Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific.
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Magnetic compasses do not point north. They point in the direction of Chuck Norris who sits in a deck chair and shouts "Jackets are for pussies!" at the Arctic Research Team.
chuck norris is a fake and cant do anything, if hes really tough like anyone says about him he would use a teleport to come to my house and smash my face in the keyboard. That didnt happen yet, so i wouldn't worry guys, im still alive after posting this.
chuck Norris doesn't breath he holds air hostage, Norris went to the doctor cause he was sick and the doctor told him he didn't catch a cold the cold caught him, when chuck Norris crosses the street cars stop and look both ways, Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night
chuck norris doesn't breath he holds air hostage, norris went to the doctor cause he was sick and the doctor told him he didnt catch a cold the cold caught him, when chuck norris crosses the street cars stop and look both ways, Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night
chuck norris doesn't breath he holds air hostage, norris went to the doctor cause he was sick and the doctor told him he didnt catch a cold the cold caught him, when chuck norris crosses the street cars stop and look both ways, Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
@tanyajuge You've obviously never met him in real life. He may not be the irate, all-powerful superbeing the Internet makes him out to be, but he's still a formidible martial artist and in remarkable shape for his age.
chuck norris is a fake and cant do anything, if hes really tough like anyone says about him he would use a teleport to come to my house and smash my face in the keyboard234go[u3rgfp34ugf3[g......
chuck norris is a Fake!!! if he was real he would come and smash my face on the keybo- iuyuhtyttrfg5rereertgfrtikjkkkl;411\]'[;pkihjuygtfrsddmzcx,x,mijoefnweodlvnbdsiuekdfshdddnhjuk
this is stupid, if chuck norris was really that epic he'd come to my house and smash my head off of the keybfewvbwehvbwil ewbwehbwi ewbvhwebvweho nijlasbviebvwehio ibw hiwbhlbvwlbvhwe evbwehvbw lbvwewvbhk
All this commotion about the supercollided particles, Chuck Norris told Einstein 50 years that he was wrong, showed him too. Chuck Norris: 'Yo Albert, what nonsence are you talking about nothing goes faster then light? Bam, Bam, Bammmm (first two were sound and light barrier)! How about that huh?'
Really why do people think his old ass is so cool, hold on, somebody is knocking at my door.........I'm back, it was the mailsd6urfkuiu7hoikcfdxrtyvkkuie5
chuck Norris couldn't find his own ass with both hands and maeighwjpioaeiurthpae98rhae85ihj9e485hp9s8q35uyhq4e6uqiw46tujw46iw5467u8w56uw456yuw5i76ui3w56ujw5r67uw567u8w576i56756y7uwe456yu. i mean chuck is a very smart and nice guy
Chuck Norris ain't so tough. If he was soooo tough like everyone says he is, he would teleport to my house and slam my face into the keyboarddDFDVKASfahgyu5447......
If Chuck Norris is so badass then he can tell me that while Im typing on my keyboar-sww v w3 2q9y b b43w8b5uv3783u43w 87 w3u46v b5yvm8odlod7oeru832ieb
ppl r dumb, he's not so special. ppl take these chuck norris jokes too seriously and start believeing the shit. he's a washed up wanna be of bruce lee. thats fact
@adgnor a wanna be ??? Your kidding right ??? Chuck Norris was the kick boxing champion of the world , Bruce Lee (bitchin as he was) was never even in competition.
Could Chuck Norris really magically appear at wherever he wants???? let's see if he can kill me by smashing my head on my keyboardpagwH Og7muhH;gau7yh;p@SUHJ&N;pii9uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
This is Chuck Norris, do not consider what you've just witnessed as murder. But if you dare to, I'll anticipate it.
Chuck Norris is bull shit. And now I guess he's just going to magically appear behind me and continuously smash my head into the keyboard huh? Please guys, these jokes are getting really old and akdfsgnouhnbhgrfyawrgtkjharethrjnkfvsithksafgrpoj...
