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  • I'm with you on that one lol. There are chicks on Utube that do the vlogging thing, then complain about certain ppl. I've made some chicks completely re-evaluate their entire screening process. After that, they usually go on some rant and are more free to exercise the security features on Utube lol.

  • Gay

  • you are telling the truth, i'm a female, sometimes we do pick the "alpha male" then sit in the bed with the eddy's after all said and done, like "why he cheat", when we knew what he was from the get go. We think we can change a man, when u can't change no one that wont change themself.

  • truu thingggg

  • in soviet Russia you dont find love, love finds you.

    peace~

  • @gobilam18 Well, in America you marry a women, get your life slowly sucked away from you....

  • wow no one cares. his opinion means nothing

  • hell yea, i completely agree. they always talking about "oh, i just want sum1 to love me" then they open themself up to every single guy so they can feel loved, and they doesnt even care about her. its not all guys that cheat, its all the guys that THEY CHOOSE, that cheat

  • a white jamaican,HELL NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWW

  • lol u need fi tek di show pon di road madwhite

  • who are u? i dont understand what the fuss is about with this madwhitejamaican character..

  • @surplusthesupreme cuz d mandem ah top shotta

  • LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • people shouldn't generalize one way or the other

    it's really lame to be tossed into one bag with all the superfcial sluts just because i'm a woman

    just asmuch as t must feel lame to be tossed into one bag with allthe male cheaters...

  • Hey madwhitejamaican I like nice guys like you... ;)

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  • Men love sex. that's why men cheat.most women are too jealous to share a man so the man finds more fun elswhere.

  • lol wtf? a white dude with a jamacain accent??? Can someone explain this to me?

  • @fatface111

    Rahtid!

    Lets just think about this for a second....

    If you were born in France would you sound french?

    If you were born in Austrailia would you sound Austrailian?

    I do apologise if you have special needs. But if you don't: Stupes, Yuh need fi tek yuh Ignorant ass bak fi school, PussyClat

  • I really have no idea what you even said... Were you insulting me or just trying to make a point? Perhaps both?

  • @fatface111 steups ... u dont haffi dread to be rasta, an yuh dont hadda b black to talk island dialect, i sickk a stchupid misconceptions about what island people should look/sound/act like

  • Second example. And again, I'm not hating on you. My other friend was always saying no to women, even when they were basically handing him the nana. I couldnt figure it out. Until one day he started dating an ex of mine. About 3 weeks later she called me very frustrated. In her words, she said "your friend is a really great guy, but why didnt you tell me his penis was so small?" So, being the bright guy I am, I put 2 and 2 together and finally had the answer I was looking for.

  • lol, I think every situation is different. It is hasrd to judge based on one guy and his lack in the woman department. Thanks for the comment sorry I came of hard last time :)

  • I apologize for judging. I just want to give two examples. I have two friends who happen to be very handsome guys. Yet they always turn girls down. After asking why, they say it is because they are picky. During a vacation to Mexico, I notice one not being so picky anymore and hitting on all the girls he could. I wondered what could be the difference. Well I found my answer when I found the viagra box in our hotel room (viagra is sold w/o prescription in Mexico).

  • I hate to judge but I have a feeling you fall into one of two categories. Either you have an erection problem or you have a small penis. You are wondering why you arent getting girls when you are such a nice guy. And you talk about ¨"alpha males" being the ones that pursue sex? Wake up guy. Its time to pick your esteem up off the floor. You have guy friends that havent had sex in a year? Remember ladies, the man who doesnt pursue who is gay, has a small P*nis, or cant get an erection

  • yeah, well i know that problem is common in peru, but don't bring that hate here. Jamaican's don't have the same problems you people do

  • @hcoprdice

    People can just be shy you know. I never got laid till i was 20, and now look at my girl in my videos. She's so beautiful - Jamaican might i add.

    Prior to meeting her through work, i never really had much interest in fucking about. I aint got a small dick or erection problem and mi a love di pum pum, so mi nah chi chi!

