GM Magnus Carlsen on Golden Goal

[thatjimguy]

translated and subtitled ??? where?

[TheJapieroos]

@thatjimguy YOu can press the little CC button.

[schlechteKopie]

that was quite fun too watch :D

I have too agree that the picure of kas. and carlsen really looks like a LAN-party xD

[BlkKeyBlade]

ITS LIKE WATCHING A SIMS CONVERSATION

[CrushTheKingAndQueen]

For people who do not understand Norwegian, note that there is a caption option denoted by a "CC" beside the annotation button. Just to assist those who actually want to watch the interview yet believe they cannot.

[nazurea]

Hehe, dritt bra skjorte han kom me ^^

[AnImmortalEra]

lol lmfao the host is hilarious

[jonoderidder]

"Translated and subtitled by yours truly." WTF? theres no subtitles

[stan021]

I cannot understand this interview....that s a pity.

[1monire]

@stan021 True, but if it's any help I can tell you that he basically talks about Magnus winning the grand slam tournament in China same year, Kasparov coaching him, then he tries to make Magnus admit he's an amazing player (because he's so modest), and wants to know if it's easy to pick up girls in the chess environment:P Yeah, and how old Magnus was when he first startet playing chess:)

[yafazudametalero]

epic pic of Kasparov xD

[c0nc3ptlol]

this guy too genius (the guy with no hair)

[TheGambler666]

i'm sure, after the poisoning the well, the Jews have cursed him. They hate the Aryan race.

Get a psychic medium in Magnus

[Etrajbe]

@TheGambler666 wtf..?

[TheGambler666]

@Etrajbe i was amusing myslf if no one else

[daydr33m3r]

i laughed so damn hard. i love experiencing different cultures

[mischatal]

Thanks for posting - really fun interview.

[raleighwhisp]

Thanks for translating and sharing

[AzzerMac2]

Anyone else think Norwegian sounds like drunken Welsh?

[achantus1]

@AzzerMac2 It probably does!

[TheJapieroos]

@AzzerMac2 Translated by the uploader. Just click the CC button!

[ojb500]

many thanks for the post and translation :)

[jakiesnumerki]

when you write english title put some translation then.

[LetalisLatrodectus]

@jakiesnumerki

He provided subtitles in English, what more do you want?

[Be4TinGyoU]

Everyone in europe should learn english, it should be a mandatory subject in schools now!

[MrKongssund]

@Be4TinGyoU almost every one in Europe do learn english in school .... :L

[IndrasBlade77]

translation?......

[kratsjovic]

Lol that's a funny interviewer!

[Master8laster]

Is porky pig from that country?

[DunnoPwnd]

@Master8laster ummm no...

[Master8laster]

It would take me 693 years and 7 tongue piercings to learn how to speak that language.

[DunnoPwnd]

@Master8laster o.O im norwegian and i actually think your right. but for me, norwegian i quite easy x[]

[Master8laster]

They should've put a cup of orange juice.

It wouldve been funny.

[FDGOD74]

Magnus noobus

[happydelicious]

What a nice wonderful all around good kid who happens to be a genius. Beats all the rotten Jews that flood chess training their kids day and night to play that game. When they grow old they look like antisemitic caricatures of themselves with hooked noses and a shady demeanor.

[ArrogantJew]

Females can not think properly. My girlfriend is very intelligent but still she is stupid.

[DunnoPwnd]

@ArrogantJew lawl!

[ImaPSPcat]

Magnuuuus!! You rock!!

[thomasoeler]

omg... the EU language should be GERMAN!!!!!!!!!!! usa has AMERICAN... china has CHINESE sooo we must do that!!!!

[DunnoPwnd]

@thomasoeler NONONONO! O..o are you crazy?!

[thomasoeler]

@DunnoPwnd GERMAN FOR EU LANGUAGE!!!!!! THE NATION OF EUROPEAN UNION! GEMRAN IS THEIR LANGUAGE!!!

[DunnoPwnd]

@thomasoeler Yes, but still: NONONONONONO!! NEVARR ;D

[thomasoeler]

@DunnoPwnd you know what...wtf... i will die in some decades, it doesnt matter anymore!!!!!!

