Thanks For The Ride Lady!!! - Creepshow 2

[chrismontiel1]

she didn't even mean to hit you freak

[SunbeltRyders]

This is missing a few minutes off the beginning

[BlackFriday14]

i got uu i got uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BASTAR

[BlackFriday14]

ur seein things bitch u cant live wit it lol

[MadeofLoveBorn2Love]

Are white women this conniving, cunning and heartless in real life??? Are there 365 days in a year with the exception of a leap year. HELLZ YEAH!!!

[trapped45]

cocaine is one hell of a drug

[trapped45]

Damn, bitch! He just wants to thank you!!  lol :)

[Ihuffglue91]

Did she think of saying you're welcome?

[Diakonov29]

yer seein things bitch

[Earych]

Although this film lacked the awesome atmosphere and soundtrack of the first movie, the shorts were still pretty good. This one was the best in my opinion. Payback is a real bitch :)

[dontmarshmymellow101]

Rejection SUCKS!!

[jeremyelkins100]

@dontmarshmymellow101 tell me about it

[dontmarshmymellow101]

yeah, shes going to jail now......

[ricek1973]

King and Romero are the masters of horror films i wish they would get together again,because horror movies r not like they use to be.

[brismike65]

A much better film in retrospect with good stories

[jrpone]

Thanks for the Ride Lady....

Hey Lady thanks for the Ride..

[laurenalys8]

hahaha "your seein' things bitch"

[Suave785]

It was Barack Obama's first movie role.

[myblock]

That man got freaky at the end. I guess thats what he really wanted

[siennavine81]

That music is so scary it gives me shills!

[OneRedKansan41]

Hey, the dude just wanted a ride...

[XtXa1]

Whoever made the hitchhiker prop is pro. People who get their face smashed like that really do turn out that way O_o

[missytee3740]

dang she overkilled that brotha.... lol

[missytee3740]

lol thats where cheating gets u..... goin crazy!!!!

[trusthonesty]

i think diving thru the woods was her best idea -_____-

[MrSlowsprinter]

As I posted earlier, this guys resilience is unprecidented, also his resilience and his gratitude are inspiring.

[zlipus]

Do you think she was more scared of the fact that he was a zombie... or black...

[britneysprsfan1]

I looove these little horror flicks I can watch them all day!!

[Acidic303]

This is what she got for cheating on her husband :p

[cgardner]

Thanks for the ride lady!

[horror455]

@TreecesTreasure yeah I would have to agree that Carpenter is the best

[horror455]

@TreecesTreasure yeah I did know about those guys doing roles, but I just thought the people who didn't know, would like a fun fact. P.S who do you think is better, Carpenter or Craven? if you watch their movies.

[horror455]

for those who didn't know, in the HITCHHICKER, after the lady hit the the guy, and drove off. You see people stopping at the dead man. The semi-truck driver who was lighing flares...is Stephen King

[Chockarblock]

I liked all the Creepshow 2 stories but this one edges into the lead as my favourite. The film crew sure put that Mercedes Benz through the wringer. They gave it such a workout I'm a little surprised Mercedes never sought permission to use some of the footage for promotional purposes.

[mrthebengaltiger1]

Knock knock knock* "How are you doing, lady? Thanks! (Kisses finger ring*) Thanks for the ride. (Points finger in a threatening manner*). Hand comes through sunroof* The HitchHiker grabs her arm very firmly and doesn't let go. His head then appears outside of the front drivers window. He then repeats his catchphrase... "Thanks for the ride, lady! Thanks for the ride, lady! Thanks for the ride!" He looks like he's high or has an adrenaline rush. One eye wide open and the other swollen almost shut

[CHEESEYknob0Fbutter]

This scared the jebus out of me when I was little I couldn't sleep for ages without him popping up "thanks for the ride lady"

[shadowman2192]

@CHEESEYknob0Fbutter Same here man, it doesn't bother me now but I saw this when I was 7 and it terrified me..Every night I would think I hear him shuffling down the hallway all bloody and gross then peeks around the corner into my room and "THANKS FOR RIDE LADY!"....I watched it with my 7 yr. old daughter, didn't bother her a bit in fact she thought it was funny....I guess our imagination is way to active lol

[emilyelizabethh1]

"youre seeing things bitch" 

[rocksoliddude1]

the woman is such a bitch you're glad he kills her

[Nepente333]

The woman's lover's hot.

[Oreo493]

@Nepente333 AGREED!



