Shepard hates reporters

[mrwprod]

HAHA didn't see that coming! xD

[bazIBIZA2007]

Shepard's left eye was twitching with punching desire the whole time

[HardcoreGAMER9991]

i know that reporter is such a bitch, but she is so damn sexy!!!!!

[Thongger]

I love how he punches her for her most neutral question

[rmack1205]

i do the same thing to every bitch i see that isnt in the kitchen

[xSynergized]

She should have stayed in the kitchen...

[yubarta1]

"your career is over :L" *4 years later in ME3...* comander shepard, you have been brought here for killing 300000 batarian. What is your defence?

Shepard: I am comander shepard, and this is my favorite jury in the galaxy

Jury: :D you win! you continue as specter. *reapers start atacking* OH FU REAPERS!

[FinalNinja447]

Lol shepards punch was fast, yet powerless. Gotta love it.

[gatts123456]

she should should've been flat out cold on the floor with that right hook to the jaw instead she gets up and talks some shit !

[gatts123456]

man, she can take a punch!

[Lightaxethewanderer]

Keep pressing 9 to see Shepard Punch her endlessly.

[yubarta1]

@Lightaxethewanderer 1000 hit combo! FATALITY

[StealthG6On18s]

Where do you get that armor?

[Stelios7xXx]

0:25 look his eyes he is like: OH MY FUCKING GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING

[killers10101010]

lol



[Wrex0]

Chek my Mass Effect Video :)

/watch?v=NHui0FxOB-o

[tjmack010]

Get back to the kitchen.

[KrekkaBlader]

POW! Right in the kisser!

[SuneGem]

I guess Saren is a touchy subject...

[DaShonuff]

I say get stuffed!

[hypersniper93]

3 people got punched by shepard

[Kjolan]

Cooper Lawrence is her Ancestor :p

[DirkXXVI]

Well if the Citadel is in California all Shephard will get is a couple of community service hours in Virginia. Oh and probation.

[PrivateeRyann]

Shepard´s a crazy son of a bitch, dont mess with him!

[Thunker71]

Mass effect :

Reporter : Excuse Commander I...

Shepard : Take this ! *punch*

Mass Effect 2 :

Reporter : Oh ! Shepard ! Excuse me, I

Shepard : Ah I know exactly *punch*

[mandwithmadness]

carry on pressing 9 lol

[darkyodd]

Check Shepard's sick-ass stance right before he does that sick-ass punch...hilarious

[sandell321]

1:30

"honey i wear the alliance uniform"

[InsightVidya]

she dropped like a sack of shit

[comradet0m]

I love the video clip on the Shadow Brokers ship. That reporter gets punched by a Krogan, goes flying, such awesomeness XD

[ipodxdude]

"You son of a bitch! i'll make sure everyone in the Alliance sees that!"

of course they're gonna want to see that its fucking hilarious 

[LookSquirrel]

She falls like a sack of bricks! Thud at the end and all.

Ashly and Garrus have no sort of reaction at all. Definently not the first time they've seen Shepard lay down the law.

[toyboy6669]

Renegade Shepard Votes tea party.

[fugiikowa]

Blayam! Bitch went down

[darthplaigus]

Shepard read Machiavelli, awesome.

[WCJuggernaut]

I've had enough of your snide insinuations! God I hope you can punch this bitch again in Mass Effect 3...

[MrOpenGamer]

3 people are from Fox News and can tell that this is a joke which is loosely about them.

[MrOpenGamer]

Best part: 2:39.

[inouyejulio]

2:40 NOW GET BACK IN THAT SPACE KITCHEN AND GRAB ME A SPACE BEER AND SOME SPACE BACON!!!

[appleman53]

Press 9 over and over haha *whack whack whack whack whack*

[dessan18]

I've had enough of your questions BITCH!:)

[Blacktronics]

Klick This to see the punch again: 2:39

[ArminTheGman]

@Blacktronics

Can't stop pressing it !!!

[neoduke007]

does anything happen if you do this in ME1 and then import it over to 2?

