That spunk line is great!! I remember an episode that caught my attention for it creeping pasts the censors, too. It's in the episode where marty falls in love with that girl from cuba and it's toward the end where jay appears in a bubble and gives marty advice. Anyway, marty walks away from Jay and Jay says "Hello!! 'Advice Giving Head' here!". I always thought that was funny.
That spunk line is great!! I remember an episode that caught my attention for it creeping pasts the censors, too. It's in the episode where Marty falls in love with that girl from Cuba and it's toward the end where Jay appears in a bubble and gives Marty advice. Anyway, Marty walks away from Jay and Jay says "Hello!!?? 'Advice Giving Head' here!". I always thought that was funny.
Seeing as I live an hour or so away from L.A. and my theatre friends and I go all the time-
THIS is L.A.:
-Everyone thinks they're 10x smarter and 50x better looking than they really are
-Everyone is 100x more shallow than the folks anywhere else (New Yorkers may be rude, but they'll sooner punch you than ask "Oh my God, do my hand look dry, I need some moisturizer!"
-Don't mess with the Dodgers/Lakers/Kings/Raiders fans unless you want to be shot
reference to an 80s movie made by david lynch. The Elephant man, a drama about someone with elephantiasis in the 1800s. i dare say it is the most hideous disease ever to afflict mankind. needless to say, it wasn't a very happy story. but the movie does rank in IMDB's top 250 of all time.
Uh the fact that tyler perry, one man is responsible for every film as of late that feattures any black actors, that should speak volumes as to the amount of black actors that don't recieve any work . becuase theres just no roles or the roles are few and far between. If you open your eyes this would be apperent.
That scene where Jay meets the directors, I always thought the second guy he meets (the guy with the beard and glasses) was John Candy (he looks and sounds like him). Anyone else think so?
"I see the ghost of John F. Kennedy saying 'Open the files, open the files'. I also see the ghost of Jim Morrison saying 'Come on baby, open the files'..."
"haha! how awkward...." +1,000,000 internetz
R31K88 3 weeks ago
EMERGENCY PUDDING!!!!!!
NeoAnrs2345 4 weeks ago
why is it that when i searched this episode, it came with hollywood scientology as well. HOTCHIE! MOTCHIE!
datsome80 7 months ago
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That spunk line is great!! I remember an episode that caught my attention for it creeping pasts the censors, too. It's in the episode where marty falls in love with that girl from cuba and it's toward the end where jay appears in a bubble and gives marty advice. Anyway, marty walks away from Jay and Jay says "Hello!! 'Advice Giving Head' here!". I always thought that was funny.
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That spunk line is great!! I remember an episode that caught my attention for it creeping pasts the censors, too. It's in the episode where Marty falls in love with that girl from Cuba and it's toward the end where Jay appears in a bubble and gives Marty advice. Anyway, Marty walks away from Jay and Jay says "Hello!!?? 'Advice Giving Head' here!". I always thought that was funny.
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beau96080 1 year ago
OMG... the spunk line was OUTRAGEOUS!!!!! ;)
sp4eva1 1 year ago
aaaaw, wings is really funny :(
kaliyeal 1 year ago
"Oh, elephant" never gets old
kool4eva 1 year ago
Look everyone, its the video game industry!
LgndryThndr 1 year ago
kenny g as malcom x what did he do calm down riots whith his awsome smooth jazz
now that i think of it that shold work especially his awsome song summertime
good memories
monkeybutler20 1 year ago
the elephant man bit had me rollin lol
tjlittle87 1 year ago
I love this freakin' show so much.
OonaCanute 1 year ago
This is an acurate representation of hollywood.
Dstorm20xx 1 year ago
dicey dice
spicmanz 1 year ago
"I used to be vanilla ice" LMAO
CerebralJezebel 1 year ago 2
How funny that the variety pages say "NBC falls to 5th," and "Conan replaced by dancing chicken".
crocetti1984 2 years ago 4
"5 lunches? me like much much. Mmmmm Mmm!"
MrAlcazar 2 years ago
What the H?
darthcrea 2 years ago 5
Funny hearing Judd Apatow doing the Leno impersonation years before he became famous.
