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  • fucks

  • PONIES, THE ANTHOLOGY!!!

  • @MrTheapot Nice try, wrong song.

  • im i the only one brought here by the anthology

  • @ferbinator13 Eeenope

  • Flat Duo Jets!

  • jack simply cant sing low notes :D...my opinion

  • So just to clear up any confusion, this song was written by Jerry Vogal, according to the Flat Duo Jets Go Go Harlem Baby track listing.

  • @GaskellleoCinema I'm not sure who wrote it, but the Andrews Sisters had a hit with it in 1940. But Jack probably discovered it through the Flat Duo Jets.

  • This is so awesome. I can't believe that he would remake a Mills Brothers song

  • @Notawesomeatall7 Andrews Sisters?

  • @arizonaghost1 Too bad you don't know good music.

  • hey i didnt know johnny depp played with the white stripes! cool!!

  • @foolintherain100 XDDD That's what I think when I see most of his "Get Behind Me Satan" getup.

  • oh my god. that made my day. the stripes covering the jets. powerful.

  • i love the andrews sisters and also like the white stripes. never thought i'd see this.

  • He has obviously sang this song for his wife karen elson, this video is brasil 2005 and according to wiki they were married June 1, 2005 in Manaus, Brazil.

    going by the lyrics i think its pretty obvious

  • @ravingmad4music you're right - but there's more - this show took place on June 1, 2005 in Manaus. Jack and Karen were married on ... June 1, 2005, in Manaus, Brazil. By the way - Meg was their maid of honor. Manager Ian Montone was best man.

  • I love this video and I love the white stripes! And for the love of God, everybody love everybody.

  • Argh people just shut up goddamnit, SHUT UP grrrrrr ruining stuff for everyone.

  • you idiots ruined this fucking video for me

  • I agree.

    Why someone would be that fucking obsessed with making it known that the White Stripes DID NOT WRITE THIS SONG and that they do not enjoy the White Stripes is beyond me.

  • Jack White is wonderful.

    Adorable and sexy at the same time !!!!!!

  • this song was actually written by a band called kodiak farm boys from durham NC back in the 30's.....since then everyone and their mama has wanted to cover it but noone can sing it like davey henderson.

  • Just remember Extra Stripe, with all due respect, I just don't want you to be another stereosanctity1. I mean that with no sarcasm or anything. I'm being bluntly honest.

  • this reminds me of the fight i had with stereosanctity1. Everything i said he basically smashed and when i tried to defend myself he just called me juvenille. He called me that a couple of times actually. It was as if it was his only comeback. I felt bad for the guy.

  • Jack White is the only thing standing between us and Total Destruction

  • i AGREE WITH YOU COMPLETELY

  • what do u mean?

  • i mean music is close to dead...see rock camp

  • totally! sadly true! today i hear most this new house electronic shit! but the stripes as example a real music group!

  • i wish someone had the entire concert its muo beuno i sar it once

  • /b/tards are all the same, aren't they?

  • This is still fucking going on?

    God.

    When will this fucking stop?

  • sheepers411, this'll fucking end when the fucking moronic twit bros figure out that theyre in WAY over their fucking heads for so many fucking reasons, and they fucking just give it the fuck up.

  • Internet tough guy?

    New low.

  • xtrastrip, internet moron? Nothing new there. "Internet tough guy", what the heck is that supposed to be? I'm just defending my original comments from "internet punks" and having some fun at the expense of cipher strips fans who can't handle any negative comments about their lame-o heros.

  • Yes, "internet tough guy". How can you get confused by three words? It means exactly what it says, someone who acts like a tough guy over the internet. I doubt you'd say any of this to any of our faces.

  • I really don't get why people say Jack White is a crap guitarist anyway. I'd like to see them play "Death Letter" like he does, or try some of the awesome solo's he gets out of his seemingly rubbish guitar,

  • Hey sock puppet. I suppose most people would consider it a waste of time to "play 'Death Letter' like he does. They either understand attempting to exactly copy another musician is lame, and/or find his music too lame to copy.

  • /watch?v=8jN5vqEyV7g  Son House

    /watch?v=1fM2qhG8mA4 Jack White

    "attempting to exactly copy another musician"?

  • Real bad logic here xtrastrip. Just because he didnt exactly copy or be highly derivative of Son House doesnt mean he didnt rip from someone else. I dont have the time or inclination to listen to every band to see who jack is riffing off of.

  • It's not because you don't want to, it's because you can't.

    He does great covers, and even greater original songs. If you removed FDJ's balls from your face, maybe you'd see that.

    Yes yes, i know, immature insult, but i think i deserve it.

  • Xtrastrip, my point is that jack has Dex's balls slapping against HIS face. If you would remove jack's labia from your face fanboy (you said you deserve it and I must agree), you'd realize that this rip and the rest of their "covers" are only great to the extent that they rip from others and that the strip's "originals" are only great to the degree they're derivative. Like I said cipher, "I don't have the time or inclination to listen to every band to see who jack is riffing off of".

  • Are you joking? That's what 5 year-olds say.

