Dane Cook-I'll Never Be You

[mitchiwation]

Painted green like a jellybean!

[Hypnokitty01]

Raped by demented monkeys.....xD

[roflovvned]

no...



[WheresMyBongBro]

May not steal jokes, but does steal songs =p

[tufDuffinchains]

I think Dane Should have replaced Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men

[iiShitOnBabys]

@davgabe your a worthless douchebag. Pussy

[davgabe]

A worthless douche bag

[MrAsherquinn]

@davgabe thats what u r faggot

[sirrybirry90]

he writes better than i do :(

[MrERINCase]

this is Dane Cook?!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!

[FreeHugs330]

This is why he was never a rock and roll star, but DAMN this is why he's a comedian xD

[TheXSKULLBASHERx]

hahaHAHAHAHA XD the song matches the situation! XD dane cook rules (giggle). peace out!

[overthehill91]

What a fucking boss

[AustinDude18]

holy shit dane cook can sing?

[circusniko]

thats an awesome song and yes we all want to be him

[TOOVOOT]

in the first pic he kind of looks like a young Chevy Chase

[JHgamer101]

dane cook is the best but he is a dick to people its true he helps homeless and staff but he dose act like a dick most times but he is so funny

[rdrc69]

It's better than bieber.. :D

[MimiMarie67]

@rdrc69

Shut up about Bieber. 

[TheMerc5000]

3:07 - 3:10 death metal vocals!

[Silentkilla943]

I Want to learn how to sing this song or I WANT A DIVORCE !

[WarriorCatLover12]

sounds like the Presidents of the United States... but its not... i dont think

[redakdal]

i have this on my ipod, I have no dobut in my mind if dane cook wanted to be a singer, he could

[BigBearfromthe206]

agreed. a really funny singer

[SharpMarksMan]

this is pretty good... ilike it

[andreasellingsen]

Would be cool if Dane Cook made a song with Lonely island.

[dzyubin]

nooo........

[TootyFruitySweetie]

better live

[XGuruKidsX]

i agree there used to be a vid of him singing it at the end of vicious circle and his girlfriend sing the high pitched bit

[hova65]

sounds like puddle of mudd

[4DDrgn]

was gonna make a forward one but my comp crashed

[1991aquarius]

love it

[nokturnal5647]

It has a cool guitar riff.

[LexxiValentine]

haha he sounds better when he sings LIVE (:

[solartechnorobot]

hes better when hes saying jokes

[lolmakesomenoise]

ugh.. id rather see him say jokes and act..

the song's ok.. but i think i dont like him singing.. its just weird..

[solartechnorobot]

ya i totaly agree itz kinda creepy

[freedomdmc]

i woouldnt care i f this guy would beat me up.! -=P

[spazalonie11]

Dane te amo! Él es tan lindo. y es tan divertido ... TE AMO DANE!

[nikkideejay]

i want him inside me<3 pahaha

[DoYouHaveAGrudge101]

-.-

[nikkideejay]

die painfully.

[Whisprune]

.....

[nikkideejay]

you too.  k thanksss

[BigBearfromthe206]

this is dane on the song huh? i like it hes not bad.

[emomuffins15]

but alas.... wishing you would be attacked and raped by demented monkeys with huge cocks and painted green like a jelly bean on a trampoline in a toxic swamp!!!

dane cook is the best!

[warmachine0187]

BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER RED WHITE AND BLUE!! AHHH thats awesome Dane is the shit

[cheezie760]

i love his superman shirt i want it

[XxDownToTheEndxX]

'I make you say that I'm the best; I make you say you wish you were me.' Haha. I love this song.

[littlegeorgie123]

hes actually not a bad singer he should like join tenacious d that would b awesome

[superbleeder94]

I F-in LOVE!!!!!! this song and Dane duh! =]

[ShadowUser89]

not bad

[iluvsasori168]

he's so fucking hawt~!!!!!

[ICHIKUNQUeeN14]

lol awesome

[TNAngIe]

that is horrible, hes one of my favorite comedians but lol that is horrible

[JanieBailey]

i'd fuck dane cook

[DisturblyDisturbed0]

WHO WOULDNT!?!

[AffectionateChild]

well i wouldn't, but i quess if i had been gay

[superfragaWHAT]

hell yes :D

[TheKylerShow]

@JanieBailey you must be a whore then

[HaloKing3536]

lol

[LilyKun01]

<3 Meh Dane sounds so good ^,^ <3

[jewdacris44]

fuck that, he's my dane cook!!!

[LilyKun01]

O,O

[liljesus117]

dont curse =]

[onewholaughsalot14]

no actually, he's my husband. luv this song! :D

[bodom0593]

reminds me a little of tenacious d

[OfficialCarmenGort]

The background singers sound like crap.

But I love the song =D

The live version is indeed better, but there's no sound wih it anymore.

[brogan28WOOT]

haha this is awesome

[onewholaughsalot14]

dane has the best of many worlds- he is a great actor, a fuckin hilarious comedian, and has a really nice singing voice! Rock on, Dane ! SU-FI

[onewholaughsalot14]

wtb2612, what i don't understand is this: if you hate dane cook so much, why are you even watching this? So you can be a jerk towards him and me? Please.

[Ineedtomakeanamethat]

I actually like the live version of something more. O_O

Dane is still Funny

,but this version I say "Ew" to... which is too bad.

[Kayz59]

Omw i love this song i wish he'd make a music Cd

[gmenrule1024]

Dane Cook is the best comedian ever and this isn't even the good version of this song. So fuck off, stupid cunt.

[demonbarbersweeney]

great comedian great singer!

