriss
She certainly has some major blinkers on. Must be tough living in such a small box.
llewellleo 1 month ago
everyone will die one day and man if u are wong about God u no how much in troubl. woe unto u
aajs777 1 month ago
@aajs777 ,nobody with half a brain really believes there's some kind of supernatural power controlling the universe, they just "say" they do because they think it's politically correct to project the perception that "I'm a good spiritual person". I've found the most religious people to actually be the world's biggest hypocrites, crooks, cheats, drunks, and phonies.
MrJas2241 1 month ago
The holy spirit is just your body allowing itself to feel complete emotion.
spirit=emotion/feelings
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Ill assume you dont beleive this, but you will see just how worng you were and im sorry. Luke 12:10 And everyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven.
MrSlippin22 1 month ago
I love your description of the holy spirit. Very funny at its best. If you can come up with other holy spirit blasphemy videos that are this funny please make them so I can have more laughs. Great video.
skepticthinker111 2 months ago
I have been abducted by aliens and I am definitely not deluded. btw you want to have sex ZOM??? =D
daveforfun22 2 months ago
you are GORGEOUS!!
osirissunra 3 months ago
she is smart and beautifull
archie977 3 months ago
contradiction...you believe the words of Paul but no other...and be brave and curse Islam, coward
wotan237 4 months ago
@wotan237 - i'll curse islam i wipe my ass with it's pages all the time
human453 3 months ago
she's just silly
wotan237 4 months ago
you know what?You have no respect for yourself and all your ,,deep thoughts,, are funny,maybe in the next video you ll be naked it will increase your popularity thats your style
motorniczy7777 4 months ago
The reason other religions don't have a Holy Spirit? Because their admin are afraid to lose power. P.S. Hearing you say that word--though you do it more-sweetly than candy-coating--is like seeing 'my angel in a centerfold' and not buying it!
mythmanjay 4 months ago
HAHAHAH soo funny!
macron12 4 months ago
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zytigon 4 months ago
If you want to receive the Holy Spirit. Destroy your bible and renounce your church IF you still go to one. You are the temple of Yahweh built by him, not man. When you go to a place built by man your reject HIS plan. When you take a book and call it the word of Elohim, you reject his gift which is his WORD through his Son Yahshua. Those who destroy his temple and reject his WORD ( Yahshua ) will be led by a fallen spirit, an angel of light that only knows how to teach lie's
MrColoradorealtor 4 months ago
prove you're not religious: shows us your tits!!!
milanbaros555 4 months ago in playlist Cristina Rad
you are like the atheist and smart version of shakira. keep up the good work!
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Hearing you say y'all....nevermind.
dondude69 5 months ago
The funny part is the "Holy Ghost" doesn't have a penis or a ball sack, how the fuck was he suppose to get Mary pregnant?
AstroMen2911 5 months ago
Gotta love that spite ;D
CallMetheMusicMan 6 months ago
this is so hilarious
Ma3Hu1 6 months ago
I understand that you are an atheist, but this video extremely offensive, even for you you can bash at religion and everything Christians believe in but the Holy Spirit is something you shouldn´t mess with. even though you don't believe in religion or God I post this so you Know Whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgivness, but is guilty of an eternal sin.
Have a little respect for things you don't understand!
flaminglonewolf 6 months ago
@flaminglonewolf The holy spirit seems to me, to be a joke. Inspiring all bible readers, all bible intrepreters and translators in a different way. Fire him !!
tallliza 6 months ago
@flaminglonewolf "Have a little respect for things you don't understand!"
why dont you christian fucktards shove a cross up your ass and keep your mouth shut. when we say we do know more about your religion than you, we fuckin mean it
sagar246246 5 months ago
Move over Cleopatra, you just got pwned by the atheist holy spirit
Spocktacular96 6 months ago
the holy spirit got mary pregnant, mary is jesus' mother, jesus is the holy spirit. summing it up... Jesus got his own mother pregnant
BlackAssassinBlade 6 months ago 2
1. You're a babe
2. 0:53 You scared the hell outta me with that ghost shit.
IsolationInstigation 6 months ago
I would love to get some from you hahahaha. You hot hot hot I am athiest too.
comedy101ful 6 months ago
I feel very, very sorry for you; Satin has a strong grip on you.
grandmajoyce2 7 months ago
@grandmajoyce2 She would look hot in satin, wouldn't she?
