This is a great invention. I'm tired of using two hands to grab a clean towel when the third hand (oh, I don't have a third hand) is holding a wet object.
I'll get one of these soon and report back whether it works well for me here.
It's not laziness. I could do with one of these, actually. When you've got wet hands and you want to dry them on a sheet of kitchen paper, you have to actually touch the whole roll to get the sheet off, which makes the rest of the sheets soggy over time. Nice invention!
The company has released the final version at itouchless dot com for $59.99. It reads the perforations between the towel sheets and a lock system to lock in the roll so towel never unravels. It dispenses the new 1/2 sheet or regular full sheet towels and stops at the perforated line. It sounds like a great invention to save paper and never touch the unused towel.
that is such a great idea! but i dont want to have to pull the towel off or wipe anything either so can you find a way to make it do that for my lazy fat ass!?
Oh my god. This is the greatest invention ever created by man or woman in the history of the world!! You don't even have to put quarters into it!! (seriously, where do the quarters go?)
Hey, if you really want to save the planet, do what the Arabs do. Wipe your asshole with your bare hand, and then clean that off with the sponge in the bucket in the bathroom. No waste at all, and after a week you can drink the bucket water! Remember to use your left hand when wiping. Did you know that is the reason we shake with the right? I bet you didn't. Time to get some more OXYGEN you idealistic teenage moron.
Such a machine would prevent wet hands messing up the roll, and help improve sanitation. It could be provided in small business areas as a courtesy for customers.
Too expensive right now. It has a use though. If your hands are full of moschacelli or something, you won't get all over the whole roll. They probably want 3 easy payments of $99.99 for it right now, but in 2050 you'll get it for $5.
If you make one for toilet paper that will be cool. If you make one for toilet paper that also wipes my ass, that will be balls. If you make one for toilet paper that wipes my ass and jerks me off, I'll get divorced!
Err.. not really. Let's say a lot of people buy that crap. When it breaks, and they throw it away, where does it go? Gee, let's just dump in in another landfill and hope it decompses quickly without contaminating the groundwater. Also, what does it run on? If batteries, that's not good for the environment either. If you're worried about hygIEne, I recommend bathrooms use those hard to pull toilet papers.
Hey genius, perhaps you need a little more OXYGEN. He didn't say anything about landfills or disposal of the item. So let's just dump you IN IN another landfill and see how long it takes for you to rot. I for one don't want your greasy little fingers touching my paper towel.
It's pretty quick for a person to rot. It takes dozens of years for material to rot. There are paper towel dispensers that have already solved the germ problem. They are all over the place. The paper towels come in sheets that are already ripped. They are in a box hanging on the wall. A slip of the paper towel hangs out. All you do is pull to get ur sheet out. You didn't touch any of the other papers. Problem solved.
You need to learn internet etiquette. What's wrong with you ppl? You would never speak like that to a person in real life. He talked about global warming. That means he's talking about harming the environment. Landfills also harm the environment. I can't believe you guys haven't seen the paper towel dispensers that have already solved the germ problem.
why can't it cut it off too
bistander 3 years ago
"full shit mode"
jonkim015 3 years ago 4
This is a great invention. I'm tired of using two hands to grab a clean towel when the third hand (oh, I don't have a third hand) is holding a wet object.
I'll get one of these soon and report back whether it works well for me here.
HartfordTommy 4 years ago
hahah nice
TheMMMKAY9931 4 years ago
It's not laziness. I could do with one of these, actually. When you've got wet hands and you want to dry them on a sheet of kitchen paper, you have to actually touch the whole roll to get the sheet off, which makes the rest of the sheets soggy over time. Nice invention!
msp880 4 years ago 5
well not really though. you know, at all.
Adkit2 4 years ago
The company has released the final version at itouchless dot com for $59.99. It reads the perforations between the towel sheets and a lock system to lock in the roll so towel never unravels. It dispenses the new 1/2 sheet or regular full sheet towels and stops at the perforated line. It sounds like a great invention to save paper and never touch the unused towel.
itouchless 4 years ago
Soon we will have a robot that wipes are ass at the press of a button to.
tubesurfer23 4 years ago 2
They have toilets that spray water on your ass after you used the bathroom lol
Soveth1 4 years ago
@tubesurfer23 It's called a bidet. Semi-automatic toilet to clean your button after doing the doo.
chechnya 1 year ago
useless
Phinks 4 years ago
America is sOOO LAZY
Hotspitta4life 4 years ago
Theres only one logical reason for this...