[oCarmpJo]

I love Dane Cook but he is a really bad singer :P

[demonbarbersweeney]

no he's not!

[dylantuzyk]

Yes he is.

[BoBDFWM]

no he's not!!

[codyc67]

yes he is

[24pickles24]

hes awsum

[RoXyHotty2013]

this is on my ipod!!!!! haha

[AngelicDeamon76]

the background singer sounds better but this song is kinda funny XD

[irok2hard01]

i love this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[4DSnake]

im getting angry people are saying DC steals jokes for the last time no he doesnt.he even says he doesnt he creates his own.Lord Su-Fi

[flobbalobba]

su fi is a show of respect and i don't respect people who say he steals jokes so no su fi for them

[24pickles24]

ur so right

[TheMidnighters34]

@4DSnake Oh well if he says he doesn't of course it's true! Why would anyone lie about a subject such as this? However, there is a substantial amount of evidence that he has stolen jokes, and made them creatively worse. Look up Louis CK and Bill Hicks

[missemospurt]

@TheMidnighters34 your just a DC hater be gone

[TheMidnighters34]

@missemospurt Well yes I do hate Dane Cook, and I would have been gone from this video had you not brought my attention back to it by replying to my comment. I am angered at you know because I am reminded how untalented and unrightfully successful this man is. He is truly terrible.

[missemospurt]

@TheMidnighters34 i am confused by why you are one getting angery over something so trevial and two had even clicked on this if you dont like him...unless you just wanted to pick a fight...cuz thats what you are asking for when you leave pointless comments like that. please think next time before you click on something you dont even like.

[TheMidnighters34]

@missemospurt First off, I'm not really angry, yes I hate Dane Cook and I am angry when he clearly steals jokes. And as for the second part, I did not know I was not going to like this video before I watched it, how could I? I was trying to find something by Dane Cook that was enjoyable, and I only said what I did in my comment because the second highest rated comment on this video is a pretty dumb defense of Dane Cook.

[missemospurt]

@TheMidnighters34 look i know you are at a very..argumentative stage in your life.. i mean come on who isnt at 18 but serriously unless you have concrete proof...which i highly doubt you do...dont go off spouting nonsense..especially since no one really cares.. if you dont like one of his jokes you wont like his others.. i find it highly irritating one people leave non constructive criticism on videos for no reason

[TheMidnighters34]

@missemospurt Thank you for understanding that I'm at an argumentative stage in my life, its nice to know there's a random person in the world who knows how I feel. There is proof that he steals jokes, even on youtube. I completely disagree with your statement "if you dont like one of his jokes you wont like his others" There are plenty of comedians who have a few jokes I do not care for but still enjoy most of their material

[missemospurt]

@TheMidnighters34 i must of hit a nerve..tell me if i am some random stranger..which i am btw than why are you still arguing with me?

[TheMidnighters34]

@missemospurt No good sir or madam, you have read me all wrong. I was not arguing but simply replying to your comments directed towards me, for I thought it would be rude to ignore you without a response.

[missemospurt]

@TheMidnighters34 It’s miss..and..i am pretty sure you are mocking me at this point..and i grow tired of this conversation..jut keep it in mind to please next time not leave a comment unless its constructive or positive.

[TheMidnighters34]

@missemospurt Well miss, I apologize if you received my message in a mocking tone, for that was not my intention. If you would like to discontinue this conversation that is fine by me, but since this is just youtube and comments do not mean much, I shall post whatever is on my mind. If it is not positive or constructive, leave it alone and do not respond to it, unless you would like another conversation. I bid you farewell

[paulblasi4]

@missemospurt What a bitch.

[missemospurt]

@paulblasi4 haha

[dbz0221]

i like the live version better

[blademan133]

u know it my friend has a shuper man shirt adn everytime she wears it i tell her im going to shoot ther in teh chest plait adn tehn call ehr super bleeder if she bleeds and tehn she just looks at me with a very confused look oh

oh sry ya this is 'nooneeles' im just on my brothers accout by acadend my bad

[nooneeles]

ya see its me =):

[tredidit08]

you have insanely bad spelling.

[blademan133]

u know it

[nooneeles]

i love his 'i bleed if u shoot me in the chest plate' shirt' =):

[linzbowlz]

hes is amazing. and a tease for those like me.

[Jacobdm0]

Sounds like he's doing ALL the vocals, even backround.

Awesome guitar part.

[bitchtitty0]

funniest man alive

[krissycl]

How much more talented could he be?

:)

[hats123112233]

damn...he sounds great singing!

I WISH HE WAS MY HUBBY!!! :(

[asagi2]

i think its great!

[savannah12121212]

I think he pulled it off.

[quioga]

lol it sounds like ruffess wainright but better no worrys its still good

[stellastarr420]

Man... Dane Cook making songs...

I don't know that it's bad... but it's not special. Not a new sound. Ah, whatever. I don't think he should mess with it.

[callmemrtorture]

God, that's some low quality recording. It's hard to be both comedian and musician. Nice work on the compilation, tho. ^_^

[alittlepinkfreak]

yeah, it's okay. i guess.

[tbsguitardude13]

i love this song

[5litleducks]

thanks to put it on, i was looking for one not live to lessen to the real song 40 times none stop with out i get out from halo and reput it =)

[xinthescene]

Ehh, his music is.. okay I guess.

Not that great to me.

[riverachase]

do you have this but in a audio form i can download?

[defjon123]

Way to go Drg, keep with it

[4DDrgn]

comment please

[4DSnake]

But I guess its good

[4DSnake]

Ive heard better sounds of the music but its ok