OMG!!! MBD DID YOUR MOMZ!!!

[moskobe]

what a culture? is that your american culture that you're showing off?

where did you get those lips DUDE? maybe you stole'em from Yasser Arafat?

black Dude ...... my ass!!!

[madzdad1991]

We were bucket naket in the livin room wid the windows open and the lights on!

[brandonbtthomas]

what was her name maN? lol

[MeanBlackDude]

@brandonbtthomas Ellen, lol.

[BOREDUSER777]

thet littl kid truamatived me! hahahahahaha!!!!!

[blabbitymouf]

HE traumatized YOU??!!! What!!!! lol.

[msOMGaSQUIRREL]

Alchohol, Sex, and Babies..Don't Mix...... Rofl!! xD

[dirtMAgerTkhid]

this little motha fucka hahahahaahahah

[CheAshBri]

Why would that dumb hoe bring her son if she was tryna get down?

[larxene107yuna555]

um how much muney is it to get my life back you dusk suckers

sorry i want my six minutes of like back

[wtfaliviakameron]

ya maybe he was crying becuzz yerr not sapposed to fuck in front of a damn 5 year old shes not a very good mom thumbs up if u agree

[manslaught89]

ive been there on the missed target spot. i like how you express that.

[TheoTvQc]

Ok maybe PDF is a racist (which he's not) but ur a real dumbass. Oh yeah and where's the refound for the 7min i wasted on your lame video?

[123mrresidentevil]

"he was helping me excrise naked" ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[ridefox33]

lmfao buket naket ur good man i subscibed

[merked410]

3:25 hahhaahahah skip to it if u wanna laugh ur ass off

[suhaeffinladii22]

lmao@..."we were spooning"

[itscooltobeyou]

hahaha exercise.

[colagice117]

lol

[dendugger]

lmao yo

[Goodchance001]

i had a thing recently. was like stupid drunk barely remember having sex , all i remember is the guy that kept popping up in front of the window of the hallway of the appartement building i was fucking in. now half way through i said i cant do this i throw the woman off of me i say yeah srry now way i was rude as heck yet now she wants to have sex with me again i dont get it women are strange lol nyways , peace.

[katielynneme]

oh my god.. that poor baby should not of been dragged along with her while she was doin dirt..well not dirt cause everybody fucks every now and then but dam.. did she even know u before she decided to take her child to ur home? oh i hate bad moms...... lol

[Chazer78]

You shouldn't fucking judge before you call someone a bad mother.

[MRSBBBLZ]

YOUR AWSEOME MEAN BLACK DUDE!

[jules7890]

hahahhahaha

[druidelf123]

Omg LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! "He was just helping me excersise"

[druidelf123]

fucking racist piece of shit u go to jail for sayin that you racist little cunt go fuck ur self dick head i fucking idiot go say it to this dudes face, you will get fuckin battered dick head go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself, and once more, go FUCK yourself douche.

[mrzanadocat122]

ooooh shhhhhhhhhit

man nay cool

[cub2cake]

omg poor kid

[nailydude1]

3:25 is the best part.

[LAMBOKIDD23]

hahahahaha

[hayleigh2518]

fuck u y did u do that u should be killed fuck u u now what fuck u fuck u

[druidelf123]

why not fuck yourself div, and why watch it then??

[custom91911]

fucken idiot hope you die ima hack your profile and get it banned.

[druidelf123]

LOL, i will hack your pofile custom91911, you fucking dick head i hate all of you haters, you are all racist.

[78callo]

well it is cool but its werid to but it get 5 star

[sykorulez69]

and dat lil bastard was in the corner of my eye standin there!

[icephoenix23]

Lock his ass in the room with drink boxes and playstation.

[obamaslilbro]

you pissed

[37211iva]

this is not cooooooooooooooooolllllllllll man you suck bicth

[jordanv78]

lol she brought her son to cock block you man! They both knew what was up! lol great story. I was rolling.

[twigdizzle]

he was helping me excersise... haha

[GuideMaster11]

u shoulda just looked at the kid and launched him into the other room lol

[catdog262]

You dog !

