Pretty much idiot-proof Perfect Parsnip Soup

[Mcvthree3]

Your dog is weird-looking.

[bugogorac]

Yeah, pure Horatio Alger man...

Listen, let's get down to the brass tacks here. How much for the ape?

[DrPhibes10]

monkey soup

[usefulmusic]

No monkey could have a nicer mom than you Hannah.

[MsBellski]

Love your vids - so glad I found you!

[uhiuhio]

I was once attacked by a brigand wielding a large parsnip. I had to be hospitalized.

[tovadaq]

Parsnip soup?

Sounds like stone soup to me...

[iloveyou1234ify]

is that monkeys on the floor ???

[demmylowther]

For God sake,if I knew you where an ultra left wing socialist Obama suckass,I wouldn't of wasted my time asking a question that I didn't need to know.Obama WILL be a 1 term president.The majority of this country does not like the road YOUR messiah is taking us down,and it get's more pathetic every day.Ofcoarse I'll be accused of hating black people because this is the only way to defend your love,and lust for this socialist. GINGRICH / PALIN "2012" !

[beefhat1]

@demmylowther

that was very related to parsnip soup

[demmylowther]

Beefhat,it is the same if I was going to what I thought was a rock concert but when I got there,the band started promoting Obama,talking politics.I just want to watch a concert,or a utube video on cooking,not a video of a Obama supporter showing us how to cook.I went to this womans utube sight to check out other cooking videos and she's shoving Obama shit .I'd explain it better if I weren't so tired.

[usefulmusic]

@demmylowther Explain what's wrong with being a socialist.

[MooneyGary]

@demmylowther == The beauty of satire is that you need not believe in a social issue to argue passionately in it's favor. And, I can clearly see the scarcasm in this (as usual) brilliant satire by WritingHannah.

[demmylowther]

Question? Is onion ok for your little child ?

I have parrots,and a dog and I was told onions are toxic,or atleast bad for animals.The only thing I would quess is when you cook them to mush,it weakens the onion. ? BTW Your monkey looks just like a minature Chuck Berry !

[TheGizmo1971]

thank you i will give it a go

[mongpig5]

Spicy parsnip soup mmmmm nice. PS one time I ate so much mashed parsnip that i accidentally did a pooball in my shorts. True story.

[peaceNpudding]

when i first saw the monkey i was like covering my mouth and whispering/screeming (mostly whispering) "OH MY GOSH! SHE HAS A MONKEY!!!"

[chena3]

too cute

those are some nice looking parsnips

peace out ..

[bigleroygym]

u are so adorable :))

[krisse85]

that monkey is cute. plus, you're very entertaining, funny person on your vids. hopefully you'll keep on doing these videos in the future, sure cheers me up :)

[preacain]

Parsnips are the best most versatile flavoured root vegetable i havent eaten them in donkeys years i have to go now I am hungry i dont have parsnips here though i have a paclet of seeds!

[zidan23libya]

monkey looks a bit like u!!

[jbrechin50]

lol she feed jew at end of video. yum yum little jew like.

[HORACECOPE2]

love Emilia Freidman, she's so cute.

[SuzieLady]

I would def share the soup with that cute monkey! so cuteee! ;) love your work always..

[sombershannon]

I don't mean to sound rude, but what's your ethnicity? You look exotic.

[Diruizmus]

u are cute n_n. and wtf a monkey?? u are the luckiest person ever to have an adorable monkey!!!

[HolyWhisp]

would of been so much better with the monkey in the soup too

[demmylowther]

Can I adopt a monkey like that ? I'm sure they are hard to come by,and take alot of knowledge and patience to care for one ?

[BVargas78]

Parsnips for the win! I'm a bit of a carnivore but they are my favourite veg!

[frimpleypoos]

I want the monkey... and the soup...

[Maddiekinsxo]

Whats with the monkey?

[foolishyeti]

you gots a monkey?

[jantheempress]

Yummy!

[EvilUmpire]

I can honestly say that this is the best parsnip-soup-making video I have ever watched. It is also the best soup-making video with a monkey in it I have ever watched. This would win the oscar for "Best soup-making video with a monkey in it" if only there was such a category. No doubt the monkey would win "Best supporting monkey in a soup-making video".

[ArtemisRampant]

Yum!  And, um...monkey!

[toomuchskin]

Madras Monkey!? that thing looks like it belongs in Chennai

[Redeyedrunner]

Hmmm i love horizon organic milk!

[archiei]

Subscribed. That says all.

[lucilombardo]

mmm.. soup! gotta love it :D and the ending is so awesome!!!

[flipstopproductions]

haha i liked that intro tune

[jereuter01]

You are sooooo cute..loved the video and now I'm into sautee dancing...and just think the parsnip is richer in vitamins and minerals than a carrot...and a thumb ;)

[AstridVonAij]

Parsnips are all I had for the month of December.  But I had no monkeys, so this video is not complete bullshit.

xo- Astrid

[SullendSam]

Same thing with Ferret's! I'm getting one soon! Trying to find a good name..hmm, anyway...I should try this recipe!

