Red State Update: Huckabee, Obama Win In Iowa

[4u2b1ib12]

"...oh, and Cris Dodd dropped out...Who?" LWOL

[nsa5015]

I feel my IQ going down. Come on Americans.. don't waste your time and life watching this nonsense..... please.... i urge you.

[pheonixmon1]

huh you got IQ ?? thats weird for an american ....

[TonyaTko]

Nice Video!

I did one too about this whole debacle. I will send it to you. Tell me what you think.

-TonyaTko

[escortpete]

That's Funny

Joe Communist Biden Sucks

[Thesouthman]

POOR..

[guitarmaniac07]

Oh and Chris Dodd dropped out.

Who?

ROFL that was awesome!

[mikhailesmith]

Sheik Barack Hussein Obama for president.

[nitrohuffer1320]

go gitcha a hamburger or cheeseburger or whatever the hell you want.......lmfao.

[dwagon41]

ROFL - New Hampshire hates Jesus

[ConservativeUSA08]

subscribe for FRED

[sheerbeauty]

"This is as close as I'm ever going to get to a Tyler Perry play."

Brilliant!

(I <3 Tyler Perry movies)

[jayjasonbird]

you guys are very funny good job

[fitman10]

Chuck Norris is going to do a roundhouse kick, and knock all the other candidates heads off. LOL LOL

[crunchymama25]

Hilarious guys!

[tzimtzum1618]

you guys are such hacks it makes me sick.all you need now is a lame catch phrase so everybody knows when to laugh that you can also use for merchandising.

[floydroze]

"If they don't wanna hear ol' Huckabee talk about regular Jesus, New Hampshire sure as hell don't wanna Romney talk about mormon Jesus" -----Classic

[solace098]

Don't be givin no money to Joe Biden...

Hilarious.

[witgw]

Jackie needs a good solid V.P

Chuck Norris may be available if he switches sides. But Jackie needs to play nicey nice

and kiss and make up with uncle Fred Thompson.

Not even Hillery could beat that team.

[madonna1969]

stupid!!!!! oh I am sorry let me spell that back woods inbreed way STOOPED.  Your mother is your brother!!!!

[TranceDevotee]

Chris Dodd dropped out...who?

[icanbelivechange]

Barack osama where is your brother osama ?

[AmericanCountryPride]

Its Barack Obama

[mrbhave]

Yeah, icanbelivechange, you dumb ass - worry about that preacher who has his hand down you pants; I'm sure you'll "believeineverything" if you put your mind to it, you gullible lackey.

[BWizer]

Yeah! lol! Chuck Norris dont know jack about politics, all he know is Karate and how to sell exercise equipment and make bad movies, I miss Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee whooped his ass!

[governator86]

Norris won once, actually.. and how do you know geo-politics is not his favorite hobby outside of Karate?

Thats right, you don't.

[kingzach04]

Chuck Norris a Millionaire who knows nothing about the average person telling me how to vote makes me want to throw up.

[WillFest559]

I take it your not a Walker, Texas Ranger fan.

[jobu88]

Yeah. Unlike Barbara Stesand or George Clooney or Susan Sarandon, who are all recognized experts.

[kingzach04]

I'm a Republican yes Democrats Hollywood elite makes me want to throw up too.Puting a Hollywood elite in a AD makes me want to throw up Democrats or Republicans.

[jobu88]

OK let's agree that the only thing dumber than celebrities who think they can / should give political advice is people who take them seriously.

[jx14aby]

Let's hear what Cher thinks.

[governator86]

Nothing stopping you from taking the same path he did, aside from laziness.

[LittlePinky82]

Why did Dunlap put the money under his shirt? LOL. I found that funny.

[LittlePinky82]

LOL Jackie! I love how happy he is. Too cute! And Dunlap spoiling it. Mormon Jesus and Baptist Jesus is funny. LOL at Dunlap and Obama and Iowa being close. Joe Biden! LOL! I love the ending too. "Who?" LOL. You guys did a great one again. Stay happy Jackie!

[ranger2dogs]

these guys are spot on! you have to carry the cross, nothing else matters!!!!!!

[jx14aby]

Guys, that was absolutely brilliant.

[standing ovation]

[jx14aby]

New Hampshire hates jesus.

LMAO

[guycna2004]

I dont like Fred Thompson, but I do like your news report. Way better than the nazis at Faux.

