ViewDo: How to Make Guacamole

[dieselblue1]

GARLICCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!1

[sackmadeek]

thats not how to make a real guacamole.. maybe the TEXMEX AMERICAN WAY... u also need CILANTRO/CORIANDER and you definately need some garlic in there... other than that the video was funny...

[brtndr28]

no cilantro?????? wtf. black pepper??? wheres the garlic????



[BlinkinFirefly]

I love youuuu! Thanks for this vid. My sis is being stubborn and wont tell me how to make guac....so im surfin the YouTube! ps. LMAO @ the end! XD

[beach494]

Thank you much!

[ghengisgilbert]

Oh my god... your knife skills are terrible. I wouldn't be surprised if you lost a finger in the future, or have already since posting this video. Don't you know you shouldn't cut things while holding them in your palm? And always cut AWAY from your fingers!  Jesus!

[nafango22]

@ghengisgilbert there is a hard pit in the middle of an avacado, you cant cut through it into your hand.

[Whatwon1]

@ghengisgilbert thanks, Martha Stewart!

[nikitoss91]

thanks for the vid, just made myself some bomb ass guac

[freeindigoify]

the ending is disgusting, everyone smacking like animals on chips gross

[BigMaaaaayn]

i like how you compliment your own food "delicioso" hahaha

[beatle234]

sounds like a bunch of guys busting a nut in the bitches face hahahahaha. that was one weird ending. i bet the bitch sucked their dicks or something

[mpavr]

I've worked in culinary arts for over 25 years and I've built many successfully restuarants from the ground up. If I ever saw a cook hacking an avocado seed with a knife, and holding in their hand they would be fired immediately. The proper safe method is dispose of it while it is halved and on a firm surface and using a spoon to nudge it out. No amount of gauc lost is worth the risk you take with your method.

[saviorJay51]

@mpavr Goodness you must work for a political correct franchise restaurant food chain...I bet if you go to all the good original ethnic restaurants in Asia/Latin America/Europe you would nit-pick on them all day on saying what proper is.  Quit being a hallway monitor.

[Roland0314]

@mpavr You must have a serious case of downs syndrome if you cut yourself when doing that.

[CandySecks]

@mpavr Well good thing she doesnt work for you! Lol

I cut like this too, so does my mother, grandmother, etc. never failed me. :)

[djonutube]

orgasmic food.



[scriber2011]

the ending was rather strange... like some kind of sex party. with lots of mouth action.

[emilioloera2000]

it sounds like their jacking off

[ElectricKoolAidKid]

what the hell is up with the ending :L

[LuigiTheItalian]

lol, the ending is not that bad.

[AnimeWorlds101]

Is it possible to add some cilantro to the guacomole? And, that green stuff, did you say that was aa cerano chile?

[PREPARE4THEHYPOCRITE]

why whack the seed...just give it a nudge with the spoon...it pops right out...

[RollingEight]

@PREPARE4THEHYPOCRITE because thats the awesome way to do it bro

[2friendstoking]

fucking pro

[KingOfPhail]

nice job suggesting to hold the avocado when you hit the seed with a knife... ever think of placing it on the cutting board and prevent a trip to the ER? just saying, fuck yeah bed bath + beyond

[myrdale]

Awesome video!

[PhantomAct]

shouldn't the lime be placed the other way around 1:42 ...so the metal hump actually gets inside the lime rather than hitting its hard skin?

[veeohlehtah]

@PhantomAct no because the goal is for the juice to come out of the bottom therefore it must be placed the way she demonstrated

[PhantomAct]

@veeohlehtah clearly u've never worked with an old school orange presser/squeezer.

[simonfergus1]

im having a wank

[myrdale]

@simonfergus1 Thanks for sharing.

[simonfergus1]

@myrdale i can make enough for everyone

[61dodgelancer]

I like how you got the avacado seed out hitting it with the knife and twisting it out. And Scoring the avacado before digging it out of the skin. I like to mix in salsa sometimes too.

[Rudawg350]

i usually keep the avocado diced, mashing it isn't quite the same, i prefer it as a salsa.

[Noblyuntruthful]

LOL last 20 seconds cracked me up.

[TheGoroja]

ahahaha whoii

[cageybee777]

lol

[ploppercon]

Needless to say; I lol'd.

[iFluxtion]

Ending orgy?

[somedudey0]

love the endin xd

[LilMsLakers]

THANK YOU! 

[SpaceWalkTraveller]

Thanks for the great video

[elmetalico213]

lol coments are really funny

[NeverShoutDomo]

I just mash up sone avocado and add a jar of salsa... :) tastes the same

[princesayoleasa]

@NeverShoutDomo really........????never thought of dat, imma try it lol

[moonlight89841]

Really stupid ending. Ruined the video

[Alchemistx99]

the ending is so cheesy.....just for that I'm disliking.