[JimmyJamrico]

The hitchiker is the guy who plays Martin Moorehouse in Tales from the Hood.

[powwow23]

im watching this on netflix..

[Oreo493]

@powwow23 SO WAS I. :D

[umagnus77]

all she had to say was your welcome

[Shatterband1]

she sucks at driving take away her license please

[monkeybone444]

Typical woman driver..

[Nepente333]

@monkeybone444 Lollll.

[yellowtaxi11]

Hitch hiker is a zombie rapist. I don't blame the lady for running him over.

[PumaSweat]

Man I hitchhiked with two girls once and I forgot to tell them

"Thanks for the ride lady.THANKS!"

[boococky89]

This guy must looooove rich white pussy

[351cleavland]

See, the sunroof option is just not worth the $1500 premium that dealerships ask for!

[DiminishedTB]

I Wish This Was a Full Movie :D

[Spartacus217]

Usually the woman thanks me for the ride.

[BboyREckO]

How Ya Doin Lady....Thanx........ Thanx for the Ride. lol

[mrthebengaltiger1]

@BboyREckO. Funniest lines ever! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[silkk07]

there's lesson for you kiddies never pick up hitchhikers on the hood of your car!!!

[cbaldwinjr]

Proof positive that some white people will do ANYTHING to avoid dealing with black people :) lmao

[halfwit134]

So she died from the exhaust from her Mercedes? I never fully understood...

[nonplayerzealot4]

@halfwit134 He choked her out.

[TheCumdogmillionaire]

I wonder what she says after that I can't understand it

[TheCumdogmillionaire]

THANKS FOR THE RIDE LADY!!!!!

[BrianRumbaugh23]

Lmao @shadowman2192. Tree fiddy

[KittehHawk]

Uploaded on my birthday. My fav film happens to be Creepshow too! :D

[Sparkle33o]

I started laughing when she kept shooting him and he said nothing but when she kicked him he said ow lol

[sonrouge]

@Sparkle33o Probably because the kick was real and she accidently hurt the actor.

[MrJosephSlaughter]

Hitchhicker: Thanks for the ride!

Me: Youre Welcome! ^^

[spunkflunk]

this lady doesnt know how to role up her windows and sunroof

[qwertasdcfghjklmo24z]

How come you cut out the beginning where she wakes up in the gigglo's apartment?

[SexxiFitch]

Lmfao Wtf I watched thizz two yrz ago And I keep re playing trying not to laugh buhh az she says at 7:29 ... Yesh it iz impossible.... I keep laughing :P

[Ravagefrenzy79]

this clip still gives me night frights

[VortexatGOZIE]

you know for a zombie when he held up the sign you killed me he sure seemed afriad of flying off the car. He could always teleport back on like he 1st did when he reappeared...

[VortexatGOZIE]

this would make a good re-election ad hehehehehe

[corinthianreader]

If only this really did happen to all the people who did a hit and run...

[tabbybful]

He's just trying to thank you! Dang, calm your tits lady!

[nignaggin1219]

It's missing the intro where she's cheating on her husand which is why she's rushing home to get there before her husband.

[oklahomaorange]

Classic!

[yungreg01]

getting his hand caught in a window hurt but constantly getting ran over by a car didnt phase him????

[shadowman2192]

Instead of saying "thanks for the ride lady" he should have said.........

"I need about tree fiddy"

[HaloBoy74]

@shadowman2192 Totally!

[jrpone]

@shadowman2192 He should have "Gimme yo car BITCH(Emphasis on Bitch)"

[shadowman2192]

Respond to this video...When I was kid this story gave me nightmares for weeks,

I don't know why it bothered me so bad...

When I watch it now I laugh at it but as a kid it terrified me, at night I would be laying in bed sweating and shivering afraid hes gonna come walking down the hallway till he gets to my bedroom door and say "Thanks for the ride lady!"

even though I was a boy and then come and kill me lol....I miss being a kid.

[MagicalOillusions]

wtfff

[Donovan1236]

This lady is so stupid, she can actually avoid death if she's not. Here's her mistakes:

1. For being a stupid driver,

2. For not keeping an eye on the road to watch for the hitchhiker,

3. For being a coward and run away like the other hit-and-runners,

4. For NOT ASKING WHERE THE HIKER WANTS TO GO! CAN'T YOU SEE HE JUST WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE???

5. Oh yeah, and for cheating on her husband. All this just because she wants to go home early after cheating on her husband. Serves you right bitch!

[TeamPlasmaKingN]

@Donovan1236 It's just a movie, man. Calm down. 