Omg i hate people talking about Chuck Norris! He is nothing! If he were as cool as they say, he would sneak in at my window, smashing my head down at the Keyboar fgd fgklgf gfhjsiewrwr werwhrqwuyt712321 åjrtet returter elerterhter r ertgjhwerghwer
CHUCK NORRIS IS SO GAY!! you all think hes the coolest... if chuck norris was so amazing, he would be in my room smashing my head on the keyboardhgffcdtfshesuihguAGHEhuigU;OFghuwuigfial;fq;K;H;'''wjklhwJL';b
Chuck norris is not a god he is just an actor! If he was a god he would come and smash my face on my keyboasasadasd asda~ sdsd asd mnas das lsadasdas pppoiisd chusd cknosdfsf rrissdasdas d usdasdasd madsadasdad ?sdasdasdasd dasdas
IF CHUCK NORRIS IS SO THOUGH WHY DOES HE DONT GO TO MY PLACE AND SHOVE MY FACE IN THE KEYBOARD --" that so ridicoaksdoiwuas,a.l.s, madsaouhwgaysasasda
If we could measure Chuck Norris' power level, it'd be OVER NINE THOUSAND ONE BILLION FIFTY FIVE TRILLION GAZILLION INFINITE x OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
In fine print on the last page of The Guinness Book of World Records, it states that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are just the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris won, but why do people worship him... he is just a man! if he is SO INCREDIBLE lets see him come into my house and smash my face into my keyboar i lk mn8ut j0o ,.kjli7jswedrfgtymik,l.;v
hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He’s an actor, not a god, people. If he really is that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj
OMG. stop with this stupid chuck norris is god. If he was here, he would slamm my head into the keyboard. .... uh were's chuck. i thought he would be here by now. oh well this proves my point
I said loads of shit about chick norris, called him a faggot, a Joke, and a fake, and he did not "slam my head into the keyboard". Honestly, stop with these, jokes, some of you guys are retards, hold up, theres somebody at my door
come on guys. chuck Norris isn't a god if he was he would come here and slam my face against the keyboadalodas;nao;fnhasfnhsl;fs[ kfrjto['AIyhwq|=R8IWA7uth[AaeAFBa;gbfQOURG7 uy[09
man he's 71 years old, it's not like he'll come to my house and bash my head into the keybo..(5qsdqsd65 654 5s_qdsdj oqsd$:: !dqsdqsdraz '"&)__ d qsd qsdgghhplmgsd5 4qs4 qsd121 tbfsds
Chuck norris the PG-13 f*
CleanAteist 1 day ago
a cop recently pulled chuck over on the side of the road. chuck let him off with a warning
Jakanddaxter1999 5 days ago 4
@Jakanddaxter1999 whahahahaha
yamato714 5 days ago
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific.
zack1344 6 days ago
Most people drink coffee to wake up. Chuck Norris lets fifty black mambas bite him at once to PREPARE to wake up.
JdawgWithNinjutsu 6 days ago
i thought chuck norris round houses people in the face!?!
6666kingzilla 1 week ago
@6666kingzilla If you had a third fist, wouldn't you want to use it?
JdawgWithNinjutsu 6 days ago
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Son: Why does everyone make jokes about Chunk Norris, but not Bruce Lee?
Dad: HaHa son, Bruce Lee is no joke.
number1kurosakichigo 1 week ago
His beard was woven by Zeus himself
eisfresh 1 week ago 4
A-CHUCKA NORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSS!!!! PUNCHING A TALKING A DOG WITH HIS THIRD HIDDEN CHIIIIIIIN!!!!
eth92 1 week ago
@eth92 you win
crimefighterg33k 1 week ago
Chuck norris'es daughter lost her virginity, he got it back!!!!!!!!!!!!
teniente134 2 weeks ago 5
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When Chuck Norris plays Left 4 Dead the Tank runs to the Safe House
jonvrix 2 weeks ago
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rhkruz05 2 weeks ago
Chuck Norris sucks! Oh wait, somebody's knocking on my do-
Sagh429 2 weeks ago 3
World of Warcraft, where shitty sold out celebrities go to die.
