Fοr the paѕt уеаrѕ Brooke Вrοdаck һаs νerіfiablу bееn sοlіcіtіng and recеiνіng donаtіons from fаns fоr falsе rеasοnѕ and usеd it to fіnаnсe һеr exрensiνe lifе-style.
Ιf sһе mаde yοu fеel bаd for һer or оtһerwiѕе induсеd yοu intο sеndіng mοney, don't fall for it.
Twilight is the worst... the author should be drawn and quartered for creating such drivel...she has set back vampires back 50 years.. Vampire dont sparkle, they fucking BURN!!!!
TWILIGHT SUCKS ITS FOR FAT UGLY OR STRAIGHT UP NASTY ASS LONLEY GIRLS SO THEY WONT FEEL AS LONLEY... but ill admit there are some girls that like it and arent ugly... BUT MOST ARE!
Jesus christ, how old are you? if you really are into vampire "novels" may i suggest anne rice? you can find her in the literature section... you know, where adults go to find books.It's usually far, far away from the hack novels marketed toward imbecilic 11 year old girls. or you can continue to be a vapid waste of oxygen, your call.
also, i believe i saw a sign in your mouth that said "next tooth: 10 miles"
if someone should calm down you can provoke them the message right quick by inhaling through the nostrils fast. It might make them angry, but anger is better than psychoticity and hyperventilating, especially if injured
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@darkmech81ag anyone dumb enough to give money to an ugly buck toothed retard who likes twilight deserves to be scammed. actually, they should send me money, break their computer, and get the fuck off of my internet.
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If she made you feel bad for her or otherwise induced you into sending money, don't fall for it.
Don't be fooled, don't support the scam, she doesn't need your help, sympathy or money.
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I'm currently reading the first book, and I'd like to request that you rewrite the series based on your interpretation of the movies. It'd be a lot more interesting!
And I guess you haven't read all the books, because Bella is NOT the Titanic. I have tried to re-imagine the series as a metaphor or something, assuming you're right, but it just doesn't work with Bella as a famous sunk boat. Or I'm just too stupid to get it.
... Please just read the books and let me know if that's it.
"Someone who got punched in the stomach" LOL! I can't stop laughing. Your Kristen Stewart impersonation is hilarious! Yeah I noticed the Virgin thing too, the Edward always driving a new Volvo thing annoyed me too though.
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And furthermore, I think that in a simple video like this Brookers talent really shines, the way she just whips that (censored) out. Just talking into a camera without any rubber chicken props and not putting people to sleep is greatness. Actually I think I like the non-funny Brookers videos the best.
yeah..edward look a lot more pale in this movie,but the other cullens look better,they are more prettier especially alice.but i like victoria's scene, when the wolves are chasing her.rachelle is good as victoria, and beautiful too.the cgi is good.but somehow the wolves look so cute, furry and adorable not that frightening or scary.haha..i love them.
One time Brooke's roommate Caitlin Hill started sending me messages on twitter asking me to donate money.
I asked her why and she told me Brooke wanted her to solicit her followers and subscribers for money or else Caitlin would be kicked out of the apartment.
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All I know is that "Twilight: New Moon" was filmed entirely in my province of British Columbia, Canada and the cast & crew boosted our film industry for future projects. :)
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Bahahaha. I pretty much hate Stephanie Meyer and her Twilight Saga and viewed her Twilight movie as a comedy, but I do want to see New Moon. Mainly to see what all the fuss is about. It looks boring. Boringly boring but people want me to go with them so I might as well tag along right?
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Interesting editing. I kind o like it. Actually, it probably was lipstick. They put make up on guys in movies so certain features stand out. Never got into acting, couldn't handle the makeup on my face.
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I enjoyed New Moon much more then Twilight - though I still think the glittering thing is the most absolutely retarded thing out of every vampire story. Better action in this one. It was good but I won't see it again. I don't like the audience cheering when someone comes on screen or takes their shirt off. Very distracting, come on people - it's a movie not a live show - grow up.
I really loved the movie... but I'll venture to say that it really does help with these movies to have read the books first. They really only serve as a half deicent visual...
