World's fastest Geo Metro

[fantana501]

I hope you were wearing a helmet!

[RENE66503]

hell yeah Oregon!

[SgtSellz102]

lmfao nice

[kowz4u]

well done. go geo go. that is one smokin hot geo. wink wink.

[pokey6733]

0.45 That is one SERIOUSLY fast PT Cruiser! Pulled away from your Metro for a second there.

[AzumaNinja18576]

now if google maps had directions like this....

[tommydee562]

dumb, they just made the video fast

[tsdoom32x]

wow that is fast

[danielhattie2000]

lol 68 miles in 8 minutes is 510 mph thats 1 fast geo ahaha

[ineedstuff]

i got more like 552.5

[danielhattie2000]

@ineedstuff nope (68/8)x60=510.

[mikey69up]

lol 3:16 the logging truck at perfect harmony with the music. i like this video

[ineedstuff]

@mikey69up thanks for the correction

[pooeyegg]

Awesome video. I love those coast range back roads.

[chrishavel]

Punch yourself for watching a two-star video and expecting more than what you got.

[sarahvida2009]

soi have lived her all my life and i got lost there for a while where is that gravel rode befor yo got to summet ? and did it come out in like kings vally i was so lost till u got to summet lol where was that?

[chrishavel]

Hoskins to Summit. There's an 8-mile gravel road connecting the two.

[jshortay09]

who made this vidddddd?

some one who lives by twin bridges..

i jump off that shit all the time

you didnt even make it all the way to siletz!

anyways props for filming non stop for like 2 hours your brave.

[chrishavel]

I mounted my tripod in the passenger's seat with bungie cords and just let it go. Better slightly smart than completely dead, I always say ...

[number1lilslugger]

Well besides being kind of a waste of time, Where the hell was this guy going ??

It just seems to me that after making so many lefts and right you would be wasting time or going in circles?

[chrishavel]

I assure you I was neither wasting time nor driving in circles. I was going from Point A to B in the most direct fashion. Driving involves turning, unless you're stupid. You ain't, are you?

[eatpogs]

how can people not see the fun in this vid? sheesh. and, I mean, seriously, kraut plant? no shit. AND an awd minvan.

[SaltGobblet]

wished when i drove,i could fast forward time,ide get everywhere faster in my geo as well hahahaa

[camaro76]

Wanna know what's fun? Get really high and watch this video, and pretend that you are steering an imaginary steering wheel.

[sultanofrock2]

8:52 flash? not only the fastes car in the world but the fastest guy

[chrishavel]

Java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java. Mmmm ... caffeine.

[Rhapsody120]

bet u used only 2 dollars for gas

[kcole939]

Haha, you had an average speed of 510 mph!!

[2002j30a1]

whats funny is every other car is still going faster. including the pt looser

[Doberik]

holy crap your comment just made me laugh uncontrollably for over 5 minutes :p

[guitarboy6969]

seriously dude, i have one of these cars and it sucks big floppy donky dick

[chrishavel]

Your car's sexual preferences should really be kept private, don't you think?

[fighetto46]

i agree

[lincolntowncar93]

lol nice video

[dwoodtC]

From the intro I was laughing, Great video the song was perfect. Amazing driving skills hahaha

[Jokca1]

Great vid 5 stars!

[Komeuppance]

I see you're on the streets of Salem... I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!

LOL... /watch?v=Djm-B1twX1c ( search Metrosexual Drift )

[chrishavel]

_Fantastic_ video. Three thumbs way up. Sadly, I sold my Metro a few months back to some dude on the street. I'm still grieving. Sniff.

[313Ttime]

lmao its fast foward you can see it kick in if you watch cre fully thts how he didnt roll

[amayami]

Explaining it takes away all the funny. Humor murderer :(

[ihangfromhooks]

Haha,Lol  :D

[willbill808]

So your car averaged 510 mph huh? Likely...

[angelicrockerchick]

Absolutely. 510 meters per hour. Honest.

[willbill808]

lol! that sounds more like it.

[qualitycomputer]

man!!!!

whew!!!

i would not wanna take those corners that fast!!!

i dont know how you kept it from rolling at those speeds!!!

[LUARPAPU]

jajajaja

buen video

[traildevil67]

I'd love to take my subie on roads like those!!

[bbjsw10]

Great drive and video, Wish we had roads like that around here.

