Responding To Deluded Atheists

[HODNETT456]

It took me less that than 10 seconds to realize it was a joke. I would say that no Christian is that dumb in reality but you'd be surprised to discover that some are.

[Timmoux]

It's a pity he didn't realise it was a parody. It gives atheists a bad name, making us look as dumb as theists.

[lzoli18B]

some should check the category before they make video responses

[houseofback]

God bless America each and every one.

[Timmoux]

@houseofback Including the inbred hillbillies.

[jacktala1]

This being boobtube...i am not surprised that current still has these morons fooled...CHECKMATE...morons!..­..and thank you ed for all your hard work at making christianity look stupid.

[ZACHARYBUTCHKINS]

did I mention how much I hate you......

[ZACHARYBUTCHKINS]

Hey nice job pretending you couldnt hear what that kid had to say "how does a god expect us to believe him from an ancient scripture and no rational proof" when a legitimate question came up you danced around it and bullshitted pertending you couldnt understand him......AND wow "logic doesnt work on christians" you must being fuckin retarded with out science and logic you wouldnt have that video camera infront of your face or youtube to film and upload such shitty videos.

[narutofan9999]

@ZACHARYBUTCHKINS

You really thought this for real?

[ArcasDevlin]

@DaRaginAUSSIE "satire". A satyr is half-man, half-goat.

[DaRaginAUSSIE]

@ArcasDevlin I typed this on my phone, autocorrect. Thanks for telling me without going off on me :)

[ArcasDevlin]

@DaRaginAUSSIE That makes perfect sense, actually. And it made me laugh when I saw it anyway.

[jq747]

"In this country we speak English"... lol

[CleverWendago]

lol I love these

[voidcadet]

Edward Current is as much a xtian as Stephen Colbert is Bill O'Reilly.

[atheistsimplicity]

ahahhaaaaa i fucking love you man

[freakymondaysaturday]

Those man Edward were talking about are such a dumb people... omg...I think its obvious Edward's mocking christians, but I guess there's many stupid people out there.

[matthewtaylorbrown]

Always a pleasure, Edward. You own both sides of the coin.

[itsjustameme]

"Logic doesn't work on Christians"

So true...

[storekeeper80]

God flick America

[storekeeper80]

The Bible is total nonsense. I don't care what Cristians think, They are not important in the scheme of things.

The penis fits perfectly into the hand. Who would want a banana?



[MaherLeary]

how do people not realize that edward current is joking?

[MaherLeary]

@MaherLeary are they really that stupid or are they trolling?

[mahmoudyzadeh]

Checkmate again and again. i don't now why these deluded atheists even bother!

[zxzIzxz]

Whats up with the Scientology-ad?? It's like the worst combination ever. Edward Current and Scientology ...

[Layla5915]

"god bless america" is not one word. HA! checkmate!!!!

[jonerkinch]

Keep up the great work Ed.

[GabeThompson1]

I don't know what is more priceless, trolling Christians or trolling athiests but you got it buddy.

[geyza0711]

I nearly fell for it but my sarcasm-meter works just fine! :)

[KevZen2000]

Its funny, when people do not realize that Ed Current is satire.

[commando1126]

There is a difference between judging and retaliation, this is retaliation

[ooolikujy]

video should have been titled "atheists get poen'd"

keep up the great work

[spiderskater3]

wow, they actually fell for it, hahaha

[HeadShot319]

Well u cant really blame them for not knowing the video was joke, I mean most theist videos look like spoofs but their dead serious.

[SilentChaosHD]

why does this have any likes?

[MadnessIsRelative]

@SilentChaosHD

most of the people who watch these videos are atheists and this is satirical. That's why.

[SilentChaosHD]

@MadnessIsRelative Wait... LOL this guys being sarcastic? Silly me :3... I'm Atheist :D

[SorryStamin]

192 deluded atheists disliked this.

[boochainletters12]

I honestly feel obliged to looking through the comments of these videos and let people know he's kidding... every time I come here. Blergh.

