In The Loop - Malcolm Tucker - Fat American

[IMN602]

0:37 segway tour!

[flippinjon]

fucking dealt with.

[xbubblesx239]

ahha

[LondonGamer986]

Why is it that whenever I come on to a video from Britain it turns into an argument about World War II?

[leapoffaith20]

@LondonGamer986 Because very time there's a video about Britain, British history or British culture, there's some fucking ignorant septic (spetic-tank = Yank) saying something along the lines of "You'd be speaking German now if it wasn't for us saving your asses in WWII"

To which the only proper answer is: Fuck off and away with you, fat bastard. You were 3 years fucking late, after selling weapons to the Nazis you cunts.

[TheAli985]

@leapoffaith20 Be fair, It was 2 and a half. Took them 3 years in WWI. Need to show some improvement.

[HeavyWeaponsCore]

@leapoffaith20 Still they made an improvement since the war before that...

[toby099]

it looks like hes running away cos hes scared of the fat guy

[indirectorschair]

@toby099 he's not running away because he's scared, he's running to get to the war committee meeting

[Brecconable]

@toby099 Can a fat guy run though?

[MrMyopic123]

LEGEND!!

[24michealjackson]

LMAO!!! I need to watch this movie.....He is Hilarious!!!! lol

[LarisaFrolova]

Press 9 for infinite 'uzye fat fuck'

[KleWdSide]

LMAO!

[19DaRiO95]

english and american ppl hate each other... they should realise, that they are both shitty nations :D

[vadimzdonutube]

@19DaRiO95 that dude is actually scottish

[CDStoner]

@19DaRiO95

Yeah coming from Switzerland- known for clocks, chocolate, and hiding nazi gold. Come back when you've done something of note.

[19DaRiO95]

@CDStoner

for your information - the nazis are germans;)

fucking idiot.

[CDStoner]

@19DaRiO95

I know they were- I said HIDING THEIR GOLD- Can't you read? fucking idiot.

[19DaRiO95]

@CDStoner

you said hiding ''NAZI'' gold... what a dumbfuck doesnt even know what he writes, LOL! making urself look really stupid.

[CDStoner]

@19DaRiO95

Yes I know what I fucking wrote-are you retarded? SWITZERLAND looked after NAZI gold during world war II- I don't know how simpler I can spell it out for you- would you like me to draw you a picture? Maybe you should do some basic research on the matter before spouting off and making yourself look like a vegetable.

[19DaRiO95]

@CDStoner

wow... were you born in 1942? WHO CARES? 

[CDStoner]

@19DaRiO95

That's the beauty of reading books, you can learn about things you weren't around to see, you should try it sometime. anyway- peace.

[19DaRiO95]

@CDStoner

peace out, my friend...

[skunkredhair]

over 9000.

[professionalkillergk]

3 people are fat american cunts

[Zupafly100]

3 people love kissing sweaty balls.

[joshkirby99]

KISS MY SWEATY BALLS, YOU FAT FUCK (legs it)

[FowardUntoDawn13]

That's what he should have said to the 456...

[Metropolitification]

Just watched about 15 of these clips with Malcolm in them and I feel as if I need to cry

[TheBecauseimawesome]

Crying with laughter

[Whacko23]

Swearing is just like a second language in many ways

[BigtimeDirector2005]

lmao!! So angry.

[naviejosh]

3 people are fat fucks

[multicuntmuffin]

The way he runs away at the end makes it even funnier.

[CapitalBhoy78]

Us Scots fucking swear better than all you bastard shit eating cock sucking YouTube cunts

[SkateFreakxdo]

lol, this was awesome!!!

[deathspasm9]

i love how he runs away

[bettyjoon3]

hahaha the part that he runs away is even funnier! love him! and his balls!

[coldpulse23]

Put Emphasis on "Fat Fuck!".

[zanesheldrake]

Someone dislike so I can say "1 person is a fat fuck"

[pithie84]

@zanesheldrake done!

[zanesheldrake]

@pithie84 You're a fat fuck.

[pithie84]

@zanesheldrake yayyyyyyyyyyyy

[SwindleMonkey]

@zanesheldrake Fuck, I wish that had been me

[midbsaj]

@SwindleMonkey - the fat guy or Malc?

[SwindleMonkey]

@midbsaj I honestly have no idea, I don't even remember making that comment

[0501856849]

@zanesheldrake make that four

[FalconHoofe]

@0501856849 It's just the one fat person.

[bigboss25262]

@zanesheldrake Can i be a fat fuck too plz?!

[The1Sherwin]

omfg 97 likes 0 dislikes, thats as to be the youtube record!!! how can someone resist a dislike?!?!

[bubbleclin5000]

i like the way he jst runs away after he insults the guy....

[chunkyStrike]

meanwhile...in valve

[gunpai]

There is nothing quite like a swearing Scotsman.

[franzferdinand094]

good choice bitch, keep  runnin.

[Mizzles240]

not fat, just bulking

[TheSilentOne50]

KISS MEH SWEHTEE BAWLS YAH FAT FAUCK!