    "I can do a back flip"

    "Really? Show me"

    "I don't feel like it"

    Just another classic example of you claiming things, being asked to prove them, and being unable to.

  • I'm glad I'm not alone in being annoyed by the sad idiot below.

  • Ppussy, I'm so glad you're feeling so cozy by keeping company with the pathetic cipher sheeple who've no taste in tunes. I'm not the least bit surprised tho, as I suggest previously, strips drones seem to have a pathological need to have everyone reinforce their ignorance by agreeing with them.

  • Insults, Insults, Insults. Is this all you've got in your head? I know, you're probably laughing your head off right now thinking of something else to give me a metaphorical rugby tackle with. To be honest, you don't sound luke a very nice person to me. You never shut up, either. Worst kind of arrogance, that. And get off the damn internet. You've filled up a years worth of comment space by now.

  • I'm merely saying that If they tried, they probably wouldn't be able to, you seem to have no brain, no taste in music, and no life, seeing as you have the time to fill the ridiculously large space of comments above with complete crap. I'm just giving back what you gave to me, so don't whine.

  • Who's whining flatulentpussy? Just because nobody wants to duplicate jack's derivative crap doesn't mean they can't. Bands aren't trying to copy these losers because they aren't worth it. Get a fucking clue! If by "life" you mean spending my days posting fan drivel on all the strip's songs, then I guess unlike you I don't have one. I can probably write more in a day than a strips fan can read. Don't assume I've spent that much time or thought on this based on your own intellectual feebleness.

  • I spit in the face of people like you, who spend all their time posting derogatory comments on youtube, and insulting people on the internet because they haven't got the balls to do it in real life. I hardly ever post "Drivel" on youtube, and I almost vomit to see the amount of it that seems to be pouring out of your head. Please, I try to be as nice as I bloody well can to people. Can't I have a civilised argument without a complete moronic bastard like you losing their bloody temper. Get out.

  • Ppussy, I rarely post on youtube and except for on the strips crap it's been mostly positive. I stated my opinion of this video, you posted on my comment. If you can't handle it you can get out. I'll do as I please asswipe. I am quickly finding strips fans to be whiny psychotic, self-righteous morons that have an incredible, pathetic need for everyone to appreciate the "brilliance" of these lame derivative wannabees and attack anyone who doesn't agree. Unlike you, I haven't lost my temper.

  • Ppussy, if you think I'm afraid to speak my mind face to face, I'd be happy to meet to discuss this in person if you happen to be anywhere in the same part of the U.S. as I am. Really though, I just don't care what you think. Spit all you like, but this is still going to be a really lame rip off of the FDJs. After dealing with whiny delusional strips fans for weeks you'd be rude too. That's my opinion baby, deal with it or go cry to your mommy. Whaaaaaaaa! Having fun? I am.

  • But whatever, I'll continue to defend my comments from ciphers. Even if they're all just xtrastrip's sock puppets. I assume your claim I have no taste in music is based on the fact that I don't like the strips. Really, this must be jack, who else has so much ego with so little reason?!

  • ES, you're more ignorant that I thought. A 'fan' favors something (in this case the strips). Favoritism is a bias. You're biased toward the strips so you fail to see their failings. It's a little hard to teach anything when you're ignorant. I said "take Babs advise and Go Fuck Your Mother". I assumed you'd make the connection since he's said it so much. Just a joke. Don't know why it's gone. And my original point stands: "Like Dex's but not Dex. Not even close." Have you learned anything yet?

  • FDJ bores me...id rather listen to LBJ

  • Like/do what you want Babs. It's a semi-free country. Sort of. I just want to point out again that this song is a rip off of the Flat Dou Jets, and a poor one at that by the derivative strips. Here, try out this guy, he rivals Dex in many ways, and blows away the strips all by himself: /watch?v=4z1p3xgC0z4 . Bloodshot Bill has blown me away every time I've seen him live.

  • And for the record, this is how one talented, original musician, and artist pays tribute to another. Notice two things. The video title says tribute. And it is not a direct rip off of the song. It is done in the style of the artists doing it. /watch?v=lwejxggcnYo&feature=r­elated (BTW, Ray Condo was one cool cat and an amazing musician) Both Bill and Ray are/were great at what they do. strips arent. Theyre only slightly better than mediocre at best at what theyre trying to do.

  • Meg never does this!

    /watch?v=ODtCNC9D6ME&feature=r­elated

    You had to be there. Sure, the chick could have dressed and danced a litte hotter, but I'm telling you, whereever this guy is playing no matter how many people are watching, its a freaking show.

  • you know they actually write songs right? and besides the drummer and guitar player they have nothing in common with flat duo jets your point WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS is idiototic....so congratulations on be able to count to two

  • You know Babs, being an idiot doesn't make you an expert on what is idiotic. Ironically, the opposite is true. They dont write songs so much as put together pieces from songs of other people to create one ripped Frankenstein sort of song. If you look through comments on various songs you'll see phrases like "this sounds like", "I recognize that riff from", "That chord progression sounds like.." That's because theyre derivative no matter how .many of them there are.