[warzoneproduction]

you are just mad because you got checkmated 10 times...CHECKMATE!

[boochainletters12]

@warzoneproduction EdwardCurrent is a comedian. If you're saying checkmate to him, you missed the joke. If you're saying it to atheists because you think he has a valid point, you might want to pay more attention.

[warzoneproduction]

@boochainletters12 No you don't get what I meant. I know he's a comedian and not a real christian. I am an Atheist but I just liked that part where he said '' Well you are just mad because you got checkmated 10 times...CHECKMATE'' I seriously killed myself with laughter when I saw that part ;D

[boochainletters12]

@warzoneproduction Sshh, I'm too used to idiots on youtube. Lets just go our separate ways without judging me. Thumb for troubling you.

[warzoneproduction]

@boochainletters12 It's Ok dude :)

[scout9654]

lol if atheism is real how did an inanimate object give birth to life to slowly evolve, and how does electricity start life???? you cant start life from nothing

[boochainletters12]

@scout9654 Watch "How Abiogenesis Works" by Donexodus2. You can indeed start life from nothing. If Christianity is true (Not real, since you can demonstrate that Christianity does in fact exist) then why does praying to the empty can of coke on my desk yield the same results as praying to god? Is this empty can equal to god? It certainly has much the same effect. Or even a bigger effect, since it has to be physically thrown out.

[ChronicExe]

God Bless America, why not the entire world? America isn't the centre of the world, nor the universe.

I'll add another thing, have you ever thought you're shitty book of story telling, is actually JUST stories? Gen to gen, they will mix up meanings, loss of translation, and the rest.

Hundreds of GREAT Floods found all over the world at seperate periods, any religion is off their rocker.

With out religion, there would be no War.

[boochainletters12]

@ChronicExe It's a joke. EdwardCurrent is a satirical comedian. There would still be war without religion, what with human needs for resources and power.

Calm down and think before you type mate, you might make mistakes and make us look bad.

[eddybullet]

you're right about logic not working on Christians.

[PhantomMarquis]

"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance" — Laurence J. Peter

This also applies to some folks who don't "get" your videos...keep it up, checkmater!

[Esirius1]

The funny thing is that i was thinking the exact same thing as him in some points like what did he say? and wait a minute this guy is not atheist!, and then he says things like the the bible proofs itself by writing down that god wrote it, and a intelligible delicious fish. =P

[boochainletters12]

@Esirius1 He is atheist, he's a comedian. Look at the background of his page, it says "It's a joke"

[BK0125]

Haha even the advertisers think this guy is christian, very funny videos.

[boxbreaker2011]

LOL @ the Video response idiots....I honestly can't believe people can't tell that Edward Current is being sarcastic and parodying a fanatical christian.

[kalajel]

@boxbreaker2011 Sadly, atheism does not automatically equals intelligence... it should, but it doesn't... XD

[kari12thomas]

"In the bible there's like a whole book about judges"

[kari12thomas]

"logic doesn't work on christians"

i agree

[borednerd74]

Genius.

[skiingfreestyle]

3:53

"Only God can judge.? How do you explain judge duty then, or..." And now this comes out to be hilarious: "...wait a minute, you know, in the bible there is like a hole book about judges..." Like I have no freaking idea where because I haven't even read in my hole entire life but... "...somewhere in here."

Just aaaaawesome. ILMAO Thank you.

[GameFrosts]

@skiingfreestyle it's whole not "hole"

[TheIronChimera]

If this is satire, then how did you get so many serious responses?

[n5d25d90]

@TheIronChimera A lot of people thought Jonathon Swift was serious about eating babies. Just saying.

[UnderTheRedHood]

XDDD THAT STUPID FAGGOT! "Did you really have to say that 10 times!" SHUT UP XD

[neomp5]

i like that there are some people who get so much personal satisfaction from proving silly religious claims wrong that even ones that are so silly they can only be a joke are to them just an opportunity to prove how smart they are.

