Re: Cliff Bleszinski | Old Spice

[fubous]

DUDE HUGE AND OLD SPICE MAN TEAMING UP?

[SoylentBacon]

Of all people, he voices generic COG Soldiers in Gears of War 3. He not only wears a shirt, but also a helmet?? Unacceptable! I don't even care that they're dudes; Knowing that most of the COG consists of Old Spice guy means there should have been a mutator that dresses all characters in nothing but a towel (including Sam and Anya, oh hon hon hon!), or at least armor that is now diamonds!

[garrettk67]

i spent the whole campaign trying to find Isaiah, couldnt hear a specific voice, however i did see the name in the credits, but its an un-named cog >>

[eddyrhys]

Hello Gamers. Think about Gears of War 3, now look at my comment, now Gears of War 3 AND BACK TO MY COMMENT. Sadly gears of war 3 isn't out yet. But it will be in under a month. Look at your hand, what is it? I have have it, it's a limited edition Gears of War controller. Look again the controller is now COG tags. Anything is possible when you pre-order Gears of War 3 and eagerly await it's arrival.

I'm on a Brumak.

[ConArtistaqw]

@eddyrhys WIN

[IAmTheSecretOfMana]

This certianly was a surprise response from the Old Spice guy! Love it!

[SpaceGhoul]

Cliff should make the OldSpice Guy a character for GoW3!

[dudewithavideocamera]

@SpaceGhoul he is

[videogames1199]

@SpaceGhoul He voices some guard

[SargentMugen]

@SpaceGhoul He is, dude.

[DanMarston117]

I thought I was constapated, however it turns out my turd is now DIAMONDS!

[tvfootlint]

It's funny, they just announced that he'd be a voice in multiplayer.

[crynryan1]

@tvfootlint Hell yeah they did. Plus, there'll be a skin for that character he plays, that'll be golden. I smell Seriously 3.0 unlockable.

[redarmyturk3]

they need to put him in gears of war 3 if they did it would be the best cameo ever 

[93Teejay]

@redarmyturk3 They Did. The only downside is hes taking the Death Place of Clay Carmine.

[xalener]

I play gears with a bra and the mjolnir next to me on a table. I am a man.

[Fadithegreat]

Who would win in a fight between you and Chuck Norris?

[Yeldofac]

Gears 1 Achievement - Seriously ...

Gears 2 Achievement - Seriously 2.0

Gears 3 Achievement - Seriously DIAMONDS!

[morbidtherabbit]

i play gears with out my pants while in a swetter

[bkismlg]

This video gave me a boner.

Is that wrong?

[aarc359]

my awesomeness is of such greatness that even my farts sound like a symphony of singing tui's (just so happens to be the most exotic bird in the land of New Zealand) and smell like the sent of

Chocolate chip cookies coming out fresh of the oven.

To describe my awesomeness any further would only result in bagilions of minds being blown due to the incomprehensible awesomeness of me.

This is all thanks to Old Spice

[STOOPIDTIME]

Seriously CliffyB, in Gears 3 make him a Cole Train skin. I....I would be at a loss for words.

[KireektheAndroid]

Wooow Cliff Bleszinski? Gears of War? Just got those games a week ago, never woulda known who he was if I didn't have them 0.o

[Eniacbc]

The Cole train? The COLE HORSE!

[chaunceyest1]

lol i want this dude in bulletstorm!

[JynxeMDead]

I have to confine my shirtlessness confiningly to the confined confines of my confining house because I'm a female girl with female girly parts, and it's improper for a girl to be without a shirt in public.

[xxpunkrockerxx932]

@JynxeMDead says u! i think the world wud be a better place if girls were more loose :)

[MrCynix]

@JynxeMDead You should dismiss any notion that walking around shirtless is somehow wrong and frowned upon and drop your breast-cage, on the offchance that your antics will inspire women all accross the world and inspire a shirt-revolution. Oh, and while you're at it, make public masturbation less illegal. Godspeed to you!

[LucasJoshuaChiasson]

THE FART IS NOW DIAMONDS

[omgtomissocool]

nice drawn on abs

[SpicyGinger555]

Achievement unlocked: "Get Killed By The Old Spice Guy", 100 GS!

[laz0r4321]

@SpicyGinger555 More like: Achievement unlocked: "Get Killed By The Old Spice Guy", 9001 MP!

[tacospartan]

this makes wanna play gears of war shirtless

[TheGarrettMcCray]

Rotcl yeah I can roll on the ceiling

[bridawg01]

Look at your comment, now back at to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you> You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear, Look again the reply is now DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when your not trolling

[derftyme]

hahahaahhhhhhhahahahaha chainsaw graphicness is more fun shirtless XD

[IamAnimeFanChan]

Are you a model??? Lol

[ExpIores]

Lmao

[rosterking1]

Hey you, look at me, yes this comment.

