Megan Fox Watch is Dead!!!

[Mmohwinkle]

google me is now google+, chinese apple people still essentially unchanged and suicidal, and to top it all off there is no male birth control yet. what a fail future, way to let us down.

[CapitainThunder]

mila kunis

[MorrisonBombadil]

it's 2012. i'm watching this and i've never heard about that pill for men... wtf?!?

[TheUtubers100]

1:06 Just saw a good pair of boobs face :D

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

How is it that His face looks normal when the video is playing but when u stop it it's just weird O.o

[delloliod]

Megan Fox is the hottest chick alive and is the only girl worth a watch lol

I have a bit of a crush.

And I am a straight woman.

LOL

[r8speed]

id try it out but id still stay on fb

[asymmetricCRAFT89]

I shut down my PC without exiting running apps

[dpfrediscool020]

Google already had orkut, which failed everywhere besides brazil.

[zk1273382]

PAUSE AT 0:41 XD

[hoyahenrys]

Ha. Now there is google +!!

[LILmissMOniCa139500]

Selena Gomez, watch her, shes a total whore. (I am NOT a justin bieber weird follower )

[TheTechUS]

...did anyone see the face on the light switch that says "I <3 fucking"

[TheMurch23]

@TheTechUS It says Friday...

[TheTechUS]

@TheMurch23 You're correct. My bad.

[thedoctor69able]

mmmm love to fuck her in the ass

[mrsjonas32]

pause at 1:06.

[beriqueen1]

GOOGLE PLUS

loll

[icyxwindz]

i met maureen chen at airsoft gi got her autograph

[granturismode]

How come this guy's nose is pointed to the left? I bet he's picking booger in the right nostril the most. lmao

[LuckyWhiteLime]

more katy perry damn you

[JessicaSoire]

I WOULD MARRY GEORGE CLOONEY RIGHT NOW!

So everyone is aware....

[jay2k510]

no

[Doctalen]

I live in Pa an not heard of this. I am scared

[divine101]

yo man youre probably the best youtube personality in america... thumbs up.

[mafo0]

You gotta shut up and stop talking so much, losing respect for you.

[carbonseven1st]

who is this guy?

[westcalifa]

Meagan Good Watch :P

[k00lguy202]

Ugly face, annoying voice. please stop recommending this guy to me YouTube.

[bloodsuckern]

Faggot uses fake thumbnails

[ominousmaximus]

This is the most annoying man on the internet.

[yetiLover1234]

@ominousmaximus no way whatthebuck is annoying as hell phil is plain awesome DUHHHHH

[jitendar124]

Huh o.0 Odd... I thought that Orkut was google's social network. ^^;

[ACEPRODUCTIONS39051]

Shit i googled myself in pix and found my old myspace pix and my facebook pix

[MakYuenP]

LOL THE LIGHT SWITCH MAKES A FACE !

[elegise]

olivia munn watch

[slaysdemons9]

megan fox hsban is mroe like her firend so ive herd

[XHXRX]

At 3:08 it looks like he Jizzed in my (his) pants

[mssug2005]

Good news for men? No, good news for women. Now we don't have to take hormones that make us fat, crazy and lower our sex drive.

[SharpMarksMan]

katy perry watch

[iiMACHOii]

Tarryl Clark, Just another hypocritical politician.

[KarseatKidz]

ill try the google thing but there is no way in hell im leaving facebook!

[AngryLittleGirl01]

Katy Perry watch plz

[TheJokersAdvocate96]

oh my god. tiny probelm with SUICIDE

[ContainsRealPeople]

Ur xbox is on

[imrichbiotch]

$10 for the baby and you have a deal.

[jimdil4st]

mtn dew kills sperm to

[TheCallofdutyglitche]

iM SELLING A Baby for $24.98 Beating the Wallmart Man

[TheCallofdutyglitche]

xbox 360......

[MrGinormousboner]

I like that face in the wall >:P

[zan25051]

ill definitely try out googleme. I doubt it will trump facebook, because it is very hard to beat the clean layout that facebook has, but I am very interested to see it. Google has a long history of making epic shit out of thin air.

