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  • i love scouts lines

  • lol. and that's why i love to play as the Sniper, his lines are awesome!

  • spy pwning the demoman was perfect XD

  • jezus sniper......

  • man i get so pissed when they start talking crap about us snipers

  • Spy and sniper kickass!

  • hahahahahahah

  • scout has the biggest mouth ever, in my book

  • i got a tiny head! XD

  • 5:26 MEDIC MEDIC MEDICC

    6:21 RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY, OVER

  • snipers lines are fucking hirlarious i literally laugh my arse off!

  • Damn I didn't know I was such an ass

  • nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad! lol

  • Rainbows make Im cry??!!!?!! Least fav class now.

  • Spy: This is scout! rainbows make me cry!!!

    LMFAO

  • hard arteries = fists?

  • sniper and spy are douche bags

  • this is scout, rainbows make me cry.

  • POCK BELLIED LARD ASS.

  • fat jiggly butter ball

  • pancakes

  • Hey, repeat after me! MHMHMHMHM YOUR DEAD!

  • @XxJoxJoxJordanxX its actually repeat after me! MHMHMHMH I'M DEAD

  • sniper is kinda scary:o

  • French man trying to imitate Aussie accent. Priceless.

  • YA BOMB lobbing wanker! LOL

  • @petaredrev it actually GOT CHA YA BOMB LOADING WANKER

  • @moviewatcher933 I hear 'lobbing' - and it makes more sense because to lob something means to throw it, and what does a Demoman do? throw things :D

  • the engineer actually did build a not-dying-machine...

  • @222Lama it sound more like a nut dying machine

  • diagnosis: you suck :-))) lol

  • 2:41 I JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN

  • dear god i want snipers dictionary xD

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  • reapeat after me mm mm mum IM DEAD

  • I can conclude...

    The Sniper and the Spy are THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES I HAVE EVER SEEN. EVER!

  • I just bagged the world's fattest man ! LOL

  • Did valve really use Louis's pill eating sound for that scout taunt against the pyro?!

  • Scout is meanest to Heavy. :(

  • those 200 doller bullets arent so hot dont hit nutting is the best scout insult

  • Where is tf2 insults sound 1 ?

  • Lol Scout loves to call Sniper a camper

  • "No worries mate HAHAHAHAHHAAH"

  • spy is the only one who is BLU

  • 5:21

    6:37

    faves.

    :3

  • Scout wins, any day.

  • freaking snipers a fucking troll

  • I WAS NEVER ON YOUR SIDE EITHER......wanker.....

  • repeat after me: mmmhmhmhmh

  • lol i love the spy's comments :P

  • Snipers Insults are the best X'D OMG escpecially the ones with the heavy!!! XD

  • I can't wait for the Pyro domination quotes!

    Oh wait...

  • @Tigerman9001

    MHHMMHMHHMHMMMHMHMHMH

    There you go

  • @themrofl THANK YOU. Truly.

  • @Tigerman9001 i tell you one of pyro domination quotes : hmp hmp hmp hmp or hanaaaaaaaaaaa

  • The only people who get to hear this ingame are those pros... , or those are lucky enough to meet real feeders

  • @TheRandorMan I heard most of them, but can't hear it all since I'm too busy killing.

  • lol a not dying machine

  • Spastic.. little... gremlin??? And I thought tourettes guy had anger management problems

  • 4:36 heres what i have that you dont: a functioning liver!

    (demoman) yeah its a pity cant say the same about your lungs though can ya?

  • Way to hussle, tons o' fun! Next time eat a salad! XD

  • Spy owns.

  • where is scout's "hit the bricks pal, you're done"?

  • Medic!!!!!

  • i am learning english with this :)

  • @elmastermaniak123 Well, wanker means nice gentleman!

  • @Alok1905 lol i know ur lying :3

  • @elmastermaniak123 Well actually it means a nice gentleman who just masturbates all day long :)

  • @Alok1905 I'm learning YAY :D

  • here lies scout he ran fast and died a virgin.

  • All rockets, no brains, Eh mate?

    I Laughed like an Instinct Pootis Bird XD

    THe Snipe is ma fav class.

    It Seams fair?

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  • i loved when the spy said: owww you almost healed me to death

  • and by commet i meant the things tf2 guys sayed

  • loled on every commet

  • Spy is the most professional LOL

  • LOL damn they all sure are harsh on the pyro xD, and holy shit sniper is so cruel lmao.

  • Sniper: Oi! Ya bleedin gravy!

    Engi: Cream gravy.

  • HERE'S A SCHEMATIC FOR YA: MY ASS!

  • Fav from the sniper to the soldier: "All rockets no brains mate?"

  • let say the biggest assholes classes is the sniper! because he failed to be polite

  • Spy > Heavy: "I had trouble finding your back! Hahahahahaha!"

  • Sniper really does seem to be the nastiest of the lot, he's got real bite to his bark.

  • @animerox1341 I was going to say! Sniper has the best insults out of all of them lol. Be polite? My ass, haha.

  • spy->scout "well off to visit your mother" - spy killed scouts mother? guess he wasn't on his "petit cheu-fleur's" side...

  • @Taytyaaytyat he meant he was off to visit scouts mother :P

  • Scout is the biggest asshole. O.o

  • @luiginater51 Short, but fuck he is mean

  • I think Pyro get's it the worst. He's human but everyone sees him as a monster. What's worse, he can't say anything back...

  • @marcster1994 most of the insults call pyro a girl or woman

  • @linkkicksu I think pyro is female

  • it sounds like the sniper is haveing a hard time making up insults

  • hippo-crates

  • two best parts 0:44 4:15-7:34

  • Im looking at your x-ray and im afraid YOU SUCK

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  • @YuiAmoshi: pyro is totally a chick.