FAIRY ODD PARENTS!
maplestory70 4 years ago
What?!? wtf is apple gunna do next... they need to chill
TDog4444 4 years ago
By putting your hand next to the damn towels, you could grab one!
hatakeichigo 4 years ago
The motion sensitive paper towel dispensers in bathrooms makes sense. That's for sanitary reasons and they're a great invention.
This couldn't be stupider.
Paradiddler45 4 years ago
dis aint even smart no more.
dis jus bein lazy.
wtf happen america?
nd japan..
illestpnoy15 4 years ago
doing it maunly sounds faster to me
sweetfunmonkey 5 years ago
who the fuck would buy that? i'll rather use my hands than use that piece of shit.
azzstar4 5 years ago
This is kinda amazingly pointless.
Like the ones that hang on the wall work better already--although they don't use the same kind of paper towel. I'm sure you could modify those.
I don't really see much people buying this for anything but a stupid gift or just to show off that they buy crazy shit.
kidd2k1 5 years ago
are you serious...
you would seriously rather wave your hand, and wait for it to go rrrrrrr and rip it.. rather than just grab it and rip it??
gingerbreadboie 5 years ago
y are u all talking about global warming in the comments? This is just a touchless towel dispenser!!!! he doesnt sat *bleep* about global warming
weeeeeeeee10 5 years ago
this video changed my life.
nawtyeravgjoe 5 years ago
you could just get the one they use in restaurant bathrooms.
ssw20 5 years ago
any device that is slower than doing it manually isnt useful
tehsimo 5 years ago
wow...a must buy...NOT
cdh409 5 years ago
wow... that sounds awesome... but I want a butt wiping one!!!! :(
bad4urhealth123 5 years ago
takes long to wave ur hand over the sensor and wait than it is to just grab a towel urself!!
manifestjmu 5 years ago
maybe they can make the touchless wipe system. i wave my hand over a sensor and a machine wipes my ass after a dump. the human race is doomed.
zuki1899 5 years ago
Old news. Never been in Japan?
matt4magic 5 years ago
yeah actually...spent two years on okinawa and visited the mainland a couple of times. i know all about the all in one toilets.
zuki1899 5 years ago
What an useless invention.
Intoxication 5 years ago
that is such a great idea! but i dont want to have to pull the towel off or wipe anything either so can you find a way to make it do that for my lazy fat ass!?
marshallstack2007 5 years ago
lol.. iuseless towel system
CoinsMaster 5 years ago
Oh my god. This is the greatest invention ever created by man or woman in the history of the world!! You don't even have to put quarters into it!! (seriously, where do the quarters go?)
tidycat4 5 years ago
Talk about wasting energy and hurting the planet...
oxygen1234 5 years ago
Hey, if you really want to save the planet, do what the Arabs do. Wipe your asshole with your bare hand, and then clean that off with the sponge in the bucket in the bathroom. No waste at all, and after a week you can drink the bucket water! Remember to use your left hand when wiping. Did you know that is the reason we shake with the right? I bet you didn't. Time to get some more OXYGEN you idealistic teenage moron.
HarrisonBergeron01 5 years ago
Read above comment.
oxygen1234 5 years ago
lol its cool to have but not worth paying for, its faster take it out ur self
emadkkk 5 years ago
Great. You should figure out all the legal stuff and sell it on the market, that is, if you didn't already. Keep those creative juices flowing.
Laura
skybitscom 5 years ago
how lazy can we get?
Lakersguy21 5 years ago
Such a machine would prevent wet hands messing up the roll, and help improve sanitation. It could be provided in small business areas as a courtesy for customers.
SoldierZ340 5 years ago
Too expensive right now. It has a use though. If your hands are full of moschacelli or something, you won't get all over the whole roll. They probably want 3 easy payments of $99.99 for it right now, but in 2050 you'll get it for $5.
PussayPatrol 5 years ago
why
ProfessorHuggins 5 years ago
If you make one for toilet paper that will be cool. If you make one for toilet paper that also wipes my ass, that will be balls. If you make one for toilet paper that wipes my ass and jerks me off, I'll get divorced!