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*After watching an Episode of Freakazoid Stephanie Meyer gets the greatest idea yet... Draws straight line face with a red crayon on the bottom of her foot* there, there... ... I shall call you Edward! *she smiles and pets her foot* You're a vampire.
DUDE... GIVE it the FUCK UP ALREADY. Don't you have a REAL FUCKING LIFE ...jesus are you just jealous cause you didn't THINK of a way to make money on youtube ???
took the words right out of my mouth. even though i havent seen the movie? and have no intention to play any part in propagating the twilight franchise. but if i had then thats what id have said
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@rooski321 ... really? But I still like you... aww, too bad... and all because of her... that makes me wanna post more, so it doesn't happen again! ;)
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The only think that vampires movies make me think is: "I would really like to see a fat vampire. A fat ugly vampire. With his face full of a virulent form of acne. And, in the movie, he can still kicks ass, despite all that..". Honestly. This is what missing in vampire movies.
I think maybe they should bring Bill Compton into the mix to spice things up a bit. And when Bella reveals that she's the Titanic, Bill says, "I remember you!" D: Then Edward gets jealous and they all explode.
I was really gasey in the theater because the movie was too long and I think people knew it was me... it was me, sorry but we went to chipotle first, I blamed it on the wolves, they looked like they should have smelled
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darkmech81ar 1 month ago 8
Twilight is the worst... the author should be drawn and quartered for creating such drivel...she has set back vampires back 50 years.. Vampire dont sparkle, they fucking BURN!!!!
JBird1964 8 months ago
1:05 LOL
MrHarryj18 9 months ago
oh god how did i end up here
greyndog1 11 months ago
VAMPIRE GIVE HER HEAD
lolzurd3d 1 year ago
WUT
I really enjoyed this.
MudScarf 1 year ago
TWILIGHT SUCKS ITS FOR FAT UGLY OR STRAIGHT UP NASTY ASS LONLEY GIRLS SO THEY WONT FEEL AS LONLEY... but ill admit there are some girls that like it and arent ugly... BUT MOST ARE!
ImASonicGuy 1 year ago
-----FAIL GIRL-------
ivancar1997 1 year ago
stop jusing drugs
cirkic 1 year ago
maybe shes...bigfoot...LOL
fuegomamacita 1 year ago
twillight is retard thats all u had to say then end the video with unfitting funny shit then tbag music lol
ArchAngel4275 1 year ago
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Agremen 1 year ago
@Agremen u wanna test it out g2 it's house THEN U'LL SEE lol jk i have no idea guy or girl but i guess girl wts it matter this vid is still retarded
ArchAngel4275 1 year ago
paste.
JayMaztaz 1 year ago
hahaaha this is awesome
indiangiveryes 1 year ago
Sounds like you just stopped trying...
Sorry
KTtheMELLO 1 year ago
Jesus christ, how old are you? if you really are into vampire "novels" may i suggest anne rice? you can find her in the literature section... you know, where adults go to find books.It's usually far, far away from the hack novels marketed toward imbecilic 11 year old girls. or you can continue to be a vapid waste of oxygen, your call.
also, i believe i saw a sign in your mouth that said "next tooth: 10 miles"
trioofsixes 1 year ago
if someone should calm down you can provoke them the message right quick by inhaling through the nostrils fast. It might make them angry, but anger is better than psychoticity and hyperventilating, especially if injured
flakskuk 1 year ago
whatever she is - she's a giant douche
Saladbowl 1 year ago
Maybe she's the Titanic. lol
BlankBrain 1 year ago
OH MY GOD, i think i love u...
seriously ur so damn right, i have been wanting to say all the things u said for such a long time, and then u come along...
i think i must kill u
TjuvLarm 1 year ago
its cuz he's a fag
adamthompsona 1 year ago
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darkmech81ag 1 year ago 5
@darkmech81ag anyone dumb enough to give money to an ugly buck toothed retard who likes twilight deserves to be scammed. actually, they should send me money, break their computer, and get the fuck off of my internet.
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Poor darkmech, tried to buy Brooke's affections and it didn't work out.
Poor 'Lil fella, will he ever get over it?
Will he ever get himself a real girlfriend to torment?