[Ice2watcher]

Cool, norwegian sounds like playing a voice recording backwards ;)

[DunnoPwnd]

@Ice2watcher ;(

[JoshRom]

He looks like an albino chimpanzee.

[izimalaya]

Kasparov attacked by flying penis ===> youtube.com/watch?v=Jj0GPasx1i­c

[ilovetorunandsurf]

so cool seeing him do all those g star raw ads!

[termodox]

How youtube translates so good???

[Minkki82]

@termodox haha thats a pretty ironic comment. I also thought the translation was excellent in grammar and in content (from what i undestood), but thenagain people in the nordic countries speak really good english and also I might be wrong because my norweigan isn't that good

[thrashing666mainiac]

i wonder what varg vikernes thinks of the presenter ?

[Tomasovich15chess]

what is he fucking interviewer talking about? he talks as he know them close if i were kasparov i send him to shut up.

[biertier99]

@Tomasovich15chess maybe its just how Norwegians are? I don't really know, might be an explanation

[Marenqo]

Seems like a nice person, like most chess players

[LuxusOhr]

Great Champ !

[w4rrior94]

fkn touch move, theres this kid alex, its a sport day where all matches are friendlys, fuck this prick takes chess way too fkn seriously, go get a life mate, btw i was smashing him in position and was up a bishop.......that fk face

[didadoudin]

lol  2.18

[SusanBoyleFanTV]

@didadoudin lol

[IJUSTSUBSCRIBENOW]

Yeah man, that laptop Garry has is the same one I have ;) Well, same make!

[FirstPageInTheBook]

i saw this interview some time earlier, and at that time the subtitles worked. now it seems they are switchen off themselfes without my influence. can someone help?

i remember it's very funny, not only because of the funny norwegian language! love it, i want to learn it!!

[FirstPageInTheBook]

@FirstPageInTheBook it worked now again.

[radiatr99]

He looks really akward. Semi-autist/autist?

[Ruxistico]

@radiatr99 nah, he's cool. He just a kid on a big show, having to live up to being the best chessplayer in the world.

[vohne]

HAHAH Lan Party!!! HAHA

[Chewy427]

ROFL "To me it looks more like a LAN party"

[lakermangmx]

some pretty stupid childish questions there, i hate when somebody interviews a half man half god, and does that

[janbananajr2]

@lakermangmx I totally agree. Humor sucks

[SongsofInnocence]

@janbananajr2 wait until you hear Danish then...

[daveincork]

Yes Magnus is as good as they say he is, watch this space.

[dumbledore2]

besides being hot, is a brilliant boy with a magnificent future.

[kiasmus]

I don't know much about chess, but is he really the new Bobby Fischer? Is he as good as people say?

[jesuistahmid]

@kiasmus could be even better... he is the youngest ever grandmaster and has 2 more years to become the youngest world champion something fischer never achieved

[Geliaebrina]

@kiasmus He is the youngest nr 1 ever. Without knowing much about chess, I think saying that he1s good is easy.

[Bobo10091]

this guy is a real genius

[lightening777]

OMG Carlsen is a zombie. Have you seen the video where he was smashed by Alexandra Kosteiniuk after he moved a piece and then tried to move another one against the rules. When she pointed it out to him, he slammed his hands on the table and left the table for good without shaking hands with her. I'd say he was a spoiled little brat who can't take losing.

[Fupper16]

@lightening777 Wow you obviously have no idea the depths of rudeness and insanity most chess players achieve. Carlsen wasn't being rude by not shaking her hands, he was so burnt out he just left ... there was no disrespect. Carlsen is actually one of the most normal chess players around ... if you wanna start talking wackiness, look at Ivanchuk, or Fischer ...

[Doublemac88]

Fischer was a perfect gentleman at the board, despite his other eccentricities. Look at Kasparov if you want to see rude, with all his grunts and small noises during games.

Go CARLSEN!!!

[Sopranelsker]

lightening, indeed he's a spoiled arrogant brat, and that's why he made it to the top.

Besides, I don't think Mr. Carlsen respect women too much at the chess table, and that makes him lose from time to time.