[FreedomsPatriot]

Why is it only liberal demoncrooks HATE another source that just proves it is the best source for news?...

maybe because it exposes the typical liberal hypocrisy?

[WileyCoyote69]

Wow. Two more crackpots that don't realize that this is AN ACT. Not a "news report". Not liberal, not conservative. It's a JOKE, boys.

[FreedomsPatriot]

Yes it is news you moonbat, it is just all the news the other so called liberal news monopolizes ignored before.

Thank GOD for FOX!

[sasquatchofDU]

Are you high? The media isn't "liberal", the media is owned and controlled by corporations. There ain't a damn one of them that's liberal.

[FreedomsPatriot]

"The media isn't liberal"?..... AE YOU INSANE or that ignorant of reality?

[michaeljdahinten]

what difference does it make. whoever wins will do a decent job in their position, i'm not even interested, i'm working on my life, making that better

[nespokesman]

I hope you still feel that way when the nuclear missiles are on their way because you elected an idiot without being "interested" in their plans and policies.

Or when your ass gets drafted to fight an unjust and illegal war in the future.

Or when the economy crashes because of bad presidential management and all your savings are lost.

It should be of MASSIVE interest to every single American and even other countries.

[johnkerry7]

"ill give em a show" lol

[WillFest559]

Chris Dodd droped out. Who? LoL

[FreedomsPatriot]

Absolutely!!!

Anytime a Clinton loses is a win for America adn the world!

[jx14aby]

Better brace yourself.

[FreedomsPatriot]

The nasty lying bitch is going down like a turd in the punch bowl!

[kingzach04]

Why is Huckabee praising Obama?

[NanceeLL]

This is a good one!But guy's what are we going to do if Obama wins???? WE will really be in trouble! The only reason he is moving up in the polls is because of Opera, she has more money than God it seems like! I will be glad when she finally comes out fo the closet!

[longlivetheworld]

im agreeing with you but i dont know any famous person named after a type of theater.

its Oprah

[NanceeLL]

Man just stick around it get's better! lol That is what I get being on the computer late...The mind goes...lol and I was taking her magazine!!! sorry!!!

[woody6975]

Obama may get the nomination but if he does, NO WAY will he win the White House because NO ONE will vote for him this fall, even if Oprah tells them to do so.

[NanceeLL]

I hope you are right I know I would not vote for him..............

[MofJ104]

I would. Clinton scares me. She's like the 3rd evil witch of the middle instead of west or south. yech

[NanceeLL]

well you are right there.......we do not have alot to pick from do we?

[whatitischief]

hmmm well theres Ron Paul :)

[NanceeLL]

Wasn't he funny last night on the debates...I had to laugh he was in another world...I wish the guys would talk about him some....I cannot beleive he is still in there.lol

[imhigh99]

wat about gusininch?

[quran777]

@ woody6975,

LOL! Obama won! LOL!

He won by a landslide and the WORLD celebrated! So much for ur comment. LOL!

[greenblacky]

well I guess the american people proved you wrong

[jimm66]

One quick look says it all.

Maybe these guys and all their buddies could go to Iraq instead of our kids.

[nilbud]

Your kids wouldn't get into the army, what with their chromosomes and suchlike.

[h2oholic]

Judicial Watch Announces List of Washington's "Ten Most Wanted Corrupt Politicians" for 2007

4 of the so called "top tier" are on this list : Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, Senator Barack Obama ,Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani and Governor Mike Huckabee..... h t t p ://w w w . j u d i c i a l w a t c h . o r g

[cem404]

Obama, Paul and McCain are something Clinton, Romney and Huckabee are not: Authentic.

[tombstonetom]

These guys are awesome. Much Funnier and insightful than Rush Limbaugh.

[greatbroad]

Wow - where did you hear get that?

[xerocada]

These fellas don't miss a trick. Obama DID sound more preacher-like than Huckabee---all those elongated, melodious words being stretched out and the emphasis on hope.

[plastikmanfan]

You guys need to make a video of you making out with each other.

[llamomanu]

I feel so intelligent and sophisticated now. THANKS

[Lordwanabe]

Hey Jackie this Don guy don't look like a good friend of you man, I noticed he ain't drinking beer with you. I wouldn't trust him abit, I would keep my eye on him , he kinna look one of those back stabber kinna friend to me.

[Igziabeherljbp]

I want more! keep it up fellas.

[ErnestTSpoon]

"Pretty soon, Southern white guys like me may be in the minority," Huckabee said jokingly as the crowd roared in laughter.

