When Egyptians teaching English (Funny)

[Simikkkkkkk]

what does it mean Bawend??? I don´t understand

[xEllieeCherryx]

I don't get it

[desertrose631]

cute accent :p

[baniyas2011]

THIS FROM UAE NOT EGYPT YOU DONT SEE THE CHANNEL

[som3aelgom3a]

i am egyptian but this is true :/

[MsTheartofwar]

Shit, that's what I've been saying all along.

[DarthVader7731]

sa3bya alcartoon right?

[TheEgyptianpharoh]

LOL EGYPTIANS FTW <333

[lalahani96]

Hahaha This is funny

I'm egyptian but this only happens in public schools and anyway at least he knows the difference between son and sun

BTW I have the best English teacher alive I love her

[lolo20118]

@lalahani96 i's no just public schools,lots of private schools here in egypt have the same problems,i used to have a teacher like that and we used to correct her english for her....

[pierreg666]

I'm Egyptian and I think this is fucking hilarious. XD

[PotionsMaster007]

@pierreg666 me too. lol

[HikariKoori]

lmao

[chocomintpaste]

LOL I thought I heard my Dad ;'P

[elmasreyaaa]

the garas is ringing.. ya3ni 3amal yeren :D xD

[hbrinces1]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههه يالهوااااي غطيني وصوتي ياما ,, طب لية كدا ياجدعان طب ماحنا ستر وغطا علي بعضينا لازم تحرجونا ادام الاجانب ... ادي اخرت التعليم المجاني

[masristud]

LOLOL

[hasmiko]

hahahaha

[MontChevalier]

I don't know...I find it hard to laugh at someone who is struggling to learn a language. Maybe cause I don't like it done to me.

[MHBCHENKO]

انجليزي بتاع مرسي

بتاع يا مينز

بس غلط كده اكتب العنوان بالعربي و بلاش فضايح

[MrLOMPST99]

i'mEgyptian

[Sherio1987]

:) hahaha

[MrTwinbat]

iam peeing now lmfao really funny

[MrJeffabood]

under za sun ! the garas iz ringin

[lunnawalid]

ha ha ha ha, very fuuny. : ) thank u for the video lol

[Oo9ale7oO]

ROFL

[gypolike]

za garas ez rengeng

[superherob12]

my english suck because of one of these freaky teachers.

anyway if want to learn english, forget about public schools.

lol

[IsmailH56]

lol @ you idiots sayin the uploader needs to learn english, its just a part of the joke.

[lemob182]

HAHAHA! I love how he threatens to bea their asses if they're late for class! omg this is gold.

[pirskwayrd]

hahahaha!!

[demonwolfie]

"they was playing" !! Yeah that's perfect English! XD

[remoprincesslove4eva]

gamed gamed gamed rofl rofl rofl lol lol lol

[Mbeebeelove]

lol



[IceveinsProductions]

zey go to za beesh haha love it.

[want2BHappyNude]

me and ju go tu za beeesh, ok, yala!

[azmirreader]

المصريين عسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسس­ل

[lucywilliamxo]

al sun ya3ny shamss msh abnnn ,, famhmen wla a3eedd tanyyyyy :D :D :D

[kobebraynt1000]

hahaha :D yala ro7o enshake7o :D:D

[dncynce]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[DOOK70]

hhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ExoticRose1001]

ahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[egyptionhoney11]

Excuse meh but I'm egyption and this is kinda true but luckily morocco is in my blood a a lil more.. جيمي

[promimi96]

@egyptionhoney11 you mean unfortunately not luckily. egypt is also not proud of having you as an egyptian citizen.

[egyptionhoney11]

what? ohh that message..... fuck u i ws commenting .... mind ur own!!

[92bsd]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هه

سخسخت

ههههههههههههههههههههههههه

[burchison]

The title should be "When Egyptians TEACH English".

[nasss15]

HILARIOUS hahahaha well done lollll

[GeNeEdInHo]

*teaches

The video uploader has to learn English as well.

[lynx821]

ziss good lessun, liek my techar, he iz dowang god lessun to me.

[clarkequay88]

i was in egypt for 30 months and this is just the truth! ROFL!!

[wildcats0987]

LOL!! EGYPTIAN PPL THESE DAYS!!

[khAlif34]

zis habbened when egyption speaks english LOL

[SplashZone1122]

This is really how they taught me English hhhhhhhhhh magnoon!!!!!

[MrAlaiddin]

hahhhaahhahha

[Dboy61073]

egybt nayes cantry, byramidz, abo sembel, sefenkess and abo za3bal brizon for bad beebol, sank you very matsh, gev me ten bawend

[gorogawa]

@Dboy61073 LOL you made my day!

