Riffing Religion - If Footmen Tire You.. part 2 of 3

[mrbobmanbob]

Matt looked like Penn Jillette in the beginning.

[1Beaker2]

WOW. Did ANYONE EVER BUT THIS SH!T!?!?

[MegaOrwell1984]

Ok with 17:28-18:12, that's actually clever thinking on the son's part. It just bothers me that the mother and sister are crazy enough to not do the same. I know I'm thinking way too deep into it, but you gotta do what you gotta do in this situation.

[Beastkingzetta]

how can cuba THINK of invading the states.. 50 man navy seal team is powerful enough to destroy all of cuba's army

[RiffingReligion]

@Beastkingzetta It's a good sign of just how paranoid the people who made this movie are that they were afraid friggin Cuba was going to invade.

[slipcurve]

If you drop the unnecessary glorification of Fidel Castro, the logic of the communist giving candy to children is pretty sound: - Praying does nothing; if you want candy, go get some or have a commie brainwasher handy.

[RiffingReligion]

@slipcurve Even if you include the Fidel part, it still makes more sense at least insofar as Fidel actually EXISTS, unlike god. :)

[alienisuntverus]

People waste their lives praying for food and communists give out candy for free.

[RiffingReligion]

@alienisuntverus Well, just tell the people they'll get food in heaven after they starve to death. It's the best of both worlds: They'll believe it, and you don't have to prove anything! :)

[JoeDixon]

I'm not sure about hipster and your look really wasn't all that day. But it was mission accomplished on looking like a twat for Matt. Btw, funny episode as always guys.

[RiffingReligion]

@JoeDixon Thanks. :)

[TitenSxull]

There's something strangely funny about two people sipping natty light from fancy cups while sophisticated classical music plays in the background... Well, its settled, I'll become a communist for the candy... I like how the communists ask them for a list of everything they've done from age 5 up, isn't that exactly what Christians believe God is going to do? Show up and burn people for their sins, far worse than anything communists are capable of lol...

[RiffingReligion]

@TitenSxull I'll admit to being inspired by the Cinema Snob for the intro with the pretentious movie critic characters. Also, the "There is no candy!" line is my second favorite line in this movie. The first is in the next part. :)

[JoeDixon]

Oh, thank goodness Matt lost that shirt at the end. By the way, the sound is all good till the end then there is beeping in the background. Don't know why it was fine till then.

[RiffingReligion]

@JoeDixon That's the sound that results when I use my cheap ass mic and cheap ass camera at the same time.

[JoeDixon]

@RiffingReligion But aren't you using your cheap ass mic and camera at the beginning? There is no sound problems there.

[RiffingReligion]

@JoeDixon Hmmm. You're right. I'm not sure what happened there... You can never tell what's gonna go wrong with this cheap shit.

[JoeDixon]

Oh, my fucking god! Matt, how many Dalmatians did you kill so you could put on their skin? When you wear that shirt outside do small children stop you on the street and try and play connect the dots?

[RiffingReligion]

@JoeDixon You can blame me (Wes) for Matt wearing that shirt. I picked it for its hipster ridiculousness. We were trying to look like pretentious hipster twats for the intro.

[Clara666CherryBomb]

Also, are there even 67 million people in the United States in general??? Or are they just counting the Duggar children?

[Clara666CherryBomb]

"Castro is Easter Bunny!!!!!!!" Thanks guys, now I have more ideas for my Lunchroom Holocaust movie besides fake guts made from cafeteria food and a cardboard pleaseasaur or however the hell you spell it (I got that idea from watching way too many showings of The Crater Lake Monster).

[dtm52]

So was Red Dawn based on this movie? But Fidel did give out candy, so he had that going for him. More vodka for Che. You do guys have a way with words.

[mjh012363]

Oh sure give an all American boy a loaded gun. Riiiiiight! LOL!