  • Spy To Pyro: "Good LORD! You fight like a Woman!!"

    YUSH .! :D

    v(*believes Pyro is a chick xD *)

  • @YuiAmoshi Pyro is a chick, i think it was sarcasm :D

  • Kaboumheadshot

  • here is a scematic for you: MY ASS

    i lolled

  • Sniper is a complete prick!!!!!

    :"I

  • You died as you lived... reading this in Spy's voice.

  • tump up if you lolled after a while

  • scout got friendlyfire

  • if any 1 write a subtitle for the whole clip,i will be thankful for the rest of my life..yeah i m serious xD

  • Take that you QUACK!!

  • I thought one of Sniper's standards was "Be polite" XD?

  • @NSproduct well...he says its a standard for professionals....obviously, he's NOT professional...

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  • where's part one?

  • @roflchopa Which one is that, i've seen them all and don't recall seeing Pyro in any.

  • Sniper:"I just Bagged the worlds fattest man!" that made me Rofl

  • Transcribe audio,And laugh your ass off.

  • Geeze, Sniper is a dick.

  • WHY IS EVERYONE INSULTING THE DEMOMAN FIRST IT'S RACIST

  • saving eveybody some time 4:17

  • @roflchopa what comic?

  • Nice hustle Tons of Fun, next time eat a salad XD

    I love that one XD

  • @roflchopa No it isn't. No one has proved the gender.

  • spy > pyro

    you fight like a woman get it cause pyro is glados (announcer)

  • @jonthefuzz2 what? pyro isnt glados or the announcer, glados is from portal/portal 2, a fucking computer. pyro isnt a computer

  • @r41d3n518 sorry i thought the announcer name was glados and she is the pyro watch the meet the pyro vid

  • @jonthefuzz2 there is no meet the pyro yet, and the only ones out there are fan made. I think they're just gonna use the saxxy winning vid about the pyro.

  • @jonthefuzz2

    That's just a spectacularly crafted fake. I know it tricked me too, but you know what's a dead give away? The Blue team won. The Blue team never win. So if it's not a Red Team winner it's not the real deal.

  • @jonthefuzz2 What the fuck?

  • Spy vs all= AMAZING.

    Scout vs all= AMAZING.

    <3

  • Imagine all of them in a movie with those insults..

  • wow never realized it but TF2 has the biggest assholes ever

  • I eat Ur sandwiches I eat em all!

  • lol Spy vs Heavy was hilarious.

  • I was never on your side, either! ...wanker.

  • kaboom to you sir!

  • holy shit scouts da best

  • Spy to Pyro: YOU FIGHT LIKE A WOMEN! (Hint?)

  • It was a mercy killing! You live in a .... Campervan!

  • The sniper should have a new domination line for heavy "Not so bulletproof now, are ya', fatso!"

  • It takes mad skill to properly sound like a cartoon Frenchman imitating a cartoon Australian.

  • Heres what I have that you don't: A functioning liver, Depth perception, and a pulse!

  • I am looking at your X-ray, and i'm afraid YOU SUCK!

  • This is scout rainbows make me cry hahaahah

  • 0:56 instead no joke i would of said you fat shit fat shit shit fat...shit!

  • Lol everybody just calls heavy fat :P

  • sniper insults alot @_@

  • one insult to the should be "Next time don't run into my bullet

  • I just discovered a new love for the Scout lol hes hilarious

  • Sniper should learn to say it, not spray it.

  • Scout:YOULL NEVER HIT ME!YOULL NEVER HIT MY TINY HEAD!ITS SO TINY YOUR GONNA FREAKIN...SUCH A TINY LITTLE HEAD!

    I love the scout.

  • Scout:YOU CAMPED THE WHOLE TIME FOR THIS?!?

  • Epic! Spy to Demo: Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!

  • everyone calls heavy fat including himself ... poor heavy

  • "Good Lord! You fight like a woman!"

    XD It's like he knows.

  • 4:12 Sniper: "I was never on your side either...

    ...wanker!"

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  • wait at 1:56 why is the spy blue when all the other ones are red?

  • "I'm looking at your X-Ray,and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!" winning.

  • 3:25 - "Got you, you spastic little Gremlin!"

  • whats up doc

    haha

  • Spy: "What's the matter? Fat got your tounge?" X*D

  • muhmuhmuh

  • 3 people took offense to Snipers Insults!

  • Who doesnt love the spy :D

  • @passwordresetisbroke

    the scout, the Sniper, the sentry need I say more?

  • Professional Standards

    Be Polite (Sniper failed at this)

    Be efficient

    Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

  • 2:49 - 2:50 is my favorite :3

  • spastic little gremlin, i haven't heard that one before but it is comedy

  • scout sounds the best, fast, informal, and funny.

  • At least the sniper lives alone .............scout lives with his mom

  • 1:14

  • :D right when Sniper was going off on Demoman, the subaru commercial with Flogging Molly came on and I lol'd

  • :D when Demo came on, the Subaru commercial with Flogging Molly came on and I lol'd

  • Mmmhmhmmh I'M DEAD. >:U

  • Australian insults...

  • Spy owns Pyro:"Good lord you fight like a woman!"

    Pyro has to be a girl.

  • Teamkiller.

  • the soldier pyro medic and heavy dont have any insults?

  • Whats up doc?

  • favorite part "400,000 to fir that gun huh? yeah money well spent 200 dollar bullets aint so hot when they dont hit nothing are they?"

  • got ya,ya pot bellied lard ass

    

  • "here lies scout,he ran fast and died a virgin"