England regain the Ashes

[tdcpm27]

@cedroxan Shame, ignoring me, typical French cowardice,.

[tdcpm27]

@cedroxan Troll? Naa, just replying to your bitter comments.

[tdcpm27]

@cedroxan Facts? I don't see any FACTS.

[tdcpm27]

@cedroxan Let me guess, it's a joke because France don't have a team? Bitterness.

Second most watched and played sport in the world. The only joke is French military losses.

[tdcpm27]

@cedroxan 2nd most played sport in the world, or can't you read? What sports are the French good at? Football? Nope? Rugby? Nope. I also note, all the sports the French play, were invented by the English. What have the French invented? Dirtiness and cowardice?

[tdcpm27]

@cedroxan 1 lucky tournament? England won last years 6 nations, crushing the Frogs, and have been in the previous 2 WC Finals.

Now tell me agian, what sports have the French invented? Or are you avoiding the question like you avoid a Germna?

[tdcpm27]

@cedroxan How is it a fake sport? You French are deluded.

Google Tennis, Wikipedia - First played - 19th Century (UK) - You French haven't invented anything worthwhile, and soon the French race will be non-existent, the French are now Muslims.

[tdcpm27]

@cedroxan LOL, OK, come back in 20 years when France is renamed Algeria 2.

[TheLordSideshow]

Why so much hate here?! Its a sport.. banter yes.. not random hatred..

[archo8340]

@ilikehurlinganddarts

U face a 90mph cricket ball bouncing up to your face and then say crickets not a sport.

Why are you even here if you don't like it?

[Popisbetterthankfunk]

Cricket

[ilikehurlinganddarts]

cricket isn't a sport. it's pure shit played by english fucking wanker cunts

[hamiltonlegend24]

@ilikehurlinganddarts bat vs dart.... i wouldnt tell that to an angry person wielding a cricket bat

[ilikehurlinganddarts]

@hamiltonlegend24 you clearly don't know what a hurley is do you?

[hamiltonlegend24]

@ilikehurlinganddarts you obviously havent met a cricket bat before, I think you're well due for one. You have no evidence to back up your statement and you are obviously very ignorant. To say cricket isn't a sport when you are a fan of darts is pretty narrow minded.

[ilikehurlinganddarts]

@hamiltonlegend24 once again i suggest you put in hurling into youtube and you will learn what a real sport played by real men is. i'm a fan of darts yes, however i have made no claim that it is a sport, nothing is a sport that you can play in long trousers.

[errrrwhatthe]

@ilikehurlinganddarts I've seen alot a videos on youtube, read alot of comments but that is by some way the thickest I've ever come across!

Hurling and darts.....thats gold pal!

[ilikehurlinganddarts]

@errrrwhatthe you would of had to go a long way back to read that comment alright... you don't get out much really do you?

spend all your time on this thinking you're the man? i feel a bit sorry for you so i'm not gonna burn the shit out of you, cuz i'm a top guy!

[errrrwhatthe]

@ilikehurlinganddarts The thickest comments and the thickest little boy! Your profile says it all! What a joker!

[macphersonleedsunite]

2011 tour england 2 500+ and 2 600+ vs australias 1 400+ haha

[RohRohToday]

summit of success wldve been winning the ashes down under. Flintoff shdve stuck around for that.

[rob83x]

You're only as good as your last ashes...

[KadhulaPoonthottam]

Cheeky Ponting got Pawned,Sledge is cheeky-gay

[xXxPyRoXx137]

cool vid man i play for england

[85Aheadstix]

@xXxPyRoXx137 Sad, i'll bet it was hard having to shake Irelands hands after they kicked your arses huh?.

[shreekoo]

think about 1992-2007, poms!

[85Aheadstix]

@shreekoo Hmmmm, think about warnie in 93, your luck was over!.