[nhahais]

@Dboy61073 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOL

[AlizaRockParade]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah­ahaha! I cant stop laughing I want this teacher xD

[TheEmanuel555]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Fedeee7a xD

[norhan21136]

lol

[misswow1000]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhh

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice i like ZE vido hahahaha

والله العرب زوووووء ديما خفة دم الله يديمها

[BillHicks420]

"Jalla" is the only word I know. It means "faster", right? Or "hurry up"?

[ammaam0e]

@BillHicks420 right .. YALLA can be hurry up .. or lets do it now :)

[dinaedward]

@ammaam0e yalla is come on

[egyfan147]

@dinaedward aw momkin yalla=boy=yad.. hahahaha :D :D

[2001yoyo]

@BillHicks420 yes but its not jalla its yalla

[BillHicks420]

@2001yoyo Ayte, thanks!

[2001yoyo]

@BillHicks420 no problem!

[titoadel1]

hhhhhhhhh

LMFAO

[TaylorSwifBiggestFAn]

OMG OMG IM HALF AMERICAN BORN IN US BUT LVE IN EGYPT ASND THIS IS SOOOO TRUE They would say ( i dont sink so!) HAHAHAH SINK

[undaunted7]

llllooolll

[elattarinisback]

hhhhhhhhhhh gamda mooot

ربنا يديم علينا خفه الدم

[o0Badr0o]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh my god

very fun

[Eslamm94]

those bad teacher's who make all the Egyptians can't speak English very well

[IbnBahrAlNeel]

zay go to za beesh mashi ahahhahhahahahahahhhhah ana wallahi

[sehamsalha]

loooooooooolllllllll

[theholyemo]

WOW finaly! somthing i can listen to whihc is arabic:) god i LOVe being PALESTINIAN!!!

[mima1234561]

An Egyptian man went to London, he asked a woman next to him DUZZ  ZA BUZZ STOMBE HEEER ??? which mean does the bus stop here ?

[bullseye9572]

@mima1234561

Hahahahhahahahahhhahah

Were you there ?

[mima1234561]

@bullseye9572  yes .

[bullseye9572]

@mima1234561

Not all Egyptians are like this btw

[mima1234561]

@bullseye9572 not all ,but most !!!!!!!!!!!! there is an Egyptians program on the Egyptian TV .were the presenter visits different countries , to show us about other cultures , and he has to speak English with the people that he meets there , and his English with a heavy Egyptian accent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a program on TY were millions of people watching and vet the presenter can hardly speak English ....... so strange. .

[lovepoison102]

lmao!!

zay go to za beesh,mashi?

hahahahaha

[mmvideos111]

LMFAOO zey go to za beeesshhhhhh!!! zey blay futy ball LMFAOO i love this accent , im egyptian and i used to have it when i came to america now i look back and LOL so hard

[EGGamer]

by the way whoever the maker of this video he make it for fun xD

[EGGamer]

lolz

it's funny to when americans or UK or any other country that speaks english trying to speak arabic xD

[hassanzo6]

hahahahahaha sweet walah

[dina81]

I'm from Canada and I remember i had an Egyptian lady as my math teacher in Grade 11. I loved it whenever she said 3 "sree". Or number 333 - sree hundred and sirty sree!

[DeadlyDreamerX]

@dina81

Zis is becoz we are za egyptians.

[dina81]

@DeadlyDreamerX

Yes zis is true.  I also enjoy drinking Bebsi.

[egyfan147]

@dina81 LOL! But why do you guys speak like this !!???

Instead of saying it ( THIS) you say it (ZES) , PEPSI you call it (BEPSI) !!!!?? LOL!

[dina81]

@egyfan147 Actually I don't talk like that b/c I'm not Egyptian. Canadian-born with Arab background. My Arabic sucks though... lol.

[egyfan147]

@dina81 LOL! Arab background ??? from where ??

[bassemsl1]

@dina81

hahaha



[egyfan147]

@bassemsl1 to all Egyptian haters......I got two words for them(SUCK IT!)

[bassemsl1]

@egyfan147

Who do we hate...I don't hate anyone..that's what the Bible tough us...

[usernameunknownful]

aww that was cutee lol

[chesteriraaq]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

u r freak our lngug

[muhammadadeem]

hi i m frm pakistan but i love egyption english they speak so nice different hehehe ... pak egypt friendship zindabad

[DeadlyDreamerX]

@muhammadadeem

Screw Paki and Egyptian relationships.

One is worser than the other.

Dis is bekaaz. we fuck da EE-ndians wery wery hadd(hard)

Zis is bekoz we are za beste civi lisation in ze worlede.