[ahhninjadragon]

logic does not work on christians brilliant...LOL

[SirDruhHu]

Oh man. Attention, my fellow atheist. If this guy is pissing you off, then you should look up "Satire".

[MeltedGecko]

CHAHCKMEIGHT

[shade9592]

Why don't people see that this guy is fucking trollolololololololol roflmao...

Well its true that many fundies use the same level arguments as what trolling ed uses but it isn't that hard to see his troll face trolling along... unless you have an impaired ability to recognise facial expressions...

[millyybabess]

@philosophicalreason lol that's so true!

[buttersdus]

Wow..Atheists who think he is serious are almost as dumb as Christians who think he is serious.

[DXhardy831]

lmao SOME people dont get this is a joke

[ozzyfan999]

lols these videos are so funny, im glad people are bringing attention to how crazy Christians are...my uncle who is a full blown prays for your soul christian was telling me that god made dinosaur bones for us to find O.o...and he can make them look old...he is like 48 and is totally retarded..

[42Kilgore42]

the sad thing is that he actually does make atheists look stupid. how could anyone be so stupid that they can't tell these videos are making fun of christianity?

[Silent33091]

@42Kilgore42

but suprisingly there are more christians that believe him xD

(but i agree im a bit disappointed)

[millyybabess]

Like this Edward guy is an atheist trying to make Christians look stupid!

[philosophicalreason]

@millyybabess He does not have to make Christians look stupid they excel at that on their own.

[triniscout]

How did i end up from Starcraft to this O.o

[dkinetik]

@madmangaz619 yea , i loved that statement :) !!!

[mphello]

Thank you for setting me straight, Pastor Current!

I've been looking at a LOT of denuded atheists recently, especially that hot Ellen Johnson (former President of the American Atheists).

[ChristianInvisibles]

Hahahaha the guy with the accent part was so funny, Edward Current is so brilliant.

[littlesaresare]

Of course Humpty Dumpty is real! Proof: He fell off a wall. You can't fall off a wall if you're not real. Duh.

[CorruptedMotives]

@littlesaresare Checkmate atheists!

[MrKilr0y]

It's funny how many people took you seriously. When I first saw the video I honestly wasn't sure if you were just an idiot or sarcastic or just trolling. Then I saw it was under comedy

[lnfoWARSdotCom]

Atheists are as delusional as the Westboro Baptist Church, you both think you have it all figured out.

[fromdirttodustpro1]

@lnfoWARSdotCom Oh look, I can make similes too! 9/11 truthers are as crazy as flat Earth theorists, you both think you have it all figured out. Monks are as evil as Satanists, you both think you are so pure.

[lnfoWARSdotCom]

@fromdirttodustpro1 except my simile has some truth in it, yours contains hatred and misguided thought. The main reason i don't understand atheism is because how can a human profess to know all that exists, and that God is not included in it? it parallels bible literalism, our couple cells of grey matter cannot begin to know what exists in this cosmos.

[fromdirttodustpro1]

@lnfoWARSdotCom Atheism it's self is just the believe in no god or religion. That's all you can assume about an atheist when you hear they are an atheist. Now some atheists do think they know how everything works (and in these cases, you're right). However, to put forth these blanket statements as truth is simply unfair, and irrational.

[lnfoWARSdotCom]

@fromdirttodustpro1 Thank you for expanding my knowledge with a helpful tone, very refreshing on youtube :) Are you atheist? if yes, are your parents also? and when did you come to the realization that this is what you believe? i was raised in Catholic private school and exposed to Catholic dogma my whole life and forced myself to find God within my own "soul" (if you will) and found this experience to be much more helpful to my life than monotone reciting and being a weekend Christian

[fromdirttodustpro1]

@lnfoWARSdotCom Wow, wasn't expecting THAT response. However, it is nice to see some friendly help on youtube. To answer you questions,

Are you atheist? Yes if yes, are your parents also? Neither of my parents were atheist, however they were pretty ok with me being one.

when did you come to the realization that this is what you believe? I cam to this realization when I was around 12-13 when I actually sat down, and thought about it. I would expand more but the Youtube character limit limits me.