I imported my ME1 save over but didn't punch her in 1 sadly... :(

Did punch her in 2 :P

[andrewarismunandar]

This punch is waay better than the second one

[taste4love]

and there u go... how to hit a woman...

[TriniKnight01]

@taste4love Well to be fair, you can do this as male OR female Shepard :P

[kevlar60442]

Heh. It took mass murder and a bunch of sentient robots to ruin one spectres career. Miss Al Guilani, do you really think the Council cares about a slap to the face?

[ftlgo238]

@kevlar60442 No, but they would care about all of the crap this Shepard spewed beforehand.

[KingGalby]

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

[axcfds]

Shepard's career? Uh lady, he's a spectre, he doesn't answer to you.

[hobyboy07]

In the latest Mass Effect DLC, "Lair of the Shadow Broker", you actually get to see three or four clips of other people punching or kicking this reporter.

Looks like Shepard started a meme in-universe!

[CarlEldar]

LOL, I never played Renegade in either Mass Effect 1 or 2, I can't believe the game would go that far hahaha.

[feeblemind]

@CarlEldar your missing out renegade has sooo many fucking funny scenes moments and dialoques when i played paragon i was like wow this was stupid but when i went back through as renegade i fell in love with this game forever.

[joedub2218]

Chris Brown Approved

[AdorableUKe]

Hope we get to punch or even shoot her in the third one :3

[admiralzzyx]

His career was not actually over.

[HiTEqMETHOD]

The wind up and sound of the hit were ridiculously hilarious.

[TheinFamousHelghast]

whats the skins/armor do you have cause it looks awesome

[523TRITO]

@TheinFamousHelghast clossus i think O:

[ElfOfJapan]

Garrus: ....That was completely unprompted...

[Tonyrocks5]

wtf is up with sheperds eyes?

[omgguy1234567891]

@MadHatterGaming yes and you could punch her!

[RoeVersusWade]

@MadHatterGaming You get the opportunity to punch her again!

[halowarrior1000]

Mass effect: Chris Brown Chronicles.

[Helreign]

I kinda wish there was an option on every time she asks a question for you to say classified. Just to piss her off.

[TenaciousC21]

Punching that bitch was awesome.  Even better when you're female Shepard! Love it.

[hank210760]

lol she falls like a plank lol it sounds like it to

[UCLAperson]

Deal with it, bitch!

[sesshomiru30]

PAYBACK TO FOX

*eagle punches Cooper*

[JamesThurmond25]

Damn, she took that pretty damn good O_O Im surprised she was able to get up, from that. Wish all our reporters were as tough,,,,,,,

[seriousbusiness47]

I did this exact thing.

Answering all her questions, then POW! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

[xXxThelVadamxXx]

Fox reporter: u sob! ill make sure the alliance ends ur career!!!!

Shepherd: hoe! ive fuckin been declared dead! im pretty sure me abusing u like cris brown wont effect mah career!



[iAsian92]

He looks stage fright when the camera lights go on him XD

"O_O"

[SolidEcky]

i want to get a spectre, thats so cool xD

[Mallemaster]

Spoile alert :P

If death can't end his career can a stupid reporter? Just wondering

[joni16]

seem shepard didn't lose his job after all :D

[SickBritKid]

The punch is so comical...

[EdikShepherd]

2:44

Shepard totally should have tea-bagged her

[Prnnce]

POW ! HAHA

[Feaisian]

Can't blame Shepard. Who on earth would like to be interviewed in THAT armor? In front of billions of people?

[guaranic]

woo renegade

[hticks]

Garrus : " Can we go now ? "

[ameliorate2695]

lol wow

[CrysisNerd]

wtf she dident do anything just asked it he is chacing a specter

[ZePPeLiN910]

for some reason that doesnt surprise garrus and ashley

[SHOOTINMUTANT]

Shepards eyes were huge... he was like O.O

[A1R3D3E7]

my theory is... she is the shadowbroker. seriously, she has acces to restricted infomation, she known charater that it makes players go OMG! but still below a radar char that its not obvious, she appeared on same planet as liara who was traking shadowbroker. THE CASE IS SOLVED...you may clap for me now ^__^

[CLaYm0re1991]

awesome punch style xD look at Garrus and Ashley while he is punching her... LoL

[CLaYm0re1991]

this punching style is funny as hell :D

[Del249]

Time to shut you up!

