lol good stuff just surfing up on D&D because im supposed to be playing today and im really new at this, when i stumbled onto this..great stuff thumbs up
@ImprovAsylum Guys, the DM dictates what happens, PC's just provide actions and/or dialogue.
Example: Player1- "I sit on the bed" DM- "The bed depresses under your weight...AND THEN SOME ORCS BUST THROUGH THE DOOR!" Player1- "Oh shi- !! I grab my Great Axe and chop down the nearest mofo!" DM- "Roll to see if you're surprised" ....Yea...I could do this for hours...buuuut....nah. Anyways, DM controls the situation, Players react to it. (DM = GOD)
Very well done! I especially enjoyed the part where the 'Charlie Sheen' players says: "He has the strength of two and a half men." Very well done, indeed.
I was laughing so hard I started crying. I don't know why you guys are not millionaires and on tour. If you ever go on your come to Austin. I would defiantly go see you guys!
@JutaHacj Thank you. Luckily we have a team of nerds at our disposal ready at any moment to start a raid. In fact we're starting one right now. LEEEEERRRROOOOOOYYYYYYY JENNNNNKKKIIIINNNSSSSS!
I have nothing against this man, Charlie Sheen. Nevertheless this man parties without regard for the future, spends insane amounts of money to 'fix himself, he hires porn stars to look after his children and basically lives in his own little world where he 'wins' all the time.
Charlie Sheen is just another deluded Hollywood type who looks down on us and our 'ugly wives and ugly children'.
I wish that they would stop talking about this walking ego.
is he still having sex with me?
Qwerty80808 1 month ago
"and the strength of two and a half men" that made me lol more
SailorFaith 2 months ago
whats the music at 0:42?
CavernsandDemons 2 months ago
The Charlie Sheen method: Scream "winning" over and over again until everyone rolls their eyes and walks away to avoid the crazy. :)
LibraGamesUnlimited 3 months ago
"Ok, first of all, I'm a Paladin...not a troll" :(
TrNdke 4 months ago
I'm guessing you guys learned about D&D through the Community.
shagoosty 4 months ago
Nice Green Lantern shirt.
themasterofreality 5 months ago in playlist themasterofreality's Favorited Videos
fuckin charlie sheen... XD im suprised you didnt make him a cannibal.
xrabbidxhatesxchux 6 months ago
Well written! Very funny!
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Catattafish 6 months ago
That was hucking FILARIOUS!
TheMusicJunkie23 7 months ago
This is like that time I tried to run a Call of Cthulhu game and all my friends demanded to be allowed to play as great old ones.
darnpenguin 7 months ago
lol good stuff just surfing up on D&D because im supposed to be playing today and im really new at this, when i stumbled onto this..great stuff thumbs up
HonestOpinions4u 8 months ago
why did i stumble upon this....O_o
narutovegetaDboy 8 months ago
@narutovegetaDboy You said 'stumble'? Hmm, I think you lost your Reflex saving throw. You need to get more Dexterity.
Agent1W 6 months ago
And.....save or die!!!
hpasley34 3 months ago
I wonder if sheeny boy would appreciate this...? :D
MichaelHowrie 10 months ago
@MichaelHowrie Hard to say. It would involve sitting still and watching something for 3 minutes that he wasn't in. Plus no goddesses. :)
ImprovAsylum 10 months ago 5
You're driving me crazy with this. This is not how D&D is played... :( The concept had potential though... The last line was the best.
theshninja 10 months ago 5
@theshninja Sorry. We don't know how to play D&D. :( But we're all about potential and learning.
ImprovAsylum 10 months ago 2
@ImprovAsylum Guys, the DM dictates what happens, PC's just provide actions and/or dialogue.
Example: Player1- "I sit on the bed" DM- "The bed depresses under your weight...AND THEN SOME ORCS BUST THROUGH THE DOOR!" Player1- "Oh shi- !! I grab my Great Axe and chop down the nearest mofo!" DM- "Roll to see if you're surprised" ....Yea...I could do this for hours...buuuut....nah. Anyways, DM controls the situation, Players react to it. (DM = GOD)
jigaboon 7 months ago
@theshninja Homie, D&D is played however the DM decides it's played...Although, you're actually quite right after watching this for a while...
jigaboon 7 months ago
How'd you guys get Andy Richter to play Charlie Sheen?
