My Best of Twilight Eclipse Rifftrax

[danmann861]

"oh hai Twilight...so glad you like saying Dont Worry too

[Pooky1991]

I hate Twilight, but I would so buy the rifftrax of the movies just to laugh my ass off:D

[JapanFreak1000]

3:08 did Bella just smile?

[Miyavisgirl1540]

2:08 AHHH!!!! It's Corpse Bride!!!!!

[123ilovevampires]

"Do not talk about vampire fight club!"

"The intruder" "Hide yo kids hide yo wife!"

"This is not a good idea" "Actual note from Stephenie Meyer's editor"

[MsYasminRose]

ROFL "My Abbs get Wi-Fi.."

[bulldozerchn]

HOUSEKEEPING BITCH!

[Aelflar]

Is she riding a Segway? XD

[Salocinist]

4:16....I would laugh if that wasn't what my 30 pound dog does every time I get home

[TheMultiProduction]

@Salocinist I doubt your dog tries to eat you.

[beardedartisan]

"Germ a brick Owen.  Sure."

[BUGCORNANDZIMLOL]

My abs get wifi

[pophits]

Woah... totally.... OH GOODY YOU'RE HOME I MISSED YOU TODAY!!!!!

So Fantastic!! This is genius!!

[Songsmirth]

@pophits It's my favorite. Laughed until I cried. "Ah, good! You're back. Where were we again?? Back to my girl friend who dresses like a foo fighter." I am a cat lover and they nailed exactly why I don't like dogs. Just always so desperate for attention. lol And one of the things I hated about this movie was how they got so much right but dressed Bella like a lumberjack! She gets proprosed to and they can't put her in a little more feminine blouse, shirt, something?? I wonder who?

[MCspeedy22]

"Housekeeping!...Bitch"

[Darwyn7]

there's a possibiliteeeeeeee

[ammz4873]

lol u r soooooo funny

[barbaro267]

my abs get wifi

[livinintwilightzone]

Awesome riff from The Room @ 2:05 ...oh HI...

[ninjawraith17]

2:35-2:37

Bella to Jacob: "You don't know what your getting yourself into."

*CLICK* "Excuse me, Mr. Kettle? I have a call from a Mr. Pot. He wanted to tell you that your black." *CLICK*

[pariismariie]

"It wasn't a choice between you and Jacob" "THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE LAST TWO MOVIES?!" That is the most hilarious thing I have heard all week!

[Zuyuri]

"Hey beautiful," "Hi." "I was talking to your boyfriend!"

[saneill17]

theeeres a possiblityyyyyyy

[Icefiremachete]

work your dark magic, booze XD

her most seductive flannel shirt.

[mineMissHellsing]

"Something terrible is coming."

"Yeah, the next twilight movie! Thank you."

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"This is not a good idea."

"Actual note from Stephenie Meyer's editor."

[SkylineofStorm2]

"You do not talk about vampire fight club" HAHAHAHAHA this is my favorite of all the rifftrax "best ofs" :)

[uofc57]

Dork du soleil!

[brokinwand92]

Housekeeping BITCH

[RioMadeira]

"Just like your last girlfriend, Ann Coulter."

WIN.

[EntustinMeYourLife]

"Makeup. Boys. Shopping."

I'm pretty sure there's even less in her mind than that, Bill. ^_~

[Dachusblot]

BWAHA! you do not talk about vampire fight club! :D

that made me ridiculously happy for some reason... lol

[Mast3rstoran]

Its a possibily. lol

[Herhinney]

"Hey beautiful"

"Hey you~"

"I was talking to your boyfriend D<" 

[ashthepash98]

My abs get Wi-Fi.. <--LOL'd SO HARD. XDD

[sugreev2001]

"some call it whiskey,we call it magic" LOL

[mrsharrystyles1095]

HOUSEKEEPING BITCH.

[priceman141]

oh well... back to my girlfriend who dresses like a Foo Fighter...

[cutiepie1207]

@priceman141 to give her credit, she did wear her most seductive flanel shirt ;P

[KarimeAishitake]

3:43 They're Literal soundtracking :D

[Wintermute01001]

Can someone explain "Oh hi Twilight, I'm so glad you enjoy saying 'Don't worry about it' too"?