LOL at poor, sad, heartbroken, 'lil darkmech
EnLaBajada 1 year ago
i watched 30seconds of this and wanted to shoot myself >.> so instead imma go and shoot the person who sent me the link :D
Andrewisawh0re 1 year ago
you are totally brookers! :D i remember you! number one numa fan!
sithci2 1 year ago
Whoa. This made me laugh so loud I broke all of my elbows. . . all of them
JohnAllenSoares 1 year ago
bella lagosi
areyoulookinatmepal 1 year ago
Brooke,
i love you ...........scads!
Kowboy74
kowboy74 1 year ago
She is the Titanic. It's been confirmed by the author.
poda05 1 year ago
your the best
kaeleak1 2 years ago
"...maybe she is the titanic!" x'D LMAO
FemmePhobia 2 years ago 3
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darkmech81ak 2 years ago 5
so far I've seen this same exact post on like 5 different videos.......
you really are starting to look like a bitter, little stalker......
and yes, I TOTALLY approve YOU getting scammed........
theedgeinshow 1 year ago 10
ohh wow that was funny at the end hahaha
maddie17Pearl 2 years ago
your hair is cute in this video i like it
maddie17Pearl 2 years ago
who carse!!!
az12223 2 years ago
BELLA IS BIGFOOT! XD
Moonstruck220 2 years ago
Will you go out with me for 1 minute?
unusedsn 2 years ago
cute video lol 2:35 lol
pacmanlegend 2 years ago
gay!
alwaysopen 2 years ago
It looks like i am looking at oblivion. TES IV Same eye controll, ''My disp went down''
next time use lyrics xD
EmperorUrielSeptim1 2 years ago
I noticed the same thing with the months changing i was like wtf?? hey lol I need an Idea for a video..Ive just started making videos
taurileoquarias 2 years ago
WTF!? Thats issss sooooo gay! Twilight is an inserperation on a lot of ppl!
Tashagirl26 2 years ago
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Marisarailsback 2 years ago
"Edward just loves that free WiFi" LMFAO. Your delivery of that line is classic. I loves you!
innertuber45 2 years ago
I'm currently reading the first book, and I'd like to request that you rewrite the series based on your interpretation of the movies. It'd be a lot more interesting!
QuirkyWitch 2 years ago
But how can you put the Titanic on a plane?
ProfessorZaroff 2 years ago
And I guess you haven't read all the books, because Bella is NOT the Titanic. I have tried to re-imagine the series as a metaphor or something, assuming you're right, but it just doesn't work with Bella as a famous sunk boat. Or I'm just too stupid to get it.
... Please just read the books and let me know if that's it.
breathead 2 years ago
I agree about the Virgin America placement.
breathead 2 years ago
This movie is an epic FAIL!
endre1989 2 years ago
"Someone who got punched in the stomach" LOL! I can't stop laughing. Your Kristen Stewart impersonation is hilarious! Yeah I noticed the Virgin thing too, the Edward always driving a new Volvo thing annoyed me too though.
ABagofDeadSquirrels 2 years ago
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darkmech81ah 2 years ago 5
Leave Brooke alone. You're just jealous.
LordBalto 2 years ago
omg maybe shes NESI!!!!!!!!
dragan021293 2 years ago
pain... dakota fanning. rofl
EmopenguinProduction 2 years ago
And furthermore, I think that in a simple video like this Brookers talent really shines, the way she just whips that (censored) out. Just talking into a camera without any rubber chicken props and not putting people to sleep is greatness. Actually I think I like the non-funny Brookers videos the best.
drapadi 2 years ago
The editing of this video is amazing, mesmerizing and fantacolatastic.
drapadi 2 years ago
yeah..edward look a lot more pale in this movie,but the other cullens look better,they are more prettier especially alice.but i like victoria's scene, when the wolves are chasing her.rachelle is good as victoria, and beautiful too.the cgi is good.but somehow the wolves look so cute, furry and adorable not that frightening or scary.haha..i love them.
takennnnnan 2 years ago
Yes. If you had read the books, you would know that Bella is a Big Foot.
Way to spoil it for EVERYBODY! ;)
ps. I like the editing in this one.