He told the LULAC delegates that their presence in the state's capital city was very important because Arkansas has one of the fastest growing Hispanic populations in the nation.

Mike Huckabee at League of United Latin American Citizens, June 20, 2005

[vmedia69]

Is Fred still alive? Oh thats right, he's alive he just bummbles around in a vegative state.

[tubeboob]

Where's Shim Sham?!

[nashinka]

This is the best one you have ever done - hysterical!

[kansanchief]

RON PAUL's ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION STANCES RULE!

He is ANTI WAR! He knows the DOLLAR sucks, He knows the monetary values in our dollar and how to get back to such as it use to be! OUR DOLLAR IS DYING PEOPLE! there is only ONE that can fix it! DR. RON PAUL! GOOGLE RON PAUL and THE FED!

[ademeyer]

You guys fill the void left by Jon Stewart! "NH hates Jesus" ha ha ha!

[bvb720]

Hillary is lost. Huckabee is lost. Here is my prediction. Obama/Edwards vs Fred Thompson/McCaine

[kingzach04]

Go Fred.Hey Fred Heads look for a Video on Youtube called Fred Thompson Homecoming - John Rich of Big & Rich.

[kingzach04]

If you want a flip-flopper, vote for Romney

If you want a social liberal, vote for Giuliani

If you want a man for higher taxes and little foreign policy experience, vote for Huckabee

If you want amnesty, vote for McCain

If you want to surrender, vote for Ron Paul

If you want the true conservative,

VOTE FOR FRED!!!!

[AmericanCountryPride]

FRED THOMPSON FOR PREZ!

[Baroque1750]

He doesnt even want to be president - what a dud.

[Baroque1750]

If you actually read about in depth about Romney instead of listening to the liberal media and the Ron Paul spammers, you woudl know his conversions are authentic...your flip flopper excuse is the oldest and the lamest one in the book why not to vote for Romney. He has way more executive experience than all of these guys combined, except perhaps Giuliani. Fred doesnt even want to be president.

[Baroque1750]

Romney is way better than Huckabee.

[kingzach04]

Huckabee and Romney both suck.

Vote Fred!!!

[rainhaven]

Just as I am, right, billy graham. I like that ole billy graham. makes you come down front and fall on your knees. he's good.

[kingzach04]

Huckabee He vocally opposed a raid on a factory in Arkansas that employed illegal immigrants. And he led an effort to bring a Mexican Consulate to Arkansas - one of the main functions of the Consulate would be to issue identification cards to Mexicans living, both legally and illegally, in the U.S.

[kingzach04]

As Governor, Huckabee fought for in-state tuition and taxpayer funded scholarships for illegal immigrants. He opposed legislation to require proof of citizenship in order to obtain public benefits and to vote.

[kingzach04]

Mike Huckabee raised more taxes in 10 years in office than Bill Clinton did in his 12 years.

[kingzach04]

Why does The Arkansas Republican Assembly hate Huckabee and like Thompson makes you think.

[Cheneyeatsbabies]

this video is the closest i'll ever get to a tyler perry play

[RickyA1990]

Fred Thompson came in 3rd!!!!

He beat the surging McCain!

[theonlyemoslayer]

vote jackie boyles 08

[RustyCyler]

New Hampshire hates Jesus

[RogCBrand]

Oh! I just thought about it! Since Dodd dropped out, he's gone but Jackie and Dunlap are still going strong! That'll teach them not to mess with the boys!!!

:D

[corruptionbustr]

Check this video from a soldier here:

youtube (DOT) com/watch?v=5uk-T46soz8

[randywyatt2000]

theres black people in iowa

[bralen24]

Who's Joe Biden?... hehehe.

[daveyork0]

He is the very fine Democratic Party United States Senator from this here Great State of Delaware, dear sir.

Google 'Fightin' Joe Biden'.

Nobody laughs at a US Senator from Delaware .. twice.

[daveyork0]

These are the BASTARDS that killed Joe Biden's campaign. Never let them forget that.

Broyles, Dunlap/Dunlop, whatever your name is .. if you EVER plan on coming to Delaware from now on you better take your posse with you, boys, and we'll see you at the border.

NOBODY messes with Delaware like that.

[asdffd]

LMAO!

"We're fighting Joe Biden

We're bringing him down

La-La-La-La-La-LaLa-Laaaaaa"

Jackie 08 Now and FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daveyork0]

You shut your mouth.

These folks have made their bones with Delaware, mark my words.