[OMFGSEXYNESS]

MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYNESS

[raskolniki]

hurray for monkeys

[TheDarkestAbYsS]

Lol@cookingtopless

[texas14103]

omg it mokey i love mokeysXD

[BloodBoxing]

even if i tried it the soup would never come out as good as u cook it...it always happens like that when i get recipes...lol

[CommentorX]

1:36 What do you mean the monkey attacked you for no reason? It's obvious that you were standing in the Food Spot, but not dropping any food! The monkey was simply saying, "Monkey here. Food please?"

Gee, and I thought you Yale girls were smart.

[snfboyz]

this was really good love the video =)

[tibetanknight]

I love soup! I'll have to give this recipe a try. If your monkey loves it, then it can't be too bad, yes?

[GoldFloride]

*Omnomnomnom*

That monkey is obviously plotting to take over the world and you're feeding her! She's a killing machine I tell you.

[BosseDK]

I have to try that soup once!

Cute monkey ;o)

[overlord1138]

Your monkey is cool. He is a good food tester.

[holobot]

nice vid

[mettabee]

my mom loves parsnips more than anything, I'm going to make this for her some time

[cocasianasian]

I bet you thought I was gonna say it means you're a good cook

muahaha

[cocasianasian]

I haven't worked out all the math for this yet

but I think that if you know a recipe for parsnips

while the rest of the world doesn't even know what a parsnips is

then it probably means that you would logically have to own a monkey.

if my calculations are correct

[odetoinsolence]

It must be fun to have a monkey around though - even if it does maul your appendages occasionally!

[darkkittie11]

wow its awesome that your housing a monkey

your a cool person ^^

[Suzanne42]

Dumb question of the day: is it legal to house a monkey in a private home? Someone fill me in on the legalities. Thanks!

[dumdumsaregood]

I am absolutely jealous of your monkey!

[T0pcatFilms]

she's so cute... so's Amelia. I'll have to try out this recipe

[bitRAKE]

Warm yummy goodness and a monkey, wow!

[iLipSync]

MONKEY :) Oh my gosh. I want one.

[annspade]

Sautee in butter... Yum, or olive oil... Yum light. LOL!

GasP! I love that you have a monkey with you!! Amelia is adorable. And mmm... the soup looked delish!

[DocHolliday92966]

And PS> Great Monkey He He He

[DocHolliday92966]

Hey You just made me and dirty really hungry (hun maby horney for..) Some Parsnip Soup

:-)

Love U girl

[doubletroubleKK]

omg a monkey!!:) how cute!!

[nemanxtube]

animal planet but from whom one? and what's the word for long tongue and bad behavior?? and he is not at any weight! are you married? ***

[christinacash]

i'll have to make that soup and you have the cutest monkey ever.

[dankoramone]

I want a cook that looks like that, to hell with the French maid costume.

[JasonMelancon]

I don't recognize Amelia. Has she been in anything I might have seen?

[WritingHannah]

Possibly. She was the talent behind Monkey Shines, one of George Romero's long forgotten horror films in which a monkey plots revenge against the enemies of the quadriplegic man she was genetically enhanced to help... a little far fetched I know.

[dantonn91]

this is by far the most hilarious thing i have heard

all day

[RockingJamboree]

My Dad went through a phase of making leek soup. This reminded me of that. Except he didn't have a monkey biting his ankles. Just me, screaming, "No! Not LEEK SOUP again!" OK, that's a lie, Dad's leek soup phase happened when I was 21. Wow, that's 25 years ago already! And I had stopped biting Dad's ankles by age 15.

Amelia deserves her own YouTube Channel! Talk to Mom about that. Here's the only problem. She would end up being a HUGE YouTube star. It might go to her little monkey head.

[BrandonsWeb]

she's ssssoooo CUTE! I want one!!!

[ezrah12345]

omg u have monkeys!

[NonExist3nt]

You say that like they're infested with a plague of monkeys, it's just one monkey isn't it?

[kohlcass]

soup soup soup soup OMG MONKEY?

[anbe73]

dude thats a monkey!

wait was this about?

*rewatches*

ohhhhhh

[GARRETTCASTER]

how did you get a nokey?

[SailorWuvsPeanut]

"I'm a fleabit peanut monkey, all my friends are junkies. That's not really true"

[K2UGA]

you are gorgeous

[erdal0]

your videos were beter without the cl0thes honestly ^

[LisaNova]

Adorable monkey and a great recipe! I'll have to try it.

[gummybeartheory]

nice

[phdecora]

i dont have a blender

[SPFIREHAWK2]

you have a monkey

[kelzee08]

oh my god.. you have MONKEYS>..... i want monkeys!

[Tiredofcrap]

oooooo

[PercyBeanProductions]

I love you.