[CuppieCakesRule]

yous sexy

[TheEvilSabuTwin]

how about i use google for google and facebook for facebook...like i do now

[awesomeaustin41]

i dont know. google is slowly taking over tho world with there google magic. first the search engine, then email, then they are trying to out do apples iphone now theyre trying to outdo face book? pretty soon they are gunna have a googlemart with everything made by google and put wallmart out of business.

[adox4]

right because he has a phd in his uh huh hahahahahah funny

[FredravnFTW]

FredravnFTW googles this

[sweatyboomer]

like my igoogle and gmail so I'm a likely victim of googleme

[Sasuke731]

doesnt google sell you're info? lol facebook has its quirks but google... i unno

[DrumavaticWV]

Never give up Facebook, all these new ones are cheapies.

[ElPicheGringo]

LMAO @ "don't try to compete with walmart nothing good will come from it"

[rapcorruptsyouth]

Do you keep a mouth full of those pills so when you swallow a huge load you dont get prego?

[grimreaper8537]

what the FUCK shut the FUCK uppppppppp

[jojo19001]

i give up on face book

[alexbc1515]

"google me" sounds dirty hahaha............i like it hahaha



[jtayybby]

haha. i love your light switch. (:

[MsLyricSource]

christina aguilera watch

[MsKooliegirl]

dude i frickin' love your light plate! 

[jakethenintendonerd]

any hot chick and sometimes george cloonet

[PreciousWords88]

@sxephil adriana lima watch!!!

[xmissmandymousex]

i'll probably join it to see what it's all about... i won't leave facebook until i'm sure it's better and if all my friends on fb use it.

[notonshate]

Fox Con ... jus so you know we care.... i literally pee'd my pants....

[missed0ink]

I think I would try the google thing. Nothing wrong with trying new things to see how they work, and to see what kind of shit people post. (Which is the best part about it all! =p)

[bombshell527]

dumb fuck megan fox isnt deAD

[Baseballzeus13]

You made this on my birthday

[JoDaddyy]

OMG, at the end of the video Phil always has "If you like this video click the thumbs up button" written somewhere all time, and as I saw that I went to go and click the like button. But then, I noticed that I already had clicked it. Jesus, it's in my subconscious! I click the button on instinct.

[JoDaddyy]

This is for the first story....Oh..the irony!

[Sammyjon123]

Babies for only $24.99! Shop smart; Shop Wal-Mart. ^.^

[TheZombie13777]

@Sammyjon123 no man its shop smart shop S mart

[dellcat11]

i think u should do a Katey perry watch.

[BuckyKatt321]

"google me?" Sounds sexy

[SneakySuh]

i hate this facebooktwittermyspacegoogleme­wtfbullshiibbqsnailshitbunnyvo­mit to death!

[DeLaSoul246]

Seriously though, anti-suicide nets? Your cute song speaks the truth "Foxcoonnn, just so you know we care!...... about profits.."

Way to treat the symptom instead of the root cause, Foxconn... but that's what big business is all about, I suppose. :shakes head again:

[dilotta]

about the male birth control, it would kick ass if it worked and 2 years later you wouldnt start growing a 4th eye on your forehead lol

[GRAWman]

google is taking over the earth, those who submit early will be treated favorably. so yha I submit.

[tommmullen]

id probably skip the google thang. it tooks me three years to get on facebook after bebo became unpopular.

[AssNinja1]

UR VOICE IS ANNOYING AS HELL

[GammelHeinrich]

and sometimes George Clooney xD

genius ^^

[marino1694]

i would definately try it out but also keep my facebook for sure. hopefully it isnt the worst fu*king thing ever

[BOOKWORM56100]

if you call this spam i will hit you x kid me not

[FreeappleTube]

Megan fox is NOT hot at all, freebie iphone 4 on my channel!

[Nowwer]

I am avoiding that google net site like the plague, we REALLY don't need google knowing any more about us than it already does.

[bungieanimator]

Yes and probably

[MBW600]

Very nice presentation.... although I have to say it looks like he is trying to be like Danny from the gradual report. or was he first?

[77thebob77]

Id google all over you

[wookie95020]

I will join, and I will leave.