[Donovan1236]

@TeamPlasmaKingN Of course it is. Still, she's a moron.

[claytonc1000]

That black guy must have been fucking wrecked on PCP to take that much haha

[PompousPreacher]

If only this would happen to the Koch Brothers.

[Rizzal2468]

3:39 that is the time to do a BRAKE CHECK! xD

[steelflame1]

Flaw, the guy she hit was white. Go back and freeze frame it.

[Warren01s10]

6:34 poor black homeless guy in the street

[IanWilliamMora]

Dover is in Maine, its where he was hitching to

[TheAltair4]

@IanWilliamMora Dover is in New Hampshire actually.

[SonnyJamesJefferson]

At 8:20, her face......I couldn't stop laughing lol.

[StarfishLOVESyou]

".....  You're seeing things bitch!" LOL

[jacqueliney32]

mrpikachurules.......i think what they meant by dover is that, thats where he was trying to hitchhike to...i could be wrong but thats the way i gathered it.

[JamesonBondy]

"DOVER"? I don't get it.

[MrSlowsprinter]

I used to watch this in the 80, and took it for granted, but this guy's resilience is unprecedented.

[emilym755]

hampden, baltimore LOL!

[MikamiPro]

If we had female Cab drivers where I'm from I'd totally end the journey with "Thanks for the ride lady".

[bwild61]

Thanks for the Ride Lady !!

[SimonRivasV2]

this scared the piss out of me as kid haha

[MrPikachurules]

What happened at the end?i coundn't tell WTF he was doing.And why at the end did it say 'DOVER"? plz respond

[halfwit134]

6:35 Mr. hitchhiker/dead guy Meet the rear end of my Mercedes!!!

[jason89920002000]

Has the thought ever occurred to her to say "Your Welcome"

[cgardner]

Thanks for the ride lady!!

[steven8807]

"You're seeing things bitch!"

[cbenoit427]

This proves that if you want a reliable form of transportation, find a black man.

[Suave785]

He should of broke her jaw and raped her face!

[prototype3651]

why doesnt she just use the brakes to eject him from the top of the car instead of ramming trees?

[TVCoolStuff]

This has a realy good message in this story.

The moral is basically about 'regret'

She killed someone, but this is a visual representation of her metaphorical GUILT :) Very clever. :)

[ratmriot]

@TVCoolStuff Shut the fuck up.



[TVCoolStuff]

6:50 "I got you! You cunt!' Wouldve been the perfect line...

[coffycup75]

My favorite of the Creepshow 2 vignettes. You're awesome for uploading this, thank you so much!!

[caddad69]

Thanks for the Ride man,!!! *Me, Oh! no problem man..... anytime * bitch slaps him made u flinch!! Ohhh Hahaha...

[myrtha77]

i saw it when i was a girl and i was terrified!!

[lilmissenigma]

I watched this when I was a kid with my family years ago. I think we have thrown ourselves on the winscreen and said "Thanks for the ride lady" hundreds of times when we have given each other a lift somewhere, and we all still laugh our asses off!

[Melbourneboy1984]

He's NOT white when she hits him, everyone keeps saying this, it's the headlights shining onto him. Pause it and play through it slowly, it's clearly the same guy.

[zachthezombie]

LOL the musical score for this film is all over the place

[existenceisrelative]

We should take this as a lesson. Inside every old white hitchhiker is a young black zombie.

[TheTannerzilla]

lol 09:30

[wainthrop]

so the moral to this story is when you see a weirdo with a woollen hat,manky yellow raincoat and gloves not forgetting the bloodsoaked sign saying Dover,you should always pull over and give these people a lift not forgetting that the person might change colour along the way.

[trufbetold]

Apparently, he was really, really grateful for the ride...

[seclusionloner]

the hitchhicker guy from Barbershop, it was Tom Wright who play Detective Willams

[TheDman147100]

He keeps saying "Thanks for the ride, lady!" He has a really weird way of showing his gratitude. LOL

[10101110101111111111]

How did he go from a white guy to a black guy? lol, random

[KendrydMorral]

lmao....WTF!? How did the hitchhiker guy become black!? Fuck Hollywood!

[thetriplea2003]

@KendrydMorral No doubt, I don't recall dude being burned during any scene...