Spydiggity 10 months ago
@Spydiggity tough negotiations. Plus Conan hadn't started yet, so we got him cheap. :)
ImprovAsylum 10 months ago 2
Very well done! I especially enjoyed the part where the 'Charlie Sheen' players says: "He has the strength of two and a half men." Very well done, indeed.
Rikunius999 10 months ago
@Rikunius999 Thanx! We really nailed it. :D
ImprovAsylum 10 months ago
Gay and Fake
BadgerBadger420 10 months ago 2
@BadgerBadger420 Real and straight. :)
ImprovAsylum 10 months ago
omg this is the best! "WINNING!"
NineTailsDemonFox 10 months ago
@NineTailsDemonFox At roleplaying games!
ImprovAsylum 10 months ago
@ImprovAsylum "Duh!" - Charlie Sheen
NineTailsDemonFox 10 months ago
VIRAL VIDEOS!!!! SEND EM TO YOUR FRIENDS! SEND EM TO YOUR FRIENDS FRIENDS!!! YEAH
TheBoston95 11 months ago
@TheBoston95 This should be the Rebecca Black follow up.
ImprovAsylum 10 months ago
I was laughing so hard I started crying. I don't know why you guys are not millionaires and on tour. If you ever go on your come to Austin. I would defiantly go see you guys!
TheBoston95 11 months ago
@TheBoston95 We would love to come to Austin! How do we make this happen!
ImprovAsylum 11 months ago
@JutaHacj Thank you. Luckily we have a team of nerds at our disposal ready at any moment to start a raid. In fact we're starting one right now. LEEEEERRRROOOOOOYYYYYYY JENNNNNKKKIIIINNNSSSSS!
ImprovAsylum 11 months ago
Charlie Sheen channels the Old Spice Guy through the smell of Chuck Norris.
428ghost 11 months ago
@428ghost And the erratic movement of the Numa Numa guy.
ImprovAsylum 11 months ago
Why are they still sending 2 and ½ men! This is way better...meaning that this is good or allmost good...
MVHH
HarriHaffi 11 months ago
@HarriHaffi We should get 3 million a video!
ImprovAsylum 11 months ago
Charlie Sheen is too fucking cool!!!
chocomunky128 11 months ago
@chocomunky128 He might be just a little bit too cool.
ImprovAsylum 11 months ago
You win for using ultima sound FX.
clownshoes42 11 months ago
@clownshoes42 Winner winner chicken dinner!
ImprovAsylum 11 months ago
I have nothing against this man, Charlie Sheen. Nevertheless this man parties without regard for the future, spends insane amounts of money to 'fix himself, he hires porn stars to look after his children and basically lives in his own little world where he 'wins' all the time.
Charlie Sheen is just another deluded Hollywood type who looks down on us and our 'ugly wives and ugly children'.
I wish that they would stop talking about this walking ego.
darthspeaks 11 months ago
@darthspeaks So true... so, uh... did you like the video? :D
ImprovAsylum 11 months ago
Thank you for this, so very, very much.
Goblinkatie 11 months ago
@Goblinkatie You are the most welcome.
ImprovAsylum 11 months ago
nice one, Winning,.
oneleftshoe21 11 months ago
@oneleftshoe21 Adonis DNA.
ImprovAsylum 11 months ago
This is funny but, OK, have you guys ever really played Dungeon and Dragons?
imkluu 11 months ago 15
@imkluu Oh boy... okay... well... we watched an episode of Community once. :D
ImprovAsylum 11 months ago 6
@imkluu Yeah, it's kinda obvious that they haven't. :-/ Fake-Nerd Sense Tingling!
punchingjudy 11 months ago
I lold
Waitareyouserious 11 months ago
@Waitareyouserious We lold you so.
ImprovAsylum 11 months ago 2
If I don't see this on Ray William Johnson I'll be shocked. It's that great lmao
MrKamasimon8 11 months ago
@MrKamasimon8 What is Ray William Johnson? Is this someone we should be worshipping?
ImprovAsylum 11 months ago
I couldn't love that last line more
kjersteno 11 months ago
@kjersteno It's pretty much the greatest thing since the show was taken off the air. :D
ImprovAsylum 11 months ago