[cedroxan]

:-O The Ashes?????????? what the heck could it be? Never heard, never seen. Only England and Down under they could understand this pseudo "sport" exceptionally invented for layabouts. While they "play" one can calmly count the sheep to help us get to sleep. yawn!!!!

[VoodooKing1964]

@cedroxan You knew enough about it for you to find a video of it. Some would say your comments are just that of a jealous persons.

[cedroxan]

@VoodooKing1964 "Jealous" ????of what dummy? All what i can see, there are some guys dressed in white, like a wedding gown , who try to catch something. I dont even need to fathom out this joke-tastic "sport" known only by the English. YAWN!!!!

[VoodooKing1964]

@cedroxan How old are you? really you need to grow up.

[cedroxan]

@VoodooKing1964 hahahahahahahaahah. I see you've found the killer argument: my age. woooooooow . what a man what man er what a "grown up" you are!! hahahahah

[cliffy84]

@cedroxan why dont you try and learn sum english first mate. you probably live here too, you and your 20 cousins in a 2 bedroom house.

[cedroxan]

@cliffy84 Fail!! i kind of live here ( ????dunno the place where could be "here" ) in a dingy council bedsit with my tribe. We are at least 86 cousins. It's too bad i'm not able to afford some English courses to criticise then, in the best way ever, this crappy English game called "cricket". So sorry Dum!

[cliffy84]

@cedroxan haha chinnity chong. dont understand a word you are saying chump. go learn how to speak english properly

[kamelion7]

Thank fuck the ashes came home to England....They'd be fucking saturated by now!!

[MuffSmasher]

I was in Brisbane waiting for ages for a bus.

Then what do you know, two float past at once.

[rookieash13]

my england all time Xl (players after 1990s)

trsecothick,strauss,cook,vaugh­an,pieterson,flintoff,bell,gil­es,anderson,hoggard,harmison

[kyethedog]

I thought the Aussies were the poms as it stands for prisoners of mother England and that crack about the aussies can shower everyday now when they go out thier doors they can all take a bath.

[LURIG81]

Err.....it was South Africa B who won the Ashes not the Poms. For decades England has been whoring it's way around international cricket and it was 3 Bok players and Aussie coaches that won the Ashes NOT English players. This is the same nation that laughed at Jack Charlton and Ireland for the granny rule in international football but who uses South African cricketers when it suites them. Total absolute Pommie hypocrites!

[Takatakaue]

@LURIG81 it was English players who made difference. Cook was the main reason why England put on massive totals, and I quote Warney when I say this. In addition it wasn't anyone with south african descent who shot out australia for 98 on boxing day. Also KP has an English mother so it just as English as south african, Strauss has English parents and moved to England when he was very small, he is product of English cricket. The real consistancy was Cook and our bowlers all 100% English.

[Takatakaue]

@LURIG81 and by the way Pom stands for prisoners of the motherland which is what all you lot were and are, you're the real Poms!!. I quoted Warney saying the Cook was the main impact with our batting and Mcgrath added the aussie bowlers had no consistancy- only good in places; these two great aussies not hiding behind excuses. Punter and Clarke were big and man enough to admit who the better side were, full respect to them both. Australia will rise again but would do good to learn from England

[cliffy84]

@LURIG81 grow a dick you twat. come back when you can actually win the ashes.... hahah

[GORINGRANGERS]

what the hell. did you say the Austrians? Bloody hell.

[daftbat21]

My Aussie cousin is great with a bat - he's a vet.

[Coolheart15]

After 24 years FINALLY!!!!!!!!

[Takatakaue]

@Coolheart15 - yes fuck the arrogant convicts - God save THEIR queen !!!!

[privatezib]

for 2 long the 'arse-trailian' nation has been rubbing their sporting victories scornfully in r faces. now av a taste of ur own medicine! & how apt that r victory over the aussies is represented by a vial containing ashes. coz in front of the whole world we incinerated the aussie cricket 'talent' & left them in a state of ashes !