===========================

BLA member hath spoken.

[egyfan147]

@DeadlyDreamerX LMAO !! Learn how to speak English too !

There is nothing in english says : " one is worser than the other "!

But it should be : " It's even worse than the other one ".

[DeadlyDreamerX]

@egyfan147

My English is fine(thanks to the misleading comment), but I think you have a gap in the vocabulary department; try looking the words 'ridicule', 'sarcasm' and 'Irony' in some dictionary . And thank you for your positive feedback.

[bassemsl1]

@egyfan147

yeah teach him a lesson

[milanooo159]

algeria located on my sperm

[usernameunknownful]

@milanooo159 you wish you can have algerian sperm...dumass!

[abdelaziz34]

hahahahhah zats hilarious

[macasmunchys]

FUCK ALGERIA its a piece of shuit next to egypt egypt willl always be on top of algeria and be liked by the rest of the arab countrys we speak english better than algerians and were better at everything else algeria has no history besides france fuck algeria and fuck u aghilas1980

[kobemj]

@macasmunchys dude 2 be quite honest u guys speak english like mongolians! at least algerians can speak french and when they speak english they r not the ebst at it but atleast they can say "p" instead of "b' like u guyz! just being honest dont get offended

[hellobooom]

algerians speak better english ... FACT

[kobemj]

wech qolt ana 5ou lol j'ai vous supporter :P! mj from lebanon

[abdelhadiza]

I am not gonna insult all Egyptians but you mother fucker little save kiss my ass you speak a total fuck English you piece of shit and all respect to my follow Egyptian brother..ass hole. slave of Mubarak family

[pirote252]

@abdelhadiza is your ass cold now?

[raiseninthescone]

hahahahahahahahah

[therockers007]

fuck u agilas ur jut another algerian dude with boobs tryna look cool u can't beat egypt cause we rock all u do is suck so suck it i aint wastin talkin to a baby o wait fuck it u mother fucking baby u try to say ur country rocks all it does is suck my dick U TRYNA TELL ME WE DUN SPEAK EGLISH WELL THIS IS A RAP AND U JUST GOT ISTENGUISHED DUDE U SUCK HERE'S A SAYING WHEN U PLAY WITH EGYPTIANS UR A MOTHER FUCING BEGGING FOR MERCY WHEN I KICK UR ASS AND WUT UP WITH ALL THESE ZIS AND ZAT BEAT THAT

[aghilas1980]

I know I got it into your aSSS

Zats (THAT'S) why You sent me rains of Bullshit comments

here we go again ..... lol or loool its the same

see I help you to understand

you must be a good bubil ( pupil )

[therockers007]

fuck you dude algeria sucks like your mum son just get over it u are so jelouse because we won u 5 2 u suck algeria is the worst country in the whole world half of it is christian and it never helps muslem countries egypt does so eat shit and stay in your mother fucking country

[aghilas1980]

You won us wooow

congratulation the world cup sorry (African Cup )LOL

yes yes yes ... your English sucks its not a joke

but it is reality les ten Man Egyptian Engalish iz better zan za Engalish of LONDON we in Egypt zbeek engalish like El sweet so Last zbeak we are eks ceb shan

[therockers007]

@aghilas1980 DUDE U AINT COOL U MESS WITH ME I'LL MESS WITH U U SAYING EGYPT SAUCKS WELL LEARN HOW TO SPEAK WOW WOW UR LIKE "SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL PLZ" IF UR AN EGYPTIAN DUN DO THAT HE DESURVES NOTHING CAUSE HE'S AN ASS HOLE SUCKIN MY DICK WOW WOW 1 -0 THATS BIG 1 IS A SPIT U CHEATING BITCH YO DUDE ILL KICK UR ASS U MESS WITH ME I'LL MESS IT BACK IM THE RAP MASTER I'LL TAKE U ON ANYDAY O WAIT UR A BABY PEENG HIS PANTS OF WHEN U MESS WITH THE GAME DUDE U DUN WANNA PLAY ME SO DUN COMMENT BEET

[therockers007]

@aghilas1980 dude look at how u write all u say is zis zat zbeak its s u idiot nd ur saying we can't speak how about this u go into bed pee ur pants off and never go to utube cause utube doesn't like u ok all u do is put on baby comments that noone even bothers to read face it us egyptians we are better than u and we always will be we're not bibers or cheaters like u we beat italy brazil and insha2 allah we will beat ebgland after u beat them say that our country sucks u shit face

[therockers007]

i am egyptian and i have this on my channel but egyptions rock in elglish this is just a joke cause i am egyptan and iam the best in my class the people who realy suck are algerians

[aghilas1980]

I am Algerian

I challenge you

you cant pronounce English letters correctly ... also why do you lie ( do you really have Algerian colleague in you class???? )

zey (they ) don't study englisH in you shit country LOL.

you are known to be the best people in SYMBOLS and nothing is true on the ground

you talk too much dear Egyptian.