MerelyAFan 2 years ago 3
Attention: we've spotted a black man in a mercades obeying the speed limit.
"Bring him down; back up on the way"
PingasPiness 2 years ago 5
"Check out the geek in the pooorche" XD
voltageman65 2 years ago 3
who's the guy driving the blue car? with a mask or something
BossyPenguin 2 years ago
elephant man
snapdragon11 2 years ago
Seeing as I live an hour or so away from L.A. and my theatre friends and I go all the time-
THIS is L.A.:
-Everyone thinks they're 10x smarter and 50x better looking than they really are
-Everyone is 100x more shallow than the folks anywhere else (New Yorkers may be rude, but they'll sooner punch you than ask "Oh my God, do my hand look dry, I need some moisturizer!"
-Don't mess with the Dodgers/Lakers/Kings/Raiders fans unless you want to be shot
-Duck or be shot
-No one can drive
obiwanobiwan13 2 years ago 4
What is the deal with the elephant man?
konokitsune 2 years ago
reference to an 80s movie made by david lynch. The Elephant man, a drama about someone with elephantiasis in the 1800s. i dare say it is the most hideous disease ever to afflict mankind. needless to say, it wasn't a very happy story. but the movie does rank in IMDB's top 250 of all time.
zapproowsdower 2 years ago
AT 6:26 HES BACK WORDS~!!!
nintendofreak117 2 years ago
4:57 haunts me for the rest of my life.
GeriatricFan1963 2 years ago
WHAT THE H!!!
ohhrichie 2 years ago 3
The Black guy!
howlbigbadwolf 2 years ago 4
The newspaper headline "Conan replaced by dancing chicken".
ImJust1Joe 2 years ago 2
5:11-5:17
HHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!
love the elephant man joke
bLuDcLoT06 2 years ago
lol 1:00 - 1:07
godofguitar6 2 years ago
LOL- Jay's Stomach - 3:30 - 3:33.
EMERGENCY PUDDING - CLASSIC!
4:53 - 4:58- Big Boy Costume - BURP XD
YellowTexasRose90 2 years ago
Plot plot plot plot plot plot plot plot plot!
I'm in the car all the time and I tend to chaffe.
rAYsimmon 2 years ago 2
what a looooseR LOL
icantfindanamethis 2 years ago
I am Always Surprised that Spunk Line made it in.
weker1 3 years ago 2
ha! spike lee was dead-on. so fucking sick of that guy always complaining about racism in hollywood.
Serpico69 3 years ago
you have more of a problem with spike lee complainign about it then the actual racism that exists ..........
cushe83 2 years ago
proof?
Serpico69 2 years ago
Uh the fact that tyler perry, one man is responsible for every film as of late that feattures any black actors, that should speak volumes as to the amount of black actors that don't recieve any work . becuase theres just no roles or the roles are few and far between. If you open your eyes this would be apperent.
cushe83 2 years ago 2
What the H!?
funniest thing ever... i love this show! why'd they cancel it!?
flairmonkey 3 years ago 6
omg this show rules. elephant man ftw.
oh, and critic >>>>>> family guy all day.
huntizzle 3 years ago 22
He's not an animan he a real actor
But if you put any serch engine of the real elephant man you know what i mean
dim432 3 years ago 2
"Six of these plastic burgers are missing!"
**BURP**
DOTHEKOOPA 3 years ago 3
Wow lets roll. I say that all the time in school
ultimateman45 3 years ago
Babylonia the cradle of civilisation.......
tzoyia1 3 years ago
That scene where Jay meets the directors, I always thought the second guy he meets (the guy with the beard and glasses) was John Candy (he looks and sounds like him). Anyone else think so?
vineethonkan 3 years ago
Actually I think that was supposed to be Francis Ford Coppola.
konokitsune 3 years ago
"What the H?..."
*giant H from Hollywood sign crushes guy's house*
Priceless.
ToonPoop9000 3 years ago 9
lol rod steiger, i love him in mars attacks!
HankJwimbleton678 3 years ago
Help! I'm working for morons!
TheLizzard0 3 years ago 3
who hasn't felt like that at some time.
passionsfanNBC 3 years ago
what the H?