SlymeGreen 7 months ago
@SlymeGreen Satin or Satan?
chapmaned 7 months ago
beautiful intelligent and ireverent !!!!! this girl could bring godess worship back into vogue
bluemune2 7 months ago
yuh weirdd ! ann your not goddd sweetie ! stopp thiss !
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Dr.Sabrosky (Jew),Director of US Army War College, I am 100 percent sure that 9/11 was Mossad operation:
Youtube,enter, "Military Now KNOW Israel did 9/11"
ismat45 7 months ago
In Hebrew---the Holy Spirit is FEMININE... :) Ruach Kadosh is FEMININE=Spirit of Wisdom (Sophia).
HilariousHadith 8 months ago
LOL this is funny :)
thelargge 8 months ago
I just wish I had the ability to express my opinions as well Criss does.
BoneYardsCantina 8 months ago
hahahahaha lolll
sensimilia35 8 months ago
Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap. For the one who sows to his own flesh shall from the flesh reap corruption, but the one who sows to the Spirit shall from the Spirit reap eternal life.
CTS2433 8 months ago
@CTS2433 so true payday will come ,judgment day and then their words shall be a horror unto them!
majorl31 8 months ago
A Spirit Getting a Woman "PREGNANT". Strange, But It DOES NOT HAPPEN...Nowadays.
Does A Ghost Have Sperm? I once believed All This BULLSHIT!
flightkiller09 8 months ago
your right.....everybody has spiritual experience,,and people take this as a holy sign for truth,,but its not,,,its based on sensations...this is a well known thing.but it doesn't disprove the holy spirit..it just proves what the holy spirit is not... and what we think the holy spirit is,,because we have had experience of the spiritual,we take it as truth. you feel in love with someone, because you have desires,,,but those are just sensations that wil fade away.
aplied 8 months ago
you mix sexuality with spiritual topics......did you know.that sexual topics in the bible is really about spiritual seduction,,,,the hore of Babylon, and sleeping around, with other women is...metaphor for mixing your faith with other religions....and you must be loyal to one. faithfull ness....
aplied 8 months ago
smart and funny...and pretty damn sexy. I could almost be straight for her lol
Jack529Teal 9 months ago
Oh god, you stole so many lines. Brilliant video.
Crokkle 9 months ago
I sensed, maybe just a touch, of sarcasm there, ZOM ..........Lol!
Tobytrim 9 months ago
I love this woman.
tnunnster 9 months ago
May your father forgive you, Amen.
dustymic1 9 months ago
@dustymic1 what happened with her dad?
wondergundy 9 months ago
omg.... fucking want that shirt so bad.. >_<
OmfgItsHenu 9 months ago
People that think they saw ghosts after someone tells them that the house is haunted and such..its called "The power of sugestion"
ReaperWithFangs 10 months ago
ITS CAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
colourfulkarolina 10 months ago
its kinda sad that your the smart girl I know
bloodstix6 10 months ago
Peace The Fuck Out! Love iiiiit!
ilikelanguages 10 months ago 2
Jesus said that to mock the Holy Spirit, your only true Comforter, is a sin unforgivable. You said what you did at the suggestion of Satan and out of ignorance. God knows this. Go to him in prayer and ask forgiveness, then cleanse your negative influence. I believe it's your only hope.
Acapala7 10 months ago
@Acapala7 Yeah, yeah break it up with the sermon. Go hallucinate somewhere else about your Satin Comforter crap. Ignorance?! I know you didn't just use that word. LMFAO@God knows this!! That's awesome. Obviously, what you believe in that puny head of yours is of no consequence since you're always WRONG.
abby495 10 months ago
@Acapala7 I love how the holy spirit comforts the rich with health and more wealth and comforts those AIDS babies in africa wiht a life of starvation and shitting themselves o death from malaria. God is so fucking great.
theherdmentality 9 months ago
@Acapala7: "Go to him in prayer and ask forgiveness,"
Shutup, you ignorant loser.
mikefromwa 8 months ago
you are the greatest. vote jenna for prez 2012. hey its the end of the world anyway
444buffo 11 months ago
I DONT REMEMBER CASPER BEING SO HOT.