[WxsOnline]

@lnfoWARSdotCom Using god as an answer is still not knowing. Its just as arrogant for someone to claim they know how all things exist (using god as an answer) as for someone to make this claim with nothing but the limited contents of their grey matter, since any answer, including "god created it", came from said grey matter. Also, as from dirttodustpro1 put it, atheist literally means non-theist: not practicing or grounded in any theism; it means nothing more and nothing less.

[natmil1]

Did these guys really respond to the "Checkmate" video? That's priceless!! How can you miss the fucking sarcasm?! ROFL

[TheDrunkenAtheist]

U just checkmated a christian!!!

[philosophicalreason]

alright that i understood LOL

[6Midgetosser9]

I think it's hilarious that people actually think he's serious. Maybe there are some ignorant Atheists out there. Thank God for this guy haha

[redrum95432]

Edward current is amazing I see some people calling him stupid some people might not like his comedy, but far from stupid.  Genius.

[way2jaded1]

wow awsome

[mattakudesu]

it is nothing short of amazing how many people actually take eddie seriously. poes law is strong in this video.

[Jamonzoney]

"logic doesnt work on cristians", hahaha, then you stupid cristian dont

exist in this universe idiot, and why would you pick a video u dont fucking understand, jake mate asshle

[psycotria]

@getalife67 - A person doesn't need to believe in fantastic supernatural bullshit to be & do good. Conversely, many such deluded people do great harm to everything & anyone they touch. The most evil of them perpetrate such harm IN their god's name.

Gods were created by Man in His image, before He learned to Understand the Cosmos. - They are FICTIONS.

[getalife67]

You fight against atheist's, you can try and bring the good news of God to someone if they don't except the word of god you have to leave them alone, in the bible it says LET THOSE WHO ARE GOOD CONTINUE TO DO GOOD, AND THOSE WHO ARE EVIL LET THEM CONTINUE TO DO EVIL and another quote from the bible is DON'T THROW PERLS TO PIGS.

[untamedchaos7]

LOL! So epic! He's like the founding father of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Fooling Christians since they lost the capacity to understand sarcasm. :)

[SuperMrDelgado]

oh my god that was so funny

[father042]

Not funny you cretin

[misterjiggles97]

Do you SERIOUSLY expect any rational human being to believe that the world is ruled by some invisible man in the sky? (~_~;)

[sdlc]

well thats an important point to show christians, but im not so pissed off by the ignorance in this video now that i read the channel and i know they are fake, and also the Doctors without Borders. christians isn't even in my spellcheck

[sdlc]

what about WATERMELONS, and CANTALOUPES, PUMPKINS.... CHECKMATE!!!!!!

[NiNj4xNUTZz]

The kid who was temporarily possessed by an illiterate watermelon looked a lot like a young Jimmy Fallon.

[RayRai8262]

The first guy is a retard. ..even if edward current was serious.. this guys argument was sad. 

[eutahbear1952]

Eddie, THANK YOU for the laughter induced endorphin rush I get from your videos. Sure helps my pain. How many takes do you need to make a video? I could NEVER keep a straight face for that long!...old man

[PktMma]

Checkmate!

[SuperFunkedup]

I like cactus jam : )

[bobbinator37]

we dont eat cacti and jellyfish?

[canesrule96]

Not understanding satire...Stalemate

[PotemkinBob]

Checkmate!

Go Edward, go!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

"Only god can judge"??? Tell that to my Ex-wife!! LOL

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

I love it when Edward points at us and says checkmate.

CHECKMATE!

[AspergerAwareness]

Hello Mr Bald Man :) - Well, I'm an Agnostic, half Atheist, half religious. How do you work that one out? And its official terminology :-)

[floghit]

theres alot of comments saying " come on guys its a joke" but i dont see the comments that don't seem to realise its a joke...

[JaJDoo]

2:40

epic WHAT?