BizarreMonkeyCorp 2 weeks ago 2
that fist was at 0,50/100 of its true power
AlfaFRONDZ 2 weeks ago
@AlfaFRONDZ WRONG,that was only 0,01 of its true power,its EPIC-ER then that
P0rtalFTW 2 weeks ago
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chuck norris had sex before his dad.
skyhighcuttie 2 weeks ago
Quagmire would have loved this clip.
Gackt4awesome 3 weeks ago 2
One does not simply call Chuck Norris' third fist ridiculous.
metromaster100 3 weeks ago
i really do not understand where this chuck norris hype came from
TristanFromHolland 3 weeks ago
"Chuck Norris!?" those are the famous last words you would hear from a victim of Chuck the Norris.
planetary109 3 weeks ago 6
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science class today (true story):
teacher- what unzips a dna?
student 1- chuck norris
student 2- who is chuck norris?
o how i wanted to punch that kid in the face
perlerpwner 3 weeks ago
roud house -.-
emirashour001 3 weeks ago
Click the 9 XD
csigagereg 3 weeks ago
Magnetic compasses do not point north. They point in the direction of Chuck Norris who sits in a deck chair and shouts "Jackets are for pussies!" at the Arctic Research Team.
LemonZeppelin 3 weeks ago
you guys are really fucking stupid i.
damn, im getting old, i let this one get a comment out...
tylerguy12 4 weeks ago
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chuck norris is a fake and cant do anything, if hes really tough like anyone says about him he would use a teleport to come to my house and smash my face in the keyboard. That didnt happen yet, so i wouldn't worry guys, im still alive after posting this.
tylerguy12 4 weeks ago
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chuck Norris doesn't breath he holds air hostage, Norris went to the doctor cause he was sick and the doctor told him he didn't catch a cold the cold caught him, when chuck Norris crosses the street cars stop and look both ways, Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night
rmf09024 1 month ago
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chuck norris doesn't breath he holds air hostage, norris went to the doctor cause he was sick and the doctor told him he didnt catch a cold the cold caught him, when chuck norris crosses the street cars stop and look both ways, Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night
rmf09024 1 month ago
chuck norris doesn't breath he holds air hostage, norris went to the doctor cause he was sick and the doctor told him he didnt catch a cold the cold caught him, when chuck norris crosses the street cars stop and look both ways, Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
rmf09024 1 month ago 2
Brian shouldve called Goldberg
dgenerate707 1 month ago
Chuck Norris once fought against superman. The looser were to wear his underwear over his pants.
LoverofLiszt 1 month ago 3
Chuck Norris commits armed robbery with other peoples arms
yamaharider1997 1 month ago
Superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
DrumCoversFromHell 1 month ago 70
@DrumCoversFromHell chuck norris wears demba ba pajamas
conrod15review 2 weeks ago
@DrumCoversFromHell actually superman and chuck noris had a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside from there on
Darkrai1276 1 week ago
chuck norris has xbox live on his ps3 ^.^
iluvsasukeful 1 month ago 4
baseball players don't take steroids chuck norris breathes on him
iluvsasukeful 1 month ago
when boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his clost for chuck norris
iluvsasukeful 1 month ago
Chuck Norris has Xbox live on his PS3 ^o^
iluvsasukeful 1 month ago
That's right Brian, shut your bitch mouth!
FirelordRoku 1 month ago
No one said anything about an arm
TheKhfreak2 1 month ago
People say Jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim though land
SuperEpicJoe 1 month ago
Chuck Norris broke both of his feet and walked it off.
xIMaaaz 1 month ago
justin bieber vs chunk norris vs bear who will win? stewie will :3
rika57bitches 1 month ago
Trolls of the world submit to only one person... Chuck Noris
landporpus 1 month ago
Chuck norris won american idlol using sighn language
Romeo56981 1 month ago
hahaha yeah! so true...so true.
