Turtle Fucks A Hiking Boot/ Shoe

[demoluis23]

im not emo and i wear CHUCK TAYLORS 

[yeahchris]

That boot was asking for it. I mean, did you see the way it was dressed?

[ROOKI3LINKX]

SQUEEK!

[Bus73D]

Rapist turtle FTW !!! :D

[AirborneNik]

THIS WAS ON COLBERT REPORT!

[iDorie]

Hahahaha the turtle's penis wasn't attractive, and was that the turtle making that noise???

[Merrick0001]

@iDorie What in the hell do you mean it wasn't attractive??? You into reptilian bestiality or something

[iDorie]

@Merrick0001 Uhm no, it just looked extremely gross.

[bdenisminiman]

@iDorie that was his tail

[heysoleilsam]

@iDorie i think that was his tail lol

[stoneresp]

Ahahahaha someones got a serious shoe fetish methinks :)

[kramer999999999]

one of the most fucked up things i've ever seen.

[Merrick0001]

@kramer999999999 But its a turtle fucking a boot. Chances are you've never seen 2 girls 1 cup or bmi pain olympics, or for that matter anything gross at all lol

[kramer999999999]

@Merrick0001 oh please. what do you take me for? i'm a web jockey from way back. i've seen shit that would make your eyes cataract. i said it was fucked up cuz its a turtle FUCKING A BOOT. gross is another dimension altogether.

[Merrick0001]

@kramer999999999 I've seen gutwrenching shit myself. I don't need to prove myself, as doing so would make us both look like idiots.

Yeah it is sorta messed up lol

[MrGamemaster13]

he has a boner hahaha

[ExtraTerrestrials]

did shoe get pregnant ?

[Merrick0001]

how is babby formed

[StrypeX]

Best... Video.. Ever...

If you didn't almost fall out of your chair watching this, you need to seek medical attention. Right? Or is it the other way around? Either way, this shit's absolutely hysterical.

[ckool900]

Eeep

[Awtq34]

lmao i could fuck better xD

[SuperLuigi93]

Uhm... that's... uhh... hot?

[JohnnyCashFan200]

hahahahaha

[Mishy182]

LOL "say my name!"

[buddy7765]

W00T! *sees a shoe* *squeak*

[theskaterchick11]

LOL this cheered me up today

[XanderYaFool]

That voice roflmao

[toaofwater64]

epps are fricking hilarious XD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAYHA­HA

[lukayhc]

LMFAOOOO ur description about all the emo shit lmao i <3 u lol i didnt even know turtles fucked i thought they self-fertilised or some shit like that lol.. shows how dumb i am lmao

[Romeo1515]

FUNNY AS SHIT

[mahousu]

That was so rude, having sex with the shoe right in front of its mate!

[yoshimitsu0614]

Ha funny comnent

[trexpony]

can you say "BOOTY CALL" ?!

[imnotmonicalolz]

no way man no wayyyyyyyy YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[nuffnuff93]

Epic.

[LocumRex]

LMAO...

This is a 4 star by itself but then you took it to the next level with the "O face" Office space reference and the comments about "converse all-stars, cos emos wear that shit." God damn funny. Well played sir.

[hiimdilan]

not to self:never touch the tail/penis agine

[forevrbound]

That is truly inspirational.

[Merrick0001]

Word.

[Totty]

That's got to be one of the best and funniest things I've seen in my life.

[Mishy182]

LMAO! Thats adorable!

[shann121]

lool hahahaahahaha

[ArchiaGirl]

Whahahaha, XD.

Turtle: IEH!, IEH!, IEH! , Lmao.

[jojotato]

that was funny! eww! i hope that was the tail that they zoomed in on!

[Merrick0001]

If you think thats the tail....

I have bad news for you ;D

[a3300]

omfg that iz so fucking funny ha ha ha ha lol lmao eeeee. eeeee. eeeeee. eeeee. XD lol lol

[obimezu]

o my God hahah, "eee... eee... eee..." lol

and to think best week ever showed me this

[plokis246]

ahaha