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  • Worst Fuck up. Ever.

  • worst thing ever happened in the mankind

  • u better hide your kid hide your wife hide your husband because this music is raping everyone out there

  • this is anti Chopin ...atletic and bad sound .

  • Were you going for something Cziffra-esque? Because the speed was certainly there. The phrasing, articulation, or even the correct notes? No, I'm afraid not. I think, if you slowed down just a tad, you would've had exponentially greater resutls. But yeah, that's just lil' old me, what do I know? :P

  • tzk tzk tzk........

  • Truly pathetic

  • what the fuck is this??? your right hand sucks!!

  • This is the worst interpretation i have ever heard, 1:08 was hilarious, apart from your weird typing this is how you play at a recital. Someone needs to set you "da zepp" straight

  • Nice left hand ! Very original !

  • What is this???? Is it for real or a joke on how NOT TO EVER play Chopin!!

    Absolutely ridiculous!!

    What a shame!!!!

  • Not only the interpretation, but the description of the video aside needs to be corrected as well, I feel...

    Rec ( i ) tal, maybe ?...

    Or is it written on purpose?

  • @xper2xper

    Rectal seems appropriate.

  • Have you seen a neurologist?

  • Conlon Nancarrow? ...

    PS: i like his shirt

  • ...

    *earbleed*

  • Well, I don't know. The decidedly un-Chopin dissonances sound interesting.

    :P

  • Extremely interesting. Like watching a body get dismembered and burned. It's...something I've never dreamed of beholding in my life.

    :P

  • Yes, I agree - it's _definitely_ that kind of interesting. ;)

  • this is the worst i have heard!!!! Where is the music???? IT IS CHOPIN!!!!!!!! OMG! What is wrong with people?

  • This is bad.

  • A legendary performance. Who is the pianist?

  • just fast.... lol just

  • wow that's sad

  • diz a bit too zl*w dongdong

  • datruDepp

  • hideous!

  • wow... best vid ever!

  • OMFG so funny

  • L O L

  • I hear that the audience commited suicide right away.

  • what beautiful musicality. the tone, the phrasing, the timing. Really this is the perfect example of empty-mind-Kong Fu. ;-)

  • I rather watch you breaking cast-iron rods on your forehead...

  • ahahahah I can't stop laughing.... such a big shit man

  • haha, I can't tell wether I hear chords or arpeggios with separate notes. It's probably a bit of both. Not what Chopin intended, but it sounds interesting, Liszt himself would have been intrigued 8D

    The last note made me fall off my chair xD

  • Maurizio Pollini should smite this person...

  • He almost makes it sound like jazz and a series of arpeggios.. But it's not Chopin.

  • This is not a chopin etude. He is just nut.

  • Not so much part of a rectal, more a wreck-it-all. Not a Long-Long imitation but rather a Short-Short,(if not a Shit-Shit). It's grate(I mean that spelling!)comedy, but, without wanting to condom, i mean, condemn it, would rather hear it plunk by bumsody else, (penis-tickly speaking).

  • I hope there was a doctor in the audience...

  • great, but next time don't try to imitate Lang Lang so much :))

  • compared to this guy, Lang Lang is a great genius, don't even compare them.

  • You mean, "don't try to imitate Bruce Lee so much."

  • Is this from an actual performance, or is it supposed to be a joke? As a joke, it is pretty funny! I truly hope no one thinks this is good playing...

  • Great! Now this time, play some Chopin.

  • orrible interpretation!where is the music?

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  • That was horrible! Definitely horrible!! It should be forbidden... Honestly.

    And why were those people clapping?

  • Because the average-joe will always be amazed by someone playing piano fast, no matter what they're playing. Heck, even I could probably sit there and mash keys super fast like this guy is doing and I've only been playing as a personal hobby for a few years, with no teacher. He's not playing the actual piece he's just hitting keys that might sound "somewhat" like Chopin, but not even close lol. It's sad what people will clap for. I could never play the real piece, but neither can this guy.