[Jahmed111]

where the fuck can you get serrano chili

[mrangeles800]

at 2:28 she qweefed

[chexmix123456789]

That's wrong

[IcePrincess619]

Wrong! Mabe i should make a video. Im Mexican

[mrangeles800]

one of them qweefed xD

[19ars92]

Hey motherfuckers leave something for me !

I guess ill have to wash the dirty bowl

[slicknick50]

OM NOM NOM NOM Eat dat guacamole!!!!!!!!!

[WolfyTails]

how did you cut the red and green onions? and garlic and stuff?

[sdsfguy1]

bow chica bow wow!!!!

[ajeyaran1]

The ending was a classic...totally made this video look like one of those commercials from sesame street

[TheXscielh]

ya kinda milked that last bit...

[MultiFreebieJeebies]

lets all write a comment about the ending

[TheDJBuckWild]

@MultiFreebieJeebies the ending sounded like when u play the sims game on pc and have a party

[tvbx520]

Was the ending necessary?

[BilliamBoy1]

Thats a Guacamole Happy Ending! MmmHmm!

[once2ice]

I GOT A BONER FROM WATCHING THIS

[Syarali00]

nam nam nam! at the end too funny lol

[ipodtouchisdany]

Hahhahahaahaaaaa

MMMMMMMMMMMMMHhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

Ummmmmm... mmm ... ummmmm

Ummmm fuk...

xD

[damaries01]

funny ending!!!

[doobtribe]

Nice ending! :]

[thatsista]

lol

[bestofutkarsh]

Mmmmmmmmm ..... Mmmmmmmmm ..... Ummmmmmmmm ...... Mmmmmmmmm ..... Mmmmmmmmm ..... Uuuummmmmmmm

[Dan4USCTroy]

I love how you made your guacamole I say, it made my mouth real watery, it looked yummy all the way. Now i have to have some on this wonderful Saturday, with chips and corona beer to wash it down ok. thanks for posting this Video, you rock I say, keep up the great work and try to make some carne asada with red rice and beans oooooLay!!!!!

[brigad09]

haha simpatic video!

[MFsenior09]

Good video!

[brainsareus]

capital punishment for double dippers.......

can i get some sanitary love claps ya'll..........

[Lyricgal100]

46 people can't make guacamole! lol....fail on mah part

[wackowx]

hahaha i laughed my ass of at that porno ending

[ArisVAng]

You mistook the pepper grinder for a pepper shaker XD

[onioncows]

you forgot cilantro!

[stupidasaduck]

@crackly the end didn't porno it was porno they sticking the chips in ised them sleves and eating eat lol

[DehydratedManatee]

I had the volume up high, and then the sexual orgasm sounds at the end came without warning. Now the other people in my house think I'm watching porn -__-

[MFsenior09]

@DehydratedManatee haha

[ivpix]

Looks good, but for my taste you missed the chopped cilantro...

[KimberleyASamuels]

Ive never really known what guacamole was when americans eat it on t.v. But now I do yay!!

[cjleger337]

Id prefer a sammich, cunt.

[antoniaworbridge]

mh ... as a yes, the water running in the mouth together mh .. yummy ..... I love it.

[tdotstudda]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AT THE END. ''TASSSSSSTYYYY''

[pasmaan]

NSFW

[TheSasha555]

Where's the garlic bitch?

[sean3ooo]

@TheSasha555 HEY! SHES A NICE WOMAN!

[zackkil]

@TheSasha555 lmfao!

[MsSMSgirl]

@TheSasha555 :(

[TheBoredPleasure]

Why the hell was she shaking the peppermill?

Love the guacamorgie at the end.

[saprater25]

Nice video. Never made guac before, so this will help me out a lot. Had a one suggestion and one question. First, politely suggest using the side of your board or sink to take the pit off the knife. A hard scrape/knock will loosen it and prevent any accidents. Question: was the lime placed in the right way? It may have been, but I just thought the round part would have been placed against the flesh and not the skin so it could hollow it out and get all the juice. Can't wait to make some tonight.

[malvavisco10]

Good video, but I wouldn't recommend cutting anything in the palm of your hand...that's what the cutting board is for. Knife safety first!

[MrJulioberne]

pornguacamole! jajajaja thanks to share :)

[SuperMegaFart]

haha i love the ending =p!

[Letspreach]

I always put a few boogers in mine, just for good measure.

[12lacy34]

Wow wow wow wow... You Totally Forgot the garlic, Its not, (in my oppinion) Guacamole unless theres some garlic I dont know,but personaly, I think other people would back me up on this.. xD

[jackienthesims]

lol



[camilia198773]

thank you for making this video.Porn and Guacamole is the perfect mix

[desertor1]

thats bullshit., the lemon kills the flavor of the guacamole, the only thing you need is to add garlic and little milk., don´t believeme ? just go to my hometown in mexico., that is american fake mexican food

[o0Marijne0o]

@desertor1 I believe that is lime, but I'm going to try the garlic and milk suggestion.

[NothingGirl101]

@desertor1 my mother always used a little bit of lime or lemon juice to prevent it from turning brown. i think some people use way too much and that is when it kills the flavor.

