Here are the nicest messages after giving out my phone number!

[Shotgunryugan]

i just wanted to say that your the greatest,your like my sunshine :D i don't think i've told this to many people before,but i'm usually a very depressed person and your videos just put a smile to my face,i love your positive attitude and never let those haters get to you,they won't through their life as long as they keep the hate and don't apologize to everyone they hate,your very special and i'm sure your BF is a really lucky guy for having you around,take care :D

[JoshRimer]

@Shotgunryugan Thanks a lot! I'm sorry to hear you have some depressing moments, but I'm sure glad that I'm able to help you get your smile back! :-D

[Shotgunryugan]

@JoshRimer i actually went a bit carried away with my comment,i had to delete a ton of stuff because of the comment limit,but i'm glad part of my comment was delivered XD

[SamiSelene]

where is the hate one?

[JoshRimer]

@SamiSelene I put a link to it in the description

[SamiSelene]

@JoshRimer oh thank you i just saw it now! :)

ah bytheway TI ADORO !

[Cmbeastly]

is he gay?

[krameralexander]

@Cmbeastly  Mhmms ^.^

[Bootga]

why does it seem that these niggers are reading from a script

[Showinbulge]

Sorry, I do have something else to say. I only watched 26 seconds of this so I don't know, but the just seems to be that he gave out his phone # on the Internet.

How desperate for attention. Seriously.

[Showinbulge]

OMFG !!! EVERYTIME I log on this damn video is in my "recommends" column. WHY !!! jeeez, after watchin' 26 seconds of it I hope it just goes AWAY. This is the dude with the pec implants and I'm not interested YouTube...soooooo STOP already.

Jeeeez.

Yall have a great night now. mmmmk

[uhhmario]

16-20 MINDFUCK! lol

[Felas212]

You sound gay...

Homo...

Fagget...

[Dlover15]

Awww I wish I had called in!! Some of those were REALLY sweet! I love the girl who said she'd die for you lol. But yeah you're a great comedian, I LOVE your vids & yourself, Josh! :)

[JoshRimer]

@Dlover15 well thanks a lot! There were a ton (about 700 actually) of calls that I still haven't gotten through so it might not have been heard by me anyway for quite a while still even if you had been able to leave a message. lol

[sharkbait313]

Hey text me at 9512699560

[Gbelliton]

@sharkbait313 Lmao i txted you a fake "meez" msg rofl! send me a txt ;p

[eminem41941]

you aresoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo  gay

[xilver8]

THIS GUY ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE?!?! AND AN OSCAR?!?! dude get a life and go watch Shane Dawson, and then do like him... Pretty much..... Start being funny?

[xilver8]

Ok, you are definitly gay......

[TheFlygirl26]

haha this is awsome call me or text me

401-368-9972

[SoYahYah]

@TheFlygirl26 lol yr crazy

[TheEliteNerd]

UR VIDEOS FVCKING SUCK

[Juan2009NewTime]

My phone number 1646-491-3024 dont call just text

[gjkgmnn091]

loves ya :)

[gjkgmnn091]

u deserve every good comment out there!

[DevilGurl221]

i like ur vids and i feel bad for u about the mean phone calls and i no who one of the mean calls were the one with the girls on it were a girl named keagen and another girl named Kaitlin and they r MEAN!

[tiffanyhelene]

dude, its his VUMBER, his Voicemail Number not his direct line! lmao

[brabbit456]

dud why the hell did u give out your num im gonna call u from a priviate number so be expecting me!!!and be sore to put my message on one of your viedos!!NICE OR MEAN!!! any way ur awsome wanna get married!!!!!!!

[megadudeoftheyear]

homophobic much? u do know its wrong to be hypocritical!

[animesushii3]

hello :D your'e awesome haha :)

I will call you but not now haha

[crazykid1996]

no one go away

[Amouse100]

wooo

are you still making more?

cause i wanna call to make a nice one

[potsmokenking]

hell yea mine was like 3rd thanks dont listn to the assholes

[emiemi123]

is it wrong i wanna lick your face off?? cuz i do..but i feel so....guilty. sinful lust. OH by the way my roomate, i mean cat, saw your dogs vd cats video and says your hisssstory. haha get it? hissstory..cuz shes a cat...so she hisses. i cant really say hiss, cuz i have a lisp. why do they make the word for a speech impediment so hard to say with that specific speach impediment??? i still cant say south...or thousand. i think you should make a video about the hardships of lispers. *sigh* <3

[JoshRimer]

Haha, emiemi, you should have called and said that. I'm sure it'd make it into my weird list. :-D

[KJT922010T]

im going to call you soon your awsome your video's make my days easy, and my dad passed and I watched you video's and it made me laugh and I needed it keep it up Josh!

[Neeble098]

And you got a haircut!......gaybo

[leviathan6144]

lol , Dude that was obvious i guess : that those callers had the same 2-3 voices .. couple or 3 people giving compliments in diff accents .. maybe including yourself .. who knows

[JoshRimer]

Hahaha, omg - that takes the cake levianthan. Yes, I really need to make myself feel better by calling myself and saying how great I am, and these other 2 or 3 people really care enough to call in with different voices to boost my ego. Lol, that's rich.