    I think your point about categories is based purely upon ignorance.

  • Yes, being shy is one thing. But even shy guys have aggresive girls hittin on them once in awhile. Maybe I´m ignorant and dont understand, but I find it odd that you didnt feel the need to have sex before you met your girl. Maybe us men are all wired differently, but I have yet to meet a guy who didnt thirst for it. I guess my ignorant statements are based on personal experiences. I just didnt know shy = lack of interest in sex.

  • @hcoprdice

    If you notice i said "i never really had much interest in fucking about" I never said I didn't feel the need or wasn't horny. I'm a guy and its a mans perogative to wanna get laid. That doesnt mean you should jump dick first at every opportunity

  • u a hot crazzzzy man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • true word.i hate when women do it...

  • Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dude your right :P i like your video.

  • you rel funny hunny..n yuh talk d truth! You one a di crazy people.. oh please.. yuh nuh see d rest adi videos it hav pon youtube? yuh talk ting how it is n yuh rel funny 2..jus givin yuh mi love from a white trini island gyal But i not sayin details or nun but in my experience.. it might jus b i pickin d lame ones.. but up to aboutt age 23/25.. island men like to have rel game..or try.. leavin out a few exceptions.. but it true how we women go crazy when we go without buddy fi a month..Madd!!

  • Which part a jamaica you from? I moving wit my fiance to jamaica next year.. he from kingston... but i doubt u from dey.. i might b wrong lol yuh might b a gangsta like me lol

    one love

  • @MissBlaxx

    Gansta lol, Kingstonians just talk bad patois man - dem not all Gansta. try living in May Pen. yuh meet some real bad man deh

  • @scottscorsa lol well yuh jus havent met me yet! gangsta fuh life lol .. n i let carnival pass me, i had plenty work to do instead of jump up although i missed it, next year though!

  • @MissBlaxx

    so how long yuh nah hav buddy now? ;o)

    yuh ready for carnival?

  • @scottscorsa how long i nah have buddy, hmm bout 3 days lol but i have a long distance relationship for 2 years now, so i go a month, two at the most without no daggering! lol

  • @MissBlaxx

    White Trini.... sounds apealing yuh got any photos?

  • HAHAHAH U ARE SO FUNNY MAN

  • hello there i waw watchin ur video. im a women. and u r for real. its the truth. Its the same thing as when something bad happens to u, u tend to thing that ok. that means that they r all the same.. for example. i white women gets robbed at her car by a black man, then she thninks all black people are the same. it generalization. just like a man having his women he is in love with, cheat on him, then he thinks all women r hoes.

  • lol

  • yo i like love this freakin whit jamaican boi!!!!!!!. he speakin da real fukin shyt

  • THIS IS SO TRUE!!! (u have iwayne playing as the background music das kool)

  • crazy as ever but i luv yah :)

  • St8ght talk...

  • lol your funny man..like the post

  • LOL! You're too funny, dude! You can come holla at me, and I'm liking that I Wayne you got in the background, too!

    Peace ( ;

  • this video is very true, i was just thinking today about whether or not its true that all men cheat, thanks for proving that wrong.

  • lol awesome work dude

  • i hope u blew that kiss for me lmao and i bet you are a nice guy but ur right in wat u sed cuz girls dont chose nice guys cuz they feel bad to leave him but they chose assholes and get hurt =/

  • So true

    and your mad funnny my Boi

    Much love and respect to you but i dont ceh wat you seh..keep doin the blogs..your goods at it

  • tooooo funny ...and yes the to needed that many o's

  • tru words tru words

  • Yo G u went hard on the true lady go 4 the bad guys y b/c they like to be treated like that they like the pain so tell ur friend the 1 who has not got any 4 a year (that fuck up yo) stopping being the nice guy try being the bad guy this is not 4 all u lady out their just most ha ha [sweatbaby PIMP ain't easy]

  • listen ladies its not can you get it its what do you truly want

  • omg i luv ya!!! i m a female and u r no joke with that!! keep doin them video blogs!!! that's gr8t!!!

