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  • Cow farts....LOL

  • What a terrible over dub.....

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Farts are only dangerous if your mouth is open people !!!!!

  • Well, I must point out the obvious....first of all, HEY ATHIESTgenius, perhaps if you could articulate with more words than "douchebag", and start channeling all your anger/penis envy/have to comment complexes into your OWN ass creating a positive or motivating way to help the collective consciousness of this incredibly wasted planet and inhabitants - just try a little love buddy. it's all around....even inside that infamous douchebag of yours!

  • I sharted.

    In case some people don't know the definition, it means that I farted and a little bit of shit came out with it. It wrecked my whole damn day.

  • @CrashN2Me1000 Yeah well, thanks for sharing.

  • Shroooooooooomzzz~ 

  • love how they go out playing a vid of dave messing up the chords.. haha

  • He is makin' a joke out of it..too cute..funny as hell..gotta love Dave!!!

  • didnt he write a song about cow farts???

  • Dave Mathews also smokes a ton of weed, couldn't you tell?

  • Dave Matthews Band has been one of the top 3 grossing concert groups the past 5 years. My daughter and I attend every year for the past 6 years and are not gay. And if you seen all the beautiful women at his shows you would change your opinion on the gays supporting his band.

  • this is why i love him...dave ur my hero <333 ahaha cow shittt

  • This guy is a jackass. Paid millions to a packed stadium, then talks about being green and cow farts? Hey Dave Matthews, fucktard, the trash from all of your fans and the electricity to power the fucking stage setup IS CREATING POLLUTION! Way to be "green". Dumbass.

  • @AtheistWithRage Learn how to take a joke. You are one uptight mofo!

  • @Oxpost according to you?

  • @AtheistWithRage dumbass if he sucked he wudt be a million heir

  • @thegirllivinnextdoor just by the way you spell is more than enough example that illiterate dipshits listen to shitty ass music. Good job by proving to the rest of the world you are uneducated.

  • @AtheistWithRage Well I hardly think that you're one of the more intelligent people on this planet. I'm in no way illiterate and I still enjoy DMB. If you're to insult someone over the internet by calling them illiterate and uneducated, don't do so while showing of what a complete douchebag you are.

  • @Oxpost thank-you,at least some people have common sense 

  • @Oxpost me being a complete douchebag as opposed to some rich asshole telling us we should save the environment while doing fuck all about conserving energy and pollution by having cock waving resource sucking, pollution generating concerts? AWWWW, people have a problem with pointing out blatant hypocrisy of a celebrity and here come the fans, seeing NOTHING wrong with it. If it makes me a douchebag, at least im an honest one.

  • @AtheistWithRage Ok then. Give me some solid proof of what he's done to wreck the environment in any remarkable way!

  • @AtheistWithRage dude calm your goddam jets, you obously have no class to come on here and trash talk then keep it going...noice job, go back to watching gay porn

  • gay ass band

  • @llHyRaXll yeah well are you making as much as him? no, if his band was gay he would have nevermade it

  • @thegirllivinnextdoor he made it cuz theirs plenty of gay losers out there just like him, who buy all his gay music.. you are one of them

  • @llHyRaXll your gay

  • farts causing the world to go to crap(no pun intended)?

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  • i just farted twice watching this video...

  • Really? An ad before THIS? Dave Matthews discussing farts. Brought to you by...Toyota. When you think of cow farts, think Toyota.

  • Incorrect title. ArtisanNewsService, TITF!!!!

  • lmao at @whomadeyoutheboss

  • This video sucks. It's stupid.

  • What are we supposed to do? Put corks in their asses?  I said corks.

  • @jjp009 that literally made me chuckle out loud, Crap man, now that was some funny stuff.

  • @jjp009 that literally made me chuckle out loud, Crap man, now that was some funny stuff.

  • We are supposed to stop impregnating cows. Cows are deliberately impregnated and half one calf after another so that they produce more milk. I don't drink milk. I also don't have kids. People have too many babies, which is making the overpopulation problem worse. The more people there are, the more pollution (man-made and machine-made) there is.

  • Why is this video entitled "Dave Matthews says farts are detroying environment"? It's totally fucking stupid. Why don't you entitle it, "Dave Matthews debunks the theory that flatulence from animals is contributing to global warming"? I mean, that's what this is about. He's saying that people who blame global warming on animals, rather than the burning of fossil fuel are full of shit. Yes, they are. Why not give this video the title it deserves? Just a thought.