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your videos suck but i would still fuck you anyways cuz ur fuckin cute and you got a ghetto booty and i would just love to fuck that ass....
dpmillers1 2 years ago
One time Brooke's roommate Caitlin Hill started sending me messages on twitter asking me to donate money.
I asked her why and she told me Brooke wanted her to solicit her followers and subscribers for money or else Caitlin would be kicked out of the apartment.
chunksloth 2 years ago
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darkmech81ah 2 years ago 6
haha that was a funny rant!
paindrain 2 years ago
All I know is that "Twilight: New Moon" was filmed entirely in my province of British Columbia, Canada and the cast & crew boosted our film industry for future projects. :)
OzBros 2 years ago
I saw an ear wagging down on your right side - be careful!
petrilah 2 years ago
a bit scared you might bite..
petrilah 2 years ago
the titanic!?! really come on now.....
amandarawrr24 2 years ago
The titanic? HUH?
mytigerpaws 2 years ago
And something is moving on the floor
LaZitrone 2 years ago
I´m sure he wore lipstick, honestly
LaZitrone 2 years ago
Cool, finally a new video from you
Spent too much money on music downloads again, huh? ;-)
Well, it's always good to see you anyway.
ObserversEyes 2 years ago
Brookers New Moon review. Sponsored by Virgin. ;P
justwatching1980 2 years ago
WTF is this thread about?
Hate on Brooker?
alwaysopen 2 years ago
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darkmech81ah 2 years ago 7
Sıktın...
ont 2 years ago
I so agree!
Whats with the 3 months in the same chair, same position, same clothes....eeeew haha
MissKimbee 2 years ago
metro shirtless men that look like they might suck on something else beside neck.
tomnothingmoreorless 2 years ago
Bahahaha. I pretty much hate Stephanie Meyer and her Twilight Saga and viewed her Twilight movie as a comedy, but I do want to see New Moon. Mainly to see what all the fuss is about. It looks boring. Boringly boring but people want me to go with them so I might as well tag along right?
FollowingTheRain 2 years ago
Bahaaha , you're funny again . .
&& yeah New Moon did irriate me on some parts .
msnwadtc 2 years ago
Why are you hating on virgin? Let me know if you'd like to try flying with us, you can do a stream or something in flight.
Sylenus 2 years ago
im not hating on virgin THey are my #1 choice when i fly. I found the product placement to be a little to in your face.
QuietRiot 2 years ago
@QuietRiot
So was the Canon product placement.
TrkyLym 1 year ago
@Sylenus lol Sylenus...u dont get it do u :')
AnthraxSK 1 year ago
The Titanic...
I could have SWORN I read that in a fanfiction once...
AsSimpleAsThat 2 years ago
wierd freak!!
XxSteven19xX 2 years ago
you're a very odd girl...hilarious and enlightening, but odd.
yoshtov 2 years ago
The best line ever. ''Maybe she's the Titanic.'' That's awesome.
YAK0SEI 2 years ago 3
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darkmech81ah 2 years ago 5
The 'A.H.' does say it all for me regarding darkmech.
WrongTimeline 2 years ago
we need a brookers movie
chomskyfan 2 years ago
nice face
mattman417 2 years ago
She's a titanic. Cause she's sinking fast.
AntiCliche 2 years ago
She is so the titanic
MacbookJesse 2 years ago
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movierandom 2 years ago
titanic.
buahahahahaahaha
bronlokis 2 years ago
Interesting editing. I kind o like it. Actually, it probably was lipstick. They put make up on guys in movies so certain features stand out. Never got into acting, couldn't handle the makeup on my face.
rustyhunt2 2 years ago
Lol everything she said about Kristen and her acting is true
tiorules 2 years ago
Bigfoot........lol
Elk4758 2 years ago
hahaha LOL at the titanic
daniellalalala 2 years ago
Personally, I'm more of an Anne Rice fan. :P Why didn't SHE get MORE movies based on HER books! Damn you Hollywood! Arrrgghhhhh!!!!
MisterNES 2 years ago
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darkmech81aa 2 years ago 5
Maybe she's... the titanic? I think I will have to have a peek at that movie after all :D
geoog1 2 years ago
virgin ameriica n nike shoes!