You are right now looking at me hoping to get a laugh, now look at your door, your mom is calling you, no wait, your mom turned into diamonds, now look at this comment. I know you wish you wouldn't have saw this comment but that is too late, now stand tall and be useful.

I'm getting laid.

[itztheJL]

@rosterking1 look at your comment. look up. look down. your comment still isn't funny!

lol

[rosterking1]

@itztheJL you joking? I'm making fun of the comments like that. Yea we get, something original please. Doubt anyone looks at this crappy comments since this comment was made a month ago.

[Gandalf279]

now i have to try that.

[ANTOINEZxxxNOODLEZ]

Why haven't they made a movie yet?

[SpartanJose777]

I'm going to try this secret the Old Spice man told me.

[purplegill10]

look at your comment now back to mine now back to your comment now back to mine, your neck is straining out of turning your head and you realized many people do this, whats this? the reply you just sent to me is now carpal tunnel! you never have a life on the internet so go out and mine some real diamonds, i have a life (do do do dee deep dooooo)

[WolfenGamer69]

WIN!

[tjohn1986]

FUCK CLIFFY B

[iNvictaStudios]

THE HAMMER OF DAWN IS NOW DIAMONDS.

[FinallyLost]

Wow so I am not the only one who plays life with his shirt off !!!!

[KPY33]

Fuck Cliffy B. Gears 2 was a flop.

[STOOPIDTIME]

"The Lambent are now DIAMONDS!"

[coldshoulder14]

Yup... this guy fucking wins the internet.

I played Gears of War but have stopped playing it... I THINK I'M GONNA PLAY IT AGAIN!! :D

[4Deadserious]

Dear Mr Old spice guy... THATS HOW I WOULD START A QUESTION IF I WASN'T A MAN AND DIDN'T USE OLD SPICE! NOW MY REAL QUESTION IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF OLD SPICE DIDN'T EXIST? MANLY

[TheOglibogli]

Now look back up. Your fad comments are NOW DIAMONDS..

*Instantly solified into a diamond*

[Meinegarr]

Man

[boomerxxx]

Yay 

[sauermilchb]

asks. Does the old spice man think he is any type of compition with the most intresting man in the world? and do you know if he uses old spice?

[hussi434]

Microsoft is now diamonds

[BuffleMuffle]

This! Is! GENIUS!!

[MuffinPuffin01]

Yes! Amzaing! Thank you!!!

[LordVurtax]

Awesome, I just so happen to stumble upon a vid response from a question of one of my favorite video game developers

Gears of War rocks

[BloodScorchedSun]

lol thats classic

[thexonexwhoxknows]

am i the only one who noticed his incrediably powerful abdominal muscles flex and recontract, while dividing by zero and turning my comment into diamonds?

[Qwepir]

This is one of those rare times when a TV figure talks about video games and it isn't totally awkward.

[theguy134]

Look at gears of war 2 now back to gears of war one. Sadly, gears of war 2 isnt gears of war one.

[FredrickPancake]

Gears of War is now diamonds.

[Mezecs]

Ima go play Gears of War shirtless now.

[DuesPayed]

That was great, dosen't everyone do that though??? Thought it was like mandatory or something???

[TheH0U53]

Lol

[matt10394]

Old Spice Guy, please tell me you play Half-Life: 2 or Portal or Left 4 Dead.

Cliffy B is now DIAMONDS!

I'm on a Brumak.

[aleio16]

@matt10394 I like this.

[ashiro723]

Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post.

[Chipchomp44]

Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly is isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now Diamonds. Now go look at my video response by clicking my channel!

[obamasucks6977]

i am now going to go play cod with my shirt off!!!!

[sub2me4areview]

@obamasucks6977 I'm gonna play GOW!

[mamodo14]

dont get me wrong gears is an awsome game but what about unreal tournemant.does anyone even care bout it anymore besides me

[matt10394]

@mamodo14 Not really... Most people only but UT3 on PC anymore just to get the UDK and UE3 to develop their own games on.

[thatsistheguy]

I'm now off to play Jazz Jackrabbit with my shirt off. Also, They're sinking cities with diamonds!

[samusaron0]

so isaih, if that is your name, save carmine? or carmine must die?

[JinCO7]

@samusaron0 if only he was still answering questions on twitter....

[ImaBelieberFTW]

I bet Old Spice Guy wants Carmine to live.  You want to be like the Old Spice Guy, don't you?

[ThePivotAlex]

Dear OldSpice man,

If you reply to this comment i will march downstairs into my car, Drive to ©Wal-Mart, And buy 25 bottles of Old Spice High Endurance Deodorant. Sincerely ThePivotAlex a.k.a Alex

[doublin23]

That WAS EPIC!