  • @headstock48 I don't think the people at Artisan News are all that intelligent. They've certainly missed the true message of the video, as you've clearly stated. Dave has been a champion of such causes and when he's painted as a douche, it speaks to the competency of the people involved.

  • @StudioE174 As Dave would say, "Right on."

  • another smug rich sanctimonious SFB claiming a stake in the Halls of Fame built by Sting and Bono. My kid was about 3 months old and cracked up when he let rip. Let's all go veggie and release 20 times the amount of methane even offsetting the less animals needed, marsh gas, oceanic burps et al. It's all a scam chums..we're headed to Hell in an iPad surrounded by a Garmin Sat-Nav,all dressed up as a Wii X-Box with a ps3 Blackappleberrypie type thing and everywhere to go, if we feel so inclined..

  • a number 2 problem surely?

  • wait is he joking?

  • @gheffty93 I would have to think so. Sounded like sarcasm aimed at recent idiots like Al Gore

  • @guitquick haha thats what i thot...and haha yah al gore sucks

  • llove his music but dave had to be high as hell during that interview lol

  • he is totally right!!! cow farts are an factor bigger then cars!!!

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  • @bitcheznhos Wow, you are really fucked up.

  • @xiphias12525 Not as fucked up as a person who thinks cow and human farts are causing this fake global warming.

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  • what about all the tour buses dump solid waste in rivers?

  • @dmanlfny That was their bus driver. not them.

  • haha you gotta love it

  • Tom hanks could totally play Dave! He's such a good actor playing such a good musician

  • he's trolling

  • hahahaha He make a little mistake at 01:30. I think he forget the chords!

  • @giangp I was watching the same frames 'cause I had the same impression and I guess that his face says that we're not wrong!! :D It happens...

  • Hey Dave, just light a match!

  • DOWN WITH COW FARTS!

  • Haha, random thought: If a movie was ever made about him, Tom Hanks would probably play as Dave Matthews!

  • @Freeskier475 The background song is One Sweet World

  • whats the song playing in the background?

  • @Freeskier475 one sweet world

  • lmmfao ....

  • he looks like brendan small

  • hhmmmmm

  • lol...i love his music and he is a creative genius, but come on...lol

    he must have had some kind buds before that q/a with the press...

  • thumbs up for farts...i'll start it off first!!!!!!!!!!!

  • and this ladies and gentlemen is what drugs do to u

  • what about ferret farts?how much damage can a ferrets ass do?

  • Dogs are also dangerous as fuck. My dog used to fart like hell, and one time I woke up in the middle of the night because of a noise, and I discovered I was almost suffocating because my dog had been farting like a mother all night long and I had forgotten to open the window in my room. I swear to god I could have died if I hadn't woke up.

  • @BendikBS LMAO

  • @BendikBS 3 IN THE MORNING. READING THIS COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH SO DAMNED HARD I WOKE UP EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE <3

  • @Chevaldelune HAHAH MY PLEASURE <3

  • He was probably kidding. 

  • cow farts are methane, which is damn poisonous. and cows fart more now because big companies feed them corn feed instead of grass, so its harder on their stomachs. its an actual problem, which is kinda funny.

  • redan, you have to be kidding, right? Dave contributes more than enough money to conservation groups to offset his touring emissions. He buys up open land in his home state of Virginia so that they can remain farmland and not condos. He lives in Seattle because, as he said (I'm paraphrasing), "it's my kind of town - they practically kill you here if you don't recycle." Making money isn't a crime if you put it to good causes - like Farm Aid. Educate yourself, redan!

  • this video is rated R for adult humor and Gore!

  • maybe we could use it instead of nuclear and then the terrorists wouldn't get anywhere near it

  • Sounds like he was joking (somewhat) but Dave Matthews is a total hypocrite when it comes to environmental issues. The guy is worth $250m yet continues to play bigger arenas with more elaborate setups demanding more energy and more tour buses dumping more waste and releasing more toxic gasses every year. Yet he tells everyone else they should bike to work. Just another entertainer with an overinflated sense of self-importance.

  • @redan421

    Wow! Are you kidding? Do your research!

    Google "Is Dave Matthews Band environmentally friendly"... And then read what you find.

    He never has been nor ever will be overinflated with self-importance. He is one of the most genuine people I have heard speak. Hypocrite he is NOT.

