Tuesday Morning, 11 AM

[NIRVANAmat]

he found his beer good.....

[bask3tball3r24]

LMFAOOO i dont get why they wont help him up?

[redtarget43]

Kids dont do DRUGS

[PistenBoy]

He could just be reaaaallllllllllyyyyyyy reeeeaaaalllllllyyyyyyyy special =]

[Ruglugg]

11am and drunk?

You sir, are a fine specimen of man.

[baron8107]

I'm laughing at this...

Does that mean I need help?

[billabong4202]

looks like a fish outta water

[busysignal2006]

my guess is he was muscle relaxers, narcotics and alcohol. definitely not just drunk

[ceilingtile7]

@busysignal2006 k cool guy

[busysignal2006]

@ceilingtile7 excuse me?

[34GREENHULK]

this GOOFBALL needed another 12 pack on the LEFT HAnd side to BALANCE his DRUNK ASS!!!! haaaahahahahaha!

[snoooters]

by now, that guy is probably dead.

[realfanofmetalica]

hes so drunk that its about 99,99 promils

[Malvisk]

I've never seen someone that drunk, it looks bizarre.

[meineyes]

best soundtrack

[Dalez8JR]

grim adventures of billy and mandy :)

[willo1688]

HOW DID HE EVEN GET TO THE FUCKEN SHOP HAHAHAHA

[Malvisk]

@willo1688 he started his trip the night before? =)

[mathstudies]

only in Florida...

[maggiemay143]

he didnt drop the bowl...lol

[PeterGratrex]

@AlisonandTigger Well, the guy could be on holiday and experiencing something phenominal and life changing. Hopefully his brain isn't melting :)

[PeterGratrex]

@AlisonandTigger You must have lived a very sheltered life if you think that guy is (just) drunk

[tekresqguru]

i like how he would not let go of the beer when trying to get up

[henrideath]

Evil Ether + Codein + booze, I think.

[roscomc247]

Well done to the guys just standing back watching him. Shown themselves up here.

[FloydianHate]

dude spent like three minutes just trying to stand up.

[mattahearn]

KETAMINE'D



[blisterpacman]

tee hee why is no one helping him??! "sir are you going to buy anything?"

[blisterpacman]

tee hee why is no one helping him??!

[blisterpacman]

tee hee

[browneyesere]

Lad!



[randomkid031290]

He's like a newborn foal or something, completely helpless......

[Cagegirl76]

"What was he on?"

"The Floor!"

"Yeah! He's gonna need rehab to get off of it!"

[NEWJerz4LIFE]

i wonder if he drove to the store

[AeroSixWJ]

being drunk suckz ballz

[JCRdz82]

this is sad

[LtDrg35]

look like he's getting his ass kicked by a ghost!

[GettingNailed]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN!!! I HAVE TEARS OF LAUGHTER STREAMING DOWN MY FACE THE WHOLE TIME AS I SIT HERE BY MYSELF WATCHING IT. :-DD YOU ARE A GENIUS - SETTING THIS UP TO THE PERFECT MUSIC. GOING DIRECTLY ON MY FACEBOOK XXX OOO YOU SHOULD HAVE CHARGED A VIEWING FEE...IT WAS THAT FREAKIN' FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GettingNailed]

@GettingNailed P. S.  DON'T TELL ME HE DROVE IN??? ROTFL!!

[flyricardo]

wtf he spent three minutes just try to stand up

[Unacknowlaged]

LMFAO! at 7:07, old man walks in, sees the drunk guy flailing on the ground knocking shit over, old man keeps walking. lmao. 

[EmmaLovelace]

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here!

[arle0127]

this just shows how defenceless people are when there drunk they think there invincible but really there most vulnerable.

[navyma21]

He's like a turtle on his back, rotfl

[jrreeks]

funniest thing I have seen in awhile!!! Why won't those men help him up? I would have at least helped him to his feet.

[Ektomias]

That was really pretty quick - they didn't even spot him having problems in front of the beer cooler until about 3:15.