I WATCHED CASPER BEFORE HITTING PUBERTY SO...
LegionIscariot 11 months ago 4
/watch?v=XAawqksn1YU&feature=related
smarter1then3u 11 months ago
I don't know if Jesus was asexual, he spent a lot of time with prostitutes, maybe he was just dicreet
oldcomic1 11 months ago 11
@oldcomic1 - i think he was gay it's just the torah forbid it
human453 3 months ago
@human453 :-}
oldcomic1 3 months ago
Mona pero descerebrada †
MultiMagnificus 11 months ago
Ugh, I take back my brilliant comment. It seems youve traded talking about issues inelegantly for slander, role playing and cheap video effects. Enjoy your new audience V
XenovannHellwolf 11 months ago
soooo... i'm guessing it's ok for me to masturbate to you preaching the truth?
MrMiniKG 11 months ago
Blasphemy is the atheist’s most powerful tool. We should use it more often. Believers find it difficult to comprehend that a mere human soul can offend the all mighty God. What does God do about this....Nothing. It makes the believer reconsider his/her position.
japonizieify 11 months ago
LOL I thought I was crazy in these thoughts LOL
For the lulz
MrOppsadoozy 11 months ago
@sasdasfasgas - lol. theists. lol. priests. lol. childmolesters. lol. christians. lol. muslims. lol. pedophiles. lol. jesus. lol. adulterer. lol. mohamed. lol. childrapist. lol. hypocrites. lol. imaginary people living in the clouds. lol. yourmom. lol. turns tricks. lol.
how do you pronounce your nick = "sucks the fags gas" ? lollllllllllll
whosyodaddyyy 11 months ago
love your necklace
OnyxMarigold 11 months ago
lol. atheists. lol.
sasdasfasgas 11 months ago
@MessaiahYeshuaLives oooooh! Come and get her
unlimitedchikara 11 months ago
@ Kimmyloca0- by the way, the homies dont even know where Romania is on the map, let alone wanna go there.
p.s.I was born in the balkans,grew up in the US, so spare me how "tough" Romanian streets are - i vacation there once a year
by the way im the furthest from a chauvinist you'll ever meet, "mate"
-take care
whosyodaddyyy 11 months ago
Well,you dont know where you are going to spend eternity do you?Why do you talk so hateful about Jesus and GOD the way you do?It looks like you are just using them to get yourself noticed.If I could advise you to be careful.You are getting your laughs now,but what happens when GOD gets his laugh?Just because you dont believe in Him,doesnt mean He does not exist!And He wont let you run that mouth very long!
MessiahYeshuaLives 11 months ago
@Kimmyloca0 -
3) I said before - shes white, sheltered, living in Romania, but talks like shes a black chick from Southwest Philadelphia, & the closest shes ever come to that is rap & hip hop videos.
*were white, lets act & talk like it, the blacks dont emulate us, why do we emulate them?
whosyodaddyyy 1 year ago
@Kimmyloca0 - 1) when you read a sentence- try to comprehend it.
*where in my comment did you extrapolate that i dont want her to speak her mind?*- i fucking love everything she says, cant get enough of it.
2) you call me a "chauvinist"? - but at the same time it is you that "ran to her defense like a knight in shining armor to protect the helpless damsel in distress" lol
*shes perfectly capable of defending herself verbally based on her obviously elevated IQ level
whosyodaddyyy 1 year ago
You talk too much! Look at my response to your questions to a Theist.
ajlapiana 1 year ago
You talk too much!
ajlapiana 1 year ago
Your Theology is terribly wrong i hope one day you speak to someone who actually know his stuff (unlike you). I also had my daunts about somethings in the bible but once i spoke to a priest and my Theologist everything was so much clear. Yes you are say some blasphemy shit but if you regret those things and confess to a priest you will be forgiven i hope you see this comment and take it seriously
TheMVman16 1 year ago
Your Theology is totally WRONG but that is understandable at least I do . . .
ernesto7012 1 year ago
zomgitcriss I love everything you do and say, but if i may say something, please, the ghetto slang,really, im not feeling it,
sweetheart youee a fragile little white girl that lives a sheltered life in Romania, you aint gonna go toe to toe with the homeboys in the yard if you know what i mean. ive been a cop for over 10 years in the states & work in the black sections of our city, and, well,.. maybe we should just leave the street talk to the people who live in the hood and get their props
whosyodaddyyy 1 year ago
@whosyodaddyyy fragile little white girl living a sheltered life in romania??? WTF??? Let her talk however she wants! I say put those "homeboys" in romania and see how they get on. As to the fragile little white girl comment, get off your chauvanist high horse mate. Seriously....