TheStudyDog 1 month ago
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IF CHUCK NORRIS IS SO EPIC, I CHALLENGE HIM TO HURT MY FACE WITH MY OWN KEYBOApppppppasesa idosaihduihawdp-oooooooopppppppppppppcxxxxxxxxxxxxsa
Rampage470 1 month ago
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No shit, you figure that one out all by yourself fucktard?
thebestdrummer51 1 month ago
...press 3...
inufan330 1 month ago
Chuck norris is a fake. period.
tanyajuge 1 month ago
@tanyajuge he is a real guy
TheGODOFANIMEANDGAME 1 month ago
@TheGODOFANIMEANDGAME I know that =__=, i mean he's not so tough.
tanyajuge 1 month ago
@tanyajuge You've obviously never met him in real life. He may not be the irate, all-powerful superbeing the Internet makes him out to be, but he's still a formidible martial artist and in remarkable shape for his age.
2wingo 1 month ago
@2wingo Never said i met him in real life. He's not faster than light, doesnt have teleportation etc. Thats what i mean by he's not so tough.
tanyajuge 1 month ago
chuck norris is a fake and cant do anything, if hes really tough like anyone says about him he would use a teleport to come to my house and smash my face in the keyboard234go[u3rgfp34ugf3[g......
MyFahODe 1 month ago 127
@MyFahODe ye and u can copy top comments from other vids
3xtacyRS 1 month ago
@MyFahODe
that joke is so overused your just a little chuck norris fag
benny6555 1 month ago
@MyFahODe lol
jaynerfkuehner122 2 weeks ago
@MyFahODe booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring....
axelHUN 2 weeks ago
@MyFahODe R.I.P
avtar1699 6 hours ago
How many comments are there gonna be of chuck norris smashing peoples faces on keyboards, it was funny the first thousand times, get new material.
amionutube 1 month ago
peters chin looks like 2 balls hanging
mejus16 1 month ago
chuck norris is a Fake!!! if he was real he would come and smash my face on the keybo- iuyuhtyttrfg5rereertgfrtikjkkkl;411\]'[;pkihjuygtfrsddmzcx,x,mijoefnweodlvnbdsiuekdfshdddnhjuk
hampsterninja 1 month ago 2
Chuck Norris is fake if h was he would gbtiftggvhgcftjvggvgh never mind *tooth falls out*
zombie12392 1 month ago
I was going to type a chuck Norris fact... But then I took a roundhouse kick to the face
zombie12392 1 month ago
There was no meteor that killed the dinosaurs. It was Chuck Norris.
StupidStuffLLC 1 month ago
ip man>bruce lee>chuck norris
HollowWithin001 1 month ago
Chuck Norris is old he couldn't smash my head if he wanted...Excuse me someones at the door.
Nascarking24 1 month ago 2
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Tehclaw1337 1 month ago
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I Didn't spell Chuck Norris's right once and spell check came up with God
speedyben34 1 month ago
Some people say Chuck Norris doesn't exist. Those people are now dead.
TheForeignGamer 1 month ago
this is stupid, if chuck norris was really that epic he'd come to my house and smash my head off of the keybfewvbwehvbwil ewbwehbwi ewbvhwebvweho nijlasbviebvwehio ibw hiwbhlbvwlbvhwe evbwehvbw lbvwewvbhk
qrrbrbirbril95 1 month ago
@qrrbrbirbril95 Very original man.
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I challenge chuck norris to snap my neck before i finish this sente
i69edurmum 1 month ago
Chuck norris is fake. if he were real he'd come and bash my head into the keybbgfjklhgrsvjkhcsvjkCFSjkz
camman21799 1 month ago
@camman21799:LOL!