  • I could probably reconstruct jacks fave list from these videos and comments if I cared enough. But I dont. Thats my point. Theyre just FDJ wannabees, based not only on the fact that there are 2 of them, but because their entire act makes it obvious right down to the lame and failed attempt at exactly copy this song.

  • Care to provide any proof that their songs are rip off's of others?

    I've never heard a song that sounds like Denial Twist, Dead Leaves, Forever for her, i can go on and on.

  • This song is the evidence! It IS a rip off, moron. Thats my point! Youd see that if you werent such a fan, which is by definition, biased! Check it out in a dictionary or thesaurus, Im tired of being your English tutor. Any jury who listened to this version and the FDJs version, AND WERENT FANS AND THEREFOR BIASED, would see what a complete, and utterly lacking rip-off this is!!! Again, which youd see if you werent such a fan—which is to say BIASED!

  • Don't you see the irony in copying my insults (me being your teacher)? Anyway, looks as though i'll have to teach you another lesson.

    You clearly said that all their songs were rip-offs:

    "They dont write songs so much as put together pieces from songs of other people"

    So i asked you to show me what songs he ripped-off to create his originals; Denial Twist, Dead Leaves, Forever for her etc.

    Predictably, you could not back up your claims.

  • Xtrastrip, obviously you don't understand the irony and pleasure of turning someone's insults back on them. See, now youve learned yet another new thing. Look xtrastrip, nothing anyone has said-- from the "butt hurt much?" omment until platypussy chimed in with more inanity-- has successfully controverted my initial posts which were: "Like Dex's but not Dex. Not even close." And

  • BTW, that would be Dex of Flat Duo Jets. If you can find Go Go Harlem Baby it's worth whatever you pay just to hear their version of Apple Blossom Time that preceded the stripe's by like a decade. It also happens to be one of the most real rock albums of all time. After you hear it you'll take the money you were going to waste on your overpriced stripe's tx and fill up the tank to make a pilgrimage to Chapel Hill to see the real thing, namely Dexter, for less than 10 bucks. You won't regret it.

  • I stand by those comments. As you and I have both acknowledged, xtrastrip, I'm just saying the same things over and over. You're the one who keeps bringing up new things. Anything else I've said has been in response to you, babs, et al. Why must we spend months going in circles because strips fans can't accept that others may have their own opinion about the derivative strips? I'll just keep saying the same things over and over, as that is MY OPINION. Again, why don't we just leave it at that?

  • To be able to take the high road, you must have been, at one time, on it. You have not. With your constant childish attacks and evasiveness of questions posed to you, trying to take said high road just makes you look embarrassingly desperate.

    You're repetetiveness is not something to be proud of, it just proves your inability to back up your claims. Once again, i didn't take issue with your dislike of them, i took issue with the claims you made.

  • -They rip-off other songs

    -They're sellouts

    -He's a bad guitarist (seeing as you can find many better than him in your area alone)

    These are just off the top of my head, i'm sure i could find more if i could be bothered to look.

    These are not opinions (with MAYBE the exception of the third), but claims. This means you should be able to back them up.

  • But, alas, you can't.

    Bottom line is, you made these claims and i called you on them. The constant repeating, bitching, moaning, and childish insults on your part are just because you're frustrated at being made to look a fool.

    But i'm a nice guy, so I'll give you another chance to back up your claims. Go ahead...

  • Butt hurt much?

  • Xtrastrip, its pretty gdamn funny and disingenuous that you expect me to traipse all over the web to prove my opinions when you wont (cant) even go back through this thread to substantiate your false claims regarding comments I didnt make. I dont have to prove JACK to you fanboy, but the fact that nearly every song jack is trying to be Dex is more than derivative enough for me. This song is just the extreme where hes trying to be EXACTLY like Dex.

  • You shouldn't have to "traipse all over the web".

    To form an opinion on something, you must have, at first, borne witness to evidence supporting it. Obviously (and like i've said before) this isn't the case with you. That makes you biased.

  • There you go again xtrastrip, making things up and ignoring the facts. Ive seen plenty of evidence to base my opinions on, but that doesnt mean I have immediate access to it (where am I going to find a performance from the Craig Kilborne Late Late Show?) or remember where Ive seen it. Then theres the bands that arent around anymore I saw in clubs years ago Im sure jack was exposed to in his club days--like the FDJs but not lucky enough to last long enough to make it onto youtube.

  • You say i'm "making things up and ignoring the facts", but in the same breath you admit you haven't produced any facts.

    Unlike you, i won't add a childish insult to this, it speaks for itself.

  • xtrastrip, yes I am biased, duh, I DONT LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEYRE UNORIGINAL AND LACKING IN TALENT. THIS SONG IS AN UNCREDITED RIP OFF OF OF ANOTHER MUSICIAN'S VERSION OF THIS SONG. And a crappy one.

  • Like Ive said a few times previously, I havent liked the strps ever since to first couple of times I saw them playing and thought, they sound like a really crappy copy of the Flat Duo Jets; and jack postured like hes the best thing since white bread. Hes not. Nothing Ive seen since has changed that and in fact has only confirmed my opinion. Plus now I know their fans are idiotic, whiny pussies.