[NostalgicHybrid]

@Wintermute01001 Look up the movie "The Room"

I suggest watching the Nostalgia Critic's review of it, but I guess the Rifftrax of it on here works too.

[cwalkcory]

Drop everything and go.



[KMchef13]

"Work your dark magic, booze" rofl!! the rifftrax versions almost validate the existence of twilight in the first place. XD

[BideliaTrahern]

Germa Brick Owen, sure.

[emilykawaii123]

Makeup, boys, shopping, makeup, boys, shopping...

[bdecampc]

Ok then. Back to my girlfriend who dresses like a Foo Fighter.

[brokinwand92]

"House keeping BITCH!"

[kerinapetshop]

I loved the last part " This wasn't a chioce between you and Jacob-

Then what the hell was the point of the last two movies?!" LOL

[greypilgrim26]

"She's riding a segway"

 - I literally spat on to my lap top. Not a pretty sight.

[ladiblue03]

lol ......

[MeganXLauren]

i glued a key ring to an animal cracker!

[TheWhoGirl7]

Housekeeping, BITCH! XD

[mst3KGf]

"Work your dark magic, booze."

"Volturi? That's Chevy's new mid-sized sedan, right?"

"Something terrible is coming." "Yes, the next Twilight movie."

"You do not talk about Vampire Fight Club!"

"This is not a good idea." "Actually note from Stephanie Meyer's editor."

"It'll be a last minute decision." "Like converting Clash of the Titans to 3D."

"This wasn't a choice between you and Jacob." "THEN WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THE LAST TWO MOVIES?!"

[bikster]

What's he saying at 2:45? I know it's like Scooby talk but I don't understand what he says at first.

[jackedsamurai772]

@bikster a stupid line from the first movie "hey arizona how you likin' da rain girl"

[maddiecmoore]

@bikster "hey arizona how you likin da rain gurl?" :D

[silentshoutxx]

"a middle aged lesbian!"

[valkyriexo]

what is she riding a segway?

[BigBrueser]

"Something terrible is coming" "Yes, the next Twilight movie" hahahahahahaha

[JamesOhGoodie]

@BigBrueser In TWO PARTS.

[peglegmegg16]

whatevs brosephus

[mrslautner4life123]

HAHAHAHA I LUVVED THIz! EPIC JOB U GUYS! :) "My abs get wifi" HAHA!

[mrslautner4life123]

HAHAHAHA I LUVVED THISS!!! EPIC JOB U GUYS!!! :) "My abs get wifi" HAHA!

[mrslautner4life123]

HAHAHAHA I LUVVED THISS!!! EPIC JOB U GUYS!!! :) "My abs get wifi" HAHAHA!!!

[mrslautner4life123]

HAHAHAHA I LUVVED THISS!!! EPIC JOB U GUYS!!! :) "My abs get wifi" HAHAHA!!! <3 lawlz

[MrRalf012]

hahahahha 2:43

[imayweepopenly]

My abs get wifi~

[sassy1988]

You do not talk about vampire fight club. lmao

[thesupereastwood]

Housekeeping Bitch!!! Lol

[thesupereastwood]

Housekeeping Bitch!

[19nonnahs93]

"Oh goodie you're home I missed you so much today"

Hahaha.

[Rengekage]

Do not talk about Vampire Fight Club.

[YESHUAISMERCIFUL]

damn this movie actually looks good lol

[untillthat]

my abs get wifi

[rabiddogmaster]

The Wiseau joke put me on the floor. I had to stop the movie and walk outside for a breather after I recovered from that quip.

[Apollomasque]

I kinda like the dad. Maybe it's just his awesome mustache, but he seems like a fun little character

[amadeus5889]

I'm afraid you're mistaken, Rifftrax guys. Boyfriends WILL sit with their girlfriends in a field of flowers listening to them recite poetry if, and ONLY IF, they obtain a promise, in writing, that fornication will follow immediately after, 100% guaranteed.

[Wintermute01001]

0:31 The hairdresser for this movie has gone insane.

[saxuality3]

"The Intruder...."

"HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE!!"

Classic!!