Diablit01 5 years ago
whats the point!
DarcyE19 5 years ago
wow..the things people make
FoolyCooly1 5 years ago
Pretty useless.
cutiemd007 5 years ago
OMG! THE FUTURE IS NOW!
arianitoronto 5 years ago
good god
wordtwister 5 years ago
I'd rather just rip the paper off myself, it's faster than waiting on that machine to spit it out :/
ibrandlilponies 5 years ago
its just a gutted paper towel dispenser used in most resturants today ...its nothing new or special
weezie63 5 years ago
That's all it is....Some idiot below called it brilliant
XshamisX 5 years ago
some people are way way too stupid to understand something brilliant!
uniterscron 5 years ago
What else are they going to come up with ? something to connect to your butt hole and suck the shit out of you? oh wait.... they did that already.
audri 5 years ago
what is the point all you touch is the towl normally anyways what a waste of time
karldakilla 5 years ago
i actually rip my sheets off quick with one hand so no germs ever get on the other sheets. So thats just stupid
gramual 5 years ago
Think about it, YOU are NOT the consumer as a whole...
So YOU don't really matter that much.
Just because this product is useless to YOU doesn't make it useless for others!
uniterscron 5 years ago
wow wat a complete waste of money
yaHARmeMATEY 5 years ago
Is that for real? I almost peed myself laughing!
MaxieG 5 years ago
w00t w00t.. excellent invention..
patent it quick
kool4eva 5 years ago
IT'S ABOUT HYGEINE people. It's not about lazy, or global warming. It's about reducing the spread of germs. You need to think outside the box.
skyypilot 5 years ago
Err.. not really. Let's say a lot of people buy that crap. When it breaks, and they throw it away, where does it go? Gee, let's just dump in in another landfill and hope it decompses quickly without contaminating the groundwater. Also, what does it run on? If batteries, that's not good for the environment either. If you're worried about hygIEne, I recommend bathrooms use those hard to pull toilet papers.
oxygen1234 5 years ago
Hey genius, perhaps you need a little more OXYGEN. He didn't say anything about landfills or disposal of the item. So let's just dump you IN IN another landfill and see how long it takes for you to rot. I for one don't want your greasy little fingers touching my paper towel.
HarrisonBergeron01 5 years ago
It's pretty quick for a person to rot. It takes dozens of years for material to rot. There are paper towel dispensers that have already solved the germ problem. They are all over the place. The paper towels come in sheets that are already ripped. They are in a box hanging on the wall. A slip of the paper towel hangs out. All you do is pull to get ur sheet out. You didn't touch any of the other papers. Problem solved.
oxygen1234 5 years ago
You need to learn internet etiquette. What's wrong with you ppl? You would never speak like that to a person in real life. He talked about global warming. That means he's talking about harming the environment. Landfills also harm the environment. I can't believe you guys haven't seen the paper towel dispensers that have already solved the germ problem.
oxygen1234 5 years ago
That's called USELESS not touchless
Panter4 5 years ago
Wow..
BeRkStAh 5 years ago
gizmodo is getting gay lately
pwnwner 5 years ago
hahahaha
wowiejunior 5 years ago
doesn't look touchless to me
striker426 5 years ago
hahahahaha yah!
wowiejunior 5 years ago
I guess this would be usefull if you only had one arm.
MiLoMac06 5 years ago
I would actually buy the device if it doesn't cost too much..
babe88blue 5 years ago
lol. that just so funny, it could be handy for disabled ppl
lizardhunt 5 years ago
what a waste of batteries
ariestheramone 5 years ago
I absoultely agree. Total waste of electrical power, and help global warming!
watercolour 5 years ago
i agree, a good design doesnt need electricity especialy eith this type of household appliance...a clever mechanism or design is the answer
wowiejunior 5 years ago
Haha useless
JadedBeliever 5 years ago
lol
HeavenlyWoo 5 years ago
XD lolol
ijbokn 5 years ago
I want one!
BlackTedebear 5 years ago
it doesn't talk?
youhater 5 years ago
( shakes head )
Neon360 5 years ago
JAJA STUPY BUT IT'S SO FUNNY.
darknosferatus 5 years ago
Haha ridiculous.
BradOFarrell 5 years ago