Kimmyloca0 1 year ago
"and such as", to funny.
This is how my ex girlfriend would answer important questions. With vague obscure nonsense. That's it! If I ever date again it will be with a woman like this. She speaks with logic, clarity, saying what she means and meaning what she says. Thank you girl. I've been feeling jaded about beautiful women lately. This is just what my moral needed right now. You are very pretty and sexy, but your mind is also very very attractive.
40gabe 1 year ago
"You can call me Casper" xD
SailorCobaltStar 1 year ago
criss , you are hot and smart and cool... i love you
neurosp 1 year ago
Everyone who thumbed up this video is a nasty bigot. But they were probally mostly vote-bots
LinkMEP 1 year ago
@LinkMEP
Probably you should pray for her.. That always helps.
EuphoricDan 1 year ago
Your a nasty anti-theististic bigot.
LinkMEP 1 year ago
Criss, where did you get that picture of Jesus and Paul?
MovieFinatic456 1 year ago
Nice video.
PawnBACM 1 year ago
I would like to feel your presence and have our spirits intermingle. I'm praying hard my p... um, spirit can enter you again and again. Please answer my prayers!
pandaya 1 year ago
get a life! one day you will see the thrue, be careful !you think you are an artist or somebody special ,but you are not,you are only somebody that want to be famous ,but look at you !whitout God you are this little ugly creature,go to the salon before make stupid videos against your creator.give your heart to him ,don't take so long,maybe tomorrow will be late.
sguitar2007 1 year ago
evil heart.evil thoughts.is jeffrey your master.?
mickwillie1 1 year ago
evil heart.evil thoughts.
mickwillie1 1 year ago
I was expecting a bible thumping bimbo when I clicked the link but I am plesantly surprised and mildly amused by this blasphemous monologue from a demon defiled delight. Who said nothing good came from behind the iron curtain?
darkbunglex 1 year ago
oh yes I do, I do want to have sinful ideas around you.
N0g0dzN0masterz 1 year ago
Aye, the south carolinians will never hear the end of the miss teen south carolina parodies!!! *ducks head and feels ashamed of my homestate*
Oh well. Great video as usual, although I think I'm a smidgen late to the party
KrissytheWorldWithin 1 year ago
You have gone way beyond pointing out the obvious stupidity of Christianity and Islam. It is one thing to denounce the stupidity and evil inherent in these religions, but you are spewing hatred here. You have a lot of reason to live and love. You are bright and beautful. Learn to love yourself.
cunnidvd 1 year ago
LMFAO I think this is my favorite video of yours.
The picture of paul and jesus.....I almost fell out of my chair. fuckin classic!!
nanerrat 1 year ago
God odes not do sequential time; but when he (ain't a he, but...) does, he's the Holy Spirit. It ain't really that complicated. One cannot insult god. Picture an ant sticking its middle finger up to a sequoia. Get the picture? If people are offended by this, they are taking offense; they are actually the guilty ones, bringing the offense to god. Grow the hell up. She's mint. Go watch the idiot box, you don't like it.
ellenjanuary 1 year ago
I want to make love to you on the bible hahaha
portcitymike1 1 year ago
yep ur going to hell.......
kvhunni5024 1 year ago
You reeally know what u are talkin about and b tw u have a beautiful voice
ThomasTapOut 1 year ago
Some say the unity of the trinity of Man, Woman, Child as God is a blasphemy by way of Social Relation against the trinity of the unity of Father, Son, Holy Spirit, the self-established individual as an on-going & evolutionary entity. How one would be without the other One wonders. As for the Mediaeval reductionist monotheistic of God as an indivisible singular, there can be no greater insult to the mind of Man, nor injury to His Society, but Jesus as asexual is a slur Mary Mag' could not stand.