  • Get your notebooks out children, it's that time again.

    It's "best thing since sliced bread", not "white bread".

  • I think your over-sensitivity on the matter is also proof enough. I'm not going to literally waste my time proving every song is derivative (I might ask you to prove the reverse, that every one of their songs isn't derivative), but here's just one of many examples I came across, this one with comments about a riff ripped from Whole Lotta Rosie's: /watch?v=N_lk50de5yc&feature=r­elated . I remembered it because I posted a comment on it.

  • That's the best you can come up with? Oh wow. They're hardly the same.

    Keep trying.

  • xtrastrip, I didn't say they sounded the same. I said: If you look through comments on various songs you'll see phrases like 'this sounds like...', 'I recognize that riff from...', 'That chord progression sounds like...' That's because they're derivative...

  • xtrastrip, well, I just showed you an example. I did remember one of the pages I'd visited that had the kinds of comments I was referring to. The strips are derivative and mediocre at best. Nothing I can say or show you is ever going to convince you or any other strips drone because you're fans and don't want to hear it. If you want "the same", Apple Blossom Time is a crappy attempt to EXACTLY copy another musician. Which is my original point after all.

  • Either produce evidence, or stop saying it. Simple.

  • xtrastrip, you seem to think by derivative I mean the strips simeousltaneously sound exactly like every other band. That of course would be impossible BECAUSE DERIVATIVENESS IS AN OPINION and a matter of degrees as even Babs seems to get, cipher. But Apple Blossom time is prood to an extreme because it's 100% derivative. It's an absolute.

  • xtrastrip, I can only imagine what sophistry you'd come up with if I went around collecting all of the comments relating to the the strips derivativeness. Probably something along the lines of, "You know when someone keeps talking and talking, until it's painfully obvious that they're just trying to convince themselves, and not the other person?". Yeah, probably something like that.

  • Not that I think the strips are worth the effort, but I suppose your challenge was enough to goad me to make a couple of clicks to learn a little about the strips. Apparently jack changed his name to "Three Quid" for a tour (derivative of Prince), isn't he so clever?! Why? He told a radio station, "it's all a money thing....it's all about money." Can you say "sell-out"? Another gimmick was a 1 note concert. Can you say "posturing"? Just a couple of his endless gimmicks.

  • At this point, i'm embarrassed for you. This is your evidence?

  • xtrastrip, at this point if you're embarrassed for me it means little. It's like the mentally handicapped dude greeting customers at Wal-Mart feeling sorry for the maitre d' at Restaurant Daniel on the Upper East Side because the dude's reqiured to wear a tux. What more proof do you need than jack himself admitting that it's about the money? I doubt I'll find a quote saying "I'm a sellout". Im feeling creeped out, because I believe at this moment you are licking jacks anus clean for him.

  • xtrastrip, obviously at this point you've got your nose so far up jack's ass a surgical team couldn't remove it. What are you, a lawyer for celebrity jack-off, rehab cases? I have to believe propaganda's your job, because you couldn't be this ignorant and still be this good sophistry, casuistry, fallaciousness, subterfuge, distraction, and obfuscation.

  • An awful lot of the incestuous entertainment industry is truly eccentric, if not downright nuts, but jack's just a poser, pretending to be an ass-centric, offering gimmicks to garner undeserved notoriety make more $. If he was good, he wouldn't need all the gimmicks. I've seen enough to know there's plenty out there to sustain my claims. Dude, you really should've just let my first couple of comments be. I'm not the one who's lookin the fool except maybe to the endlessly foolish strips fans.

  • You need to chill dude. Maybe you would if your Easter vacation was as relaxing as mine. For starters xtrastrip, youre lying again. You took issue with my very first two comments. Everything since then has been tangential. I dont know whats with you and the high road crap, Im simply stating my opinion, and obviously the strps fans just cant handle any dissention. I suppose theyre so touchy because they know deep down that the strips are just hacks. Ive obviously hit a sore spot.

  • Make no mistake, proving you wrong takes no effort, and not a lot of tme. You give yourself too much credit.

    I don't know how many times i have to tell you; i don't care if you like them or not. It doesn't bother me in the slightest. I'm simply asking you to back up what you're saying.

  • xtrastrip said: "Make no mistake, proving you wrong takes no effort, and not a lot of tme."Then why haven't you done it yet? You've had weeks.

  • You've had lame-o easy-to-counter ad hominem attacks and irrationalities for just about everything except my initial comments (and my oft-repeated claim that strips fans are whiny, moronic fascist pussies) which I stand by uncontested. Again: "Like Dex's but not Dex. Not even close." And

  • Surprise surprise, another off topic childish insult. Yawn.