I'm pretty sure he got a working hypothesis saying women are more stupid than men i general. Yet to have seen evidence to the contrary.

[lightening777]

Can't argue with any of that!

[jesuistahmid]

@Sopranelsker i agree he seems like an arrogant brat. his modesty in this interview was more like a "you should already know how good i am"

[avraks]

@jesuistahmid

Hmmm... I usually think celebrities seem arrogant, or "falsely" humble, but this is not the case with Magnus. You might not pick up on his tone of voice, as you are not Norwegian like me, or I may be wrong, but to me it seems like he is simply stating facts, rather toning them down than exaggerating. He is intelligent, and probably overestimates his audience, thinking they can see through fake modesty. He settles for simple honesty.

[jesuistahmid]

@avraks oh i'm not talking about this interview, i'm talking about the other ones too. and also perhaps the english translation is misleading

[achantus1]

@avraks That's true. He is wonderfully humble! Just an ordinary guy, being a bit suprised that he has reached the position he has. He's original goal was to be best in his own country!

[Ruxistico]

@jesuistahmid omg no man! Maybe it's just coz you're not scandinavian and can't figure out the tone or sumfin, but Carlsen really is a cool guy.

[janbananajr2]

@Sopranelsker Men are better at doing one thing realy good. Woman are better at doing alot of things at the same time.

[schachmachtfit]

***** Delta Base 2010 Vol. 7 on ebay *****

[gustavth1]

@janbananajr2 hahhahahahahahahahahahhahah, tell me what is different beetween a man brain and a woman brain in processing

[oterdverg]

@gustavth1 A man is much smarter than a woman? everybody knows that

[gustavth1]

@oterdverg yeah, beacause men are so much capable of things that women are not. I think you did just shut yourself. Tell me, in detail, what does the man so much smarter than the woman?

[oterdverg]

@gustavth1 chess, piano, soccer, any dance, or ANYTHING - the best person in the world will always be a man. Because men is smarter than women. Idiot. are you gay or something or do you think you will get a girlfriend just because you defend the weaker genre?

[gustavth1]

@oterdverg i seriously hope that society as it is run today, will be like this in the future. Women are just as capable of beating men just as men are capable of beating women retard

[oterdverg]

@gustavth1 well, why does not any woman become the world champion in anything then? :-) and why does women suck cock? are you a woman or something? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[gustavth1]

@oterdverg you do know there are inddividual classes for men and women in sports i hope? because if you dont, i think a bullet to the head will be the fastest way to end your life

[oterdverg]

@gustavth1 I know that, but did YOU know that men and women compede together aswell? And men are totally dominating. Thats actually the reason why men and women compede in different classes.

[gustavth1]

@oterdverg you need some schooling in that topic, you are correct, there are different classes because of mens height and weight, nothing based on performance.

[gustavth1]

@oterdverg watch?v=WeyXKTVYenA&feature=re­lated OHMAIGAWD! a woman beating the chess master! OOMMGGGGG

[oterdverg]

@gustavth1 Oh gratulations, a Magnus Carlsen lost in a rapid game against a bitch. Only a woman could be stupid enough to put a walkthrough of a rapid game on the internet. Did she mention that Magnus won the tournement and she became lowest of all the participants? IDIOT YOU GOT TOTALLY OWNED

[gustavth1]

@oterdverg i think you need a qiuck look over to the related videos right next to the video player? i think i see way more walkhroughs than just woman vs. man, i think it's a lot of man vs. man there too, the category you fancy so much

[oterdverg]

@gustavth1 Whatever. You are obiviously a geek. Good luck to find your girlfriend by licking ass.

[gustavth1]

@oterdverg good luck finding a girlfriend amongst cocks fag :-) and btw... i'm not a geek just becuase I know stuff, that just proves that you are freaking stupid and getting toally pwned ''by the weaker sex''

[oterdverg]

@gustavth1 You dont know stuff. You are unwise. Everything you say is incorrect. There is an open class where Judit Polgar is the only woman that plays. And she gets her ass kicked. Does heigth and weight have anything to do with chess? Seriously? Are you freking dumb? get a life, stop defending women, if you dared discuss this with me face to face you wouldnt be so cool.