[Atvishees]

Wow, I'd say this too if I was in such a predicament and someone just comes up and tells me not to swear in a public place.

[EdNortonisMineLol]

KESS MA SWEHTAY BAWLS, YER FAT FOCK! The accent makes it twenty times funnier :D

[CBU2221990]

I like how he runs away too in the end XD

[ahriman46]

in front of the white house

[EwS1550]

Kiss ma sweaty Ballz Ya Fat Fuck!

[LockSworn]

KISS MA SWEATEH BAWLS YE FAT FAWK!

[rtyush]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

[h8pop]

0:30 car

0:35 no car

[rjky1986]

@h8pop yeah, where the hell did it go?

[Arsonphonix]

ye fucken hoity toity fucken!!!!

[AHafan1]

NO amount of arguing with the guy would have been as succinct or satistfying as that... even punching him wouldn't have been as foul-mouthedly classy as Malcolm's genius... which basically stems from being fluent in Scots Abuse

[CaptainPommby]

Lol when he runs away!

[cheekylilrabbit]

i love this film, this scene and 'difficult difficult lemon difficult' are the best!

[The1979Warriors]

@craig6944 I would run away from the guy lol in case he beat me up XD

[midbsaj]

@The1979Warriors - all Malcolm had to do was walk at a brisk pace - I doubt the fat guy would have kept up.

[The1979Warriors]

LMFAO he runs away after saying it in case he gets beat up!!! XD

[craig6944]

@The1979Warriors He's actually in a hurry to get to the war committee.

[NinjaGhost1000]

KISS MA SWEATY BALLS YA FAT FUCKK *RUNS AWAY*

LIKE LIKE HOW HE PUTS MORE OF THE K SOUND AND HOW HE RUNS AWAY

[columoz]

*cunts*

[columoz]

Brody and nerolus your both thick counts!!knob off!!!

[Nerolus]

@columoz I agree.

[JohnBrody23]

@columoz counts? shut the fuck up, learn to spell idiot

[iamdeathmarine]

fat malcolm!!!

[CyKoPathiK12]

You sound like a cunt when you tell somebody to not be stupid for saying something true. 

[JohnBrody23]

@CyKoPathiK12 No you're stupid because you don't know that every time anyone speaks they use some kind of an accent. You're less than a cunt, you're just a fucking retard.

[screamwriter1]

Then he runs away like a fag.

[lifeasahamster]

look at 0:31 then look @ 0:33 notice anything ?

[youcomeupwithone]

why would an American care if some guy is saying fuck? also why does he care about him?

[GratuitousWhimsy]

The people on the segways at the end are the perfect touch

[lifeasahamster]

@GratuitousWhimsy its so true xD

[Sesquipedaliantique]

KISS MA SWEATEH BAWS YE FAT FOCK. Scottish people swear better than anyone else D

[tinyrebellion]

@Sesquipedaliantique americans swear the worst.

[TheIm2BiZ11]

@Sesquipedaliantique wow i thought he said curse my sweaty balls

[DMTfabric]

@Sesquipedaliantique AGREED!

[oktoberK]

@Sesquipedaliantique I know I can't stop lauging.

[metemi]

Kiss my sweaty ball ya fat fuck....,

AHha haha

This clip lacks Volume

Thank you for posting this, but I can barely hear it

[beatallica]

what kind of accent (region?) does the american guy have? i love it!

[CyKoPathiK12]

@beatallica he doesnt really have an accent. americans usually dont unless they are from the northeast area (boston, new york city) or the south.

[JohnBrody23]

@CyKoPathiK12 what do you mean he doesn't really have an accent? Anyone who speaks anywhere anytime, is using some kind of accent, don't be stupid.

[Nerolus]

@beatallica None.

[JohnBrody23]

@Nerolus none isn't an answer, general american is the answer you dumb bastard.

[Nerolus]

@JohnBrody23 To others, maybe. But to other americans, it's known as "YOU HAVE NO ACCENT".

Go fuck yourself. I said that in a New England accent.

[JohnBrody23]

@Nerolus No only to stupid ones such as yourself. New England Accent huh? It's great that you're working class, but keep your fucking retarded working class logic to yourself.

[Nerolus]

@JohnBrody23 Working class logic? Who said anything about that? I'm not even from New England, but it's a good way to say "Go fuck yourself" and have some meaning behind it. In America, it's not referred to as "general american". Maybe to outsiders, but not within the US.

[JohnBrody23]

@Nerolus general american is the GENERAL ACCENT americans speak with, I'm from new york and I learned that in high school. so once again stop embarrassing yourself. I've condoned your ignorance enough now, if you're honestly stupid enough to not know that there is a general american accent and that you can't say someone 'doesn't have an accent" because it makes no fucking sense because everyone HAS an accent then be my guest. And you wonder why people call us stupid, we have u to thank.

[Nerolus]

@JohnBrody23 Hey you fucking cunt, if you'd read my comment I was saying "NOBODY CALLS IT THAT". I didn't say that the technical term was not true, but it is not known as that, not in public anyways. If you were a fucking human being living in the US, you'd know that. Also, why do you have to say you're from new york? Who gives a flying fuck what city you're from? Does that give you some sense of entitlement? It's not called "General accent" in the everyday public term. Fucking idiot.