  • Now I'm not trying to be a jerk, I'm sure this guy could play a lot of things very well if he tried. But this is obviously too fast and technical for him so he should just avoid it (at least in public performances until he gets better). This is the same reason I don't try and play Chopin Etudes, I don't even have a tenth of the skill and know-how to even begin to play them, so I stay away from them and play much easier stuff. This guy should do the same. =P

  • this guy is deaf (in music sense) - that's simple. of course, he's got technical skills on very high level - but it's no matter, what he's playing. he's just bang the keys

  • I agree completely, slepwronek, Beethoven was deaf physically, but, in musical sense, he was a brilliant genius. In other words, he was never deaf, in terms of musical capabilities.

    This datruzepp is the EXACT OPPOSITE. He's not deaf physically. But, in terms of musicality, he's completely deaf. This video only served to make me think of how great Beethoven was..

  • True. This guy actually has many videos of pianists making slight mistakes and he calls them something like "best fxxx up". I can only laugh... He should only worry about himself... In reality, this is what we consider as "fxxx up". This guy's reign of terror on the piano will bring more and more jokes into the discussion.

  • @chopinandliszt

    I don't think it's him. And if it is, he's not being serious about it. You've gotta have a sense of humor. This is really hilarious. While I'm a professional pianist, I would thumbs up the video just because it's so funny.

  • You hav no problem with speed , only love for music, thats all.

  • zepp, when will you post some more vids from this recital? You promised to upload them a year ago!

  • LIKE TWO HANDS FIGHTING TOGETHER !!!

  • Too many duff notes :/

  • Next time I perform, I will leave the "i" out of "recital" just like this guy did. It's a very funny thing to do. I want it on my program. I will also leave the "t" off of "pianist." And maybe replace the "ia" with an "e."

  • Now THAT was funny. 1 star for the Chopin but 4 stars for the comedy = 4 stars from me. I really like the floppy right hand bouncing up and down the keyboard like a rabbit. And hitting enough notes along the way to make it recognizable... And (as of 9-2008) your info calls it a "recent rectal" instead of "recital"...

    Excellent satire.

    (If you were serious, my apologies and good try. You play it better than I ever will at that speed. My favorite non-comedic version: Maurizio Pollini.)

  • Wow. Instead of posting another pointless and hateful diatribe, I will say this fellow gets points for fury.

    Not much else, but definitely fury.

  • This is absolutely criminal. You are a talentless cretin.

  • Nice, but the tempo is a bit too slow. record it faster please!

  • daim now datz wut i call cuntztructive kritticizm

    rezpec

  • @voolare - Why don't YOU???

    I know it's been 2 years since you made this stupid remark, but TOUGH!!

  • @PianoCriticsKiller My comment was obvsiously ironic.

  • bad taste. If u were able to play this etude the way it should be played you would not play it like this in public. I hope your audience did not pay to hear this.

  • haaaaaaaa your playing and improvision is excellent. You are playing this for "comedy" only. Are you assuming that no ausidence would figer out what you are playing??? Please show some respect to Chopin and so as the piano. Do yiou have to pay for it?

    Bravo, I am looking forward to hear your next "twisted vesion"...

  • lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that is absolutely and utterly hilaerous! lmfao and you were performing it lmfao im gonna fall off my chair! lmfaooooooooooo!

  • Tell me, datruzepp, are you a psychologically retarded patient or an immature guy who likes to bang madly on the piano and sarcastically say you actually play Etude Op.10 No.1?

  • ahaha da chopnpimp, do you simply have the worst hearing ever or would a pitch converter help?

    go download one, i'd also recommend the score to chopin's opus10 #1 :)

  • ahaha, detruzepp, do you even know how to play anything or do you need some beginner lessons?

    go for some piano lessons, i'd also recommend the Czerny's Exercise for Beginners.

  • such a retard!

    I can't stand seeing someone treating a grand piano like that. The most terrible hand posture and technique I have seen in my entire life. I don't get the point of this childish behavior on the piano.

  • New movie is about to come: Shaolin Pianists!

  • Chopin probably is moving in his grave....

  • FUCKING HORRIBLE!

  • This is a joke, right?

  • i cant believe somebody actually played it like that!!! people now adays lol

  • i cant believe the audience actually applauded!

  • There is no audience

  • Had to shoot them first.........

  • applause at the end???

    what for???

  • effort???

  • tru, no-one can unleash dis fast in public. Da Zepp's speed and fury iz just unique.

  • lol

  • Bwahaha, of course it's a joke.. no one with their right mind would do such a thing in public.