[tililin15]

kaiserx....the reason we looking somethin 2 watch but not this crap...glad i didn finish it

[XOXOdeidara]

well shes sad u didnt go to hell bitch

[darsonic]

die nigger. and before you die, learn to speak english.

[KaiserxKariosity1]

for those of you complaining about watching this video and saying it was a waste of your time. GET A FUCKING LIFE! jesus christ!

quite complaining about something so trivial.

because quite frankly.... you obviously didn't have anything better to do than watch this video.

[lxpro100]

nigga

[bjonaslover]

i want six minutes of my life back!

[MeanBlackDude]

lol

no

[xsamuelinx]

@MeanBlackDude lmao XD oh wow XD wow bro

[pimpinpyro89]

dude ur boring as fuck

[Hatton37]

HOLLA!

[bambrad14]

dude you fuck your mum

[b19birmz]

wdf fuk waste of my time who do i see to get my refund in time.

[TheNicklessFamily09]

2 girls one cup isent S#!T coming out of her ass its toffee ice cream it got remomved of the internet because thats what the administrators for it woz a big slim heep of shit xD

[KaiserxKariosity1]

you have HORRIBLE grammar skills.....

just thought I'd inform you

XD

[eniawd]

whats spooning

[TABULOUS1]

5:52 - 6:03

"not...on'umm..in my...target"?! lmAo

"&uh, u know...she got her--a few"??? ctfu

lmaoroflctfulolol @ ur attempt 2wrap up the story

*envisioning the boy bawlin' & the outlandish excuse the chick had 2pull outta her arse (among OTHER things she had 2get quickly pulled outta her arse)*

It sounds like u weren't the only one traumatized, lol

[misZcutii3]

baby ur so fucking hot holla at me boy !!

[MeanBlackDude]

HOLLA!

[xbeast133]

@MeanBlackDude You do realize you just got hit on by a dude dude.

[czerverda]

LOL?! EXERCISE!!!!

[12dash131]

666

[thatboyisgood]

WTF? Spooning? GTFOWTS..lol

[hawtyshotti]

whats GTFOWTS?

[hoiitstia]

lmaoooooooooooo. =D sucks for you.

Reminds me of a veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny joke.

On a little girls birthday her parents took her to the zoo.

ALL the animals at the zoo were having sex. So the girl asked "what are they doing"? Her parents replied "They are baking cakes for your birthday."

Later on that night her parents had sex.

In the morning the little girl told her dad "I saw you and mommy baking cakes last night and I licked up all the icing!"

Hahahah. =D

[NigaHigaisnumero1]

funny stuff

[hawtyshotti]

omg BLEH

[Nieminen97]

I heard right? " She said: we were just exercisin!" Duckin' funny story... X'S

[Jayspoon]

Personally I woulda told o'l girl...hey man...get yo kid! you know that lil dood be up all day...lock his ass in that closet...let him scream and cry! you wont hear it over the moans!

[authentiik]

lmao @ how powerful u said "bastard" haha. omg ur soo cute to me. and funny. i'm subscribin :)

[nehketah1978]

he was helping me exercise wtf lol lmao me and my husband are rolling

[moomay11649]

Awesome storyteller.

HE traumatized YOU? Hahaha!

Moomay

[LupineL00pine]

"Alcohol, sex and babies don't mix".

Spoken like a man who has never been to Neverland Ranch... in the good ol Michael Jackson days. I was chained in the basement, ridden by Bobo. Something about seeing a chimp riding a wolf that amused that twisted sob.

Speaking of Jacko.. I think if that poor kid spent time with Michael, and have his nose fall off.. it would have been far less traumatic than watching you plunge his momma. But now his fate is sealed; he's gonna grow up to be the next MJ :(

[honeyhued08]

LOL @LumpineL00pine.. this silly stuff made my day even though it was said 3 months ago.

[DHWDeadlyDemon]

LOL

*CLOSE-UP*

" We was spoonin' "

[ferretmaniam]

DAMN!... helpin her with her leg... now THAT's a classic!! I know the feelin though... If ya can't let go all the way, it ain't worth lettin go. I know that trauma...and it ain't good.