[swilsh55]

Let me break it down for you wizards. ENGLAND DID NOT PLAY GOOD CRICKET, if you were still allowed to punch the batsman in the stomach mid bowl (banned in the 1920s) like good traditional cricket the ashes would have not been won by England but by the AUSTRIANS!

[nuntana2]

@swilsh55

Didn't know the 'AUSTRIANS' were known for their cricket? Yodelling, though, they can't be beat. :-))

Anyway, whatever are you on about, little boy?

[jiffboi]

Ineedtoknow

You lost, accept it and shut up

[millard27]

BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY

[pink43560]

COME ON ENGLAND!!!! :)

[mattyrobotham]

Greatest day of my life :D.

[lneedtoknow]

Hate to admit it, but England was just too good for Australia this time. Strauss is a fine English captain, oh hang on, he's South African. Kevin Pietersen played some good... oh, hang on, he's South African too. Oh well, Trott has scored over 400 runs in the series so far... what? He's South African too??? Hang on! I thought we played ENGLAND???!!! lol

[samuself]

@lneedtoknow shhhh you got hammered..be dignified in defeat...

[TheReadingStudent]

@lneedtoknow South Africans aside, at least you've got a nice Australian replacement for the Captain; Khawaja wasn't it? Oh wait, He's Pakistani.

[lneedtoknow]

@TheReadingStudent

Well, at least you have a great coach... oh, hang on, it's Andy Flower from Zimbabwe! Dammit... I bet you Poms have got a great bowling coach though... oops. He's an Aussie!!!

[TheReadingStudent]

@lneedtoknow Why so butt hurt? :)

[adventussaxonum]

@TheReadingStudent - just proves that our selectors is more clever. If you want to hire a foreign cricket player,make sure he's South African rather than Pakistani!

I don't know how old Khawaja was when he came to Oz, but Trott and Strauss were 11 and 6 respectively,when they came to England. Pretty sure both were 1/2 English parentage too.

Anyway, who cares? A complete stuffing!!

[adventussaxonum]

@adventussaxonum - oops! "selectors ARE"

[Takatakaue]

@lneedtoknow - it wasn't South Africans who tore into Australia when they were all out for 98 on boxing day, and it's not a South African, it's Alastair Cook who has been the big reason for large England totals; and according to Warney on sky tv, the main reason why England are so dominant in the series. Also Pidge has said the aussie bowlers have not had any consistency; good in patches and no more; and that they should learn from England. Two great great Aussies not hiding behind excuses ...

[adventussaxonum]

@lneedtoknow - Give credit to the English selectors. They obviously recognised Strauss's talent when he came to England AGED 6. He is a product of English cricket.

Pietersen has batted well for the spin bowler he was when he came here- his English mum is very proud!

How many wickets did the Saffers get? English bowlers, and Alastair Cook, meant that in THREE of the matches we only had to bat once

[filoboy88]

i really hope australian cricket dosent turn into the nightmare rabble that the west indies have been in since the mid 90s and till this day are still recovering. CA seriously need to look at the academy programs that in the past have become gold mines for future stars and what ever happened to under 19 tour squads but instead these days selectors are picking players when they are 27 and beyond CA seriously need to look at the past programs that have worked so well over the years

[filoboy88]

so tired of all the critics slamming the aussies, yes they didnt play well but more credit should be given to the english on playing some great cricket. you pick up the paper and all you read is 'sack ponting, sack clarke sack johnson' but it was the english that were too good and just would let the aussie play the sort of cricket that they are capable of

[Takatakaue]

@filoboy88 Thanks for that, it's nice to read what an Aussie wrote without being called a pommie c***t, for suggesting that England were the better side. The big difference was Cook with huge innings, and all the england bolwers. Australia will rise from this for sure, but name calling and sour grapes dosn't help, but you I see have a more realistic way of thinging; respect to you sir.

[ratboyler]

ok so england have retained the ashes. But it is only 2-1 in the series with one games to play.