[spray31]

Your voice is annoying. Shutup

[FeNdErHeAd1946]

xholy shit tht asian girl is hot lol

[drhine14]

megan fox is amazing

[woahwonderwoman]

Yah I'll google.

[starrychica82]

No I kinda of happy with FB

[hahahaloveful]

You look like my gym teacher. It's kinda scary, because your nothing like him, but you look just like him.. :/

[ilubeeyou]

i really like the smiley around the light switches (: <3

[turodrty300]

this dude is full of crap

[WaterMots]

if most people i know switch then yes because im no facebook for them, to talk to them so sticking with FB wouldnt do me any good lol

[logjam8800]

I just found this cool utility that allows ya to secretly monitor everything that goes on with your computer. This program is too cool! I found a long string of steamy emails from my girlfriend to my best friend!

Stop getting lied to. Want to get in on the action? See my channel.

[mslovelyeyes0]

do you cut your own hair?

[KaminaDragon]

anti-suicide nets are made of broken dreams thats just (no comment)

[ranna4eva]

If Google starts a social network... isn't that just asking for creepy internet stalkers to multiply?

[Awegasmic]

Google is the only search engine I trust, and EVERYONE has heard of it/uses it, I use a social site called Gaiaonline, not as many peope as facebook etc. GoogleMe could be much better than any of those other websites as long as they do it right.

[E65Hawk]

I would try it out, and see what It's like. I'll keep facebook no matter what, but if Googleme became popular enough, and all my friends joined, then I would leave facebook for good. They are very inconsistent.

[vonderekjr]

omg lady gaga got spit on by fan

video on funny-ish.co.nr

[TheOrangeleo]

You should do a Larissa Riquelme watch !!! she is hot!!

[Telos41]

Not gonna join Google's social network. They have enough info on everyone as it is >_>

[HiyouButtMuncher]

Apperately, Arizona immigration law, Bp spill, The economy, && other Huge ass Problems, Arent more Important then Internet. God Bless American :D

[PJMack068]

google already knows so much just through your search history, they keep records based on your ip address. i wouldn't go as far as link google to my social networking

[TheInfernalSpark]

Zomfg. I want zis pill.

[Skataboy82]

no, and no.

[problem212]

hmmm google social networking site...?? the name Orkut comes to mind.

[jennyB07]

this is the first time ive ever seen a video from you and your voice is beyond annoying.

[PJMack068]

@jennyB07 yeah but watch raywilliamjohnson and you'll be grateful phil doesn't gel his hair or sound like a douche

[sprkkswillfly]

i cannot leave facebook. that would mean leaving farmville.

[2k4nt]

Well um google make their money by selling ur computers and emails deatales to companys (thats how u get spam) so think of what they could do with ur life cuz thats is wat stupid people or "the average person" tend to do -cough cough- me being one of them.

[AOCII]

didn't google have orkut for like 6 years?

[AlexandraNagem]

If "GoogleMe" does come to be-- I will most DEFF be on it. lol. I'm sick of FB. jajaja. Left Myspace for Facebook, leaving Facebook so you can "Google Me" bitches! jaja

[CarlDrinnon]

Megan Fox died for me after the sevenhundreth time I heard "I'd go gay for her" from women. My thoughts were, Do I really want to be attracted to a woman who's attracting more p*ssy towards her than I do? My suggestion for new watch chick, well, how about Natasha Alam. Seriously, google her name and you'll see why I nominate her. Oh and I'll probably join the GoogleMe thing. Why?Eh, let's be honest, everyone will join that shit.

[mike64619]

NICE XBOX 360 ELITE!!!!!!!! very pretty. i got one too. i want ur xbox live if you got plz? :)

[love18anime]

If, and when, Google me starts up I might try it.

[novajjavon]

lol anti-suicide net

[frog261642]

Wait...so you're telling me that instead of taking care of BP, trying to pass universal Health-care or pull us out of Iraq he decides to make the government upgrade their broadband connection!!!?? 0_o Am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?

[Da0YiN]

who do you think youtube bellongs to???

what's about google waves... it sounded promesing???

[mrchoppaboy]

if you automatticly get signed up if you have a goole account then i guess i have no choice :)

[leeason1]

Is Phil bisexual?