[JohnBrody23]

@Nerolus And people outside the US call it the "typical american accent", because that's the generic accent they here. I know that because that's what people called it when I was in Europe, precisely the English.You're so fucking dumb lmao. I mean you dared rear your fucking retarded head again only to spout what? more stupidity? Oh and I mentioned New York because they obviously gave me a proper education there, unlike the shit hole you live in, lmao "Accent less" wow, this guy is a joke.

[Nerolus]

@JohnBrody23 NICE! You fucking proved my point, right there in your first scentence. You said yourself that they call it that "OUTSIDE THE U.S." That's what I've been saying to you this entire fucking time. Learn to read before you type a paragraph, you fucking dolt. You just agreed with me. It's known as accentless within the country, it's known as "general" outside the country. You just agreed with my logic, and you're still trying to slam me. Learn to debate if you're going ot argue. Dumbass.

[JohnBrody23]

@Nerolus HAHAHA nice try, I mean you're like those christians who to support their religious purposes, in this case your argument, take snippets they need of a writing, and use that to explain evidence for their position. Now YOU mentioned that people outside the country say we all have an accent, I was explaining to you that they call it a typical american accent because that's the generic version they hear on american tv, not that it's only called that outside the US.

[JohnBrody23]

@Nerolus Now you fucking stupid fucking retarded chimp, tell where I said it's ONLY called that outside america? huh? If you show me where I said tose exact words, or alluded to that I'll retract everything and bask in the ambience of your wisdom. Don't make shit up man, I did do debate, that's why I keep destroying you, and you come back for more. Play your video game, we both know you got sub standard schooling. once again 3-0. goodbye, come again.

[Nerolus]

@JohnBrody23 You mad? You got schooled. You lose, good day sir.

[JohnBrody23]

@Nerolus the taste of victory is sweet, once again I wash rabble on youtube.

[nimnot18]

@JohnBrody23 you talk like a retarded graduate of high school English with access to a fucking thesaurus

[JohnBrody23]

@nimnot18 you just talk like a retard with no graduation, who might have access to a fucking thesaurus but doesn't know how to use it lmao.

[nimnot18]

@JohnBrody23 except i don't

now if you read over your argument

you would notice that he says when one American speaks to another American, they will not notice that they have an accent (and thus in their POV there will be no accent)

but then when an American speaks to someone outside the country they would notice that the American has a fucking accent and they would call it the General American

the reason i said you have only a high school degree is because you're not taught to read in

[nimnot18]

@JohnBrody23 high school, unless of course you're naturally smart...though i believe i also stated that you are retarded

learn to fucking read and understand what the argument is even about you stupid fuckbag

[JohnBrody23]

@nimnot18 HAHA once again you're as dumb as he is for failing to realize that American accents vary across the country. I mean have you ever been here or are you talking based on what you see on TV? It's like arguing with chimpanzees, I did it once but you know for clarification, I'll do it again. Americans with same accent, they detect no accent, American from Brooklyn and Creole Speaking American , they detect big difference. You see it kid, if you still can't then there is no hope for you.

[nimnot18]

@JohnBrody23 yes but if someone from the north talked to someone from the south are they gonna say "oh you have a general American accent"

no you fucking dumb shit

the one from Brooklyn will say to the one speaking Cerole American "you have ____________" whatever accent it is that pertains to where that person is from

nobody disagrees that Americans from different parts of America have different accents

[JohnBrody23]

@nimnot18 HAHAHHAHA you misconstrued what I said nicely, now I know you're an idiot. I'm done with you anyway, argued with retards wasn't exactly my goal this morning.

[JohnBrody23]

@nimnot18 Not to mention you're a Canadian, HAHAHAHAHA. If anyone wants an opinion Aboot maple syrup and bacon or perhaps on where to watch a shittier version of the NFL iIm sure they'll come find you lol

[nimnot18]

@JohnBrody23 and if i ever feel the need to go bankrupt in a single fucking moment, I'll just cross the border and break my leg

[Nerolus]

@JohnBrody23 Also, saying that "all americans have different types of american accent" is simply untrue. To people outside the country, we all have an accent, but within the country, it's just an accent-less american speak. Or as you so grammar-nazi'd it, "General american" (LOL). I'm american and I've lived in the northwest, southwest, a few states in between and spain. Figure that one out, fucko.

[JohnBrody23]

@Nerolus Are you retarded? You're telling me people from the midwest, to the south east, to the deep south, to cajuns, to cali, don't have different accents? Wow you're even dumber than I thought. And yes it IS called general american, if you went to a real school you'd know that. I'm done indulging your idiocy. You wanna remain a fucking ignorant gnat, then be my guest. And I've lived in more places than you have, so I don't understand why I'm supposed to be impressed that you've been to spain

[JohnBrody23]

@beatallica it's called General American, the TV friendly accent usually in comedies and shit.