[gustavth1]

@oterdverg if you dared to meet a group of women with your state of mind, i think you wouldnt have ant mind anymore :)

[oterdverg]

@gustavth1 I discuss it with women oftenly. You are officially owned in this discussion, you have no more arguments

[gustavth1]

@oterdverg oh really? "You dont know stuff." you said to me. can you honestly tell me who Pol Pot was? without googlling it, can you tell me what Mikhail Gorbatsjov did? without googling it? can you tell me is the president of russia right now without googling it? Can you tell me how the situation is in north korea? I bet that in the next 30 seconds you will visit Wikipedia, Google or anything that provides you with this knowledge

[gustavth1]

@oterdverg No, height and weight are not of any matter in chess. Here i think it is more on the traditions of chess. proffesional chess originated in 1600-1700's when kings played chess against eachother through letters, whilst queens did have to fight queens to not raise any suspicion of cheating on the homelands king. And from there you have my theory why chess is gendersplitted. If chess based it self on "Men must ifhgt men, women are stupid" They would be closed down immediately.

[gustavth1]

@oterdverg and maybe the russki girl you are talking about just sucks in chess? I don't expect you to be like Einstein just because you are a man. (and I wouldn't do that anyway) But I expect you to live either a) alone or b) with your mum. because you make franticly comments about men being the superior gender. Good luck too you living without women, because I think you like big strong men.

[daveincork]

Where are the subtitles?

[3daywkend]

@daveincork On the right side of your screen, the red upward arrow.

[3daywkend]

We American's don't have any talk show hosts of this caliber. But then again, Norway probably doesn't have the FCC.

[Norway4Me]

@3daywkend:

You're right, but best of all, we don't give a shit about the "prudent" America. Now go get bankrupt, and don't even think about coming to parad... eh, sorry, Norway. American trash is not welcome! Now, go clean your caravan!

[3daywkend]

Norwary would never have been on my list of European countries to vist. What is to see but ice? Enjoy your 14.00 beer.

[Finsopp]

@3daywkend Yes and when we walk around in the streets we gotta have guns with us for protection against the polar bears that roam freely around in oslo ( our capital )

[jbs85]

what is the FCC?

[3daywkend]

Federal Communications Commission. They throw a hissy fit whenever something happens, like Janet Jacksons boob gets exposed at the Super Bowl.

[sindrebv]

"Pass på dama di, jeg tar henne med tårnet mitt" - epic!

[L4ff]

"Hva pokker gjør Ben Reddik Fyfasan her" -haha

[iDraw3G]

stay away from the old guy in the tank top lol

[kelloggcerealxoxo]

GAY PRIDE!

[x33mmm]

i dont understand anything :)

[Tryggvessalladsbar]

Thanks!

Best of luck to Magnus!

[nedland667]

hey thanks for the video & the cc thing!

[oRReOP]

Haha Norwiegan sounds so funny. It's almost as if they are singing through the words. But I could still understand a lot of it. Thats because I'm swede of course.

[jesuistahmid]

@oRReOP i thought swedes hate on norwegians?

[aotus85]

@oRReOP haha, i've heared the same thing so many times when travelling abroad. (im norwegian)

[SverreSA]

@oRReOP Du er svensk og synes norsk høres ut som rar synging? haha, hva faen xD

[Finsopp]

@SverreSA hahhaha ja det er ganske lættis :D

[MachidaLyoto]

yeah where are the subs?

[MachidaLyoto]

@MachidaLyoto

It's ok, I found them.

Click on the little arrow pointing up in the bottom right of the screen.

Great interview, who is the presenter?

Some ex-Norwegian football player?

[schnor88]

His name's Johan Golden, a comedian, radio- and tv-host, former "politician" (he and some other dude estabilished a political party called "the political party", as a joke, it seems XD

[KptSabeltann]

Hehe :) He is no ex football player, he is comedian. His name is Johan Golden :)

[luc2211]

subs in cc butom

[eugdog106]

magnus isa holorcost dinyer. He is a filthy rascalist.