  • lmao! very true and funny

  • tru dat

  • Your Funny!! =D

    This Video Made My Day!! Haha

    xx

  • bwoy cute eee mann

  • being straight up, honest and respectful...well done!

  • lol, yuh cute eee, lawd.

    you're videos are too much !

    respec.

  • a true white yute true word

  • LOL well this blog outlasted Strawberryshy, I have to say you are living in a different world than I am where there are guys going without for a year..come on talk the truth.

    Anyway I am sure things have changed for you since this, very funny keep them coming.

  • =) true

  • that was funny

  • lol.. i went for a guy like you xp... yea he would never cheat on me ^^ but we do have sex a lot... so guess there is no reason for him too that that any ways

  • just looking thru ur old vids and came across this one. lots of truth in it. And alot of the time women have a good man and then let him go for a 'dog'.

  • wah u know bout grown ppl tingz

  • Yeah,so when a women marries a men and then 10 years later he cheats it's her fault?

  • HA HA HA ....true... they all want a piece of the alpha male, who does em and runs on. Men cheat coz they realised in their youth that women will cheat if the Alpha male comes along and thre is little chance their man will know. Then when they (women)are older and less attractive its the other way around...their men are now more attractive to younger women. And they now do the cheating. What goes around comes around!

  • lmao tru .

    how old are you ??

  • He takes every word out of my mouth....Well said John M! =]

  • Eminiem is back

  • diggin' the music man

    ~bless

  • nice guys like me sitting in the corner looool

  • Oh My God Give me some buddy...' LOL LOL LOL

  • I really like this. People do need to be wiser in selecting their partner is they seek something lasting. Then, there is the issue of compatibility which seems to fly over many heads. There is a strong sense of urgency that bypasses this requirement for the desire of something more physical.

    Why not wait? ...Merely because it is so difficult for some people to.

    ...It is always refreshing to see a 'nice guy' ^_^.

  • I love you, you seem like a very intelligent and loyal guy! I wonder why women have so many problems finding the right guy when it is obvious that guys like you exist. I have met plenty of great guys and none of my female friends can ever find the right guy. I don't get it.

  • ...I really wish it was that obvious...T_T Otherwise, I'd be able to find a nice guy, too! I think the reason why is because the 'Alpha males' are the ones who show out more often. They're the obvious ones, unfortunately. XD

  • You know I never thought of it that way XD Its hilariously true. Guys sitting in the corner getting nooothiiiing. I like them better they're usually more funny anyway.

  • man yuh ah tell dem, am dem fassy gyul dem always ah talk ah dem buissnes pon de net, man ah dem kno how fi track allyuh dem ip address n ting, man dem ah come by yu house nt ing n yuh ent kno wha gwan when dem ah reach dere, watch allyuh self ladiesz

  • what's the song that start at 3:20?

    merci bon cour.

  • That's I Wayne's song on the hard times riddim. I think the song's called "living in love"

  • Lordie, tiad of the nice guys finish last story. nice girls finish last too! i once lived with a girl who went out with this guy. she was quiet, not too fussy etc. she wud cook for him and take care of him when sick and ting.... about 9 months into relationship after she decde she love him "dung to di groung", she saw him kissing another girl. after confronting him wth it he let her know that the girl she saw was his actual girlfriend, and she (my friend, was the girl on the side. life nuh fair!

  • Das cute how you warnin' girls to stay weh from the net. lol.

  • I like this:)

  • A lot of women do lie about themselves cheating...cheating isn't a matter of sex(female or male) its a matter of the individual.

  • women cheat way, way, way more. and they will lie to u too.

  • NO! men cheat more. you are a stupid dumbass.

    no need to share your stupidity on youtube.

    Men are dipshits and i will never give them the chance.

    NO! i never chose a cheater. I would rather marry an alean from mars than to be with those stupid cuntface dipshits.