[1KU1]

How fantastic! England Ashes victory in Australia. That's the best cricket news ever!

[RoyEvansLFC]

Little Johny calls the social services.

Little Johny - "I don't want to live with my dad anymore because he beats me."

Social Services - "Why don't you live with your mum instead?"

Little Johny - "No because she beats me too."

Social Services - "Who do you want to live with then?"

Little Johny - "The Australia cricket team, because they never beat anyone!"

[toeblarone]

Was in Oz in Oct ,all i heard in bars was how shit we are at Cricket,well well well.

I do believe you can stick it,up your arse sideways with a hambone on it, you load of Arse suckers.And as you think were all gay.I would like to say.You've just been Bummed..Royaly

[punj48i92]

lets win a game of cricket LOL jks we're australian

[arronboss123]

Disapointed in the aussi fans, seem they only sing and turn up for games when they are winning!! they say they are big passionte sport fans!! bullshit!!!! lies!!! SOON as they are losing they dont wana know, look at england beaten 5-0 and packed the place out and sung all day!! thats passion.

[ripsaw570]

LURIG81 your the one that sounds pathetic mate ! Just face it Australia played shit & everyone knows it. The world watched you fucking crumble buddy...... Enjoy

[madbob73]

haha suck it up, LURIGI81 just make sure you dont pick that pakistani for the next test eh?

[LURIG81]

Well done South Africa B AND England's Aussie cricket coaches on retaining the Ashes. England can't do it on their own so need the Dutch Boers and Aussies to show them. Is this the same crowd that always has a go at countries like Ireland for playing non Nationals in football??? Where would you be without Strauss, Pietersen and Trott????? LOL Pathetic Poms!

[arronboss123]

@LURIG81 well done england beating the convicts!!

[Caspar97]

@arronboss123 Wow, some people amaze me

[shreekoo]

@arronboss123 convicts?

as if england were cops...

[85Aheadstix]

@arronboss123 Pfft!, only took you 16 bloody years!, what happend?, forgot how to play your own sport?, had to get a convict to re teach you??, thats just sad!, atleast we have had all the best players, teams and nicer weather, you poms are so jealous!.

And its been 24 years since you beat us in our own country??, hahahahahahahahaha

[MrMorg19]

@85Aheadstix You're the ones getting the lesson here. Re teach? Ignorant chipshouldered sore-losing aussies as usual!

[tommyd2nd4th]

@LURIG81 hahahaaaa looks like we have a winging aussie!! stuffed by the poms in your back yard in front of the whole world and now you have to rely on some filthy paki to get you out of trouble!! great week, west ham winning and australia losing!! england til i die!

[Takatakaue]

@LURIG81 You know and I know convict that England would have won without those players you've mentioned, Cook and the bowlers were the real reason for England winning the Ashes - and don't take my word for it convict I've just quoted Warney and Pidge from sky tv. Your team are shit and you know it, glory days long gone for you convict long gone lol !!

[ripsaw570]

Where you all gone ? Crying into that piss water you call beer no doubt

[ripsaw570]

Hahahaha fucking stick that up your ozzie shit pipes ya cunts !!!!

[choft1]

Hellz yeah, we have retained the ashes again.

[Fletchism1]

Fuck you girls have got short fucken memories

[lilbennyt]

aussies are back. wait for boxing day, you prats 

[proudenglishgurl89]

@lilbennyt  Aussies All Out For 98 Wasn't It ? ..

[85Aheadstix]

@proudenglishgurl89 The irish beat you?, hahahahahahahahahha

Its called being out of form my pasty sock and sandal wearing friend.

[proudenglishgurl89]

@85Aheadstix its called being out of form my arrogant convict friend. but if i do remember correctly, we are better than you at test cricket and 20/20 ... we beat you in the ashes and we beat in you in the 20/20 world cup !!

[JacktheBeard]

@lilbennyt You're not singing anymore!