  • The most pathetic joker I have ever seen. It's not even funny. Chopin expected so much from his professional pupils. He sometimes broke chairs and pens (Chopin was excessively polite other times) when his pupils were frustratingly disappointing. (He suffered a lot from diseases in his later years, they might have had some psychological effect) If Chopin saw this guy's performance, he would have screamed and thrown a chair straight at his face.

  • ahahah in rezponz to "If Chopin saw this guy's performance, he would have screamed and thrown a chair straight at his face."

    da zepp wud haff caught dat chair in midair n thrown it rite back at da chop

    cuz i iz fazt lyk dat 8)

  • mkaykov, learn to write proper English and watch your language. This performance can't even be a joke. It's not even slightly funny.

  • I beg to differ. It's hilarious!

  • I don't hear the notes; it sounds like you're brushing the keyboard! Please play the phrasing ad right rhythm!!!

  • Painful!!! Chopin would scream out for him to stop!!!!

  • OMG he sat down to play again after he played.

    The poor audience.

    R.I.P.

  • Piano version of basketball's AIRBALL

  • hahaha, it's an excellent joke.

  • hahaha "in recent rectal" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • too much mistakes, and this is Chopin, no ragtime

  • best rec of dis piece ever - da tru fury iz unleashed here.

    All da rest of you - go fucking play a nocturne, and shut the fuck up.

  • It looks like a nightmare...

  • Did they just applaud this or am I hearing things?

  • you have some big balls to do this, man...

  • somebody cut off his hands with a rusty saw now please...or i will have to do it myself

  • Why wait 28 seconds before playing and then proceed to destroy a great Chopin piece with, "Look how fast I can play with no dynamics or phrasing and step all over every note!" Utter Garbage.

  • ahaha i object to yo uze of da word 'ztep' az it tendz to convey a certain degree of gheynezz. in fact da word u iz lookin fo iz 'ztomp'

    rezpec!

  • -.-

  • WHAT??????????????

  • SIMPLY CRAPPY..

  • This must be a joke...

  • Very, very, very, very bad ! Totally insane !

  • yeah maaaaann rock on

  • even better than john bell young

  • ayso78, God I hope john bell young doesn't play this carelessly!

  • ma che schifooo

  • Perchè non provi ad andare a zappare?

  • mmm...buona tecnica,ho solo una domanda...

    che cacchio hai suonato??Forse ho capito perchè Chopin è morto!

  • da zepp

    da truly amazin thing here iz not da playin

    but da fact dat u can have recurrin appearance on ztage, tru :)

    merry chriztmaz u azexual zkank~~~

  • yaaahhhh  prrrrrrr

  • O mio dio....

  • It wasn't even funny.

  • this seriously just made my night

  • lmao this stuff is awesome!!

  • ????????????????

  • ??????

  • Hmm... this is a parody. A statement? Self-ridicule? A commentary on how difficult the etude is?

    I wonder what you're like in bed, datruzepp. But something tells me you're asexual.

  • hahahahahHAHA

  • too much cocain

  • That's got to be the worst piece of crap performance of this Etude since this thing was written. The notes in the right hand are all wrong and you play like a jackass. Your user name should be datrujackass. What the hell is a zepp anyway - another word for freak. Can't tell if you're a man or woman. If a woman, than you are the most vulgar skank bitch in existance. If a man, than you must be a lowlife no-talent nerd trying to act cool by talking like a bratha from da hood. aha aha ahahahahah.

  • ahahahaha yo earz n eyez a bit zhameful but...

    YO FURY iz REZPECABLE!!!

    it iz tru 8)

  • you should be a drummer

  • Why so fast?

  • REtarded

  • Aahahah

    You know, any less-skilled pianist (such as me) would easily hurt his/her wrist/hand within 20 seconds if s/he played like this...

  • I can't believe I listened to the whole thing...

    Is that YOU, btw?

  • I like ur dress

    hehe...great show..damm I missed it

  • Category: Sports.

    But if I were you, I should stick to masturbating, with and without jacket.

  • ahahaha indeed this etude demands excellent wrist technique, it is true

  • fast but

    ouch

  • Who gets a kick out of making fun of serious musicians? I agree that this is not a well played rendition...

  • lol? -_-

  • ...ahahahahaha sik sik sik! Dis da tru tempo?