  • thats hilarious hahaha

  • dave matthews is a legit bro and his band jams chill jams legit sweet bro my frat house.

  • Oookay. This is just weird, LOL!

  • dude is off some mary jane when talking. i mean really...

  • What an idiot

  • what song is he playing in begining and end?

  • @MrWaddlesgee3 One sweet world

  • @bgriffin001 Thanks!

  • Dave ROCKS!

  • Dave Matthews sucks. Idk how people can stand his music.

  • Dave is the man

  • Dave is right, in 2001 there were 1.53 billion cows worldwide. A major chemical in cow farts is methane gas, which is 20x as good at trapping heat as CO2, making it a very dangerous gas to the environment.

  • @JamesBlonde42 hahaha liberal pundit.

  • @JamesBlonde42 @DaveMatthewsBandFan9 It doesn't make any sense that cows have been around for the last 8,000 to 10,000 years and we have yet to see any adverse effects on the environment. Educate yourself. Al Gore is a wacko.

  • What a laugh. Is this guy pushing for vegetarianism? Is he a vegetarian? Or just a tree hugger..

  • @gcwagoner acually cow farts can really pack a wallop. Some farms are run soley off of cow farts-thats heat and electricity heh

  • ...people -- DM is right...the piece was edited to make it look like a lark; but the fact remains that the gases of (the incomprehensible nember of) cows being raised for lunch is more toxic than the exhaust of every car on the planet. it is a fact...

    so eat it up.

  • That was fricken hilarious. 

  • Fart energy harnessing machine.

  • cow farts xD

  • he's talking bout the methane produced by cows it's actually kinda a big deal (but hilarity at the same time)

  • calm down ppl he's making fun of it.. its called sarcasm.. gosh

  • @JessiKay19 eh I dunno, if he was makin fun soley he'd be wasting everyone's time. there's some truth to the cow fart messing us up. makes sense, ya need lots of cows to run all the mcdonalds and burger kings around the world lol well, to supply the meat, not greet you at a drive-thru window.

  • @rhcprxbandits shut up asshole u wish u could do what this guy does on stage

  • @rhcprxbandits Someone should murder you you idiot

  • Shouldn't it be called Fart Aid?

  • he is actully right

  • BIg fan but.... hhhwhaaat?

  • man dave matthews makes awesome music, but he's pretty damn stupid. lol

  • dave for president!!

  • How does he say that with a straight face? BAAAAHHHHH hahahahahaha!!!!!

  • @iluvhockeycardz1316 way to troll

  • when he says "cow farts" he means methane gas

  • @ aamott12. Get your facts straight. That was the driver that released the fluid into the bay, not Dave. retard

  • Thank you! People are freaking retarded. I'm going to fart as much as I damn please! lol

  • @railgeek404

    I don't know about that, but yes it is not nearly as big of a deal as those liberal mindless cocksuckers make it out to be.

  • oh my god you are really stupid

  • just keep clicking 0:38

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  • No cows in Seattle....now we know why it rains there all the time....not enough global warming. Good grief......

  • funny

  • he's a little stoner. lol ;) but you HAVE to love hime i mean look at that face :) ^^ so cute he makes some great music too1 scratch that he makes the BEST music~

  • @DaveMatthewsBandFan9 I concur. *applause*

  • he sounds and looks a little high

  • HARNESS THE ENERGY

  • great musician... dumbass

  • Tried several times to include a link to New York Times article, didn't work out. You can search for "Greening the Herds: A New Diet to Cap Gas"

    "Since January, cows at 15 farms across Vermont have had their grain feed adjusted to include more plants like alfalfa and flaxseed — substances that, unlike corn or soy, mimic the spring grasses that the animals evolved long ago to eat."

    Don't know if issue is related to farmers eradicating prairie grass to grow wheat (which created the dust bowl).

  • No hes totally serious... has anyone heard of methane gas? people have holding tanks on farms for cow crap. theyre not bad for the environment, but it is good energy

  • Is everyone fucking stupid? its a joke you can tell he's tryin not o smile when he's saying it harness the enerfy of cow farts? its fucking hilarious everyone needs to chill

  • I'm almost POSITIVE he was just being sarcastic.

  • flatulence.... it causes more bad shit in scortland alone (sheep and cows apparently) than humans per annum! he said it not me.... my vocabulary isnt that big!