  • BTW, that would be Dex of Flat Duo Jets. If you can find Go Go Harlem Baby it's worth whatever you pay just to hear their version of Apple Blossom Time that preceded the stripe's by like a decade. It also happens to be one of the most real rock albums of all time. After you hear it you'll take the money you were going to waste on your overpriced stripe's tx and fill up the tank to make a pilgrimage to Chapel Hill to see the real thing, namely Dexter, for less than 10 bucks. You wont regret it

  • you read me like you read your doctor books in doctor class my devootion to losers is eternal...how about we leave it at EVERYTHING IS DERIVATIVE the only person not subject to that is the first person on earth...no one will ever care about your stupid collegent intelligent rock band ok? the stripes made it this far with ingenuity not trying to make their fans ego's shine with their "INTELLIGENCE" just red, black and white with a little bit of ALL AMERICAN rock and roll motherfucker

  • Babs, if no one is interested in my literate posts, then WHY DO THEY/YOU KEEP RESPONDING?! So, you washed out in 3rd grade and resent anyone who made it further? Dont know what stupid collegent intelligent rock band is referring to as its an inane statement. If you want to use your head for flattening beer cans instead of thinking, fine by me, but that doesnt make you a better person, it just makes you an idiot with a dent in your forehead.

  • The strips've made it this far by being derivative, using gimmicks & jack's lame posturing ego, sucking the right dicks, and obviously cultivating a following among the self-righteously ignorant. As jack's fully aware, black, red, and white (yet another gimmick) are the colors of fascism. jack pretty much sums it up with ,"the most powerful color combination of all time, from a Coca-Cola can to a Nazi banner." I'll bet nobody's ever made THAT connection before! Brilliant jack.

  • I'm surprised jack hasn't "shocked" the music world by wearing a swastika armband ala the Dead Kennedys. FYI, fascists are notorious for cultivating pride in ignorance for the obvious reason it makes the sheeple so much easier to lead. "All propaganda must be popular and its intellectual level must be adjusted to the most limited intelligence among those it is addressed to." --Adolf Hitler. "What luck for the rulers that men do not think."--Adolf Hitler. Get it yet?

  • Note: there are things I could say about meg and/or her drumming, but she isn't part of this song nor my original comments so I've left her out of it except as being part of the strips. I also don't think she's an egomaniac. I could maybe even respect her DIY gumption.

  • At least you're right about one thing.

  • You're into populist music? Glued to the TV for American Idol? A Claymaniac? Is Clay your boy, one of your faves? Are you an elitist if you don't like him because his music's banal and childish? The strips are derivative of everyone, but even that would be forgivable if they were talented. They'e not. Only those who cultivate crappy taste and ignorance like these lame fucks. Jack's free to lick off the ass mucus I get from listening to them.

  • I can list the artists i like, not sure what good it'll do though.

    -B.B King

    -Buddy Guy

    -SRV

    -Hendrix

    Among others.

  • xtrastrip, getting a little confused about which sock puppet I'm responding to? FYI, I didn't ask for bands you like, I asked Babs if he like American Idol and Clay Atkin because they're populist music . Really, can you even read?!

  • You're comment mentioned no names, so my reading ability doesn't come into question. And these comments are becoming convoluted, so it was an easy mistake.

    If you're going to throw around childish insults, at least use them at the right times.

  • BTW, Dex's version of this song isn't derivative at all. It's a fresh take on an old standard while this strips cover is just a really poor attempt at EXACTLY duplicating Dex's original take. That's my whole point. Why can't you idiots get that through your thick, deaf skulls?!!

  • I can appreciate Bing Crosby, Sinatra, and Elvis'[ versions of "White Christmas". I may like one more than another, or none at all, but they were all obviously talented. You know, maybe I should have my head checked too; after all, what kind of idiot would continue to argue with a moron that takes pride in his ignorance?! Again dude, if you've taken any unusually serious blows to the head, I apologize for my fun at your expense.

  • You know when someone keeps talking and talking, until it's painfully obvious that they're just trying to convince themselves, and not the other person?

  • xtrastrip, you know how someone will keep throwing out ad hominem arguments like yours over and over again because they have absolutely nothing else to respond with directly? It's pretty obvious you're the one trying to convince yourself the strips are worthwhile. You'll never see past jack's balls. I don't think I can do much better than jack himself saying "its all about the money". Thats a sellout.

  • Wow, three of my previous comments in that one, must be a new record.

    Recycling my comments, together with using a few people's comments on youtube videos to base your opinion on a band, i'm starting to wonder if i'm talking with 12 year old.

    There's no insult there, i'm honestly starting to think that.

  • xtrastrip, I'm not trying to convince anyone so much as defend myself from your incessant paralogisms while having a little fun. A little brain exercise, like a crossword and chess combined. Unfortunately I seem to have found myself in the special needs section of the web and I find this is going in inane circles.

  • the thing i hate more than anything is apologies... please go at me i hate all local music and mainstream music because i could do better in my sleep but the white stripes i like and i discovered them on MTV2 when their third album came out if it wasnt for MTV i wouldnt know there was an outside world and thats why im not an elitist just a facist

  • blah blah blah i can count to two what a point

  • Im impressed babs, you spelled blah correct all three times! Run out of ways to bring up incest with your mom? My point isnt that I can count to 2, which I can and am quite proud of, but that this song is an exact rip off of Dexter Romwebers brilliant version. A lame rip off. None of your ad hominem attacks, wishes, inanities, or even clicking your heels together 3Xs while dropping acid on top of a meth high will ever change that.