[Reaperthdone]

Let's do battle my friend together my gamer tag is XXTheReaper96XX hope to see u on :)

[RahXephonEva]

Augustus Cole needs another "brotha" to fight alongside with them. What's your gamertag?

[Shenanegansv2]

they should make an easter egg in the next gears game when the oldspice guy is a hidden teammate or voice that just starts playing

[DukeOfWupass]

@Shenanegansv2

He'd be like a Summon Attack:

"All the enemies are now DIAMONDS!"

[danielsan854]

Cliffy "don't call me Cliffy B" B

[DIRTYCHEESE]

THE HAMMER OF DAWN NOW OUTPUTS DIAMONDS!!!

[OniNoFro]

@DIRTYCHEESE

Replace the Crimson Omen with Isaiah Mustafa and his monocle smile and the game will live forever.

[Zony66]

Old Spice Guy = hidden COG soldier.

[freakltu]

wtf?

[lifefire940]

Cliffy B should make him a secret character in Gears 3...as an additional feature, when he curb stomps people their exploding head turns into diamonds!

[coldshoulder14]

@lifefire940 Maybe he will... Jace Stratton could do that. XD

[Amazinglybeastified]

@lifefire940 if old spice man was in the game, in a towel, riding his motorcycle he forged with his bare hands, and the whole time doing an monocole smile, well that would just be unfair lol

[fsffsa5325324]

@lifefire940 yeah, maybe they should bleed diamonds too.

[CadenBurleson]

@lifefire940 I hope this is true haha .

[CooperTexasCooki]

Cliffy B is now diamonds!

[MrBenSampson]

The giant worm is now diamonds!

[DragonVictor]

as seen on kotaku.com

why am i not surprised

CLIFFY B!

[kingsprott]

WAIT so when this guy plays gears of war he walks around in a towl no shirt IN THE FUCKING GAME WITH A HAMMER OF DAWN CHAINSAW.

[NeoKnight]

@kingsprott

lol.

[SeanBrownXP]

Lmao! Thats great.

[Loknop]

Cliffy. Make Old Spice man a DLC character in Gears of War 3, or make a game on him. If you do, your income will turn into diamonds.

[goten1shadow]

Old spice man PLEASE HELP US!!!

[ghmyrockband]

gears of war.... for the win.....

[toastertown6]

@elder1890 Well he did mention Gears of War because Cliff Bleszinski "Cliffy B" created the game and in it you chainsaw people in half with a chainsaw bayonet for your gun.

[Shad0wCK]

LOL

[OZombieJesus]

@elder1890 Note to self: Do research before posting comments such as mine.

It's just that the name somewhat resembled Chet Faliszek, who is a writer at Valve. And when the Old Spice Guy mentioned chainsawing someone's face off, I thought he was referring to Left 4 Dead 2. I fail.

[grandobsidian]

im gonna have to try that now

[OZombieJesus]

As a huge Valve fan, this was an EPIC facepalm moment. Chet Faliszek is the game dev.

[DreadedWalrus]

@OZombieJesus But... what's this got to do with Chet? The video's about Cliffy B.

[Drummerguy123]

I am currently watching this video shirtless. And pantless. In fact, the only things I am wearing are my underwear and my Old Spice High Endurance, Long Lasting, "Fresh" scented deodorant. I feel manly.

[TheDeathSage]

@Drummerguy123 Same here!

[janmansde3dede]

You sir, belong up there with Chuck norris and Duke nukem

P.S Same thing with weird green rabbits ?

[thetoadwarrior]

This advert is perfect for Epic seeing how CliffyB has tried so hard to be black. Best he;s ever come up with is being a whigger.

[Tenac1ous]

Cliffy is a cool dude.

[h311i0n]

Why would woman want to marry anyone other than this man!!

[turveykid]

Ohhh my fuck. HAHAHAH this man is a god

[matrixrory]

that is fucking brilliant

[EnjoyTheMorningView]

Maybe cuz people know him more by Cliffy B instead of Cliff Bleszinski. Either way, he's not a douche. He actually listens to his fans and stands behind his products, even though Gears 2 had multiple online flaws he didn't hide while he made money. He constantly added title updates to improve the experience for everybody.

[sibbie1023]

@EnjoyTheMorningView and all of them fixed the game so much that other things broke and it stayed terrible. great job cliff.

[davidson175]

@sibbie1023 Gears 2 is pretty much perfect now, so don't talk

[sibbie1023]

@davidson175 Yeah making it impossible to clutch 4v1 situations is exactly what I'd call perfect too. =\

[davidson175]

@sibbie1023 I 1v5 clutched yesterday -.-" just get used to the new shot gun and adapt, not just give up and complain about it. The only thing is, once you get used to this shotgun, you'll suck with the Gears 1 shotgun <.<

[sibbie1023]

@davidson175 It's not the new shotgun, it's the new way bullet lag is handled in that 2 people can kill each other with their shotguns.

