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  • Are you Jesus

  • 365 pepole did not belive in santa...

  • look up jesus's wife with sam kinison.

  • watchin in 2012 :D !!!

  • NO THEN ITS IN THE MIDDLE OF MARCH

  • his wife must be jesus

  • december 9th my bday

  • so what does that tell you

    theres not going to be a white Christmas.

    no what is means is Christmas is in 5 months

    now let me ask YOU a question are you jesus

  • and are you jesus?

  • *pause video when he says july for the first time*

    *press the snowflake button near christmas*

    *profit*

  • they spelt clause wrong

  • thumbs up if you are watching this

  • Thumbs up if you are watching this in January 2012

  • Lolz he was 6montgs behind schedule..

  • Thumps up if ur watching in 2011!

  • @xPrimeo 2012! :P

  • Why was this uploaded in March? (Neither Dec. or July)

  • Who is santa claus anyways?

  • lol, gotta love christmas machinima, expecially when their not even based near christman rofl....also "are you jesus crist?" lol

    

  • Son of a bi- *cue awesome trans Siberian orchestra music*

  • he guys vheck out my channel gary and phil are having a christmas special!!

  • IT is 2 weeks til Christmas mourn!

  • WTF Two days ago WAS the 9th. D:

  • It will be christmas in 2 weeks...

  • Thumbs up if this came out in march..

  • Thumbs up if your watching this is december.

  • @psychicbladeguy Go awayyy

  • @Dwhite1788 lol ?

  • ITS YOUR MOM

  • I used to believe in santa....then i took and arrow to the knee

  • @AZNALEXify Shut the hell up with all these arrow things.

  • He is charged with breaking and entering, entering countries without permission, and tax evasion.

  • No

  • Elite: Do you see snow on the trees?

    Spartan: No

    Elite: Then what does that tell you?

    Spartan: There's not gonna be a white christmas?

    Elite: ...

    Random Elite: Hes not wrong ya know.

    Elite: I know...but he should be...

  • Thumb whores.

  • my windows movie maker don't has none sound.

  • SANTA'S A MYTH FUCKTARDS!!!

  • Thats kinda harsh

  • @HitMerker I believe in Jesus and Santa, so fuck you musslim bitch

  • sounds a bit like cleveland...

  • funny

    

  • Not a Machinima production..........

  • this is freaking amazing haha

  • @WafflezDay I am watching this on december 31st 2011

  • I think when he tells chief that hes wrong again, chief should shoot him in the face... with his shotgun

  • no XD i but know the story

  • 354 people don't believe in Santa Clause.

  • Heh its funny cause:

    1. Retarded Redneck

    2.Theres no such thing as jesus

    3.and watching this 3 years after it being made :P

  • @HitMerker Wtf...are you telling me you don't believe that Christianity is true, or even more that you don't believe that Jesus existed?

  • @Heater294 thats excactly what he said but dont worry there are retarded people out there and he is one of them

  • @Heater294 Yes i said it quite clearly :L

  • @HitMerker Please explain the legal documents and other evidences dating back to 2016 years ago about Jesus' preachings, miracles, death, and the revival of him. Then, please explain how the hell ALL of the predictions of the Bible have begun to come true (pestilence, war, natural disasters, ect.).

  • @Heater294 Tbh, i dont care what you say, your not gonna make me believe in him :L

  • y the hell isn't the elite killing the halo guy?

  • @eagle224488 Have you ever played Halo before ?

  • stupid person sounds like a fuckin gay

  • Kid, just wait 'til your voice developes and gets deeper before being the voice of an Elite.

  • Shit and gay, the Spartans voice sound like a retard talking and the elites vioce sounds like somebody who's had it up the ass a bit to much.

  • serriously you guys who say "i believe in santa christ": you are ignorent morons

  • I believe in Santa Christ!

  • lol

    Are they covered in snow?

    No

    Than What Does That Mean.

    Theres not gonna be a white christmas. My favorite part XD

  • Thumbs up if your watching this in the year 2552.

  • What Map is That?

  • wow the dinosaur is actaully smart for once...

  • I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!!

  • the elite sounds like his throat was ripped open

  • meh it was....okay

  • its is winter in florida 1:01

  • allah

  • say halo 3 machinima short 5 times fast.

  • Ahh the good ol days of halo 3 machinimas :)

  • shdfjvir

  • You rlly wanna know who? It's -iPod brakes- hedjdnjdjditshdhrjdjfjfjfjehdj­ejejdjdrdjdhemejsdyd

  • ...WHO PUTS THE PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE!!!!???

  • theres not gonna be a white christmas??

  • Son of a......

  • the spartan sounds like burt from sesame street...

  • hey cool my bday is dsmbr 10 :D

  • who puts the presents under the treee!!!!!!!!!!

    HE dIDnT AwnSer!!

  • nope.

  • thumbs up for Jesus

  • @MriRecks rofl

  • son of a...lol XD

    

  • that elite sounds just like my friend

  • i guess his GF is jeusus

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  • i love the elite voice

  • COULDA HAD A V8!!!!!!!

  • TSSS.

  • We all know it was Santa who died for our sins. Get your facts straight christians.