RocketPower95 1 month ago
@RocketPower95 It's just another unoriginal stolen comment.
BFHKevin 1 month ago
All this commotion about the supercollided particles, Chuck Norris told Einstein 50 years that he was wrong, showed him too. Chuck Norris: 'Yo Albert, what nonsence are you talking about nothing goes faster then light? Bam, Bam, Bammmm (first two were sound and light barrier)! How about that huh?'
Naaddogg87 1 month ago
@Naaddogg87 I mean the last two of course, LOL!
Naaddogg87 1 month ago
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@ Brian: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
HyperSoraSky 1 month ago
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Chuck Norris doesn't even exist. If he would, he would have come to my house right now and banged my head into the keybaiiisusjsaokjhyafsygyhy
camman21799 1 month ago
Really why do people think his old ass is so cool, hold on, somebody is knocking at my door.........I'm back, it was the mailsd6urfkuiu7hoikcfdxrtyvkkuie5
DreamStepper 1 month ago
chuck norris finally is dead our new savior is Saxton Hale
THEVAULTDWELLERDF 1 month ago
chuck Norris couldn't find his own ass with both hands and maeighwjpioaeiurthpae98rhae85ihj9e485hp9s8q35uyhq4e6uqiw46tujw46iw5467u8w56uw456yuw5i76ui3w56ujw5r67uw567u8w576i56756y7uwe456yu. i mean chuck is a very smart and nice guy
dinohunter3594 2 months ago
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Chuck Norris ain't so tough. If he was soooo tough like everyone says he is, he would teleport to my house and slam my face into the keyboarddDFDVKASfahgyu5447......
caveyiswow92 2 months ago
Theres no life in mars because chuck norris has been there and roundhouse kicked all of them
Everthingpro 2 months ago
when the crew of apollo 11 landed on the moon they found the inscription "Chuck Norris was here"
Alain26m 2 months ago
Chuck Norris is GAY!!! Hes not even a real person if he was he would come here and hit my head against the keyboarlkfjhsdkgjv sljanglhsdblvh
JTxYT 2 months ago 2
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SheronPh 2 months ago
MAN IF ONLY WE COULD LIKE MORE THAN ONE! Oh and the 31 people who disliked this where punched in the face by chuck norris for not beleving
tylermystery13 2 months ago
If Chuck Norris is so badass then he can tell me that while Im typing on my keyboar-sww v w3 2q9y b b43w8b5uv3783u43w 87 w3u46v b5yvm8odlod7oeru832ieb
yxrcbszg 2 months ago
It takes Chuck Norris half an Hour to watch 60 minutes
yxrcbszg 2 months ago
ppl r dumb, he's not so special. ppl take these chuck norris jokes too seriously and start believeing the shit. he's a washed up wanna be of bruce lee. thats fact
adgnor 2 months ago
@adgnor a wanna be ??? Your kidding right ??? Chuck Norris was the kick boxing champion of the world , Bruce Lee (bitchin as he was) was never even in competition.
bigrigJim 2 months ago
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When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC
MrYoshidude100 2 months ago
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Could Chuck Norris really magically appear at wherever he wants???? let's see if he can kill me by smashing my head on my keyboardpagwH Og7muhH;gau7yh;p@SUHJ&N;pii9uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
This is Chuck Norris, do not consider what you've just witnessed as murder. But if you dare to, I'll anticipate it.
Chopper77ify 2 months ago
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Chopper77ify 2 months ago
@Chopper77ify RIP, Chopper. :'(
RpGfreak901 2 months ago
Chuck Norris sucks, if chuck norris was so amazing, he would be in my room smashing my head on the keyboard. You see, nothing happened.