[FrozenExoskeleton]

LOL

[zane98zane]

Is the a comedy because this Christian guy is going to maky my laughing box explode!

[wicNKWD37]

@zane98zane He is atheist. Your dumb.

[fairfaerie]

who are the other people?? mainly, the second one.

[745dzl]

i subscribed. CHECKMATE!

[TheNicksSkitsShow]

uh this is a satire lol

[HALOMEGABLOKSREVIEW1]

wow mr. current show me proof that hes real...you know what you dumbass we actually have proof of evolution so checkmate....

[IamWayBeyondThePale]

@HALOMEGABLOKSREVIEW1 You are #2. THIS IS A JOKE. check Category: Comedy. Ed Current IS an atheist. This is SATIRE.

[SigmaSigmaGnarly]

@HALOMEGABLOKSREVIEW1 get a sense of humor, then read edward currents info, its a joke

[RzRpkWrathMrMoo]

if gods real im gona bitch slap him when i die and get my last word from that cowardest bastard

[TheBoomkinUtube]

lol at the first guy :b

[anabolicErik]

"U are just mad because u got checkmated ten times." ROLMFAO!!!

[username474747]

who was the hot guy with the accent?!?!

who was the hot guy with the accent?!?!

who was the hot guy with the accent?!?!

[T9erful]

comon fellow atheist dont forget to have humor

[beautyinbreakdowns2]

@lovingthetruth7. Sweetheart, contact me when you're ready to grow up. You're young, it's not to late to help you.

[Muzz606]

Melons don't fit in our hands easily and pineapples are prickerly

[Hank28899]

C'mon man, still a lot of people don't get your sense of humor. LOL

[ShitTheMaster]

Humpty Dumpty didn't write Humpty Dumpty? I never knew God wrote the bible "The Holy Bible" Author:God (ain't real)

[TheDrewpdog]

Love EC! Those atheists in the vids are to stupid to be an atheist! Haha

[bbewggerg]

This is a joke video. EC is an atheist.

[PanicusVulgaris]

You get it: Logic doesn't work with christians, lol

[Lumby83]

it's so funny to see a lot of people really believing that he means what he says.

I give u a hint: if u see a video of a potential christian nut, check the ratings first. if the bar is mostly green it's gonna be a satire :D

[bigwillchill]

do people not understand that this guy is being sarcastic????? lmao

[cockyjeremy]

@bigwillchill Isn't it sad? People are this out of touch with reality that they don't realize this guy is joking. Our sarcasm is their reality.

[Enzo2284]

@bigwillchill People that can't process dry sarcastic humor are really missing out on life....

[vivalakakarot]

@bigwillchill so he is an atheist? because sometimes it actually does just sound like a dumbass christian

[LOGIC42369]

@bigwillchill he's not being sarcastic, my christian friend uses the same arguments so he can't be joking

[bigwillchill]

@LOGIC42369 just press your church "i believe button" and you will be just fine ;D

[69bobbington69]

@bigwillchill I know, right? IT'S EVEN CATEGORISED UNDER COMEDY FFS!

[dkinetik]

@bigwillchill i didnt at first , i must admit , but i understand it now !!

[TheStargateNerd]

Yer a fockin' retart.

[BloodfelX]

@TheStargateNerd Spell 'fucking' correctly please.

[TheStargateNerd]

@BloodfelX

What if I don't want to spell fucking correctly?

[BloodfelX]

@TheStargateNerd Then don't, well...yeah don't. Plus, I didn't realise you was joking, I thought you was a stupid troll. Woops. XD

[TheStargateNerd]

@BloodfelX

Ah. With today's internet you can never be sure.

I was quoting the video and tried to spell it somewhat like he said it.

[BloodfelX]

@TheStargateNerd And retard as well. Thank you.

[BloodfelX]

@TheStargateNerd Sorry, I didn't realise that you was copying a sentence from the video.

[lvalance]

This is GREAT!!!! I could not stop laughing, especially: "You're a F****** retard." And the response: "That I understood."