TheIronPatriot 2 years ago
I think I'm sick of the vacuous female with two pseudo gay guys premise.
monkeysize 2 years ago
It's in the books, that's how Bella breathes. You would know that if you read them, hmmkay?
It says there on page 72: "...Bella breathed through her nose like she was gut punched."
FaceForRadio63 2 years ago 2
That's a wonderful simile. Really well worded and powerful.
xTheSpiritx 2 years ago
I knew she was the titanic all along :)
CharlotteSpeaks 2 years ago 2
Brooke! why on earth would u go and c that movie?
filmester 2 years ago 3
Great vid!
The ending was awsome!
Kaiser325 2 years ago
miss you
servicenot 2 years ago
The end is soooo awesome!!
Redemmaw 2 years ago
lol that was funny. haven't seen the movie yet, waiting for the free version.
reallyRen33 2 years ago
Haha yeah. The movies was an advertisement for stuff...but it was good.
iiLOVEuniicorns 2 years ago
dig your bangs! 80]
daberxx 2 years ago
I enjoyed New Moon much more then Twilight - though I still think the glittering thing is the most absolutely retarded thing out of every vampire story. Better action in this one. It was good but I won't see it again. I don't like the audience cheering when someone comes on screen or takes their shirt off. Very distracting, come on people - it's a movie not a live show - grow up.
sykikfaize 2 years ago
I really loved the movie... but I'll venture to say that it really does help with these movies to have read the books first. They really only serve as a half deicent visual...
supercas29 2 years ago
im pretty sure i like this review more than im going to like the actual movie.
aha
CohensGirl4 2 years ago
great review.....more more more!!!
DAWNCB 2 years ago
you always manage to put a smile on my face :D
djsjafgabgadfbsavfma 2 years ago
Edwerd goes IAM VAMPIRE
and Bella is like ORLY?
- Bella I am a werewolf but I didn't just say that
- ORLY?
watercolour17 2 years ago
LOL the end was funny
WishingTikal 2 years ago
I rewatched some of your classics just this morning! Nice to see you. Your hair is love.
Bella is an owl.
And I was surprised at home much I liked the movie.
watercolour17 2 years ago
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darkmech81u 2 years ago 8
lol i agree, Kristen is a horrible actress... She did good in Speak but that seems to be the only part she can play. A shy depressed little girl.
tinaaa07 2 years ago
I will categorize the Titanic as a mythological creature from now on <3
Wrim 2 years ago
But-but-but....the Titanic was destroyed, like, sixty years ago, or whatever.
Wait. a. tick.
TEH TITNAIC IS A VAMPIER!!!!!
MntlWard 2 years ago 3
*After watching an Episode of Freakazoid Stephanie Meyer gets the greatest idea yet... Draws straight line face with a red crayon on the bottom of her foot* there, there... ... I shall call you Edward! *she smiles and pets her foot* You're a vampire.
FighterPilot 2 years ago
thats rediculous stop bashing her you low lifes!
bonkersgonecrazy 2 years ago
Haha, learn how to spell and then maybe people will listen to you.
XxHitomixX 2 years ago
LMAO... I thought I heard a little PRUDENCE slipping out there .... are you taking your meds ??
WishSongs 2 years ago
Lmfao, Titanic? xD Sometimes I worry about you. Hahaha.
bryar23 2 years ago
bahahaha i love you :]
LPHJ 2 years ago
LOL bigfoot
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darkmech81u 2 years ago 7
DUDE... GIVE it the FUCK UP ALREADY. Don't you have a REAL FUCKING LIFE ...jesus are you just jealous cause you didn't THINK of a way to make money on youtube ???
WishSongs 2 years ago 2
I NEW IT ALL ALONG BELLA IS THE TITANIC
benamps 2 years ago
maybe shes a fairy or bigfoot or better yet, titanic! I def loled for that
DCurt2287 2 years ago
took the words right out of my mouth. even though i havent seen the movie? and have no intention to play any part in propagating the twilight franchise. but if i had then thats what id have said
cycoG 2 years ago
Sadly I read the books years ago and read them each time they came out, so I know the reason why she cant feel any of the vampire power crap.