[lordnarutokun]

josh ure the best keep up the great work also those who are negative dont let them bring you down with them keep it up josh :)

[JoshRimer]

Thanks, I definitely won't! I don't care much about silly negative comments. It's the nice ones that really mean something to me! :-)

[lordnarutokun]

trust me josh i will never be negative ure the best my family and friends love seeing ure videos my friends has subscribed to the awsomeness hopeing to talk to you soon :)

[vipery7]

thats why you are not on saterday night live bc you make kids go gay... R.I.P my last brother... oopsies i killed him =]

[rwerdan]

thanks for putting transcriptions. im training in a voice mail transcription company here in the Philippines. It really helps a lot. thanks

[JoshRimer]

Cool, I'm glad the transcriptions help! They actually take quite a while to do, but I know it can be hard to understand the comments sometimes, especially for people who don't have English as their first language.

[rwerdan]

Thanks Josh, GOOD LUCK. More videos please. TC.

[kyleclik]

Fuuck You Are Sooo Funny Keep Being Sooo funny If U Met David And Versed Himm U Would Win Cuz u Are THe Funniest Guy On YouTube =D

[JoshRimer]

Haha, that'd be so awesome if I could do a video with David. We could each tell stupid jokes or something. :-D

[worldslayer]

haha all of the phonecalls were from

A) gays

B) rednecks

c) uppy preteen girls.

not a single normal dude of there XD

[StereoSkylinexox]

d) random teen girls xD

[AndyBloodvain]

haha, pretty much!! that girl that said shed die for him was just fucked up!!! thats crazy! and that emo gay guy......just.....scary...

[calypse550]

How do you know? You know everything about them when you hear them?

[mouytbb]

yeah

[theskater1234]

i would call but im in england dammit

[iloveyousomuchkissxx]

!!! xD !!!

[DNBursky]

I commend with with the people say. I feel for the guy who's depressed. I would give him a hug, seriously :)

[ShaunacAvril]

Thanks, me and my friend's call is on here! at 7:03 - 7:51

Thanks Josh!

[worldslayer]

haah how lame.

[xgreenmoneyx12]

put in the worst !!!!!!!!! i have to seeee!!!

[JoshRimer]

The worst calls are now up! :-)

[xgreenmoneyx12]

awesome!

[mole1915]

Thats a wonderful idea !! Thank YOU !!

[WaseesMusicVideos]

Yo thanks you picked my one the one that sys you wwnt way off the scale of comedy.Thanks for putting it up

[VampireBabeL0VER]

yayyayayayay my call is on here!!! im excited!

[StereoSkylinexox]

omg Josh!!! youur sucha sweetie. i cant believe you picked my call. (: i feel super awesome. i sound sooo dumb. haha i hope your super sucesful in life. and you are amazing! (:

[PaulLeary]

Shout out to all for choosing LOVE instead of hate :)

[chokeonthesmog856]

Hahahaha i was watching this and all of the sudden i herd MY VOICE lol. And i still hold true to the "Gay faggot = Biggest oxymoron ever" comment lol. I love the fact that you try your best to keep in touch with your fans! Your awesome =)

[tehtarik91]

u made my week too !

[smvarcan]

CONGRATS!

You won my Comment xD

[az90az90az90az]

you r cool :D

[AndyRimerDOTcom]

oh J.

[BRANSCOMBEx]

in before a million views

[martinimama11]

Hey Josh!

It was great hearing all your calls!! And to hear my voice!! :) I am so happy you used my message. You are truly funny!

OXXO

[songpidgeon]

You must have felt so happy after hearing all those nice people! I feel happier after just that 9 mins 17 seconds of text/audio! and all those sweet people were talking to YOU! YAY! for positive energy! All because of you, Josh! Awesome!

...haha.... I'm not used to hearing myself speak... usually I hear myself sing. haha, I sound like a dork! lmao!

Much LoVe,

XxSarah

[13itch333]

a couple of those seem stalker-ish xD be still they were sweet

[KiraAli]

yay! you're wearing a red shirt again! :) Awesome.

[TriggerHead21]

I can't believe that you don't have more views! You're HILARIOUS. you do deserve the #1 title. Even though you are gay, that shouldnt change the out look that people have on you

[killerdano]

NICE HAIRCUT! :)

[Liveally2034]

lol guy*

[Liveally2034]

AW I JUST LOVE THIS!!! u  are an amazing ugy all those comments are so true! yeah one day u will shine!! and be everywhere! i bet just wait good things happen but great things take time and effort! ^_^

[alohachick1232008]

OH MY GOD

you used our message

im gonna call you right now <3

[JoshRimer]

Haha, awesome - can't wait to hear it! :-)

[ShaunacAvril]

And now I'm replying to your comment because I can!

[Oder87]

oh my gosh wow! you put mine up there!! yaya i feel so special! But you are amazing josh! and this is a fantastic idea of yours to have your fans and others to leave you voice messages. you should always be extremely happy everyday you wake up because you being alive and being yourself brings so much joy to countless people...

[JoshRimer]

Of course I included yours Oder87- it was incredibly nice! I'm so lucky to have viewers like you - glad we make each other happy! :-D

[Mushy2000]

Get a room :-)

[oneeyedgeek]

I can't believe you even used mine (the edited version anyway LOL) Do I really sound like that? lol

I love the last one and the long one with the 2 girls saying they're gonna watch all of your vids. Those were great!

[JoshRimer]

Haha, I just had to put it in there... second. lol

[Chewbyy14]

Toef!

[TwistedJr69th]

lol. Some of those were pretty funny.

[LETHLSS]

hi!

[oryanphox]

i know i'm not first, lol. hey everyone!!!

[oryanphox]

omg... you played my comment. that was to cool!!! thanks for being so funny. you bring smile to my day, MUAH!!!

[JoshRimer]

Thanks oryanphox! And look, you actually were first! :-)