dave courtney the hard man who couldnt do it without cameras joke, if he is so well connected and can do all the shit he claims why the fuck does he crave media attention ? if your at it mate you shy away from camera's
If the police didn't stop dave from doing everything then he wouldn't need to act, we have a very corupt police and goverment in this country.. and they have it in for dave and his friends.
i come from east london and i am no gangster ok, but let me tell you in south, east, north london there are some real bad fucking men and gangs, lenny mcclean and even the krays had respect for courtney - he and mclean controled all the doormen in london - i agree that things have changed and its like the wild west in east ,south and north london with gangs but to say courtney is chump is total fucking bollocks ! courtney has retired now but in his days mclean & him were a force to reckon with
you bunch of wankers on youtube who say dave was a pussy --- i tell you, you would fucking piss in your pants , shit your arse ,if he got hold of you this fucker is some nasty cunt , very well connected in all the right places -- he has a massive army of fucking nutters.
thanks for your comments. i did intend the film to be a little tongue in cheek. there was so much more we could have done to make this a better film. the office scenes should have been shot in a proper open plan office where we could have used tracks. we should have had a car crash instead of michael kicking the door into the stranger's face.
if there's anyone out there who could raise some money to remake this film it would be great to hear from you.
Is it wrong that the ending made me giggle a bit? The last scene is so Edward Gorey. And Mr Witchy-Pants is terribly reminiscent of Crowley, also. I don't mean this as a criticism, I actually liked it. The suspenseful bit with the knife is great.
john sayers,nor his bent murder squad cops that his firm
work for have yet managed to stop that documentary being aired (if any of its lies like?)infact chan 5 have re-run it! so ask yourselves this, why aint big john sayers (newcastles plodfather) and his police handlers sued chan 5?
they have not even managed to stop the re-runs ? if any lies were told (like the firm claims) you would of thought that would be the first form of defence, but silence? its on bravo in the next few weeks too.
john sayers,nor his bent murder squad cops that his firm
work for have yet managed to stop that documentary being aired (if its all lies like?)infact chan have re-run it! so ask yourselves this, why aint big john (newcastles plodfather) and his handlers sued chan 5?
cant even manage to stop the re-runs ? if any lies were told you would of thought that would be the first form of defence, but no.
Andrew Joyce from Battersea is a well known child abuser, he shot his step daughter sabbie in the stomach with his BB gun and laughed, he visits teen chat rooms and also got billy murrays daughter to run away from home and live in a drug squat knowing she was underage. NONCE
Andrew Joyce from Battersea is a well known child abuser, he shot his step daughter sabbie in the stomach with his BB gun and laughed, he visits teen chat rooms and also got billy murrays daughter to run away from home and live in a drug squat knowing she was underage. NONCE
Andrew Joyce from Battersea is a well known child abuser, he shot his step daughter sabbie in the stomach with his BB gun and laughed, he visits teen chat rooms and also got billy murrays daughter to run away from home and live in a drug squat knowing she was underage. NONCE
Andrew Joyce from Battersea is a well known child abuser, he shot his step daughter sabbie in the stomach with his BB gun and laughed, he visits teen chat rooms and also got billy murrays daughter to run away from home and live in a drug squat knowing she was underage. NONCE
Bad acting. That's not your fault. English accents usually cover up bad acting. Nice shots though, but they always seen to be at a slightly low angle.
You need to add compression to the audio so ALL the vocals are heard clearly like in MOVIES. Use a lot of compression to get that movie theatre sound on the vocals.
ahahahah the slap .... lmao
MrPhilhoward 1 year ago
dave courtney the hard man who couldnt do it without cameras joke, if he is so well connected and can do all the shit he claims why the fuck does he crave media attention ? if your at it mate you shy away from camera's
sorted65 1 year ago
If the police didn't stop dave from doing everything then he wouldn't need to act, we have a very corupt police and goverment in this country.. and they have it in for dave and his friends.
STRAIGHTASADIE 2 years ago
YOU WAS SAYING....
MultiBossdog 2 years ago
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oh dear your even championing Dave Courtney's poxy attempts at acting.These are even more dire than HELL TO PAY.