From about 5:50 they kept telling him to say down when he went down, and started calling 911 to get him some aid even though he kept saying he was OK.

(They also kept aiming him toward the door when he kept getting back up, being safer for the store and other customers NOT to have him thrashing around inside.)

Don't know what he was on, but he was certainly well toasted.

[McPsJ101]

@jrreeks if somone helped him up more early then a shorter fun for us :)

[sageonica]

@jrreeks AHHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaha

[berkheim666]

is this Amy Winehouse brother..? lol...

[rustybroad]

Looks more like Ketamine Intoxication

[D1lzreds]

possibly the drunkest man ever

[dankovision]

give that guy a beer, and a medal

[lonestone]

this guy has "mug me" written all over him.

[Hirnzucker]

yea

[blumetjegrun]

this isn't real, it looks choreographed to me and put into scene! the guy is so slap stick party it looks like bad modern dancing!

[CommanderRogue13]

Totally looks like alcohol and/or GHB... whatever it was, he sure didn't need the extra booze!

[peppi456]

disgusting and definitely not funny.

[gauntletM4gn3t0]

erinnert mich ein wenig an damals, wo ich auf lsd in die bäckerei ging und nicht nur Backwaren gesehen hab^^

Der Typ fährt Filme die nicht nur vom Alkohol kommen können...

[iHayden718]

If there were more people like this, we wouldn't need zoos

[dmau22]

this is KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[putopaulinho]

Thats what i said straight away!!! haahah

[Eisenfresser84]

6:33 is the funniest lol

[ghosts1love]

this is sad. why wouldnt you call an ambulance? he probably have alcohol poisoning.

[dexterbeatz]

i think its ameth victim... with too much alcohol, yes..

[P3RF0RM3R]

what did he buy ?

[Ektomias]

Nothing. They wouldn't sell him the 12 pack of Budweiser beer...

(...and they did call 911 as he was leaving the store - you can see the guy in the red shirt on the phone at the end.)

[Lutharon]

7:07 rofl

[Lutharon]

Da is ne Abstürtzdroge im Spiel , vom saufen allein kommt das nicht . hatt wohl grad ne flash bekommen als in den Laden ging .

[HalfcastGermany]

did he bought alcohol!? o.O

or what is this? xD

[PImmaluffelum]

die vertragen einfach nix die Amis :-D

[T3L3F0NM4NN]

5:30 LOLMAO

[041190Jarkal]

fake?

[whatthefuck165]

no way, you can't act that drunk xD

[cbc0]

Looks like GHB

[MrGoodnix]

Got LSD??????

[footos84]

he behaves like the guy from "men in black", where the evil alien takes over his body.

[Anaraziel]

what the bloody hell is wrong with that guy? haven't seen one as drunk as this.

[neusstube]

jaja, wer kennt das nicht xD

[Elekkoi]

oh man um 11 uhr morgens :DDD

[jwest0]

I forgot the name of the drug that causes this. People take it to ease the "come down" after smoking crack. One of the side effects of the drug is that it puts the erector spinae muscles into full extension. I've seen people walking down the street leaning WAY back, and that is what causes it. If I remember the name of the drug I will post it.

[KraasRas]

what a poor turtle..

[DJDoener]

The music makes it sooooo funny! xD

[rausschmeisser66]

I think it's real, because I know it from me !!! ;-)

[cemski]

definitley not (only) alcohol!

[savardi]

yeah, perhaps a little bit of lsd. :D

[FylezZ]

xDDD It's like somethink is pulling him back all the time :D

awesome xD

drunkin dude @ tryin to walk xD

[MrChaos94]

1:05 wie eine Schildkröte die auf den Rücken gefallen ist

[FylezZ]

xDD ja ^^

[alienfresh]

how about calling an ambulance!?

[Cyron43]

@alienfresh: You are so right. That's typical. All people just watch and nobody really cares.

[yunosh]

I wish there was sound

[zapzarap74]

Looks like a free dance performance. Wonderful slapstick. Absolutely hilarioes this guy!

[PRNadine]

LOL Is it real or a fake? !

hahaahahahahah but very funny