Yay fan girls ruining book by acting all obsessed!
mikeypwn 2 years ago
cool dude brooke :)
Manicpanicanticant 2 years ago
I love ur hair, it looks like Hinata xd
NarutoKaiGuitarHero5 2 years ago
lmfao oh brooke.
audiovirus7 2 years ago
lol Titanic
jaiobie 2 years ago
....i know riiight....
grubbygrubber69 2 years ago
....i know riiigth....
grubbygrubber69 2 years ago
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darkmech81u 2 years ago 6
Nice to see you, Brooke :)
CleverDjembe 2 years ago
I don't like the crappy Twilight saga but my sister, ah...
ont 2 years ago
i'm going out on the limb with you and saying, Bella IS the titanic!! :P
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rooski321 2 years ago
You couldn't beat her, because She didn't play with you! (Konuşmak - Y. Mori)
ont 2 years ago
@rooski321 ... really? But I still like you... aww, too bad... and all because of her... that makes me wanna post more, so it doesn't happen again! ;)
darkmech81u 2 years ago 5
@darkmech81u ths right go get em!
MDF12 1 year ago
will never watch these girly movies, will always watch Brooke. Pretty girl>fag w/no shirt
rooski321 2 years ago
those werent WEREWOLVES
why do people see a guy turn into a big dire wolf and think its a werewolf
it is not
/unsub
DariusKnightshade 2 years ago
nerd. u suck
L0statMidNight 2 years ago
i interject sanity and a working thought process and i suck
wtf is your IQ? under 80 i bet
threshold of retardation too much twilight made you a mongoloid
DariusKnightshade 2 years ago
unsub? this video is about her thoughts on the movie and youre going to unsub for that? fucking nerd
mandervezi 2 years ago
if it doesnt start with fuck twilight idc
seeing and giving money to that cunt meyers is support
dont give that douche your money and dont support people who do
you all are nerds for watching that filth on screen which will prompt them to make more
STOP IT
DariusKnightshade 2 years ago
i haven't seen this movie but homivore vampirism is a great and highly ethical concept for sustaining life on this planet.
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darkmech81u 2 years ago 6
The only think that vampires movies make me think is: "I would really like to see a fat vampire. A fat ugly vampire. With his face full of a virulent form of acne. And, in the movie, he can still kicks ass, despite all that..". Honestly. This is what missing in vampire movies.
ozespreit 2 years ago 2
I think maybe they should bring Bill Compton into the mix to spice things up a bit. And when Bella reveals that she's the Titanic, Bill says, "I remember you!" D: Then Edward gets jealous and they all explode.
Sanindorek 2 years ago
Mmmm sasquatch vampire werewolf 3 way.
VicMorrowsGhost 2 years ago
The two werewolves fight? Good to know! ;-) Was it at a flea market? *ducks*
Bella is a sycophant.... with tiny wings. Yep,that's the ticket.
Tis good to see that you are having fun Brooke. Happy Thanksgiving to you!
vclamp 2 years ago
rustic :)
unusedsn 2 years ago
Well if she is a creature that is terrific. That means she could probably fornicate like one. (damn, that is the most vulgar comment I've ever made.)
No but seriously, .Your cinematography at the end adds to the effectiveness of your tastefully sarcastic humor
MrCaltec 2 years ago
I was really gasey in the theater because the movie was too long and I think people knew it was me... it was me, sorry but we went to chipotle first, I blamed it on the wolves, they looked like they should have smelled
caughtintheUndert0w 2 years ago 2
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LacrosseSpaz2757 2 years ago
You made me spit all over my phone from the laughters coming out of my mouth. Wipe.
CassieMeder 2 years ago
She is probably the Titanic, but theres a chance she is the Hindenburg too
JMJSkits 2 years ago
The Titanic? That means they're all sunk!
CaptKundalini 2 years ago
This video describes EVERYTHING I was thinking during that entire movie. Thank you for putting all of my thoughts into words. And a youtube video.
cementsquirrels 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAAHAH. i lolled so hard.
i was distracted by his lipstick too. he looked more gorgeous i suppose? O_o
yeah, i dont like kristen stewarts acting either...she's so awkward!
insaneCHILD00 2 years ago