MrAushwitz 2 years ago
ha brad pitt harrison ford and the bafta award go,s to knob head dave,what a joke,he,s a grass,thats why he has not be to jail
bricardiff1969 2 years ago
prime ya right ADAMS DO I SAY MORE north london we shit east
atrickie1 2 years ago
i come from east london and i am no gangster ok, but let me tell you in south, east, north london there are some real bad fucking men and gangs, lenny mcclean and even the krays had respect for courtney - he and mclean controled all the doormen in london - i agree that things have changed and its like the wild west in east ,south and north london with gangs but to say courtney is chump is total fucking bollocks ! courtney has retired now but in his days mclean & him were a force to reckon with
primeraprim 3 years ago
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you bunch of wankers on youtube who say dave was a pussy --- i tell you, you would fucking piss in your pants , shit your arse ,if he got hold of you this fucker is some nasty cunt , very well connected in all the right places -- he has a massive army of fucking nutters.
primeraprim 3 years ago
Dave courtney is a fucking joke
vinny26812 3 years ago 2
Hes a naturally amusing fella, But hes no joke.
samwisethree 3 years ago
whats amusing about him is he thinks hes the hardest man on the planet..hes well known to have made up a lot of stories...
vinny26812 3 years ago
dave isnt a grass lol he was one of my uncle joes best mates, none of their lot was a grass tbh !
multicolouredstarzz 3 years ago
How did you get Dave Courtney involved?! Kudos.
christopherfrost 3 years ago
wtf is this bullshit its propa gay
thesoldier79 3 years ago 2
STOP FUR FARMS!!! hope all dog & cat eaters get what they deserve (DEATH)
dellahoyasmc 3 years ago 3
would'not be surprised
nationalSS18 3 years ago
check out this website for crazy short films and animations
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jamesesposito 4 years ago
American punk band Rancid have done a song about David Courtney. Amazing band check em out!
Decksrayspex 4 years ago
who did he grass? i know he's got a lot of no guilties.
goldyn12345 4 years ago 2
very funny!! The film is good as well.
Umberella1884 4 years ago
Rohl Dahls "tales of the unexpected" comes to mind. Excellent effort.what time is it on next week .....carnt wait !!!!
t33ers 4 years ago
thanks for your comments. i did intend the film to be a little tongue in cheek. there was so much more we could have done to make this a better film. the office scenes should have been shot in a proper open plan office where we could have used tracks. we should have had a car crash instead of michael kicking the door into the stranger's face.
if there's anyone out there who could raise some money to remake this film it would be great to hear from you.
jamesesposito 4 years ago
Is it wrong that the ending made me giggle a bit? The last scene is so Edward Gorey. And Mr Witchy-Pants is terribly reminiscent of Crowley, also. I don't mean this as a criticism, I actually liked it. The suspenseful bit with the knife is great.
mokoshperun 4 years ago
Ok children, answer me this:
IF DAVE COURTNEY IS A GRASS, WHO HAS HE GRASSED UP AND FOR WHAT? I think you will find the answer is no body.
Now stop and think!Think a bit longer to make sure,, If I am wrong please repost (with proof) the answer.
STRAIGHTASADIE 4 years ago
Dave aint no grass sweetheart, we awl no Dave aint a fakin grass, hes the cheeky cockey kiddyfidler from old camden tawn !!!
Sexoffender: Y
Grass: N
Ghostmogwai 4 years ago
nice to see pete doherty back on the scene
kirkbyla 4 years ago
do u get the feeling william dosent like dave?
rubys200777 4 years ago
you fukin idiots grass ha, twats dont be sayin stuff that aint true i no dave and i no he aint a grass so take ya hed 4 a shit!!!!!!!!!
jakeseldon 4 years ago
fucking ugly fat grass
williamxxx1 4 years ago
die you bald headed fucking grass piece of shit
williamxxx1 4 years ago
courtney is a slimey fucking grass
williamxxx1 4 years ago
good video mate and a few familiar faces in there too ;)
askascaryclown 4 years ago
IS this film a joke?
