If I Had a Portal... Portal: No Escape

[Crystal0mask]

If you had a portal you would be even more fatter, if thats possible.

[FortitudoProductions]

Teleporting teleporting teleporting fat guy!!!! :D

[Pheminon]

i have no comment

wait why did i post this?

[DeathAngleful]

@Pheminon Cuz' you really do have a comment :O WHAT A TWIST!

[frogterminator]

rofl no way would he fir through that portal xD

[Matysier]

Way to become even fatter.

[crazyfilou84210]

what a actor ...

[MrSokkrokker]

WHAT IF YOU PUT THE FIRST PORTAL THROUGH THE SECOND PORTAL?

[Flowersim]

@MrSokkrokker Portalceptoin,

Let me think about this one...

Chaos and maybe doom

[DeathAngleful]

@MrSokkrokker THEN PORTAL #1 WILL GO THROUGH PORTAL #2 AND THE OTHER HALF OF PORTAL #1 WOULD COME OUT OF IT'S SELF! It's such a tragic love story.... NOW...

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[MrSokkrokker]

real men use baby blue plastic cups

[TheMomo4724]

Ur fat and skreem like a sissy

[xannmax]

@TheMomo4724 Gosh your obnoxious. So what if he's fat? A good percentage of America is fat, and nearly all of the black comedians are fat too! Sheesh..

[DINO5551000]

The poor portals

[TheHonky12]

OMG he has no free-fall-boots he is soo f***** XD

[simpsonmania18]

Last part just ruins the entire video.

[Zinwan89]

1:38 for a funny scream

[warnightify]

MAMA

[CrusherX1000]

if your say that you dont have to get up with portals,wouldent you have to get up to shoot the portals

[RaccoonEyes815]

That last part is something I would do XD

[shawty3696]

/watch?v=avn2Q3Osef4

[pocketgod2011]

Puts head through portal.

Guy:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[SimonsRandomChannel]

Did you get the last part from freddiew?

[seansomoray94]

infinite portal loop! Coool

[FiddleMeDiddleLove]

Wtf at the time u got the water this was u @HamEnter

[Xaiden666]

You can see him dissapear into the floor xD

[Avrilrox0202]

Dude...that car wouldn't of hit you. Your head was in the middle, so the car would go over you. If you head had been in front of the tires, however, you would have a bloody pancake for a head.

[d33jtv]

@Avrilrox0202 it's not so much he feared getting crushed - it' the fact that he didn't know where he was going then all of the sudden saw a car coming at him. General reaction and instinct.

[t3hc0mm3nt3r]

@thealvinandbrittney ... Dude didn't you even watch Cory's video completey???

[orbitalsatellite]

:)

[TOXICFLOWZSHOW]

i like ur video i found this video throught smp's channel and i want to know the same thing how can u do that ? lol it look like u really have a portal i would love to get into this lol so pls tell ?: ) thanks sexy:) yes i mean it and no i ain't lieing :)

[appygirl1000]

@TheAlvinandbrittany. Duh he even said at the beginning of the video THIS WAS INSPIRED BY CORY WILLAMS "IF I HAD A PORTAL". Seriously learn to read ya douche

[misstariana]

Hey I have a question for you but my phone sucks. Email me please to either gmail or hotmail

[crash1099]

lol new way to commit suicide

[StationXXrama]

Windows 7!!! Nice

[TheDutchGame]

You got the same computer screen as I mate. :3

[TheAlvinandbrittney]

YOUR OT INSPIRED BY HIM YOUR JUST COPYING HIM

[Bitchlen07Shitlen]

YOU ARE AWESOME!!! I LOVE IT!!!!

[ShadowPhenix45]

gay portal amination at end FAIL!

[burningmagic01]

14 people got stuck in a infinate portal loop

[burningmagic01]

TELL ME THE SECRET OF HOW YOU MADE THIS WITHOUT SCREEN SPLIT CUZ UR PORTAL GOES ACROSS THE ENTIRE SCREEN.....

[d33jtv]

@burningmagic01 I split it in editing only when my hand passed through it.

[burningmagic01]

@d33jtv oh......I went over excited....im gonna try this!But what did u use to split it?

[thsimpsonsguy]

Nice! =}

[DungeonSeigeMaster]

hey i haev that same screensaver. "bubbles"

[HeyMondayPlayer]

nice screensaver

[dsidewd]

Shoulda put the second portal into the first one.

[dsidewd]

lol "portal 2"

[LGGamingNetwork]

Music?

[HamsterX6]

Who's the fat ass?

[qwerty1231211]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[Badreeddog]

but where is the cake? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?! BOOM

[d33jtv]

@Badreeddog there is no cake, for it is a lie.

[Dcdude25ish]

that was awsome infenit portal!!! lol

[xGloriousDeathx]

u suck fatass but ur scream was funny

[twisterfield651]

@xGloriousDeathx

You suck. I can't believe it. You're (i hope) a grown man, and you can't accept differences, so you pull out arguments from them? Calm down.

[HannahBoo4evr]

bubles on the computer background

[TheSuperMegaSniper]

how the hell did you fit in that?

[mikemike9797]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[ConnorFlockSpeevage]

ahaha, awesome!! Genuinely one of your best videos ever. And probably in the top 25 of all the videos I've seen, which is saying something!

[TheCrashfan1999]

rip off artist

[d33jtv]

@TheCrashfan1999 Rip Off of what? This was a video response to SMPFilms. 