TheIdiotsGuideToLife 3 years ago 3
Tua Madre ha le spalle pelose: your mama has hairy back :p
mikiroony 3 years ago
Jay: "Oh, wow! That is good writing! It is as if some divine hand was inspiring me."
Devil: "Excellent. Another sequel on the way. [Evil laughter]"
Devil's assistant: "Sir, the cast of Wings want to know if they can stay on the air another year."
Devil: "Tell them that are limits to even my power! [Angry moan]"
Priceless.
TheCriticFromSouth 3 years ago 6
"Help I'm working for morons." LOL
AnimationGeek12 3 years ago
~7:02
Was that Miriam's voice, from Hey Arnold!
?
Emwo 3 years ago
Haha! The director cameos are great! Oliver Stone, Francis Ford Coppola and Spike Lee. XD
BigJoeMex87 3 years ago 5
CHECK OUT THE GEEK IN THE PORSH
Timic83amv 3 years ago 8
WOT A LEWZER
Timic83amv 3 years ago 5
Haha oh elephant!
bigbangbob1 2 years ago
"I used to be Vanilla Ice."
SpamNapkin 3 years ago 8
thank heaven for Marice la March (not Jay, he's voiced by John Lovits, but every other character).
16bitgamer 3 years ago 3
"I see the ghost of John F. Kennedy saying 'Open the files, open the files'. I also see the ghost of Jim Morrison saying 'Come on baby, open the files'..."
LightMyFire92 3 years ago 3
"Uh oh."
XD
notrathe1st 3 years ago
"hitchcock, is that you?"
dirtyhippie7 4 years ago 5
gotta love the wings joke
dirtyhippie7 4 years ago
Roy was the only thing about that show that was great
sserpent21 3 years ago 2
EMERGENCY PUDDING - CLASSIC!
JOEYCRAXMAN 4 years ago
Elephant man is my fav. scene in the Critic!
hjgardner79 4 years ago
help im working for morons"
man i've been there but instead i work with morons
crypto457 4 years ago 5
Emergency Pudding. lol
Frito1020 4 years ago
That is the funniest interpretation of the Devil I have ever seen! hahaha
LordMiD 4 years ago
"6 of these plastic burgers are missing"... bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh...
theaznfishy 4 years ago 6
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HotCaliGirl1765 4 years ago
Looking back now, no wonder this show was pulled by the Execs.
WAAAAAY too much truth about the media Powers That Be for the show to last.
ShikiDan 4 years ago 20
I'm so suprised the spunk joke made it to air!
weker1 4 years ago 2
Jay Sherman the slot machine. Hilarious
Secretservicedentist 4 years ago
no one must ever know
thisblowz 4 years ago 3
Are those the same People who helped dress Jay in Sherman,women,and child.
JBLOCK18 4 years ago
"what a loooooser" lmao!
battleathlete 4 years ago 2
"Conan replaced by chicken" lol
400th 4 years ago 3
Love the Pretty Woman reference. ^^
siriusprime 4 years ago
HAH! that gay guy with the cowboy hat and ponytail is also from the simpsons in the ep. when lisa joins a beauty paegant!
gabrielnyc 4 years ago
Oh yeah and he ha dthe accent: "Vee are just varming up" Uuuh, isn't this dangerous? "Don't vorry, I am well protected."
journeythruthepast 3 years ago
If he ever screws up in his career there's going to be "El Toupee."LOL
konokitsune 2 years ago
"You piece of blech"
yay!!! thanks Goatlover!!!
elvislvr82 4 years ago
"What the H?"
one of my favorite lines
Volteon50 4 years ago 3
"I used to be Vanilla Ice"
LOL
gozira 4 years ago 4
i love the critic
gengrant2 4 years ago
Haha, Elephant Man ftw..
doogdoogdoog 4 years ago 2
"Your mother has a hairy back"
And Eddie Murphy singing with Bruce Willis
Genius.
TheAbnormal 4 years ago 4
Dr. Seuss movie
LartonRou32 4 years ago
GhostChasers 3 LOL
rexbravo 4 years ago
I love that phlegm-hacking sound he makes 'aaackem aaackem!'
AuraFoxx 4 years ago