[MrLibertine84]

@lilbennyt you're shit

[Takatakaue]

@lilbennyt ha ha ha ha what was going to happen at melbourne - listen convict your whole team are fucking shit - what do you call an aussie who can play cricket - retired !!!!!. Better team won and I quote the great shane warne who said that on sky tv, glory days long gone for you convict, long gone he ha he .

[Takatakaue]

Respond to this video...

hey convict can we play your first team next time !!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha god save YOUR queen ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - he goes to the left he goes to the right the mitchell johnson his bowling is SHITE !!! ah ha ha ha ha ha on good test 3 shit ones !!!! oh there goes another wide !!!! ha ha ha ha ha !!

[HappyGilmore190]

If u aussies were any good u would be playing for england !!

[Razor1262]

Hey poms how was Perth for you? Tell Anderson he was a great help

[Takatakaue]

@Razor1262 hey convict how was adelaide, melbourne, and sydney ? tell your who team they were a great help !!!!!

[jacksonh04]

Lets do it again



[supermorshu]

weve done it again!

[adsonkool]

@supermorshu don think so

[MultiMickoo]

technically its england n tiny bit of ireland now,eoin morgan ed joyce in 2008 n soon to be niall o brien,but well done

[rohanmarkjay]

Well done England! Well Played.

Don't be bothered by what the aussie supporters are saying. Even if England win 5-0 they will still find something in England cricketers performance to hate. Well Done England and keep up the good work against Australia.

[macphersonleedsunite]

@cognito20. Shut the fuck up you wanker. The first one was England vs Australia not the USA vs Canada. They played first time long after the first ever ashes.

[haymid1995]

@macphersonleedsunite overeact a bit y dont u

[adsonkool]

@macphersonleedsunite agree

[TheSlevinCalevra]

So. Are these actual ashes? Like of the dude what invented cricket or something along those lines?

[bigbadbrainz]

Pathetic 2 countries in it so 50/50 chance to win and England have open top buses and all that meeting pm n shit. What a load of bolloks. N cricket is probaly the worst sport around aswell

[2bsom1]

@bigbadbrainz ur a twat

[Hogling007]

that's not nice i'm we have Ricky Ponting as Captain seehow you like that

[MyRed555]

What dya think about that SHANE?

[wilkinson8707]

We have a good chance of winning the ashes in Australia, but then again Australia regardless how good or bad they are always do well.

[leisurelydinner]

England are going to absolutely own the Aussies in the 2010/2011 ashes. They're so rubbish now lol. Can't wait

[Adeelsabih1]

@delado7

man every man has its own opinion

i'm from pakistan and i love cricket .. please respect cricket other wise dont abuse cricket !

[rohanmarkjay]

England the aussies are there for the taking this year. If you give back as much as the aussies team,media and supporters give and hold your nerve in front of their nasty media and supporters the great sporting prize is yours. It certainly will be fun watching embittered aussies bitch about england till the next ashes contest.

[alfreddunn03]

@rohanmarkjay We have to be carefull not to get to over confident! beating the aussies in there own back yard is very difficult,then put on top of that how much they hate to be beaten by us makes it that bit harder...but i have to agree this is the first time for a long while we have a decent chance of regaining the ashes..really looking forward to the series,its got to be up there with the greatest sporting events in the world..

[agloo87]

BBQ THAT!

[gazy21]

suck on that australia!

[hugga4u]

what a bunch of talented south africans.

[28PaulS]

@hugga4u

think again brightspark, every wicket taker in that video was born and bred in England.

[cliffy84]

@hugga4u u hater

[hugga4u]

@cliffy84 not a hater, just a clown! :P

[cliffy84]

@hugga4u - we are goin to whoop u lot next ashes as well, bring it on

[85Aheadstix]

@cliffy84 Righto, doubt it, its funny how big mouthed you guys are when warnie aint around, ofcourse hes probably rooting your missus!.

[cliffy84]

@cliffy84 back to back wins now....we are number one baby.. now what mate? Aus are shit!!