[remi721]

@d33jtv then title it that..lol

[TheCrashfan1999]

@d33jtv

OK

but you should of used something other than a frame-portal

Maybe a Worm hole or a Warp pipe???

[varohu]

that infinite loop looks like a lot of fun. hahah

[MsJadeAshli]

so funny. Infinite portal loop. WAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[12jamesc]

hahaha sweet! and your left handed which is doubly awesome

[XLASER99]

good vid



[RealTimeGD]

Could You make a tutorial demonstrating how to do this in Sony Vegas PLZ?

[AnimeGirl823]

lol

[JSGfilms]

infinite portal loop from portal game

[soccerbaseballwiz]

that is the exact computer that i hav mine is 22 inches

[Ari5114]

Was cheesy 

[AirgunAddict256]

@Ari5114 that's the point LOL.

[Ari5114]

@AirgunAddict256 I ment to say THE EDITING SUCKED BALLS

[HornyMofo]

@Ari5114 like your mom?

LOLWUT?!

[scottyboy982]

epic double portal fail and epic head portal fail lol awesome video

[iSilversaku]

I dont think you'd fit that portal lmao still you amde me laugh :P gj !

[runedude65]

how do u change were it gose?

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

but why don't you have the taskbar in your computer? lol auto-hide?

[d33jtv]

@chesterngiamzhenghao I have a taskbar, it's windows 7

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

Haha I like how you scream at the infinite warning lol

[maskking2]

good job

[pawsimoreismylife]

Well done i rlly liked the infiite portal loop

[StevenC818]

haha i liked this!!

[whiteyT6]

ftw

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

you lazy cuz your fat? nah just kidding sorry

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

haha everyone watched smpfilms and made a response video. I love your wallpaper where you get it?

[N1553191]

Lol, Im super jealous of that shower curtain of yours :D

[Arawanach]

lol... funny video. makes me want to make my own, but I'm so unsure on how to make a movie like this.

[andreasfr1]

omg! I laughed so hard xD

[h20sbigfan]

looooool

[PersonalVibes]

funny with the head part =D

[badloganbad]

Dude, I never thought of having 2 portals.... Thats just awesome.

[zeffyismylove]

LMFAO infinate loop ftw xD

[bumblebee561]

how do you do the effect, i had been trying to figure that out and make my own

[d33jtv]

@bumblebee561 Multiple video/picture layers and the mask tool within the pan/crop option in Sony Vegas.

[threatetor]

@d33jtv i have sony vegas. Teach meee!!!

[Jadestone113]

You're out if toilet paper btw....

[Teyethegreat]

The portal was Very inventive Dj...also your screams are priceless

[mapleloaf67]

nice vid

[Evilmzz]

awesome 

[Silvernightnl]

the last thing is from portal (game) xD

[micahstubz]

good work my friend

[d33jtv]

@micahstubz Thank You, and Thanks for subscribing :)

[Andyterranbase1]

wow you should go into special effects

[sdhdgasd]

lol

[frangi95]

wow!! its' cool

[whiteligra]

lol nice, I want one!

Looks way convenient- well except the car part!

Plus the end.... well maybe it could be used for torture?

Nice video! ^-^

[Katfellow]

That was cool

[ToxixicaFree]

This is really good and creative! :D

[FreshBadness]

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

[MyGuidesHelp]

i want one.... D:

[MulattoBrothaGW]

So awesome!

[cantsaveyou]

How did you do this? I can't figure it out and it's bugging me.

[d33jtv]

@cantsaveyou What you do is you have your video over a layer of clean background (a shot of you not in it). You layer your actual video on top of the clean background and you use the mask tool to cut out parts of your top video, which cuts away the act of the object going through the "portal" and replaces it with the clean background layer underneath it.

[cantsaveyou]

@d33jtv Thanks! I got it. :D

[xianning]

@d33jtv ahah i really love this video!! well done lol and so fun XD

question, what kind of software to you use to mask out the parts of the top vid?

[d33jtv]

@xianning I use Sony Vegas Pro.

[xianning]

@d33jtv Ah ahaha lol okies :D

Thank you so much :D

btw wanna be friends? :D your awesome ahah

[ROMFILMS]

@d33jtv

thanks u i really need that program!!!!

[jrdgent123]

@d33jtv what program are you using to make your videos, because i'm not too sure iMovie '09 has this.

[plutonicmind9]

haha nice :p

[miketoriant]

wow, you can definitely fit through those "portals".

[misstariana]

Nice editing... lol Portal has been a big topic at our house lately...

[jydjr2002]

LOL nice

[TheBootscooter222]

very clever, but i think it would be best for the health of your heart to get out of that chair once in a while.... i mean do you really want another reason not to get the only exercise you get... plus its a ripoff of a simpsons episode.

[PeaceLoveAna01]

❤ Too awesome .. great job

[d33jtv]

@PeaceLoveAna01 Thanks :) I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[jrdgent123]

i have a  question. how did you get where your hand would be to not do that? by chance you took a picture?

[d33jtv]

@jrdgent123 No I didn't. It would of made sense to, but I overlapped 2 video clips and masked.

[mrbuchanantoyou]

Glad to see you Back making Sketches D33j

[zachmarkee1]

awsome video man!!!

[Halk433]

XD!!!!!!!

[fastdriver2469]

lol.. nicely done despite no green screen.

[d33jtv]

@fastdriver2469 Thanks. The part with the car took longer to edit than it should have. I'll be getting one soon though.