There, there... You should be proud of your creation. So many people believe in Brian Sapient - they probably have a need to believe in a rational human being curing the USA of theism and other irrational beliefs. Too bad he isn't real though, I would love to believe in a Brian Sapient... But my goldfish simply stays quiet whenever I ask it for proof of a rational human being. No more debate here. Thank you for taking the leap of faith and admiting you don't believe in your creation.
HAHAH xD
Douche082 1 year ago
hey this guy is santa it is the off sesaon and he is smoking weed..he is starting to grow out his beard just in time for Christmas...lol
JohnnyBGood11 2 years ago
this guy must be the missing link between cheech and chong!
hercors 3 years ago
ill give u some details he was some doofus that was too lazy to get a job
nomorebriansapient 3 years ago
you smoke pot? your a loser.
vtwinheart 4 years ago
Jake thats fucking funny man.
evilreligion 4 years ago 3
you spelled saient wrong you dumb ass
roxas2092 4 years ago
Think before you speak, Rox-ass.
Tomato245 4 years ago
Aww Jake... *hugs* It'll be ok...
I'll see you at the fake Brian Sapient's house soon. We can deny him together.
healthyaddict 4 years ago 2
you spelled sapient wrong you dumb ass
roxas2092 4 years ago
ok dude we could all tell he never realy existed. we were just humoring you.
Davethesilentone 4 years ago
Ah, and to think I knew you back before you created Brian Sapient...
Rox1SMF 4 years ago
Can you make me a Scarlett Johansson.
Mjhavok 4 years ago
So your that YT programmer! How do we destroy it man?!
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Katalyzt 4 years ago
You bastard!
rowsdowersavesus 4 years ago
It's okay, Jake. We've all made up deities from time to time.
HanifXHier 4 years ago
This video is hysterical.
Chrisboe4ever 4 years ago
i never noticed how pretty your eyes are jake
bluemustangxxxgt 4 years ago
Aww, don't cry Jake. :p
christyell 4 years ago
There, there... You should be proud of your creation. So many people believe in Brian Sapient - they probably have a need to believe in a rational human being curing the USA of theism and other irrational beliefs. Too bad he isn't real though, I would love to believe in a Brian Sapient... But my goldfish simply stays quiet whenever I ask it for proof of a rational human being. No more debate here. Thank you for taking the leap of faith and admiting you don't believe in your creation.
loverich 4 years ago