[CrypticMantisTX55]

Random punching FTW. xD

[TTEKimball]

love the casual walk towards her before he hits

[fender512]

Did you really need to hit her to the ground!?

I answered all her questions like a cover boy should and the radio stations on the elevators were praising me!

[bighairybiker45]

@fender512 i thought i was just a wimp for doing that so its good to see soemone else did to

[LunarEcli]

i love how you hear her hit the ground

[KemperFi87]

So thats why you get killed in the beginning of ME2... damn, she's got connections with the COLLECTORS!!1!

[Heyoupally]

@KemperFi87

LOL

she might be a Reaper in disguise

[ftlgo238]

@KemperFi87 I would not be surprised if Madam Al-Jilani was indoctrinated and tasked by the Reapers specifically to try to deter Shepard through words. Words, as well as the expected reactions of the interviewees are her greatest weapon.

[kheylub]

I love that he answers every question then he has enough of her snide insinuations when she asks about Saren.

[ironkong26]

holy fucking shit !!! LOL i really gotta do this.. i usually just try and finish the interview quickly

[landmind666]

its even more fun to punch her in me1 then again in me2

[pk5887]

Responses are above the average player level of intelligence.

[Psychochilla]

he didnt really have a reason to smack her right? but still hella funny :D

[fenderguitars087]

*SPOILERS* I LOLed for like an hour when I knocked her ass out a second time in mass effect 2

[Cheesedragon117]

Her name is "police have been seen in aljalanny"??

wtf?

[xXxM0nteNegr0xXx]

Love that face. Hahahaha! 2:05

[noodleneck03]

haha did he really have to wind up that much

[SeLLiaN]

lol that sound haha

[Vaxonblue]

*SMACK*

SON OF A BITCH!

[Psychochilla]

@Vaxonblue the funny thing is that she is still conscious after he hit her that hard :D

[warrenuniversalTV]

i would have been "yep ,sure, no, okay wait, *pulls out futuristic star bucks mocha* okay *sip* *throws at her* "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH"

[EvilCartman1982]

Shepard has some FUCKED UP eyes.

How is that woman still conscious after a punch like that?

[635574]

yeah, i wonder when games will take in concern that pupils adjuct as the light changes. and also no game had realistic eyelids

[calmetosis]

this punch is much more funies than on ME2

[Gamelover9966]

No wonder Liara fell in love with Shepard. He's a total spectre douche.  :P

[LiveMusic0307LOL]

Rember no one fucks wit sheperd

[PhatalPhury]

I didn't know Chris Brown helped developed this game.

[jakethesnake10000]

@PhatalPhury  LOL

[hilogean]

@PhatalPhury lmfao or the entire arkansas trailor park community

[ChrisDC1992]

@PhatalPhury lol!

[TheHcomment]

@PhatalPhury don't forget about iron mike.

[Risteman]

I did that in the second one! :D

[AscendedShinigami]

fuckin' owned. i wonder if FemShep does a bitch slap.

[NonGuruGuy]

POW! Right in the kisser!

[VentMultimedia]

LOL... there's tears in my eyes...

"Hmm yes... bla bla... mm yes. Oh yea.. yes.. mmhm... I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SNIDE INSINUTATIONS!" KAPOW!

[NioYagami]

So She asks him the reliability of the normandy, humanitys stand on the citadel, the ethics of his motives and he answers them all. Then She asks him about Saren and "NIGHT NIGHT BITCH".

Yup. Shep is a douche.

[richardmaudsley77]

haha, he looks fucking WIRED. Somebody tell the devs nobody opens their eyes THAT much.

[NioYagami]

@richardmaudsley77 When you take an renegade path your eyes must be open like that at ALL TIMES.

Crazy eyes.