[Berialavrenti]

@eugdog106

what is a holorcost dinyer?

what is a rascalist?

[teogialigous]

i think he looks like matt damon.what do you think?

[thewererabbit]

thank you very much for the post, especially with subs

[gardenheadgold]

That language sounds so interesting.

[All4Norway]

@gardenheadgold And I find you repulsive. Now, go clean your caravan, and what was on the "Menu" in your local soup kitchen today? This summer is BASH American tourists in Norway! We don't like trailer trash!

[pAbedaNSK]

javilack how about we play a game, u wont win a game. being the best player in the world makes me an idiot?

good job.

[Qpidon]

subtitled?  where?

[0viajante]

Thanks for the post.

Very nice person!

I'll be excited to watch his game with Wesley So, my countryman.

[pAbedaNSK]

actually no crushi, ur an idiot, i will be competing for the world championship in less than 2 years, i highly suggest u stfu u little shit

[Ruxistico]

you are right to critizise crushni. We cannot say they he will reign undisputed before you have had your chance to prove your superiority.

We simply cheer for Carlsen because he has delivered some results.

[pAbedaNSK]

lol, less than 2 years ul see somebody from USA competing for world championship, instantly know who this is

[javilack]

@pAbeda no you are the idiot!

[crushni]

Carlsen will reign supreme throught many years to come. I think he will be remembered as one of the greatest chess players of all time. Good luck Carlsen

[BalwegDavaoHitman]

Wesley So will beat this Magnus Carlsen LOL

[bullmadness]

jeg har søstra som vikar på skolen!!!!!!!!

[pAbedaNSK]

he got lucky during the world blitz championship, mayb peope were a bit hesitant and thought that he got better from kasparov

[crushni]

lucky? He pawn your tiny ass easily, so su?

[ahriManno]

Vær så god, Marius Carlsen ?

[mfab65]

I really found the interviewer less stupid than others, and surely Magnus felt good during the interview. I do not think that it is necessary to be norwegian to appreciate this humour.

[stockshunter]

click the cc button at borrom right goddamn it for subtitles

[yautzu]

Suubtitles pleaseeeeeeeee!!

[Pippin76]

click the cc button!

[yautzu]

Thanks man

[Everincon]

where did the subtitles go???

[BlindLemonJaffaCake]

what subtitles??? there aren't anyway!!! and Phyle ... what is Magnus supposed to do other than be distracted by 'Human Females' ??? What other females is he supposed to be distracted by? you idiot.

[lvecsey]

actually I think women laugh at the concept of anything intellectual or an awkward sport. the good thing is with a disciplined mind like Magnus he should be able to dodge any psychos, hopefully.

[Minkusia]

Awesome interview! Magnus seemed so much more relaxed than he usually does.

[peterroozemond]

great interview, thnx for the subtitles!

[RandyHooHa]

For subtitles, click on the Closed Caption button on the bottom right of the screen.

Full marks to mighty Magnus! Let's hope chess gets the recognition (and the groupies) it deserves!

[sergeidave]

I don't see any subtitles!! Am I missing something?? =(

[drdeathkwp]

The interviewer is a real dick

[filmidioten]

You're a n00b twat. Johan Golden is a comedian, not a serious interviewer and this is his style, very well known in Norway and Carlsen has been on the show earlier as well and enjoys his style. (maybe because he is Norwegian just like the host and understands the humour)

[drdeathkwp]

Johan Golden seems rude and so do you.

[filmidioten]

You're just ignorant because you don't speak the language and therefore you miss out on the irony etc in his style. You're just reading it from the subtitles while hearing "bork bork bork" as they speak.

[emadmadi]

that was very nice magnus...

but i think this is time to fall in love too!!

hope to get world number one soon,and i can see that so near...go on,the road is stright for you...

more good news about you my friend byeee

[Phyle9]

A true champion like that has fallen in love with Chess itself.

I hope for him he never gets 'distracted' by human females!

[emadmadi]

jeg tror at han skal elske sjakk spiller jante i oslo en dag!!

lykke til magnus!

[IkiriRiri]

but i hope he won't be like fischer. women weaken knees, not brains.