[jacqueliney32]

@KendrydMorral he was already black! lol

[watcbd]

@KendrydMorral Although they didn’t elaborate during the movie I can explain. In the beginning when she hits the white guy with her car, that was the crime actually happening. The rest of the scene was a reenactment of the black crime taking place for fox 19 evening news in Dover. : )

[shadowman2192]

@KendrydMorral The guy is a black actor by the name of Tom Wright, he never was white when he got hit by the car it only looks that way because the video quality is poor....He was black before and after he was killed lol

[JVcrow44]

@KendrydMorral I never caught that before. Hahaha I guess being with with a car causes skin pigment deformation.

[HeroinxcorexVanessa]

I always think of this when I'm driving at night.

[Sonnythemobster]

your seein things bitch. LOL

[LORDGOAT1976]

Yes I did notice that lol, what a funny line lol.

[7502009]

I had to show this to my daughter.... It used to scare my little brother. He's have nightmares from it. I always laughed.

[stutwostep]

Women drivers...

[JoanBeatrington001]

@englishcomedy258 k :)

[JoanBeatrington001]

@englishcomedy258 Are you joking? Thats perfectly acceptable these days. dont you see the double standard in racism today? its okay to beat, rape, mock and bully racially assault white people and no big deal is made, but if a black man is even called a "nigger" then Whites collectively suffer and are lectured about "racism" through their tv screens and your precious Zionist Jewish news media companys. So dont fucking blame Fox. They have made them a scapegoat and you fall for it. Sheep

[incrediblehulkmovies]

@JoanBeatrington001 here here!

[JoanBeatrington001]

@englishcomedy258 They showed a white man being hit by a car instead of a black, although the character is black, because political correctness is so crazy that they cant simply show a black being accidentally hit by a white person. THAT WOULD BE RACIST And everyone would cry and the SPLC an ADL would be filing law suits

[Amorphustruth]

@JoanBeatrington001 Glad to see people like you never let your obvious stupidity stop you from vomiting your views over us all. No the guy she initially hit was not white......headlights- shining- face, you idiot. Secondly this is a great little horror short that has stood the test of time, why do you need to sully it by ' playing the race card'- (see you people do it too).....just enjoy it for what it is?

[mncowgirl1012]

"your seeing things, bitch" HAHAHA

[sk8termom74]

Classic short stories...love them!!!!!

[friehorse66]

Yup it's me Poncho, from the raft, check out my Facebook Fan Page, Daniel Beer Public Figure, click on the like button, and check out never seen photos from the film and more cool stuff. Thanks. Look forward to hearing from you all.

[Ivdro]

why couldnt she just said.................you're welcome? could had been a life saver

[UsernameHasExpired]

That guy is really desperate to say thanks.

[IDoNotBlameYou]

Oh shit! That's Lois Chiles, ex-model and one of the Bond girls (''Moonraker'').

[TheWayne14]

this movie was bullshit i want 10:34 mins of my life back

[spicysoda]

if you pause at 1:47 and look to the left there's a random guys face there

[CCRiderPictures]

What is this guy supposed to be a zombie

[TheLovelylove]

The scariest shit of all time,still scary all this time later.I don't know why the hell I'm watcing it alone now,lol! These movie needs its props,don't know why more people don't acknowledge how terrifying it is.

[lordxeras]

The revolver she has is a five-shot Colt Detective Special. Crome plated with pearl grips.

[MrRppd2shrds]

how rude he didnt say thanks for the bullets

[jamesdeanfan]

LOL!!! I remember watching this last year drunk at 2am in the morning. I was puking out...orange stuff and drank coke.

[RoseDrops20]

If you all pause at 00:38 you can see that he is a black man.

[zombeslayer17]

his tonngueeeeeee~!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[InfamousMrJ]

Homeless people are f***ing persistent..except for trying to get a job..

[MrGuitarandvocals]

Awesome car - especially with a diesel engine

[Titan990]

Remember kids, do not run over innocent black people...or there spirit will find and murder you

[MsTheCommentator]

Yes! Stephen King driving the truck! :D

[MsTheCommentator]

@MsTheCommentator ah, nevermind...this is the shitty cut version. in the full length, Stephen King and some other dude asses the damage on the black guy. Watch the full version, it's way better. :)

[JordanEmonds]

Quality film, just remembered the line "Thanks for the ride lady!" for some strange reason today, havent watched this film in years. The line popped into my head so I youtubed and relived some childhood :-)

[robokiwi37]

all he wanted was a simple ur welcome

[MsLoyal12]

that was a pretty sturdy car.

[SoulConstruct]

THANKS FOR THE RIDE, LADY!!!

[Daleguy13new]

WHY IN HELL DOES HE HAVE TO BE BLACK!!!