  • well. I think men do cheat more. However, ashantilongislant one of these days i want to read a good comment left by you. Did you read my reply to the "mac vs. Pc" what did you think?

  • lol....really funny, thanks for the laugh, needed it today.

  • I know this beautiful woman who married this

    ugly little guy...nice guy...funny guy. He got

    the chance to screw around with this

    neighborhood ho, and he took it. This went on

    for awhile until he eventually got caught! His

    marriage is over now and he tries to blame

    everyone but himself. I mean...you cant even

    trust ugly nice guys!

  • i dont think you can blame it on the female, if the guy cheats! i mean the guy isnt judge-free though he is a slut. And just so you know, for single ladies it is not the usual to have sex 1 time in a week.

  • man you is  some sexy !!! lol

  • i love you! haha

  • bahyy; i belive it gah be impossible deese days to find a good lookin, funny man that dont cheat.

  • SO I JUS SUBSCRIIBE CAUSE OF THIS VIDEO

  • haha

    lol. that was funny

  • hahahahahahahahahah Oh My God Gimme Sum Buddy LMAO

  • I watched your video purely based upon your accent.

  • haha I LOVEEEEEE YOU MAN!

    That was funny.

  • ha ha

  • man, you r a genius. When you said that all the girls are going for the one man that all the other girls want, and that's why they get cheated on, i jumped out of my seat and applauded. I mever thought of that before, but it's so true.

  • so wat happen to di nice girls out there who siddung and wait for "mr. right", when him dont come, wat shi fi do?

  • so do u like Black women ?

  • Hahahahaha dude your f'n sic im subscribing

  • Hey thats true man, Even I dont cheat and ive been with my partner for 4 years

  • WOW! Damn! your hot. I honestly have never seen a white Jamaican before......very sexy!

  • you always say the truth...bless up

  • U talk the truth boss.. me myself is a 1 woman man. o_-

  • Well, does he date black girls?

  • LOL..... One love

  • I agree with Kaya808. you are great at blogs! or that could just my thing I have for accents. and yours is making me...ahem...crazy. ^_^

  • godd bless your soul...

  • LOL........your one of them......

  • so so tru....i grasped on to all your words

  • lol true talk

  • You have a very cool accent mate.

  • it is a fact that women pick men who will treat them like shit.

    eventually there will be nothing but alpha males and a woman's feeling won't ever matter for anything... just like in the dark ages.

    no matter what, either all women in the room want your sex or none of them do because the only way they know how to determine if a man is sexy or not is if their friends are paying attention to him... (dumb method based on social proof.)

  • I agree with you. And why not with the blogs? Youre good at em!

  • True and funny

  • I get what you are saying MWJ when you say women pick the dogs buy yo there are so many of them how are they to know which ones aren't? Some dudes put on a whole show upon the first meeting and the once he get what he wants he becomes a totally different person..or he just leave all together.

  • WOMEN cheat too. i've met so many females who have boyfriends yet we did things. in fact some with kids and long term relationships.

  • u know i love u right?????lol....link me and check out ma vids.....thanks

  • hahaha AWESOME!!!!!!!!! and so true!!!! Sexy accent by the way!

  • okayyyyy....LLMMMFFAAAOO!!! So glad I found this video...sexy accent ;)

    laterzzzzz

  • he speck's the truth

  • I totally agree wit you. I belive temptation doesn't discriminate, it is up to the individual to resist. The sex of a person does not matter. Women cheat just as much as men. If fact,...I think I know more men who have been cheated on than have cheated. Big ups. By the way I love iwayne. Aloha from Hawaii.

  • wicked

  • I agree with Claramata...cheating goes both ways. Should be more like "why do people cheat?" I think a lot of single people out there are playing the field and learning lessons, and some just never learn. And a lotta these girls out there are giving it up way too soon in the relationship, thinking that'll keep a guy around (WRONG!). Values and morals are starting to disappear. And MWJ, I think it sounds like you've been raised right (at least a little). Everyone's a little crazy inside.