  • Actually I can count to 152, which is the number of seconds that jack is slavishly attempting to copy Dex in this video.

  • logic is for losers have fun counting to two dr. dipshit

  • Babs said, "logic is for losers". That would explain your irrational devotion to these derivative losers, loser. Pride in ignorance is a uniquely American trait touted only by the most ignorant and devoted of sheeple. B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-­a-a. Did you know "logic is for losers" and "dr. dipshit" are both alliterations? Clever. I'm so proud of you Babs, you're learning despite your deficiencies! How did you know I was a doctor?

  • I didn't actually hear words, he sounded like a distressed duck. But it's the only song i've heard of his, so i'll reserve judgement.

  • Bill's an esoteric one. His 'vocals'are often like samples and sound effects-- almost like he's got Tourette's syndrome and it manifests thru his music. Either people get into it or they dont (like my wife who's much more a Ray Condo fan. I loved that cat too), but either way Bill's skills as a musician are outstanding. He does what he does exceeding well. He's also original. Mostly for me it's his energy.

  • Here's a truly sublime cover. James Brown singing on Pavarotti's cover of James' song with an orchestra playing The Resident's arrangement from their cover of the same song: /watch?v=Febr_t_qa9U&feature=r­elated . This will be easier on the ears. The part where they sing at the same time gives me fucking goose bumps. Until this I didn't get the Pavarotti thing-- this makes him more accessible.

  • You're still on this 'fan' thing? Being a fan isn't the same as being biased. Accept it and cut your losses.

    And it hurts my brain to read Babs' comments.

  • Lying again xtrastrip? Thought you were done. You were correct when you said I'm not really saying anything new. Im just saying the same thing over and over: "Like Dex's but not Dex. Not even close." So why won't you just accept that's my opinion and let it go? Bias is practically the freaking definition of fan. A fan is someone who is partial to something/someone. If you're partial to something, you are biased toward it. Bias and partial are synonyms. Where am I losing you here professor?

  • -There's plenty of White Stripes' songs i don't like.

    -Even though it's got feeling, Jack's voice isn't technically great.

    -Their last album (Icky Thump) was their worst.

    I'm not biased. However, i ike the majority of their music, so i'm a fan.

    How is this diffcult for you to understand?

  • Also, i got an e-mail of a response i can't see on here for whatever reason.

    "Of course youre biased, you're a SELF-DESCRIBED "fan", which implies favoritism"

    That makes absolutely no sense.

    "Boo hoo hoo, RG called me names"

    It's not about feeling insulted, my point was....fuck it, i'm tired of being your teacher.

    Also, i don't know what "GFYM" means. You're so cool for knowing it though.

  • STOP FEEDING THE DAMN TROLL.

  • cant help me self mate sorry

  • Yeah, Babs especially shouldn't feed the troll, he's like fucking pure corn syrup. I've never run into someone so cognitively impaired--and I like going to clubs full of drunks. If he represents strip fans, y'all are just a bunch of blown out wankers. I'm SO glad he's not a FDJ's fan. And the amazing thing is that somewhere in the cacophony of his dying brain cells, he actually seems to think he's fucking with me. I haven't even met autistic or Down's syndrome kids who are so delusional.

  • Between you & me, usually when I call someone's posts "inane", I'm exaggerating a bit for effect. But in Babs' case, maybe not so much. If someone tells me Babs is really a shock therapy patient, suffered serious brain damage in an accident, or got his brain scrambled by a car bomb explosion serving in Iraq or something like that and he literally just can't help himself, I'm going to feel SO damn shitty..

  • babaretro222 whatcha ya trying to say there buddy? looks like there's a question. this is like the flat dou jets version. It's not as good but oh well life goes on. i think jack white is an admitted fan of dexter's. the flat dou jets are history. i miss them, r.i.p. i can take or leave the stripes. asta la vista nut jobs.

  • Thank you, FTPP. That's pretty much what I've been saying, except I can't take the strips. And as soon as the ciphers leave me be, I'll leave the strips forever.

  • looking over these comments i can't really argue with you. they are derivative, but i think you're being a tad hard on the stripes. jack's not the worst guitarist. some of their songs are okay. they can put on an okay show, but no, they're not the flat duo jets.

  • flat duo jets fucking blow...you like r.e.m. too and all that elitist suck ass college rock? fucking tragedy again i cry POWER TO THE PEOPLE

  • If you would have read the comments, you'd have realised that it's not about him disliking this rendition, or the White Stripes as a band. I agreed that FDJ's version is superior.

    If he'd have said "this version isn't as good as FDJ's, and i don't like them", i wouldn't have given it a second thought. But it's when he says things like "they're totally unoriginal, he's a shit musician, and they're corporate sell-outs". Really, how immature and baseless can his claims get?