[silentbl00d]

there is a i love friday written on your wall next to the light switch happy face.

[GreySparks]

@silentbl00d Yeah, that was created in a video sometime... I dunno, way back. And it just seems to have stayed. :D

[rabbitwho]

Made of broken dreams of Chinese factory workers. Like your ipod!

[BruggsBunny]

thumbs up if phil talks about stupid shit nobody cares about...

[Jonah1719]

shes hot... :)

[fimmwolf]

"Maureen Chen" is her western name

Her real name is yum yum

[raifsevrence]

Anybody surprised ? Seriously, they already own Youtube....FB ? No thanks. They sell your info . Myspace probably does too, but at least it's not blatantly obvious.

What does it actually matter though ? Like it's important in some way whether or not you even USE a "social networking" website .

[Johnny2Naughty]

Birth control pills for men?! BRILLIANT!

[pepsiqueendoll]

im guessing u read geekologie.?

[fightlinevideos]

im ganna try it

[ShufflePeopleOwnage]

free money

[cliffjump08]

katty perry watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aquacoon]

If FaceBook would just fix their layout it wouldn't be so bad.

[sealmerc]

So foxconn makes the shitty 360s that break every month then when you return it it takes another 3 months to come back -.-

[MysteriousPaul]

Sweet Xbox in the backround

[kyle63686368k]

mabey

[yourface53]

Well it's going to be awkward asking somebody "GoogleMe?".

Plus I hate Google, they watch everything o,o

[stevedthebd]

google me will b a fail if its shares wat uve been searching...girls girls girls... and boobs(thumbs up if u agree :D

[DeLaSoul246]

wow... anti-suicide nets :shakes head:

[JustAnotherPatrik]

@DeLaSoul246 here in hong kong they have those in shopping malls. also, as it turns out, the suicide rate for foxcon employees is lower than that of the US

[DeLaSoul246]

@JustAnotherPatrik What do you mean?

Do you mean that the suicide rate for foxcon employees in China is lower than that of foxcon employees in the US or the US population in general?

[mortalhellion]

I would rather watch all the Asian chicks... they are much hotter than American ones are.

[frozndiscord]

I'm gonna try Google Me, but like all new developments, probably gonna have some bugs or things that don't work, some things that FB might have. If it's good though, and my friends switch, then I don't really see the problem of switching.

Then again, I don't see why we can't use both.

[AlbinoCracka]

@frozndiscord

I said thatr with my xanga when myspace came out.then said that with my myspace when FB came out...I don't even remember the passwords to those other two,lol

[foreerknight99]

I wouldn't join the social networking on Google, but I'm not on facebook either....As for a watch Alyssa Milano!!! SO HOTTT!!!

[rjnedved]

I will probably try google me.... but I don't know if I gave the energy to switch :)

[rjnedved]

@rjnedved that should have said "have"... damned spellchecker.

[CalemBendell]

I would absolutely join Google Me and would leave facebook if Google Me provides some of the stuff myspace does (such as html for your boxes... wtf, facebook) and does it in a Facebook like interface. Google is also a really creative company, sounds like it'd be much better to me.

[dcl32]

Definitely will try it, as for leaving facebook, it depends on how good it is.

[smashmouthfan200]

Try it: Yes

Leave FB: No

[dguzik33]

Phil, i only watch your vids on 480 vs. 720, not because i don't think you're funny and informative but you don't have any tits.I watch Olga Kay in hi def. for that reason even tho she's too goody goody to ever show anything, we keep our fingers crossed.Hope this doesn't disturb you, i think your vids are great.

[xthomas105]

GoogleMe cant be worse than myspace so yeah, ill try it

[LyiteOne]

GoogleMe is seems to be just another expansion for google.com, so that you can google, not only websites but also persons. And, to be honest, with facebook, it's useless.

Heard some rumor that GoogleMe is buying FarmVille and a bunch of crap off from Facebook, so I'm guessing my friend's parent, who plays FarmVille with 3 Facebook accounts, will move on there.

GoogleMe is a saaaaaaaad piece of shit, Google...... Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad piece of shit.....

[Casber0is0me]

haha "cuz he was angry"