  • @bamazudi we all no ur a retard besides u know wer santa came from? A man in a town made toys for children and his name is Saint Nicholos idk who the hell made up flying reindeers with a fat man on there giving kids presents throut the whole world like a pedofile.

  • @jerker644 Ever heard of a joke.

  • @bamazudi wuts a joke?

  • @jerker644 You will learn one day. Its something complex, usually by the end of puberty. A thing called a joke gland activates in your body. Usually well after your voice gets deeper, or if you are female, more womanlier. Its pretty cool, you learn it in bio.

  • wait does santa claus have an E in the end?

  • sonofabitch lolz

  • very good vid, I like it! thumbs up!

  • ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

    September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

  • cant wait for the anniversary special!

  • @YuTe3712

    Kids are also brainwashed to believe god.Honestly I think you shouldn't be talking.It is sad that abut 50% of ALL of the wars are caused by religion.So then because 33% of the population is christan.So we can say 10% of the wars are caused by christianity,Counting in the Athiests.So even if you are right.It does not matter.I am saying that so that my statement will not grow into a huge argument.So please do not reply,I would hate this to become an argument.

  • @DannyAran117 freedom of the religion so be quiet

  • @DannyAran117 Buddhism has never been the cause for war though, so there are 350-500 million Buddhists your not allowed to blame "War" on... Besides, if religious people want too kill eachother, why not? The definition of the word "Freedom" is basicly do whatever you want regardless if its good or bad. So if Christianity starts a violent war with the Jews or Muslims (which they all have fights already). Than so be it.

  • Christmas is the selected day which people believe Jesus was born, but nobody really knows the true date.

    NEway, Christmas has been distorted by "Santa Claus" which was actually the story of a guy who went around giving gifts and money to families and children in need, or simply as good will.

    ...But nobody really knows that anymore. All the kids are brainwashed as "Santa! Santa! Christmas = Toys and Santa!"  Sad...

  • I do believe in typos. It's Santa Claus.

  • someone needed to die in that video to make it more funny if you ask me

  • No, i dont belive in santa but i belive Halo sucks ass.

  • @Rauser142 thats cause your a gay nerd

  • 2 oclock eastern time is 11 oclock west coast standard time

  • damn it i was going to post the sempater 25th thing here

  • oh its july shxt

  • not funny:my opinion

  • SCORE:

    Elite 1

    Retarded Spartan 0

  • he sounds like jimmy the gourd. lmao

  • who really puts preents under the tree

  • the elite is so cute

  • @mrcounterhack august now :D

  • i thought he was gonna ask if he was jesus. i also thought he was gonna say yes

  • @TheHolySpark I agree with you it will be fun to do also that's my birthday :D

  • @S4M1DDL3T0N

    Awesome

  • 343 Dislikes! Excitement!

  • the person who puts the presents under the tree is...

    Pedo bear >:)

  • Theres not going to be a white christmas? :(

    L M A O xD

  • thumbs up if ur watching in augest

  • @transformersfan43 u mispelt august.

  • @transformersfan43 no but im watching it in august

  • @transformersfan43 Thumbs the fuck up if you think this guy has a dumbass comment

  • @transformersfan43 its august -.-

  • @transformersfan43 thumbs up if u know how to spell august

  • @transformersfan43 what the fuck is augest?

  • @transformersfan43 Shut up dude.

  • @transformersfan43 Thumbs up if your watching this in October.

  • @psychicbladeguy lol i was gonna thumbs up but its november 1st

  • @TheAndy2956 Hahah..

  • november

    

  • @psychicbladeguy the joke is on you its november

  • @psychicbladeguy Thumbs up if you're watching this in december.

  • @psychicbladeguy Well, I am watching it in december.

  • @transformersfan43 fums up is yoo cun spel gaud

  • FOOL I AM SANTA!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

  • ummm....

  • "look at the trees, are they covered in snow?"

    "no..."

    "then what does that tell you?"

    "that theres not gunna be a white christmas? =("

    lol, best line ever

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  • Awww I wanted to no who put the presents under the tree :( lol

    

  • ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

    September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know

  • @Reyzoom will you guys just fuck off

  • @lesgasoro I call Bullshit.

  • @agramyro I call Bullshit.

  • @tweezensusho I call Bullshit.

  • waaaaaa live halo three past it on!!!!! thumbs up!!!!! 

  • @TheHolySpark no now!!!!!!

  • @TheHolySpark Bungie isn't planning on shutting down the Halo 3 servers to make us play Reach...soo yeah.

  • @TheHolySpark Agreed.. Make An Even On Facebook.....

  • @TheHolySpark 4 years old? WOW

  • @TheHolySpark Rofl September 24 is my bday :)

  • @TheHolySpark ya, oora!!!

  • @TheHolySpark Bungie isn't in control of the servers dumbass -_-

    Microsoft is.

  • @TheHolySpark today is sep 25th

  • @srivassumit

    I know, I posted this a month ago.

  • @srivassumit No, today is sept. 26th.

  • @chief5663 it was 25th when i posted that comment, stupid

  • @srivassumit I know, I was kidding... >.<

  • @chief5663 lol.. ok.. :p

  • @mrcounterhack Thumbs up if this guy is a thumbs up whore like everyone else and me

  • @anostrichkilledyou uma, u just asked for thumbs. really?