Lieu3C4 1 year ago
LOL! Classic. Well done. Sorry I had sinful thoughts, I couldn't help it.
You rock girl! :-)
Astrostevo 1 year ago
way prettier than ms. california. and i bet u don't hate opposite marriage
shnosmas 1 year ago
KIKE
why doesn't this hook nosed fake blonde ever bash judaism when the talmud has page after page of evil passages telling jews to molest 3 year old babies!
somebody burn this witch! i guarantee you she floats in water
BornInAfghanistan 1 year ago
@BornInAfghanistan Because when she bashes Christianity she indirectly bashes Judaism, she points out how stupid and awful the bible is, the new testament as well as the old one. The Jews rely mainly on the old testament so they get their share indirectly, you are forgetting that the Jews and the Christians have the old testament in common.
THC1989 1 year ago
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"women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says." 1 Corinthians 14:34
ChristiansForUnity 1 year ago
God is real, like it or not.
SummerSunshine1988 1 year ago
@SummerSunshine1988 you are so right
ChristiansForUnity 1 year ago
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@SummerSunshine1988
You wrote "God is real, like it or not." I challenge you to prove that statement objectively. Because whatever god your worshiping cannot be the God of the Bible, that god is provably false.
formless777 1 year ago
Do you have a violent history with religion or something? I mean, religion is kinda funny when you think about it, but you have some kind of weird obsession.
2nDoppelganger 1 year ago
God is a fairy tale....grow up humans!! @_@
Karoke77 1 year ago
God is a human invention.
Karoke77 1 year ago
PISS THE FUCK OUT?! O.O
osemudiame123 1 year ago
If you don't believe that's cool. There is a 50/50 chance that you're right. You can't know anything for certain. No one can! I mean no one! Not even the believers, eccentric ones included. It seems pretty arrogant to be so disrespectful. Like I said, it's cool that you don't believe; to each it his own, but why waste your time? Shouldn't you be out there enjoying the one life that you have, rather than making fun of those who believe there is more?
HallowsEve2010 1 year ago
Haha. @ZOMGitsCriss you're hilarious. thanks.
HellspawnICX 1 year ago
May God have mercy on your soul! You'll certainly need it!
sawnan357 1 year ago
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Fackzilla 1 year ago
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@sawnan357
So what you are saying is that you want your imaginary friend to hurt people for you ? And you are hoping it will have mercy because you have none ?
formless777 1 year ago
show yer tits
southrules 1 year ago
I'm in love with your accent
Monneficando 1 year ago
@Monneficando
I want her kill moose and squirrel :D
formless777 1 year ago
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noslinel1000 1 year ago
GOD loves you sooo much, honey...the FATHER, the SON, and the HOLY SPIRIT!!!
ZION82able 1 year ago
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Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit is unforgivable. Matt. 12:31-32
uschopper2000 1 year ago
Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit is unforgivable. Matt. 12:31-32
uschopper2000 1 year ago
@uschopper2000 LOLOLOLOLOL
joshbarber89 1 year ago
@uschopper2000 jesus is a cunt, who fucked his mother. If he is a trinity when the holy spirit banged mary, he banged his mother
freeofjesus 1 year ago
@uschopper2000
But Matthew is also the least accurate and most sensationalist of all the Gospels. He was tripping balls most of his gospel, just inventing things that no other gospel supports. In short, Matthew's testimony would get him tried for perjury.
formless777 1 year ago
your accent is annoying
fujikokun 1 year ago
Great videos and can I just say you are so smoking sexy! Beautiful, funny, smart, all around sexy bombshell...I bet 'God' would become a sinner for you too!!! :-)~
Asultnbatre 1 year ago
It doesn't say God hates women, there are entire books in the Bible that are all about women He put in power and other through evil men, like the book of Ruth and Esther. Even in places other than the Bible, like the story of Joan of Arc, you know that too was a true story, right? Of course I can't suspect that any of you would believe any of this, I thought I'd post something defending my beliefs also, can you respect that?
AlphaBravoChad 1 year ago
jos cenzura :D
ellenDportiaDRfan 1 year ago
Hey ,You know what would be funny. You should make a video on a Your impersonation of a American accent.
saisinaphet 1 year ago
@alagodny28
Capitalize "Russian" asshole.
Also, if your going to use "If" with "then" a comma should go directly before the word "then".