[beca60]

WHAT?! a monkey????!!

[PercyBeanProductions]

OMG, Like, Yeah. Monkey!?!!?

[JIM2579]

Sounds like a good soup

[Jonnyiswhatweaimfor]

OMG A MONKEY =D

[roadamerica2008]

i admire what you've done, and your plans for the future. im sure you'll do well.

[Pyrexis]

sounds good! I'll have to pick up some parsnips next time we go to the store. Much thanks for the recipe and keep the videos coming! I enjoy watching.

[Ladyshantel]

OMG MONKEY...I WANT ONE!!!!!.....oh and that soup loooks goooood

[EHMTalentShow]

I've never had a parsnip in my life nor had I ever heard of one until wildbill mentioned them a week or so ago but thank you for the recipe. I'm having the family over this Sunday and I'll be using your recipe to experiment with them. MUAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHH! :)

[4lyBlack]

aw your pet is amazing!!

what's her name?

[Xaltotyn]

I suggest that you do try cooking topless, because I think you would be very good at it.

[Yniya]

OMG you have monkey as a pets !!!!

WAW that was fun HAHAHAHAHA

[grrgrrl]

you know hannah, i never did know what to do with those danged parsnips. you've opened up my eyes to all kinds of culinary delights, and for this i thank you.

;)

[dude225]

honestly i have never heard of a parsnip before...

but it looks tasty lol.

and your monkey is awesome.

[KissingAllowed]

You're so the type who has a monkey LoL (whatever that type is) but you're cool :D thx for the recipe, even though I might never use it lol :P

[someonemagical]

holy crap! you have a monkey!

oh and you look like Helena Bonham Carter

and nice video!

[MojoLovesU]

If they only knew, how that monkey shined!

[WritingHannah]

Ah... too true.

[SivartAlappes]

Holy crap a monkey! I want a monkey!

[stuckintherut]

Soup sounds delicious, might actually try it. Your videos just keep getting better and better, can't wait for the next one.

[ElToR015]

Awesome vid. You and your monkey are both too cute for words!

[eoin3]

I thought I was in love before but now parsnips and a monkey!? *sigh*

[artlab]

Such a multi talented young woman. She cooks, writes, sings and plays the guitar! To top it off, she manages to stay upbeat even though she has a hideously deformed child. Bravo !!!

[angeauclaire]

How do you acquire a monkey as a pet?

[angeauclaire]

191 veiws in 1 hr? you are rocking out, biatch.  I subscribed and found you via the lisanova contest...I think you are stinkin brilliant.

[iamm3lissa]

thaat monkey is so cute. i heard they were brats. actually today i did. haha

[eviljimmi]

Holy channel format change-up, Batman! You make a good cooking show host . . . but please don't give up the musical vids -- they make me lol.

[rcomstor]

Parsnip soup, Hmmm... it had never crossed my mind. Nice video. Scary looking monkey :)

[lyzettesalazar]

OMG....how adorable is your monkey! that was so cute

[thebdonski]

Stupendous!

-bdonski

[creativewind]

Looks good, I'm keeping your recipe!

Also, what is the story behind the monkey? How did you end up with a monkey? What kind of monkey is it?

[Festerius2008]

I never ate a parsnip... what does it taste like?

[maddisonk88]

does the monkey come with the soup? haha! jk

[Littlebit21084]

who does that monkey belong to?

[Awwa1]

Wow, a real monkey taste-tester! Do you lose many? Like when the parsnips are a little turned?

Just kidding of course! Yes, we all want to see more of your monkey dear! You shouldn't tease us with only a few seconds peak. Though he (she?) is adorable! I mean, I would imagine it is almost like having a real little person around, no?

And more crazy songs when you have the time! You are a very talented artist, apparently in many ways!

Peace,

Awwa

\A/

[33722janus]

i wanna see more of that monkey, come on....give the people what they want. :)

good vid.

[SkateGreat2010]

You rock!

[eddusfledermaus]

your parsnip soup looks amazing!

[staceystars91]

haha! i remember your twitter about parsnip soup <3

[xoFrecklesxo]

Where can I get a pet monkey?!

Do tell!

[mkivsip]

damn!?! a monkey? that is sweet!

btw, the soup looked good, too.

[chadchavez]

i want parsnip soup and a monkey for next christmas super cute so jealous

[sanandkhoikhoi]

i would cook that if i cooked but cooking is so hard and la brasa is soooooo close

[pertovich88]

First chance checking out your show. Pretty intersting, maybe a little choppy for me but like the effort.

[ndcjh14]

holy crap! clothes!

[SFxKyle]

cool! you have a monkey :]

[marioshow1]

ahhh i want a monkey so bad!

not usually a pet you find at petsmart tho...

[jazzyj890]

you have a monkey? that is different, kinda cool.

also, even though parsnips look like creepy albino carrots, that soup looked good.