[85Aheadstix]

@cliffy84 Bullshit!, India would kick your pommy pasty arses!, and you did just get your arses handed to you by...the irish, thats right, the paddys beat you!?, thats just sad!, not so cocky now huh pom!.

[cliffy84]

@85Aheadstix haha and what? we are still in the finals and you lot have to go up against india. goodluck. they will wax you and we will have no probs waxing the lankans. game over.

[lewisC3627]

oh yess lovley... oh yeah and we also beat you in the t20... wahey

[madbob73]

face it aussies you lost to a bloke with a girls haircut and a bloke with a big chin!

[Archangel3583]

"CATCH! YAAAAAAAAAAA!"

[Naveen29naveen]

england vl miss freddy

[doughnazi]

We (Aussies) lost it when Ponting kept selecting Johnson as our strike bowler. His bowling was a joke for most of the tests. Ponting's weakness is not having the guts to blood other bowlers in an ashes series!

Yeah, we got what we deserved!

[damo24now]

we will beat u in australia no doubt about it and oh yeah the referralks will be in as well and they will kill the poms

[ToukleyWorldOfBikes]

haha we let the poms win and plus whos won the ashes more australia

[hamiltonlegend24]

@ToukleyWorldOfBikes lol nice excuse. you let us win classic. you whipped us in 2006/07 but we beat you fain and square mate

[Alexlance1997]

@ToukleyWorldOfBikes "we let them win" how old are you 5? just because u got beat. There professionals they don't let people win!

[PSCricket3]

The greatest cricket rivalry is India Pakistan not Ashes

[saggatarian]

@PSCricket3 Hey buddy I m an Indian,,Yes i do agree INDIA-PAKISTAN rivalry is great,,BUT Ashes is very old started in 1882,,,IT is the BIG one than ours Home of cricket Vs Legendery Aussies..I love it...

[Montgomery2013]

go USA o wait they dont play this..

[green1773]

sad for english sport when you celebrate beating on country in a competiton which only involves ONE other country,lol

[CHEESEISCOOL1234]

there the best country and there are biggest rivals mate, its the one of the biggest sporting rivalry in the world ANd the biggest cricket event in the world.

[vicavox]

It's why they're called "test" series, because you play them so frequently in the series over such a lengthy period of time it is "testing" to the individuals and teams talent.

Just because you don't understand the concept of it doesn't mean it's "sad" for anyone. Your ignorance and lack of knowledge on the topic is the only thing that's sad, made even more so by your having searched this out in the first place.

[JamesCunnyy]

@green1773 yer and america are great at sport?? i think not

[richiesking]

i remember talking to churchill about the last aussie ashes series win in England

[HitMeQuick]

oh yes

[HH72000]

I've seen the Ashes during a linguist travel,it was great but i didn't understant the game ^^' (very cool sport,if should be popular in france)

[789fahim]

ashes 2010

5-0 to Australia

[nonbe1iever]

@789fahim

Even if Australia do win 5-0, no one will care, cuz england will win the Football World Cup, the ultimate sporting prize!!!!

[gnarkillkicksass]

Mate as far as football goes, its a poofter sport. On weekends I play rugby, my girlfriend plays soccer, enough said.

[nonbe1iever]

@gnarkillkicksass

Thats right yes, there's nothing homo-erotic about large men wriggling around in mud, grabbing at each others bodies.

Rugby is the gayest sport in the world, maybe after Nude wrestling!!

So who's the "poofter" now?

Have fun in the scrum with all those nice chunky thighs to grab on to!!!

[555hugs]

someone's insecure.

[Caracalla23]

Your missus! Likes a bit of sport does she? Know wha' I mean nudge, nudge , say no more. Like photography??

Poofter? Strooth mate I haven't heard that since the 70's.

[stirling222]

@gnarkillkicksass It says your lass is likely pretty butch.

[mudchair16]

God damnit