You've no room to be talking about her pronunciation when you can't even form proper sentences.
ExCakeProductions 1 year ago
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@alagodny28 and you show your so mature and educated that you insult someone you dont know in a Youtube comment? you're a winner! Praise the Lord
Yahwehsninja 1 year ago
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Jesus still loves you, God hate sin not the sinner, you belong to Him, blessings
Charlessmook 1 year ago
@Charlessmook You realize that Ghandi said "Hate the sin, not the sinner", right?
Jamesscalise 1 year ago
@Charlessmook You are a moron! May god Be LESS!
AngelOne11 1 year ago
@AngelOne11
About Me: Compassionate human who loves people regardless of their background, skin color or religion.
I dont belive that what you wrote about me comes from the heart.
You have a purpose in live and is so special just seek and you shall find!
To belive in the thruth and what is good can realy not harm you.
God is a God of love and life, and I belive that is what we all want.
To serve Jesus Christ is realy easy and will make you a even beter person
than you are.God bless
Charlessmook 1 year ago
You realy dont have to reply, anything you say about me wount effect me, but it will just make you a more negative person, and that is not what I want to do.
You will remember me one day, Peace
Charlessmook 1 year ago
@Charlessmook
I think your compassion is false, or else you wouldn't be a Christian. Christianity is ultimately a religion of violence and hatred, it's scriptures are loaded with confrontational teachings, easily as many as Islam, and it's definition of love is so twisted and obscene that only a deranged sadomasochist could possibly identify with it. Your alleged teacher, Jesus, tells people that you know a tree by its fruit (then blasts a fig tree), what is the fruit of his hate-faith ?
formless777 1 year ago
for someone who scoffs at God and is convinced it is all a lie, she sure spends alot of time venting about it...
MrThialfi 1 year ago
I bet you are fun fun fun.
timmysgonnagetcha 1 year ago
Why're you so hot????
anvita99 1 year ago 22
@anvita99 I bet that was the work of the holy shiiiii.... spirit!
CrusaderOfFreeSpeech 1 year ago
@anvita99 god made her that way? :) lol
KaylinJH 1 year ago
@anvita99
Criss' not only hot, she's cool at the same time. It's her version of the mystery of the trinity, we call it the Crisstian Paradox.
formless777 1 year ago 25
This takes on a weird aspect when watched with Pink Floyd's Dogs playing in the background.
stitch99 1 year ago
People of God.........explain the K-T boundary. I bet your church does not talk about this 65 million year old layer of sediment. WHY is it not mentioned in your bible?? HUH??
Karoke77 1 year ago
@Karoke77
As long as they don't shove their bible down your throat (or other peoples throat.)
i say let them believe what they want.
ExCakeProductions 1 year ago
@ExCakeProductions also not only was I the one who was originally approached but I was approached with an attack on my God and then my beliefs were insulted and then I was further insulted by being talked about in the third person and labeled as THEM you all are a perfect example of just how much HATE invades someones heart with out GOD!
MsKammie63 1 year ago
@MsKammie63
"People have a habit of inventing fictions they will believe wholeheartedly in order to ignore the truth they cannot accept"
i will not be attacked by you.
i need no god to have compassion. if you understood anything about the human brain you would know that retaliation is completley natural. it is not HATE. i do not HATE you. i disapprove of any violence.
i just also dissaprove in the influence of others so that they might believe what you believe.
ExCakeProductions 1 year ago
lol this is funny and very stupid
MJLSOL 1 year ago
Your ego might just be your downfall child your a little to cocky for your own good I'll pray now for Jesus to show you the truth and all this coming from me who once was a shaman in training who once seen the spirits and was attacked by spirits so once again don't be so cocky love and do some hard research before you lash that ignorant tongue of yours, i also get the sense very heavily that your hiding something very big. Praise the King and thank you for giving me the gift of finding truth.
dfstarborn 1 year ago
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@dfstarborn You are an idiot. Attacked by spirits??? LOL
You are mentally ill.
Karoke77 1 year ago
@dfstarborn Thanks for your post is sounds as if you have quite a testimony, may the Lord bless you and use it for his glory and her ego will more than likely be her downfall as the word does state that pride goes before the fall.
MsKammie63 1 year ago