[TheLemenEX]

FALKUH PWANCH

:D

I love doing that in both ME1 and 2 :D

[assassinbeanz]

HAHAHA! xDDD

[gibson22varcelone]

DAAAAAYUM! I didn't expect him to give her the mean right hook! XD

[ResidentEman]

Dropped like a stone. LOL PWNT.

[Tryscal2]

holy shit, i've never seen this in the first game.

[PlaguedMan]

Oh wow, Shepard is a racist.

[DisneyClassicmusic]

Funny ....a reporter trying to fire a spectre :P.

[MiraGhulag]

what a racist,human supremacist bitch!

[7d7e7f7]

Shepard FTW

[captainwolf1]

wat does ftw mean

[MiraGhulag]

for the win i think

[PERRING0LDENEYES]

Depends who you ask. It means either for the win or **** the what

[kbhalacy]

OMG he just punched out katy choric.....

[namfamily2202]

0:26 - 0:27 when the light shined on his face, his eyes turned into MADNESS!

[VXxXAzzAXxXV]

lol you can bash her up again in the 2nd XD

[shellcracker18]

sound effects FTW!!

[JGib12345]

She dropped like a sack of shit XD

[jadenkorr15]

Default John shep is so hot!!!!! His voice could be better though. :) lol at the punch.

[LewisB776]

2:05, Sheperd's eyes made me LOL :P

And When he casually walks away after he smacks her :P

[aposell]

FALCON PUNCH!

[boomheadshot75]

wow look at his eyes on 2:05

[CognizantCheddar]

lol! I had no idea you could actually punch her.

[MusicalAgenda]

@CognizantCheddar u can chris brown her ass

[bethbearmacethatguy]

Shepard doesnt fuck around.

[squatchmaster5000]

LOL she actually got knocked out look at the way she falls lololololol

[Awesomesauce35]

Shepard dosn't find snide insinuations amusing

[Tocupine]

I don't know what I love more, the fact Shepard put everything he has into the punch or the 'clang' went she hits the ground

[Skorpion713]

LOL at 2:39!

[xxZero09xx]

@Skorpion713 lol, main point of the video much? xP

[Goldfishyy707]

That's weird. I didn't know fox news was still around in the 23rd century.

[MusicalAgenda]

@Goldfishyy707 epic comment

[GhostBear3067]

@Goldfishyy707

There will always be right-wing fear mongers in the media...

[Viddharto]

OMFG!!!!

[dean42bean]

it wouldhave been funnier if you could do that to everyone:

Joker: I have brittle bone disease, so i have to be careful when i go for a piss.

Shepard: I'm fed up of your horrible disease! *smack*

[Viddharto]

@dean42bean lol nice one:)

[pretzalman]

dean42bean win!

[Wallcrawler]

I've had enough of your snide insinuations.

[demosj]

Shepard should have riposted "I don't think so" at the end.

[nightwish711]

2:39 HAHAHA!!!! i should have done that but i choose paragon options damn it!

[Goldfishyy707]

Pff. Once I realized the amount of people you could punch I was like, 'screw paragon! I'm going to go smack that crazy scientist on eden prime!'

[TheTriIogy]

One of my favorite games.

[TheTriIogy]

LOL!!

[afinendale]

SHEPARD PAAAAWNCH!

[ichigorox90]

LMAO

[madhippy3]

Wats even better than that was that ur in a huge police station and nobody even turned to look your way as you flattened that bitch.

[cyberdemon107]

THE FUCK?

why is the evil choice so cartoonishly evil but stops short of invisible walls?

[wergle]

Shepard SMASH!

[TheCryoScales]

"Ever read Machiavelli? He believed it was better to be feared then loved". It seems Shepard takes this literally.

[Freecell82]

"Nevertheless a prince ought to inspire fear in such a way that, if he does not win love, he avoids hatred; because he can endure very well being feared whilst he is not hated."

Everybody always forgets that part. It's better to be feared than loved, but the worst option is to be feared and hated.

[TheCryoScales]

I think because it's a little too... lengthy. I think "its better to be feared then loved" is better to say in conversation.

[Freecell82]

True, but the last part changes the meaning entirely.