[nerdsar]

O.M.G.

the orgasm´s guacamole hahahahahaha

[Sdude100]

ending? 0.0"".........?!

[deadlykissez13]

lol i like the ending

[okie294life]

No garlic or cream cheese. I would miss the onions, and add garlic, then add also some cream cheese, not much. I would also check the lime squeezing. Too much lime makes the dip taste like crap.

[starystar5]

2:12-the end. wtf. :]

[brianknab]

This was narrated by Pam from "The Office"

[majorigpa]

if you are genuinely watching this video because you don't already know how to make guacamole, you are retarded.

[quarrydaleunited]

@majorigpa and you searched for "how to make guacamole" for what reason

[kristiburk24]

@majorigpa because knowing how to make guacamole is a concept that is just written into everyone's genes? Grow up.

[launchsa]

The best!

[thisurag]

are u guys from ETHIOPIA?

[walkandlookup]

First the lime juice so it won't oxidise

[Emishi88]

are they moaning?

[cherri7]

@Emishi88 yah LOL

[TheChipendale]

PINCHES GRINGOS MAMONES

[TheVittleVlog]

Thanks for the lesson....Looks Great!!!

[Blackeye112259]

:D weeeeeee

[zeropointprophet]

GRINGOS !!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

[jerryq85]

Hahaha... "Delicioso"

[brettsomers]

Yes, you forgot the cilantro!

[DoeBoi2525]

so that's how you make it

[crackly]

lol sounded like a porno at the end.

[EndreZ80]

agreed

[dillpickleboocutie]

@crackly :<AP

[Antinoid]

@crackly LOOOL yeah :)

[ravermouse]

@crackly A porno in your mouth. LMAO!!

[LatteizHot08]

@crackly omgosh it does,lol

[bluegrapes2010]

@crackly i agree ! :P

[crackly]

Haha i wrote this a year ago.. :)

[Theslajer1]

@crackly HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA OMG MY BELLY HAVE PAIN NOW XD GODDAMN IT WHY U TYPED THAT ON YOUTUBE!?

[FearFang1000]

@crackly you got that right buddy

[dboyz0123]

Good recipe. However my question is what part of the advacado is the fiber....the nut in the middle or the surroundings?

[santi7474]

she managed to cut the lime the wrong way!. Blondie!

[santi7474]

She managed to cut the lime the wrong way. Blonde!

[Sabasmom]

Hello, Thanks for the recipe. Do you ever use garlic? thanks1

[cmenofficialstaff]

D:! that made me go hungry! D:

[pknyryan]

where's the cilantro ?

[azautosport]

Many thanks, kick ass Guacamole i will make bra

[bettyd3345]

can you make it with out sorono chili?

[karlainabox]

Yeah it just won't have the spicy taste guacamole usually has. :)

[boxercare]

Jalapeño peppers are more common than serrano peppers for guacamole. But you don't need any peppers if you don't like spice.

[TwilightMoon777]

lmfao

How much did you pay those people at the end of the video to eat your guacamole? XD J/K It looks delicious but you could have done without the ending.

[wyecee]

Is an avocado a vegetable?

[zyg0t3e]

Fruit

[BostonSecret45]

yes

[wyecee]

One reply to my html acct. said it was a fruit.

[sophiasan]

fruit cuz it has a seed!

[diegolopez87149]

es de la familia de las nueces , no es ni fruta ni vegetal

[IDianaJones]

it looks like she put the salt from the wrong end...

[50hellkat2]

Wayyyy too much onion and tomato

[DoTheMexican]

It is a great recipe!

If you want to see how we mexicans prepare our guacamole. Go to youtube/dothemexican....

Greetings!

[tunaleg]

the end was just weird

[isai124]

Guacamole is a Mexican dish

[RegnevaCixot]

Amgz, I'm hungry now. ;(

[tinyparrots]

Yum!, Thanks for the info :)

[22ferngully22]

ok...that last part when they were eating was pretty awkward

[232498232498]

fatasses hahahahahaha in a funny way though not trying t be offensive

[TastyLamp07]

is Guacamole an american thing ? cos i havent the fogyest about it till this video

[muhammadrazman]

i never eated guacamole before :O

[letterdavidman1969]

Seconded: You forgot the cilantro. Also, a minced garlic clove or two certainly wouldn't hurt.

[ernestoo2]

delisicso

[morroida9966]

delicioso

[necterrin]

needs moar serrano and cilantro, even garlic. plain guacamole for gueros

[13mminne]

just squeeze the avocado and the seed will pop up!

[MEGAAALLEEXX]

u are an american with your american stuff i can do better

[mdostay]

You forgot the cilantro.

[linkin785]

i just tried to make this shit and it is NOT as easy as it looks! just buy the damn quac trust me!

[learrus]

If your name is any indication you listen to the band Linkin Park; this is a sure sign of a lower then average intellectual understanding of more or less anything.

Sorry; but she's a genius.