[JaYnEsAyZ]

"that kid traumatized me" '

LMAO u kill me MBD-

o an i been lookin for ya on gw's

i no see you : (

[MZ2WET]

lmfao!!! u too funny. i like when u tell stories, cuz i can see it while u talkin bout it. u have a cute smile too.

[myroundhipz]

I HADDDD to rate this 5* (a few reasons)

1)defied the laws of somnia

2)sleeper hold

3)shook the itis off like a pro

4)looked over mom's shoulder

5)no, aint hear nothing

and my fav...

I didnt finish....well i finished/not my target

ROFLLLLLLLLLL GREAT VID!!

[hodgetwins]

great video luv the way u told the story!!!

[novanine]

Omg, awesome and hilarious story!!

I was cracking up right along with you when you were saying about the exercises for her 'bad leg'! hahaha

[sugarandlance]

Can I have your hat thingy? It's cute.

[BaldButWigged]

yeah, i remember seeing this.

was the most funny.

fiveawesomedrunks ftw!

[Azzaiel]

"that little kid traumatized me" ... most win quote evaaa!!!

[popparoc46]

Every day for a week of MBD. How nice! A luxury!

hee hee hee.... he was right there looking back... Oh, the pain of it all! Nekked in the living room? With the lights on? Okay, that image is in my head now... That poor, sweet little kid. Well... it IS exercise... Maybe the little dude needed a tiny mickey. -roc

[Akhiloth]

You managed to traumatiza a child. Now what is there left to do...

[ebrithil212]

lmao! your vids are getting better every time. i feel sorry for the kid thoguh...hes gonna be scarred for a while

[YuTubeNewz]

nice video

[MeanBlackDude]

Thanks. How's the crib?

[xxxchaindrive]

I hate it when that shit happens!

[MeanBlackDude]

Truth!

[Simus1974]

dam..thats some crazy/funny shit

[MeanBlackDude]

Also, true!

[Yehabi]

he just started bawling... .d..dd _D_D

stru stoorie best shit ever

[MeanBlackDude]

lol thanks!

[GreatGig1]

LOL...I remember this story...:-) You tramatized that poor little kid for life...I don't think he will ever forget you!! LOL  xoxoxo

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL...I'll never forget HIM!

[Ozzy0sbourne]

and the kid wasn't locked in a room or left somewhere?

LOOOL

[MeanBlackDude]

lol...didn't wanna lock a lil kid in a room by himself, lol.

[Ozzy0sbourne]

LMFAOOO

[Yehabi]

youre teh man ;D

[MeanBlackDude]

NOo U!

[person10001]

poor kid,

probably is scared for life

[MeanBlackDude]

or his mom, lol

[jeco5]

thats not a real mom "how come she will bring her kid if she thought this will be the first time she have sex with some one her kid never meet before thats like the nasstiest thing i ever heard. she sure aint wife material

[MeanBlackDude]

Well I think half of it was MY fault, lol...I can be kinda persuasive at times, lol

[davon29588]

no to babies remember my 12 step plan.. i push her down em!!! love you dude!

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL....12steps...AWESOME!

[odinthreat]

he knew you wanted to bang his mom...

lil' cockblocker!!! >=[

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL @ lil' cockblocker

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

You are thinking that is the first and only time that child had seen his mother doing that......maybe you need to think again.

[MeanBlackDude]

lol, yeah...probably happened serveral times by now, lol.

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

it probably happened several times before, the important part is:

YOU were traumatized ..... that's good!

It let's us know that even though you can be a low down dirty HORNY dog, you still have moral fibre.

[MeanBlackDude]

BeBe....my inner child was wounded from this experience. I've never been able to be fully aroused without checking my home first and always looking over my shoulder.

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

this too will pass.

[StylidiumLane]

That poor boy is going to forever feel inadequate!

[MeanBlackDude]

I don't know if he knew what was going on.

lol, I hope not.