Aleeexx974 2 months ago
Chuck Norris is bull shit. And now I guess he's just going to magically appear behind me and continuously smash my head into the keyboard huh? Please guys, these jokes are getting really old and akdfsgnouhnbhgrfyawrgtkjharethrjnkfvsithksafgrpoj...
planetary109 2 months ago 3
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Omg i hate people talking about Chuck Norris! He is nothing! If he were as cool as they say, he would sneak in at my window, smashing my head down at the Keyboar fgd fgklgf gfhjsiewrwr werwhrqwuyt712321 åjrtet returter elerterhter r ertgjhwerghwer
MrNicof909 2 months ago
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it
thebestdrummer51 2 months ago 48
@thebestdrummer51 copied.
Nitroglycerine1000 1 month ago
press 9, you can see that he didnt even touch brian. brian just gets a bloody nose and falls off his chair .thumbs up if you see it
MrVincedogg 2 months ago 2
and yet brian lived strangely compassionate.
Gantzer1 2 months ago
chuck norris wears a blackbelt on the beard that he grows on his dick
assweaverproductions 2 months ago
R.I.P to those 31 person
maylenski021 2 months ago 3
CHUCK NORRIS IS SO GAY!! you all think hes the coolest... if chuck norris was so amazing, he would be in my room smashing my head on the keyboardhgffcdtfshesuihguAGHEhuigU;OFghuwuigfial;fq;K;H;'''wjklhwJL';b
NeonSwagg 2 months ago 3
press 9 31 times
MultiVietMinh 2 months ago
Omg wtf I tried to pause when the fist came out of his beard and it didn't work.
TheMasterOfSayians 2 months ago
Chuck Norris suks he hids and 'awuwbdos26.'
#iekdhsisbeofhdjxic.,id
DEMMY39 2 months ago
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the lights on. He shuts the dark down.
VladislavIliev 2 months ago 2
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HurrahKingOle 2 months ago
Urhhh he kiked my add when I no no not again!&#@8@+
DEMMY39 2 months ago
30 people disappeared after clicking the dislike button
villamayor83 2 months ago 4
You can't find Chuck Norris,
Chuck Norris finds you.
RandomFriends602 2 months ago
Some arrow used to be an adventurer like you, then it took a Chuck norris to the knee...
Damn1tOren 2 months ago 32
@Damn1tOren you absolute cunt!
eddylon1983 1 month ago
@Damn1tOren no not damn skyrim jokes
weegeeman13 1 month ago
Chuck norris sucksss. hold on, someone is knocking on the door.....its the pizza guy :p
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MrYanka2000 2 months ago
IF CHUCK NORRIS IS SO THOUGH WHY DOES HE DONT GO TO MY PLACE AND SHOVE MY FACE IN THE KEYBOARD --" that so ridicoaksdoiwuas,a.l.s, madsaouhwgaysasasda
gmanyuri 2 months ago
If we could measure Chuck Norris' power level, it'd be OVER NINE THOUSAND ONE BILLION FIFTY FIVE TRILLION GAZILLION INFINITE x OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
sylvur 2 months ago
@sylvur you mean 2.14 x 10^26 right
sk8er4ever0101 2 months ago
chuck norris was dropped twice as a baby, first on hiroshima then on nagasaki
ultimatechucknorris 2 months ago 5
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Thunder doesnt cum from lightening...its just chuck norris farting
Jamsdabussiness 2 months ago
In fine print on the last page of The Guinness Book of World Records, it states that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are just the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris won, but why do people worship him... he is just a man! if he is SO INCREDIBLE lets see him come into my house and smash my face into my keyboar i lk mn8ut j0o ,.kjli7jswedrfgtymik,l.;v
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MrSeabo10 2 months ago
Chuck Norris can buy xbox games from the PS3 marketplace.
MrTeabag13 2 months ago 6
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
NightHawk9001 2 months ago 105
@NightHawk9001 He's in for some pounding! Chin fist style!
RaveTuba 1 month ago
@TheAkatsuki10
Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
TheKhfreak2 2 months ago
Chuck Norris used to be a black guy named "Mr. Popo".