[davidson175]

@sibbie1023 well then don't get shot. Simple as that, if you could clutch back then you can clutch now

[Gestaposaurus]

@EnjoyTheMorningView basically he's not infinity ward lol

[n00bsch001bus]

@EnjoyTheMorningView so ? lol no matter what they do to gears 2 multiplayer its still gonna be bad, just like gears 3 will be bad unfortunately

[davido360]

@EnjoyTheMorningView well said, well said

[TokeBiG]

@EnjoyTheMorningView Cliff Bleszinski is a champ I love the guy. Actually made an amazing video game unlike many other competitors out there that will remain nameless.

[matt10394]

@TokeBiG Valve made Half-Life and Portal and Left 4 Dead...

Just Sayin'.

[TokeBiG]

@matt10394 Wow you can't even compare Gears to Half life cause they're completely different styles... Obviously Valve is a far more worthy company but Gears is fucking unbelievable. Your comparison is useless.

[matt10394]

@TokeBiG Your comment is worthless. All I was saying is that other game companies are just as capable of making stunning games. Look at Ubisoft with Assassin's Creed or Running With Scissors with Postal. Seriously, think before you comment defensively.

[aleio16]

@matt10394 @TokeBiG Bros! You are so being unchill right now. Come on bros, lets stop arguing, and just reflect on the pure godliness that is Epic and Valve. And Bungie. And video games in general. I am sure we all use Old Spice, and Old Spice men do not fight each other, or else something will get divided by zero.

[ImaBelieberFTW]

@aleio16  Couldn't have said it better myself.

[Makron5]

@matt10394 Postal was pretty bland and Postal 2 is kinda shitty and mediocre. Fun can be had, but it's a buggy boring mess when you REALLY get down into it.

[matt10394]

@Makron5 I don't think Postal 2 is buggy or a mess at all. Sure, there are some weird animations that don't quite fit, but for a game made on Unreal Engine 2 in 2004 that is that creative and original by a team of about 20, the game is amazing. The entire dev team fit on one page. The game is amazing simply for that reason. I like Postal for it's originality and humor. It is the only game out there that lets you piss on people and use cats as silencers.

[Makron5]

@matt10394 it crashed A LOT. It had moments, but it was pretty buggy and lacking. That said I do kinda have an interest in Postal 3, because there is something about the concept that appeals and maybe with some modern polish and if they just go into more details they can make it work. This generation kinda laid it out well by returning in some places with the capability of playing games within games. Which is what Postal needs. It needs more interactivity.

[Hawkaine]

@EnjoyTheMorningView

Yes, because he designed Gears all on his own, it's "his" product.

Yes, you're not part of the "Xbox Gestapo" at all.

[chaunceyest1]

@EnjoyTheMorningView Gears of war 2 was perfect!!

[kemando12]

I love gears of war!

[tVIKINGH]

@kemando12

you should love the original unreal series instead.

[kemando12]

I liked them too but gears is better, I have UT3 still but it seems as if no one plays it anymore =/

[eNARV1]

GEARS OF WAR 3 FTW

[heidmand]

Shirtless Contra FTW!!!!!!!!!!

[Horcruxify]

i have a question. y is everyone posting the same video all over the place?

[mppy938]

@Horcruxify they're all different...

[Krunkolishes]

I wish i could do anything with my shirt off :(

[arkangelio]

lol



[treeperson0]

Cliffy B...:)

[DBxSnowman]

I play video games naked. Does that count? O_o

[jakx12222]

Does it count if I play in my boxers?

[JimboVids]

This shit is ridiculously retarded.

[AutoPsychotic]

I play with no pants on, does that count?

[DjBonzai]

LOL. Funny stuff. 

[pambrosesubscribes]

Cliffy b lol nice question.

[ilikemoney8]

fake abs

[Vidgames]

I'm on a Berserker!

[Grock123]

i almost ALWAYS play video games shitless, shits so cash

[DelToro9205]

im watching this video shirtless

[Beastaphile]

Cliffy B is a douche..who the fuck calls themselves "Cliffy B"?

[pambrosesubscribes]

@Beastaphile Cliffy b is the creator of one of the greatest games made Gears Of War How dare you make fun of him you fucking ass hole.

[Beastaphile]

@pambrosesubscribes o shit, how dare I say something like that on the fuckng internet. send your mom to my house to suck me dry

[pambrosesubscribes]

@Beastaphile You have no right to speak to me like that loser get blocked you fuck head.

[Beastaphile]

@pambrosesubscribes Fuck you... hypocritical cunt

[F13rce187]

@Beastaphile cliffy b does