  • ahahahah no sheeyat! 8)

  • ROLFMAO!!!! This was side-splitting!! I would pay to hear this any day. I'm so sick of hearing this etude played the same way over and over. Finally something original! Applause, applause, applause!!

  • ahahahah rezpec! da sdc iz proud to prezent a nu level of fury.

  • Category: sports hahahaha

  • c'est tout simplement affreux, technique foireuse, aucune musicalité, un carnage!

  • very aggressive approch - but the jackett is very nice :-)

  • 5 out of 5 stars. TRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • that cant possibly be in a recital

  • Try playing some of the left hand octaves at different volumes, by the way (funnily enough, this piece actually has musical phrases). It won't excuse the fact that you are playing completely random notes in most of the right hand, but it would at least help to offer a small degree of musical interest.

  • ahahaha diz perf harzhly mo accurate den any of yo sheeyatz. n alzo da zumwutbettahzound verzion cummah zoon zo u can enjoy da detailz, tiz tru. n rezpec!

  • AHAHAHA, fuck off, and stop being jealous. Dis speed iz pure fury!!!!!!!!

  • Jealous? If I chose to I could film myself playing this even faster, with even less musical shapem even less accuracy and even less legato or control (those seem to be to chief goals of this performance). I'd really rather not though.

  • ahahaha ziff1980, judging by your own videos, it's hard to believe you are capable of anything you claim here, except for the 'even less accuracy' part, zo rezpec!!

  • Is this a joke? If you carry on playing that way (without a trace of proper legato or accuracy) you'll be quitting the piano from serious injury in no time.

  • what the fuck was that? that was absolutely disgusting. i cant believe those ignorant buffoons even clapped! i wouldve left the hall as soon as he started playing!

  • but you wudn't have had enough time to reach the hall exit before the piece is over 8)

  • i know! arghh :P

  • ahahahahahaha fuckkkkkkkkkkkk 8)

  • AHAHA< WHAT THE FUUUCK????????????

    if your cock can't handle so many notes per second - den you should quit da 88. Diz Zepp speed genusi is insane, and tru even if you would get out of da hall, by da tym you get out into da street, da zepp would be unleashing da winterwind .

    AHAHahahahahahahaha

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Dis performance speed is just insane. Da raw fury. I want da rest of da recital.

  • speed isn't everything. you have no taste.

  • DIS PERF IS LEGENDARY. Da pent up fury and da inzane bazz effect say it all. And who cares about accuracy. I da zepp can play it clean but a bit slower - but at tis speed - JUZZ DAIM.

    Cam't wait for da whoelr ecital - UPLOAD DIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

    TRU!!!!!!!!!

  • Fury? The shapeless bass is puny and spineless here. Lack of accuracy I can forgive, but total lack of musical thought is a different matter.

  • If you want to hear some true 'fury' then look at the film of Nyiregyhazi playing Blanchet that I uploaded. Now THAT is true fury. It take more than speed and randomly hit notes.

  • What would Horowitz say? "I like his playink more zen ze coat."

  • hahahahahahaha da wtf?!

  • hahahahah tha zhreddah'z hidden intentionz

  • FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­K!!!! DA ZIFF INTERP BUT FASTAH! Now da Chopetz haff been defeated n we can finally move on.

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAa

    DAIM???????????????????????

    Dis is even faster den da test rec you sent da trumofo!!!!!!!!!!!

    AHAHA, dis style. Daim. And da way you unleash da BAZZ - a bit Ho effect, tru???

    RESPECT - I iz looking for da rest of dis legendary recital, tru.

  • quite acurrate until 0.26 hehe

    good work, pozz best Zepp unleash evah

  • ahahahahah danor u zhud alzo realize dat befo 0'26 twuz a record perf of da 4'33

  • HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    bez vid on da tube 8)

  • ahahahaha fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk diz hi praize cunzidahrin derez lyk 2000 WHALE vidz on da tube

  • you're a funny joker, but you shouldn't treat your grand piano like that. I don't have one and long for one. Playing a grand piano is like a privilege. Don't destroy yours like that, it's not even funny. Also, speaking of wrist technique, you're ruining yours. It's not too late. Get serious and play some real music. Please stop joking and take my comment seriously.

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