Now, d'you want to be next??

[Randomambusher]

Screw Biden, he uses Republican framing.

[SOCKOR27]

Nobody messes with Deleware! OMG i didnt realize little Deleware was such a tough state lmao

[daveyork0]

We sure fought in the civil war on the side that KICKED ASS!

How about your state??

And, as I recall, one of the asses that we kicked in that one was, let me think ... Tennesee!!

Are you listening to -that- Travis/Broyles/Dunlap/Jonathan­?? You know what's good for you, you ain't even gonna FLY over Delaware no more: not with all them air safety 'incidents' you hear about so often in the news from time to time ;-)

[rundoetx]

And Ron Paul is still Climbing. Eat that Fox news.

RP..08

RundoeTX

[cobweb1989]

where that money going ?

you got a bra under that T shirt?

[proff1999]

'Oh, and Chris Dodd dropped out.'

'Who?? '

LOL

[DahuiHeeNalu]

RON PAUL REVOLUTION!!!!

[DrBones666]

Ron Paul.

Who?

[cookie2080]

I love you guys!!!!!!!

[NEOCON23]

good stuff boys keep it up

[RogCBrand]

Great as usual guys!!!

[usnationalist]

Ole Fred Came in 3rd.

[inuit2winuit]

tyler perry play...ha!

[sodie77]

Who!?! ha ha ha

[Christoffeltje]

Obama 4 PRESIDENT ....!!!!

[kingzach04]

(Very) possible senario... Huckabee wins Iowa, McCain wins New Hampshire, and Thompson wins South Carolina. Then its a wide open contest.

People in Iowa suck for not not voting for Thompson.

[HCelticPrincessness]

I am from Iowa and it was a pretty exciting night! 244,000 people showed up to light the way for the next president to the rest of you all. The wisdom of those Iowans!!! We do have a few blacks in Iowa, Jackie and Dunlap, so it was not the first time we have ever seen them. That is what is so great though! A guy with the heart of Obama could win a presumably racist state like Iowa!!! We are the moderates of the country not the radicals to either end, of course, I wish Hillary had done better.

[TracyInsomiac]

aaaw. Poor Joe Biden. couldn't get the R.S.U fan vote. Jackie for prez!!!!!

[spacekicker]

uh...fred came in third

[ByrdieFae]

"This is the closest I'm gettin' to a Tyler Perry play!" AHAHAHAHA GOLD.

[dobos420]

I'll vote for anybody that don't belong to the Elephant party. they need to be punished for what they have done to America the last eight years. cus it's all Fucked up now.

[grnxlt]

who controls the house and senate??? if you got the shitz you'd probably blame the republicans and bush for that too...

[Weaseldog2001]

We need to forget who controlled the House and Senate from 2001-2004.

We also need to forget that the Dems have been rolling over and giving Republicans everything they want since then.

What is important is whether blue or red is your favorite color. Ignore what the politicians actually do!

Oh look! There's Britney Spears kissing Paris Hilton!

[micheal34]

I almost pissed my pants laughing on that Obama and Tyler Perry joke!!!

Big Mystery.

[robertpina99]

Instead of thumbs down, please add a comment, people. This is not a he's wrong, I'm right contest.

[grnxlt]

i think the cave made of beer cans and duct tape comment kinda lost everyone

[robertpina99]

Analogy.

[hahayouarefunny]

"Instead of thumbs down, please add a comment, people. This is not a he's wrong, I'm right contest." - robertpina99

People are intellectually lazy.

Furthermore, I had also been thinking of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., and I'm sure others had been as well.

[spinnernet1]

i'm shocked by the Huckabee win. great video as always.

"take my money back if u gonna do that", lol.

[marcogreek]

The Clinton's are modern day plantation owners & just like blacks who stayed around on plantations AFTER the Civil War, today's black voters will stick around their current Massssaa's-The Clintons!

Keepin' them down & out, still on the farm, throwin' them a crumb every now & then.

[robertpina99]

I can't think of anyone who did more for poor blacks in this country since Roosevelt. Can you?

[marcogreek]

Maybe MLK...Heard of him???

Or - Are you really asking me what white person has done more for them...I live by the assumption that people can do for themselves, do you assume they "need" white people to do for them?

[robertpina99]

Well, if I grew up in a cave made of beer cans and duct tape and crawled out at the age of 21, I wouldn't care the color of the man that helped me. Amen.