[aghilas1980]

les ten Man Egyptian Engalish iz better zan za Engalish of LONDON we in Egypt zbeek engalish like El sweet so Last zbeak we are eks ceb shan

Translation:

Listen man Egyptian English is better than the English of London, we in Egypt speak English like sweet so last speak we are exception.

LOL

[therockers007]

@aghila 1980 dude u should start telin ur grand children how we kicked ur ass cause all egyptians are backing me up on this all the arabs like egypt best cause it doesnt swear or cheat when we play football with arab countries we are caring we dun break thier legs like u cause not like u we think evreyone is equal we are all muslems so park ur ass on ur chair and read this cause this is what its about u jelouse u algerians are such show off and never learn english so shut the fuck up before

[therockers007]

@aghilas1980 i shut u up myself and all egyptians like me shut the fuck out of u and all other fuckgarians for good

[therockers007]

they do u mother fucker and they know english better than that mother fucking algeria shit face the reason we don't speak it alot in public is because we're not like algerians "English wanna be" we are proude of t English and u good for nothing bitches we helped you when france went to ur country and thats how u thank us i hope u eat shit cause u and ur country suck understand shit face and we have more English collages than your tides thats about 100 and all the famouse doc. are mostly egypt

[therockers007]

wtf u dont study english and its true we are the best country from us two and ur country is full of shit and evreyone in it are mother fuckers thats u so eat shit an fuck off cause if u were in my country i would kick your ass around like i do and all egyptians do with algerian fuckers like you heres something u owt to learn not to mess with egyptians cause ur country isnt rabic its french and isnt muslem fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck ufuck u algeria!

[therockers007]

@aghilas1980 dude wut u challenging me on a crying competition we study english better than u and why the fuck will we have algerian classes algerians should be shot but because we're not like ur shitty country we do have an algerian colage so shut the fuck up man i got no time for this shit just go home and lay the baby in your stomach and u fuck ass we all no ur a bitch algerian from the dumb name so just shut the fuck up about ur country and start talking about how we kicked ur ass bitch

[aghilas1980]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

Algeria was ex French colony and speak English better than them

what a shame!

[theegypti]

who ur talking english better than us :D :D do u have an american university in ur damn country ?

do u have an egyptian regions in the u.s.a like we have ? get a life alrgila it means shisha

[therockers007]

fuck u egyptians are better than ur mom in english and you arnt ex french u are frunch u MOTHER FUCKR DAME UR MOM FUCKING BITCH U ASS HOLE MOTHER FUCKER EGYPT IS BETTER THAN UR FUCKING SHITTY COUNTRY

[sheko55]

hhhhhhhhhhhhh unfortunately its true .......i hope it'd get fixed soon

[Hishamalmehdawi]

les ten Man ( yaane Esma3 Ya ragel ) Egyptian Engalish ( El Englizi Elmasri) iz better zan za Engalish of LONDON - we in Egypt zbeek engalish like El sweet (Zae El halawa El Tahiniah ) so Last zbeak ( akher Kalam ) we are eks ceb shan ( kwaeseen Khaless )

[analyst2004]

zey go the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooolll

[Inventor19890]

المدرس المصري تافه وجاهل في كل شئ لأنه فقط واخذ التعليم تجارة فقط بس شاطر يبيعلك الإمتحان ويشتغل في الدروس الخصوصية هذا لأنه معدوم الأمانه ومخنث بالفطرة

[yaz7791]

hahah this is soo funnny XD

[Amagdy1]

looooooooooool, that got me rolling on the floor laughing!

[rashi749]

الصراحة ماضيعنا الا وزارة التربية والتعليم لما جابو مصريين

[aldaloo3]

اي بالله انك صادق ونصهم يحلفون كانوا عيشين يا في بريطانيا او امريكا او استراليا!

[NFSonata]

إنشكحوا خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ

[dumazzsux]

Not all of egyptians suck like what are you saying. because i dont think that everybody's perfect.i appreciate your opinion but you didnt have to say that ALL of egyptians suck. Another words "Ma Te3amemsh"

[musz8651]

yeah not all egyptians sux. but a huge majority of them are. i know 'cause i've been living amongst them for years.. LoL. this video is HILLARIOUS!!!

[vector554]

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[knight7f]

عسى دوم يالغلا