TheAkatsuki10 2 months ago
They say that chuck norris invented the giraff, by uppercutting a horse:O
Sermed1231 2 months ago
Why am I seeing this fucking... PRICK in the first related video?! >:(
ESFAndy011 2 months ago
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
DaveEst25 2 months ago
Chuck Norris once gave a box of wacthes to some kids they are now know as the power rangers
boredaf1000 2 months ago
Chuck Norris sucks ass, excuse me, somebody is knocking on the do-
franz14ade 2 months ago 76
@franz14ade Chuck norris doesnt knock on doors he kick them down then kicks you
jaomang 2 months ago
I bet the 30 people who disliked this video has been killed by chuck norris.
RedXIISystem 2 months ago
Chuck Norris's tears cure caner, too bad he's never cried hahahha
FrankLampardd08 2 months ago
Chuck Norris can whistle in 5 languages.
Even Braille.
He can tie his shoelaces with his toes.
BluelightSpike 2 months ago 2
Chuck norris was born in a Log cabin that he built.
Seacadetguy 2 months ago 4
I hope one day Chuck Norris comes to my house and slams my face into my Keyboradnjghldsfhgksjajbglakehgfkuhrsguadfgjdshgfs;blj
AverageGamer12 2 months ago 2
Chuck Norris so awesome, he can slam a revolving door.
buttercookie420 2 months ago
CHUCK NORRIS CAN STRANGLE YEW WIDD A CORDLESS FONE XD LMAOO!
NFNISDCFNS 2 months ago
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hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He’s an actor, not a god, people. If he really is that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj
TheAdham3000 2 months ago
OMG. stop with this stupid chuck norris is god. If he was here, he would slamm my head into the keyboard. .... uh were's chuck. i thought he would be here by now. oh well this proves my point
kkth76 2 months ago
@kkth76 god be with u sir
omgmynameisfucknlong 2 months ago
@kkth76 he is right behind you...
unweonllamadodau 2 months ago
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
anonymoussoldier368 2 months ago
I said loads of shit about chick norris, called him a faggot, a Joke, and a fake, and he did not "slam my head into the keyboard". Honestly, stop with these, jokes, some of you guys are retards, hold up, theres somebody at my door
BBalllegend1000 2 months ago
keep pressing 9
GepieNL 2 months ago
Chuck Norris couldn't break a wall if his life depended on...Oh hang on someone's at my door.
Nascarking24 2 months ago
come on guys. chuck Norris isn't a god if he was he would come here and slam my face against the keyboadalodas;nao;fnhasfnhsl;fs[ kfrjto['AIyhwq|=R8IWA7uth[AaeAFBa;gbfQOURG7 uy[09
areghunter1200 2 months ago
Only Chuck Norris can divide by zero
MsH1h1h1h1 2 months ago 2
CHUCK NORRIS ISN'T SO TOUGH AUGH MY SPINE
dinohunter3594 2 months ago
Please... Chuck Norris isn't god, if he is, he would come here and smack my head on my keyboajsdiojvasdfgvarwdgvbaetdgdf
Shoran000 2 months ago
chuck norris is the shit... jiasbdjhusdhjufhb wdudsahf bd hjd hd fba fhuba;asdfj
SSJinchuuriki 2 months ago
I heard Chuck Norris was a liar and a faggre,kltgrje narefg mrfsdgnklfdgg
feariechloe 2 months ago
Press 3 to hear ''Fuck Norris'', lol
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ronssineymar21 2 months ago
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man he's 71 years old, it's not like he'll come to my house and bash my head into the keybo..(5qsdqsd65 654 5s_qdsdj oqsd$:: !dqsdqsdraz '"&)__ d qsd qsdgghhplmgsd5 4qs4 qsd121 tbfsds
blockedbutADDED 2 months ago
If Chuck Norris was sooo awesome he would smash my face into the keyhdgjndhxcjfgdjhcvuh
gripp1998 2 months ago
Chuck Norris isnt that cool...... knock knock knock...
SilWinder 2 months ago