[grnxlt]

that was perfectly said....;)

[grnxlt]

Rev. jesse jackson....lololol

[robertpina99]

My comment about who had done more for poor black in this country was meant to incite further discussion. If the thumbs down people would like to chime in, please do.

[grnxlt]

rosa parks

[marcogreek]

What's not widely reported are the raw numbers from Iowa. Republicans's out caucused Democrats around 10x. It is a Red State! The Democratic voters in Iowa (though few) are very liberal. The State is also close to 97% white, and liberal white's are Obama's strengh...No suprise. Wait till we come to a State with a large black population...Those poor & ignorant,mindless drones have been drinking the Kool Aid from White Dem's like the Clintons FOREVER...

[gdalpert]

"What's not widely reported are the raw numbers from Iowa. Republicans's out caucused Democrats around 10x. It is a Red State! The Democratic voters in Iowa (though few) are very liberal. "

Huh? 227k caucused on the Democratic side and 120k caucused on the Republican side. You're right, though, Iowa WAS a red state.

Sorry to impose reality into your world.

[robertpina99]

The electorate of my graduation class, of course.

[smittytimes]

Is that rubbing alcohol?

[robertpina99]

In highschool the unpopular kids got everyone to vote for the least likely candidate for highschool president so the front runner would lose. I'm just saying.

[bwilson32]

The new frontrunner, as far as the media and its owners are concerned, will be John McCain.

Those NH folks don't respond the same to candidates who "talk to Jesus".

The PTB will promote whatever candidate they have to in the moment in an attempt to block attention to Ron Paul, their arch enemy.

[robertpina99]

And some in my highschool kept screaming about Lonnie B. Gay--the popular but unelectable male cheerleader--long after people had made up their minds. Ah, highschool.

[bwilson32]

And what people would you be referring to?

[hahayouarefunny]

"The new frontrunner, as far as the media and its owners are concerned, will be John McCain." - bwilson32

Maybe eight years ago. People won't vote for Mr. Trigger Happy.

[robertpina99]

Can we just make this about being funny rather than politics?

[grnxlt]

agreed;)

[marcogreek]

How do "Unpopular" kids get ANYone to do ANYthing...They are UNpopular remember!!! Think before you type!!!

[robertpina99]

They had very convincing means--free gum, expensive gifts, extortion.

[Dormaphaea]

"...as close as I'll ever get to a Tyler Perry play..."

BWAhahahahahahaaaa....OMG. I love you guys.

Onward to New Hampshire, Hillary! You GO girl!

[d1mf1n]

Dunlap you shouldve just shut up and get the damn burgers.

[Weaseldog2001]

And now McCain says 100 years of war in Iraq, so long as there's no killin and dyin....

[hahayouarefunny]

"And now McCain says 100 years of war in Iraq, so long as there's no killin and dyin...." - Weaseldog2001

Is in anyone surprised that Mr. "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran" said this?

[river3782]

Budwiser!

[pdunny1920]

Nh hates jesus lol

[rijuco]

Dunlap - "oh and Chirs Dodd dropped out."

Jackie - "who..."

CLASSIC & BRILLIANT....love it...thanks for keeping us informed and entertained.

[smokymtcsw]

So Jackie works for McCain...interesting.

[THEREDNECKPEPI64]

five from the italian redneck!

[747dog]

One of these day,s...just one of these day,s...Jackie is gonna jerk a knot in Dunlap,s silly ass!!!!

[FrogJon]

Damn... Dunlap always has to ruin it!

[spikey1201]

haha New Hampshire hates Jesus

[feeknocks]

Haha what's up with the rubbing alcohol?

[dondee500k]

Anybody, BUT HILLARY, 4 PRES!

[paintedhorse1957]

Huckabee for President!

[paintedhorse1957]

gooooooooo Huckabee

[DarkDennis1961]

Ron Paul. Ron Paul.Ron Paul.Ron Paul.Ron Paul.

[AtheistCitizen]

Huckabee for "next door neighbor"

[paintedhorse1957]

gooooooooo Huckabee

[Nick25UM]

Who Would Jesus Bomb??

[skinnychef]

dunlap, you buzz kill! haha!

[CrucieFiction]

JOHN EDWARDS gave one hell of a great speech in Iowa!

youtube . com/watch?v=1gNaS4mvnwc

Let's give him the chance to help the middle class and the poor from the rampant profiteering machine of corporations. And our national health care DISGRACE demands universal health care so that corporations will no longer profit from the misery of people.