  • ES, thought you were done here. I didn't say they were corporate sell-outs, I said they aren't worth the money and that I find the best bands and shows TEND to be in more intimate venues. They're derivative. I just saw posts on "Little Bird" implying as much. They're ripping from other bands (many do), but they aren't doing anything new with it. Mostly they're just FDJ wannabees. The evidence is in every show they do and nearly every song they play. It's their act. Their "covers" are just rips.

  • For the record, I didn't say jack was the worst guitarist, just nothing special. Mostly it's an energy thing for me, he just doesn't seem to carry it, you know? The CIA-run media likes to promote unoriginal banality. I believe it has something to do with this: "We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." --William Casey, CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981). Basically just spoon-feeding pap to the sheeple to keep 'em dull.

  • You said something like "i could find plenty of better guitarists within a 5 mile radius".

    You also said they're "vapid industry crap", and something about being pepsi sponsored.

    Just take off your tin foil hat and stop feeling so loyal to a single band.

  • xtrastrip, you like to make up what I've said. William Casey is the one who must be wearing the tin-foil hat, because I'm just quoting the dude. I'm not being "so loyal to a single band", I've compared them so much because FDJ is by far the obvious major derivative and there's such a blatant discrepancy between the 2 bands' originality and talent.

  • Ok, enough of calling me a liar without backing it up. Where exactly did i lie in that comment?

    You did say you could easily find better guitarists than Jack, which is saying he's not a very good guitarist.

    You did say the White Stripes were vapid industry crap.

    And you did mention something about them being pepsi sponsored. I'm not going to go back and pull up that quote, i'd just expect you to be honest about what you said.

  • You lie several times in this thread. You and anyone else are free to follow this thread ( /comment_servlet?all_comments&­v=OXdpHyLfKvQ ) and read (if you can) the truth for themselves. Specifically I was referring in my previous comments to your lie that you were done here. Obviously thats not been the case. And just because even as a fan you have to admit some of the strips more obvious failings doesnt make you any less biased.

  • Oh, you mean this:

    "Anyway, it's obvious you have nothing new to add, so this is over."

    Does that not imply that if you brought something new to this, i'd respond?

    I'm starting to wonder who's more intelligent; you or Bab's.

  • I said you could see better music cheaper. Elvis was one of the biggest sell-outs in history, but youd have to be stone deaf not to hear the power and quality of his voice, not to mention recognize his animal magnetism and appreciate what he brought to rock and roll. Here's a band that makes a living doing 'covers', and they're still more talented and original than the strips: /watch?v=cYJUywl7CFw . I especially like this cover of 'Strawberry Fields': /watch?v=p6EAzBD6umc&feature=r­elated

  • Re: why all the hooha? Because strips fans are apparently insecure, fucked up, whiny baby fucknuts who need to have their shitty opinions reinforced by everyone else. Thats why sheeple are so easily led, they follow the biggest group that will reinforce them. B-a-a-a-a-a-a. Re: finding another copy of the FDJs GGHB. I wish I knew dude, mines about gone too.

  • if my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions

  • Babs, you really shouldnt be doing acid hits, meth, freebasing, and huffing all at the same time dude. It may be too late already tho. "Frightening answers"?! "Scary questions"?! I'll bet in your condition fucking nails on a chalkboard rocks!! It explains so much tho. "The people" are going to have one hell of a goddamn hang-over in the morn, eh matey?

  • Nobody cares if you don't like the band, just that your reasoning for it is pretty silly. I dont care how fucking old you are, or how long you've listened to various types of music lmaoo. I'm sure its not rare to come across people who've listened to a wide range of music XD. Don't think that makes your opinion any more solid than anyone here disagreeing with you. Its pathetic, really. "liek omg ive been listening 2 musix f0r liek, 30 yearz so i no more den you lololol" Yeah, okay.

  • If nobody cares what I think, then why do you keep posting about it? I guess because strips fans are just idiots. Not a surprise.. Where did I say my opinion was any more valid than the idiots posting here? I was simply stating the basis for my opinion that the strips are uninspired hacks for which Babs and xtrastrip were questioning my motives. Next time you comment try reading more of the discussion first. Idiots, just fucking morons.

  • First of all, you say "Its a rip off, not a cover"

    Thats only true if they claim to have created the song. Which they don't. Perhaps they didn't feel like revamping it lmao. Tons of amazing artists cover songs and keep them as they originally were. And the reason there is no credit isn't to trick people, dummy. Its not like he thought no one but you and your superior elitist music skills would recognize the song XD He most likely figured people would just know it.

  • I'm seriously doubting that many of the concertgoers knew the FDJs did a version of this song or what it sounded like and that jack was TRYING to do it EXACTLY THE SAME.

  • ANEEEEEEEEEEEEWAYS!!! this is an awesome concert they showed on MTV2 once my question is...IS THERE MORE? i remember they ended the concert outside the stadium JUST LIKE A MAN O THE PEOPLE

  • Pretending to be a man of the people-- or even being one-- doesn't give him any more talent nor originality. Those take practice, dedication, a brain. I've seen great bands finish their sets in the crowd, and I've seen egotistical posers do the same thing. It's the music I care about.

