I came to talk talk talk talk Meet with a friend go for a walk walk walk walk I promise I’m not here to stalk stalk stalk stalk So at my presence please don’t balk balk balk balk Yeah Yeah I’m not a creep and if I were I’m not a child predator No I throw my hands up in the air sometime saying AY-O! I'm not a Pedo! I'm here to meet a friend inside the park, and not creepin' on little children We just came to talk For a little while Please don't be alarmed I'm not a pedophile
"I'M NOT A STALKER!" That is pretty much me. I avoid walking behind people as much as possible in a store and stuff because I'm paranoid about looking like a stalker. xD
LMAO! This is great! I love Martin Freeman!!
MartinShortLover 2 weeks ago
THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS TO YOUTUBE
sonicperson123 2 weeks ago
@sonicperson123 YOU'RE WELCOME
OrangeSketches 1 week ago
Oh geez, it's kinda scary how my thought processes eventually leads to something like this! xD
lazykitsune 3 weeks ago
hehehe he says peedifile... oh silly accents :)
lovveeuu 3 weeks ago
I have to do this in public now... Act all shift and then suddenly shout "I'M NOT A _____!!" It shall be glorious!! ^^
CyberOne666 3 weeks ago 4
I've watched this five times and I'm still rolling over, laughing.
mvr0cks 3 weeks ago 2
And then he won a BAFTA xD
HoppyNinja 4 weeks ago 2
Oh god the Stalker part is so true!
blizzaroxx 1 month ago 3
BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
TheBronstermonster 1 month ago
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i throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying eyo im not a pedo!
ItzStefan3 1 month ago
OH DEAR GOD, LMFAOO.
TetoFujoshi 1 month ago
I always get into this awkward situation when I am going behind someone with the same speed as they do :)
dantistus 1 month ago
wow, this is what goes on in my head.
Ursitrite 1 month ago 2
MARTIN FREEMAN I LOVE YOU.
rdklzkydd 1 month ago 5
funny and sad that i've had similar situations ><
fistymcbuttpuncher 1 month ago
ImJustSayin2014 1 month ago 2
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ImJustSayin2014 1 month ago
its like a cross between mr bean and peep show
MCMeGACAKE 1 month ago
i throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying
I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE
KitchenKiller95 1 month ago 57
@lifecolor Its from a show called Bruiser
acemorais 1 month ago 2
@acemorais Ah thank you! :D
OEMartinFreeman 1 month ago
"I'M NOT A STALKER!" That is pretty much me. I avoid walking behind people as much as possible in a store and stuff because I'm paranoid about looking like a stalker. xD
angelgirl1992 1 month ago 42
@angelgirl1992 lol
TheBronstermonster 1 month ago
JSJDJSJDJ. HE'S SO CUTE AND AWKWARD JDKKSBA
RiverSongSings 1 month ago
It's funny that he did pretty much the same exclamation as 0:27 in A Scandal in Belgravia.
defover18 1 month ago 3
Sherlock: Yes, yes, of course your not. Now, lets get back to the case...?
InvaderRek 1 month ago 5
WHAT. IS. THIS. FROM?!?!
lifecolor 1 month ago
@lifecolor I'm afraid I don't know! I just found this on Tumblr :/
OEMartinFreeman 1 month ago 3
IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!! Lol forever
doctorwholuvable 1 month ago
LOLOL
lolitzyvettexD 1 month ago
WATSON
PointCarpetMovies 1 month ago 2
i love you. <3
LoveItsCarmelle 1 month ago
YES THIS IS ON YOUTUBE :D TO REDDIT!!!
MrHappyTurtle 1 month ago