[dyjital]

Nice, River Road, to Independence, 99 South (just south of Monmouth)...

[chrishavel]

You got it. From 99W, turn off at Airlie, and then cut over on Maxfield Cr to Kings Valley Hwy (OR 223). Turn off at Hoskins, and take the shortcut to Summit, then to Logsden and you're there.

[AkuRoku4ever]

LOL Yea right...I have a geo and it goes 0-60 in 10 minutes....not really...but pretty damn close...that is SOO sped up! lol funny though

[chrishavel]

10 min? You have the turbo version.

[atvsteve]

this video is so sped up

[chrishavel]

Rats, what gave it away? Was it the music? I knew I should haev gone with that Mel Torme number instead ...

[texagman]

LOL ... funny video man, I love it! That song sounds like the theme to the old Spy Hunter game, is it?

...and some people are so friggin' stupid. I swear we need to thin out the gene pool!

"Duhhhh that thar is sped up!! Duhhh I caught you with my third grade edjumakashun HAR HAR HAR"! ... PFFT! ... MORON ...

((I'm actually going to feel bad is ATVSTEVE really is in third grade, but if he's an adult then my comment stands))

:)

[atvsteve]

shut the fuck up fagot you dont know me

[texagman]

My bad ... he clearly hasn't progressed beyond second grade! :D LOL

It would seem that ATVSTEVE hasn't had the lesson yet where they explain the difference between fagot and faggot. One is a derrogatory remark towards his father the other is a bundle of sticks.

[mxkid1000]

haha thats funny. you told him off!nothings better than bringing up the real meaning of a cuss word."fagot is a derrogatory remark towards his father, faggot is a bundle of sticks" haha priceless!!

[koglowa]

thank god we don't

[Sprauer135]

Salem Oregon:)

[rutz08]

this looks like a drivers ed video.

[kwisn]

Dang, that thing is fast, son!

[bpt1986]

510 MPH thats impressive.

[TheGasMaskGuy]

Hahaha

[zombe0]

u saved me some math XD

[analyzingfunny]

137? These things start to shimmy at anythign above 40.

[gtaprince]

xtermillian, i had the same prob., and i had to change some kind of fuel sensor, it was preety cheap too

[worldhazard]

gotta have some killer rubber to stick like that!!!!

[xtremelien]

i got screwed over with my metro..it only gets 16 mpg....i cant find out wats wrong with it...

[chrishavel]

Year, mileage and model?

[Shintsu2]

hehe, and to think you only use a little over a gallon of gas to make the trip. Basically $6-8 roundtrip!

[wvnurse2007]

This was a well-made video. Excellent use of high-speed video playback and a well thought-out musical accompaniment. Made for a wild virtual ride. ;)

[crownvicboi]

METROOOOOOO! you need some nawzzzz on that thing lol. j/k those little things run forever. i wouldnt mind having one if gas stays at $3.30 a gallon :\

[Juztn2005]

HAHA Rock on! I have a 97 Metro I bought when I was 15 for 500 bucks! The guy just needed cash fast. NEVER had a problem with it and I'm running 55 MPG!

[musickid1090]

Metros are such pieces of shit. Small, Slow, & Ugly.

[chrishavel]

Yeah, but it's had zero mechanical problems since I bought it new in 1990 (now at 118,000 miles), and still gets better than 45 mpg on the freeway, making it nearly as fuel-efficient as a hybrid that costs four times as much. I go 70 on the freeway just like everyone else. Everything has its place.

[ckani]

It is as fuel efficient as a Civic Hybrid.

[zaphraud]

You haven't had to do the water pump yet? The water pump on my Chevy Sprint (G10) and Suzuki Swift (G13A) went right around 110,000

Check the "seep hole" for leakage, it may be starting to go already. Good time to change the timing belt too, tho it won't blow the engine if you don't (you'll just get stranded when it breaks lol)

[chrishavel]

Nope. Past time for PCV, but other than that, no worries. Yet. Thanks for the advice ... I'll check the water pump, and see if I can handle the timing belt myself.

[AcuraLsSE]

Must be turbo. Haha

[rosephillips]

I love this kind of thing! Cool. How did you acclerate the video? Using what editing software? Thanks.

[chrishavel]

iMovieHD!

[Wholelotofshakingoin]

Slow and steady is the only way when we have to many cars on the road as it is.

[jmoyet]

this is dumb

[chrishavel]

Thank you for your input.