[sbarry92]

While you was doing my momz o.o i was doing yours oh owned :)

[MeanBlackDude]

lolz

[MeanBlackDude]

P.O.D???

[shaolindreams]

damien! unlucky mans Lulz

[MeanBlackDude]

You know it!

[bonezz66666]

"A challenger appears!" hahaha

[MeanBlackDude]

Video game music!

[billeebo]

lmao that kid was cock blockin u

[MeanBlackDude]

lol half-pint hater!!!

[boojwahz]

hehheh. you shouldve been like LOOK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!! LOOK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!! and pointed at his moms you know what.

[MeanBlackDude]

LOL!!! THAT WOULD'VE been JUST WRONG!!!

Why am I envisioning a Failblog video???

[teddyoipoooop]

hahahah that was funny

[MeanBlackDude]

Thanks

[KTBEverlasting]

LMAO

[MeanBlackDude]

lol

[OminousVoice]

Damn! The horror. A similar thing happened to me. Nothing on this earth kills the mood faster.

[MeanBlackDude]

Well....the cops could've burst through the door

[seand67]

MBD...Love this video.."Don't Cry Baby, You Know I Got A Bad Knee!". Yeah Bro, next time grind up half a Benedryl pill and put it in kid's drink, etc.

[MeanBlackDude]

nyquil icepops!

[seand67]

Yeah Yeah....You got it Bruh...;~)

[LatteSue]

That kid pwn'd you! ;)

[MeanBlackDude]

lolz...true

[pauljr9413266684]

your welcome

[MJD1701A]

one child SCARRED for life by MBD.

[MeanBlackDude]

1 MBD SCARRED for life by a child!!!

[LaughingLeaf]

Ha! LOL! Loved the little pics and stuff!!!

[MeanBlackDude]

lol thanks.

that was from a time when we had to time the thumbnails

[LaughingLeaf]

Ohhh! Thats right! Good old times eh :P

[MeanBlackDude]

lol, good old TIMING, is more like it

:P

[pabulica]

on a funny note: you should of asked the kid if he wants to finish her off once ur done

on a serious note: sex b4 marriage :/ & u did kinda traumatize the kid :P

[MeanBlackDude]

HE traumatized ME. I'll never look at kids the same

[mariabentley]

Lmao!! Poor Boy.

[MeanBlackDude]

Morning!

[ariannaku]

Poor kid. It's going to suck when he turns 30. XD He will repress this memory and then around 30 he will remember it. I hope he remembers how traumatized you were. XDDD

[MeanBlackDude]

OR....he may to hunt me down and destroy me.

[ariannaku]

That too. XD In which case, remember the childs age and in 30 years... pray he doesn't know your name. XD

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL...I'll be TOO old to care about him avenging his bad memories. It'll be like going that old guy in the "Saw" movies. lol

[MeanBlackDude]

He was a lil guy. Need to have quick access to him, in case he....idk....chocked on a curtain string...or something.

[MeanBlackDude]

true story!

[thenudo]

"Helping me exercise"...momma is a quick thinker!! LMAO!

[MeanBlackDude]

Quicker than me......I'm pretty sure you KNOW what I was thinking, lol

[thenudo]

LOL - YEP! and it's the same thing i'd be thinking in that situation. :) lol

[MeanBlackDude]

lol

[MeanBlackDude]

Yeah, cus regular activities don't work.

[themightydumbass]

lol

[MeanBlackDude]

lol

[artofbrowneyedgirl]

btw, where did you get that lovely shirt?

[MeanBlackDude]

I won it in a contest on stickam. Sorry it was last year, though.

[artofbrowneyedgirl]

lmao on my god I think I peed on myself. but hate to admit it, but been there, done that myself. now I know the power of benadryl. wonderful stuff

[MeanBlackDude]

I'm gonna have to invest in a 30pk of that.

[scarthman]

lmao! that kid is scarred for life.

[MeanBlackDude]

lol, ME too!

[scorpio209]

stickam? pfff blogtv go

[MeanBlackDude]

This was made a year ago...before BTV blew up!

[2REX30]

LMFAOOO!!!

[MeanBlackDude]

lol