THEBONEENGINE 4 years ago
cool film
UndergroundShorts 4 years ago
john sayers,nor his bent murder squad cops that his firm
work for have yet managed to stop that documentary being aired (if any of its lies like?)infact chan 5 have re-run it! so ask yourselves this, why aint big john sayers (newcastles plodfather) and his police handlers sued chan 5?
they have not even managed to stop the re-runs ? if any lies were told (like the firm claims) you would of thought that would be the first form of defence, but silence? its on bravo in the next few weeks too.
paddycon 4 years ago
How can you defend a 36 year old man who gives a 15 year old a good seeing to? You sick twisted fuck you are as bad as him.
London1245711 4 years ago
john sayers,nor his bent murder squad cops that his firm
work for have yet managed to stop that documentary being aired (if its all lies like?)infact chan have re-run it! so ask yourselves this, why aint big john (newcastles plodfather) and his handlers sued chan 5?
cant even manage to stop the re-runs ? if any lies were told you would of thought that would be the first form of defence, but no.
paddycon 4 years ago
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Andrew Joyce from Battersea is a well known child abuser, he shot his step daughter sabbie in the stomach with his BB gun and laughed, he visits teen chat rooms and also got billy murrays daughter to run away from home and live in a drug squat knowing she was underage. NONCE
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steveydunn 4 years ago
how can i live after watching this
THEBONEENGINE 4 years ago
the film above is about me bernardomahoney the supergrass "HATED"
patrickomahoney 4 years ago
what really? did the curse wear off or have you still got it?
THEBONEENGINE 4 years ago
Ignore the fool below its just the child abuser Andrew Joyce pretending to be other people.
andrewnoncejoyce 4 years ago
does anyone no who this andrew joyce guy is?
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steveydunn 4 years ago
hows it feel joyce to be famous once again you dirty little pervert
mickeyduffforyou 4 years ago
Why would i shoot her? That would waste the ammo i've saved for you. I shoot her with plastic ones, you will get lead or steel.
AndyJsJ29 4 years ago
you pathetic fucking child abuser
williamxxx1 4 years ago
this is for andy joyce the child abusing slag.your mrs. is one fat ugly slag,now go and shoot your sabbie
williamxxx1 4 years ago
lololololololololol, his self proclaimed bad police record is hilarios
williamxxx1 4 years ago
he constantley gets not guilty all the time
williamxxx1 4 years ago
At least i have a misses hahaha. Slags have alot of experience in the bedroom - better than fucking virgins.
AndyJsJ29 4 years ago
this is for andy joyce the child abusing slag.your mrs. is one fat ugly slag,now go and shoot your sabbie
williamxxx1 4 years ago
thanks, glad you liked it
jamesesposito 4 years ago
The film is good i just wish Dave would accept he is an entertainer not a villain.
AndyJsJ29 4 years ago
what about the film? i think dave's great in it and the acting is good all round
jamesesposito 4 years ago
I like Dave. Bernardomahoney is a GRASS and a fucking queer who posts pictures of naked male corpses on his forum.
AndyJsJ29 4 years ago
fucking hell have you hord the music, propa shit
Buzzzcocks 4 years ago
bald headed piece of lieying shit
williamxxx1 4 years ago
A very entertaining film. Well done!
cherryredgirl 4 years ago
`cup of tea coffee,blow job` ?
swayzey 4 years ago
no comment!
girlufear 5 years ago
BUT WHY BLACK AND WHITE!
JamesCnotactYelena 5 years ago
Bad acting. That's not your fault. English accents usually cover up bad acting. Nice shots though, but they always seen to be at a slightly low angle.
NoncentsProductions 5 years ago
Great movie and a wicked plot!
dudeanwalker 5 years ago
Often times the music audio is louder than the speech audio. Other than that, this is a great piece of film!
MarzGurl 5 years ago
You need to add compression to the audio so ALL the vocals are heard clearly like in MOVIES. Use a lot of compression to get that movie theatre sound on the vocals.
JamesLimborg 5 years ago
Awesome job man! Great directing, filming, acting, everything!
I am a fan! :)
Stay in touch please!!!
Framos16 5 years ago
Wow. Great job. An interesting short that's well directed. The actors are great, as well. Thanks for sharing, Tony.
ReluctantRedneck 5 years ago