  • As I recall Hitler used to talk a lot about being a man of the people. Fascist like to do that. Ironically, its very elitist to suggest that uneducated morons are somehow more real or better than intelligent and/or educated people. Theyre not, theyre just more easily misled and duped by poser and fascists. Obviously Ive struck a chord with strips fans. If the genius were self-evident, you wouldnt expend so much effort trying to discredit me through personal attacks.

  • Jesus believed in elitistism towards the meek....there is a fine line between hitler and jesus -John Lennon

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  • Elitism toward the meek is an oxymoron moron. And besides, there's a big difference between meekness and ignorance. I don't think you're meek...

    "Obviously you're not Jesus" --Rapier Gnasher

  • so cocksucker motherfucker i guess you removed the comment where you were saying elitism towards the meeks is still elitism....the bands you like USE MUSIC to make a living well thats not art they are dumb whores just like your mother who you fucked

  • You're babbling Babs, dicklips, fuckface, fuckwad, fucklips, if you could read youd see my posts are there including the ones I edited/reposted with the punctuation that youtube's crappy software removed. There's a world of difference between making $ doing something you love, doing something you love to make $, and doing something because you love to make $. Since youre back onto incest again, wasnt jack fucking his sister or slapping her with his dick or married to her or something?

  • Stop it, really, you're embarrassing yourself. The more you try to explain how you're not an elitist, the more you prove you are.

    You're the type of fan who likes to smugly tell people you like band x, then scoff when they say they don't know who they are. Oh, and god forbid they become successful, because then they "sold out" to "the man".

    You're not a fan of music, you wear bands like a fashion accessory.

    Now sit back, and enjoy...

    /watch?v=KsBa0prOb0g

  • I love good music and do my thing while musicians do theirs. I rarely talk to/about the bands I like beyond encouraging folks to go see them if theyre good. If a band makes it on their own terms I keep supporting them. In fact Ill put up posters to help them out. I want good music to succeed-- one of the reasons for my antipathy toward an industry that seems to celebrate mediocrity. Obviously youre projecting

  • But okay, if it makes you feel better, Im an elitist for liking good music. You have WAY too much self-identity wrapped up in these posers. They'll suck no matter how many times you post their crappy derivative songs or vote against my posts. Really, are all strips fans this fascist in their neediness to require everyone to share their lousy discernment? How much the strips paying you to propagandize for them?

  • lmao, define "posers".

    Calling yourself an elitist kind of leads me to believe you're a poser yourself.Most elitists seem to like music for the sake of collecting things they can brag about, instead of liking something because the sound is pleasant to them.Something tells me you've heard very little White Stripes and know nothing about how great his guitar skills are. (most greats in the rock business will agree, if you know anything about blues) This is a cover anyhow. go listen to their music

  • Obviously you didnt read the conversation. You might want to before you open your pie hole. I was being fascetious, I no fucking elitist just because I dont like the fucking strips. The first time I saw the strips on tv 7-8 years ago a told my wife look, a really bad FDJ wannabee band. Ive seen nothing since to change that opinion. Ive literally seen dozens of guitarists better than Jack White. I dont care about the rock business, I just like good music. This is a rip off, not a cover.

  • seriously is this what your thesis is on Dr. Dipshit?

  • Really fucknut, you've made it obvious education is a dirty word to you. You bring even the IQs of strips fans down. I'm doing my thesis on fascists. I thought this would be a good place to find them. I was right.

  • Actually, Im probably the kind of fan bands like. I support them, without the pathological need to be some sort of slavish hanger-on, pathetic, no-life groupie. If a band is into that then they probably arent my kind of band. If asked, Ill give an honest answer be it praise or constructive criticism. I certainly havent been dropping the names (wearing) the various bands I like here. If asked or it was relevant to the conversation, I might.

  • Stop trying to take the high road, it's too late.

    I don't care if you like them or not, what i took issue with was your baseless claims. Claims that make it obvious, like "takashi2000" said, that you haven't listened to much of the White Stripes. In fact, i wouldn't be surprised if the only stuff you've heard were their 'hits' and this cover. Not enough to attack them with this much passion, which is quickly becoming pathetic.

  • Which is nice segue onto my next point.

    "you post their crappy derivative songs or vote against my posts"

    I haven't voted against any of your comments, i don't see the point in it. You however, have methodically thumbed down every post on this video. LITERALLY every post. It's not so evident now, maybe Baba tried to counter it, but you can see some remnants of your spree.

    I noticed it a while ago when i saw a long line of red -1's running down the page. Didn't bring it up before for your sake.

  • Im attacking them with this much passion to annoy you and the other fascist drones that took such issue with my original comments. Hes trying (without giving credit) to EXACTLY duplicate Dex;s cover of this song from Go Go Harlem baby. And he does a crappy ass job of it. Have you heard Dexs version? Ive seen enough strips music to know Im not impressed. Its uninspired, lame, and derivative posturing. How much shit do I need to smell to realize its shit? Youre gaga over a goose egg.