[mrslautner4life123]

@saxuality3 I was laffin so hard when they said that! & i totalayy agree with u...thats totally classic

[freakyanimegal8]

and wow no one can finish a....sentence...

Oh HAI.....THE ROOM REFERENCE.....

[freakyanimegal8]

yeah what WAS the point?! And I loled at the editor comment and...well, just hte stupidity, just all the epic stupidity

[tinahelms]

I always thought that was funny. She wants to seduce him and she wears a plaid shirt.  Not that it would have changed his mind. LOL

[RoninDave]

there's magic in our blood

- some call it whiskey but we call it magic

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Look Bella, I'm sorry about the..." "The sexual assault!"

[rabbitalmighty]

Glued an keyring to an animal cracker...haha...you do not talk about Vampire fight club

[KanaraMac]

2:08-2:11 WTF was THAT supposed to be? A bride attacking some random italian?

[AndRod29]

"Oh goody your home! I missed you so much today!"

[chichigirrl2]

housekeeping BITCH!

[MsRosekat]

"I'm up here....with a tent...but I am all aaaaalooooneee"

lol. Awesome

[JaymzLea]

HOUSEKEEPING, BITCH

[damnyoustamos]

Housekeeping, bitch.

[missdiva5678]

hahahahahaha

"makeup boys shopping"

[ducky095]

My abs get wifi. Haha!

[ducky095]

My abs get wifi. Ha!!

[NewGuy2534]

Twilight = Shit. Rifftrax = Awesome. Rifftax about Twilight=Awesome Shit!!

[NewGuy2534]

Twilight=Shit. Rifftrax=Awesome. Rifftax about Twilight=Awesome Shit!!

[Headbanger142]

Oh hai Twilight, I'm so glad you enjoy saying "Don't worry about it" too! :D

[xxladybug94]

a middle aged lesbian hahaha

no it's just mike xD

[Ezhuks]

While the whole franchise is silly, I have to say, they have bad-ass wolfs.

[XxBabyEmo94xX]

Lmfao I love rifftrax. "The Intruder. HIde ya kids Hide ya wife."

[Llamabob9]

Hmm alone on the streets of Sunnydale- I mean Forks, any chance he'll get attacked?

[Llamabob9]

Hmm alone on the streets of Sunnydale- I mean Forks, any chance he'll get attacked?

[deedeethedove]

Thumbs up if you think Alice(chick with the short hair) is the hottest thing in this movie.

[Trav711]

Great selection! But I do like any comments they make about Bella's dad's mustache. And the scene where Edward see's Jacob without a shirt on and says to Bella, "Doesn't he own a shirt to wear?" rifftrax- "My god! The movie has become self-aware!"

[tennispink]

@Trav711 Couldn't agree any more!!!!

[NuGhost]

Dork de Solei Lmao!

[hollyhuffstutler]

Just put the words together!

[hollyhuffstutler]

Put the words together!

[Wintermute01001]

0:31 The hairdresser for this series went batshit insane.

[heythisislauren]

germabrekolan, sure LMAO

[JamesOhGoodie]

Mike and Co's barely contained rage towards this series is beginning to mirror my own.

[MsKira1313]

"Hey beautiful"

"I was talking to your boyrfriend. Awkward."

[FelixFelisis]

what, is she riding a segway?

[paracletelux]

"Look Bella, I'm sorry. About, you know..." "The sexual assault."

[jackedsamurai772]

It's newborns

"I always knew infants were assholes"

[snakeater619]

Something terrible is coming. Yeah the next twilight movie.

[StephenHardyMusic]

I loved this......one....

[kakashi76767]

the dad had a Chandler attack!!

[ars731]

@kakashi76767 Pausing is heredity, apparently

[JamesOhGoodie]

@kakashi76767 "Could my daughter BE any more of a virgin?"

[isaam088]

I glued a keyring to an animal cracker. LOL

[vistavizion]

I try to keep mine shorter so hopefully they won't take them off. I don't want to show every joke in the riff, I just want to make people want more, and share a few favorites with my friends. Please support Rifftrax and buy riffs at Rifftrax.com. I want them to stay in busines!

[akje93]

Thank you!! The other ones got taken off. Good riff selection!