  • This was very well said dude. You are speaking the truth. While I don't think cheating is just a male thing (because god knows a lot of chicks cheat), I do believe you that girls pick dogs. But a lot of guys pick the vapid, brainless sluts because of big tits and a small waistline, so I think the whole system is flawed somewhere.

  • Wait wait wait! Which man not fvcking in a year? Any man who can't get none in a year something wrong with them. Pumpum out there like rice grain lol...Seriously though he does make a valid point. Women, instead of throwing the blame on us "dogs", you ever think it may be YOU?

  • im officially a fan of madwhitejamaican

  • SUCK YUH MADDA!!!!

  • oops dat was to gandalf117

  • haaa lol i can just here you say that lol

    reply to "suck yuh madda" lol...

  • this is funny

  • i agree with u sweety lol

  • this is not true any man is capable of cheating whether hes a nice guy or not.. Dogs cheat and so do SO CALLED good men..ANY MAN IS CAPABLE of cheatin its not a disease its not hard you just cheat.....

  • So do chicks, this isn't just a male dillemma.

  • Yu have a point...but think about this. Sometimes us women are deceived in order for men to get into our pants. However the truth always comes out the majority of the time, but we always think we can be the one to change him and buckle him down into commitment. Lets face it alot of us don't know how to deal with deception + rejection. But yu right, we chose di john crow dem.

  • good advice

  • This guy is smart.

  • hahahaha. that was great. gj =D

  • THIS MAN SPITS THE REAL TRUTH!!!

  • Yeah On Point lol

  • all i can say is,"how true", and you hit it right on the nail!

  • men cheat b/c they r the closest thing to a bull dog

  • I concur...100%, big up

  • LMAO.. UR A TRUE COMEDIAN!!

  • What can I say... The guy has a point, lmao!

  • lol !

  • Hilarious, I laughed so hard I nearly peed. This man speaks some truth here. I like the wry grin when he said he doesn't cheat. lol

  • You put in better than I could... ladies I bet when you got that man he had a lady. So who you? what you gone do? That's some funny stuff. Ageless!

  • maaaaaan you're awesome and I see where u r coming fromm u have a great argument.

  • i am dying and laughing

  • lol u have a point thanks

  • i think its kind of cute that you censored your speaking for children

  • wait can someone tell me if he's really a white jamaican or just acting like it

  • he is really jamaican

  • He looks irish don't you think!

  • yep!

  • it appears that he is...cool, huh? i'm so fasinated.

  • YOU FUNNNY AS HELL

  • Truer words were never spoken ;-)

  • hahaha whoooyyy!!

    men probably cheat..cuz their gyal is up on the computer instead of wid their man!

    now i got to go...cuz mines waitin

    PEACE :D

  • Funny but true.. Buttttttttt i think it's a crime u single(lo)...

  • Yo fi real mi ha fi get a camera n mek some foo foo video too an talk nonsense bout these Eediot people who luv chat dem bizness pan di intanet... U know we me hate the most bout all a dis- One day mi did tell this one girl se she must not seh suh much personal tings to smody she just meet-The same way him just tell them not fi give out so much infamation- the gyal look pan me like mi just teach are how fi tie are shoes lace.. Dear God help wi

  • ohwow she closed her account! smart move

  • i love ur answer ur so right

    the girls AAAALWAYS pick the dogs. only them cheat

    its those same girls that will say all guys are dogs.

    all the guys they go for are dogs.

  • maDD sik head nuh gud fi real brejin mi rate dah video yah it iz so tru n seriously u ppl out there shud not put ur information on this ting cuz u will be very srry

  • dude you're totally right im a girl well i dont do that stuff but i know girls hard headed so i believe what you say man ^_^*

  • its true. :P women do pix the ass.. hole and just coomplain about men in general. :/ ....

  • LMAO!! yo dats so true! *sad,but still funny tho XD*