  • ... Wow you are friggin stupid. Keep that crap to yourself.

  • Your talking smack about someone for simply trying to raise awareness about something and ultimately make the world a better place? Listen to his music or don't, pay attention to his causes or don't, but do not try to make it sound like he doesn't have the right to campaign for and talk about what he believes in. It's called freedom of speech buddy. Personally I admire Dave, he is a prime example of someone who both wants to entertain people as an artist and also better the world in other ways.

  • @MercerQC

    THAT WAS ENTERTAINMENT...you just didn'T get it ;-)

  • The sun is getting hotter... We share global warming with every globe in the solar system, and there are no cow farts on venus (from what I understand)... Dave's comment was only as serious as it was warranted (bravo Dave). If we really want to lower methane levels on Earth we should get rid of Al Gore and all his ponzi scheme bullshit

  • i have nothing to say but... LOL!!!

  • well i'm just glad someone finally admitted the truth about cow farts. actually i've been waiting for this for years. only listened to dave matthews' music because i wanted his opinion on cows and sheep and farting. :)

  • He beefed the chords @1:28 and on

  • you guys are fucking california dousches calm down the earth will be here long before were gone

  • @johnn4570 It should be "long after were gone" right? Not "Long before were gone"... If ur gonna call people douches, learn to fuckin spell and think about what the hell your actually saying... Dumbass...

  • hahahah, that's awesome.  "we need to harness the energy of cow farts...i'll do what I can." dave's the man

  • Well guys for your surprise i have news flashes for ya. It might sound like a joke - and yes its a funny thought - BUT dont take it as mistake. Cow farts ARE making harm for the environment.

    Its crazy, but never the less that truth.

    So no ladies, ITS NOT A JOKE!

  • Yes, it was very much a joke. Maybe there's scientific evidence to prove it, but to Dave, it's a joke. Listen to "Dive In" on Groogrux, he's making fun of the global warming weirdos.

  • you realize ALL carbon emissions from human activity, including cow farts, account for less than 2% of total carbon emissions from the world right?

    you realize that carbon has but a fraction to do with temperatures itself, and its mostly related to sunspot/solar flare activity right?

    do the math, youre the one whos a joke.

  • ha ha ha dont you just love to call others a joke if they seems to be wrong..

    fool rofl...sachasme may be used

  • maybe ive just run into too many people who really believe that retarded shit

  • funny!

  • i dont think farts harm the environment.our body makes farts, meaning its natural, so how can this harm the environment?

  • how can you think he ment that?

  • because the earth was here before us. just because we are here doesn't mean we are supposed to be. we aren't all we're cracked up to be as a race, ya know.

  • speak for yourself mother fucker! we are here..so therefore ...it doesnt matter if we are "supposed" to be here. thats being said..humans contribute less then 5% of the greeen house gases that "are heating this planent up"

    the true issue is..volcano's..i mean..they put out a large majority of these gases..i mean they've only been here since forever.

  • my comment was purely directed at the person who said since our farts are natural and from us (humans) they can't be harmful in any way. i'm not a believer in all of this crap. Climate Gate pretty much sums it up. all of a sudden, Carbon isn't our friend. How convenient, Al Gore. Can't wait for that Carbon Tax.

  • no, i think that was chicago

  • he also dumped 800 lbs of raw sewage into a river in north carolina i think?

  • halarious (bus to boat-  of shit on their heads)

  • Nope Illinois. its not like he wanted to do it... im sure some one was rly high or something and pulled the wrong lever. im sure he would take that action back it cost him $200,000. opps it happens

  • Sure did I remember that a while back lol

  • i'm sure landfills produce way more methane than cowfarts.

  • probably not

  • LOL, what will we ever do. We must chase the farts and catch them in biodegradable bags, then they can be recycled into gas for Al Gore's 757 jet so he can fly around and talk about global warming until he has made maximum profit.

  • OMFG I thought Dave had more common sense. Cow farts? Al Gore is retarding people.

  • No he is not. You have to be semi retarded to begin with to believe Gore's bullshit.

  • HAHA! FaRTS! Harness the energy! lol

  • hahahaha oh dave I love you

  • LMFAO its true, methane is a problem.

    i love the way the croud goes silent

    o_0

    haha

  • Reading all these defensive posts - I wonder if anyone remembers that music is subjective and all these comments are irrelevant. Like what you want.