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  • cheezburger(dot)com/Winkekatze­/lolz/View/5787986944

    its a assault meme pls like it :D

  • Hold on a sec the assassin is a chik how could I miss that more lil ass ass in

  • ever since they patched the assassin to where you cant go invisible while back stabbing, i stopped playing. that was CRUCIAL to the assassins abilities. People just bitched cuz they didn't think it was fair, but in a game like this theres never gonna be a 100% balanced match.

  • @YaikonMetal I manage Assassin just fine without that cheap crutch garbage like you use to do when cloaking while stabbing was a thing. Go farm bot kills and juice on someone's turrets if you can't prove useful in any other way. I guess we're better of if you "stopped playing" just because an exploit was dealt with.

  • @MrAnders0n2 Touche', i suppose i just viewed it as them nerfing the assassin.

  • @YaikonMetal Sorry if that seemed incredibly abrasive; just keep in mind that that wasn't just aimed at you. A lot of people hold the same "assassin was nerfed!!!" opinion and it drives me insane, as well as the people complaining about airstrike respawn time being slower for the support, saying that was a nerf as well.

  • i just dont get it, in every game i play almost in monday night combat, when im the assassin and i kill everyone, they say assassin is for noobs... assassin is complete shit if you dont know how to play it, she dies in almost no hit

  • 0:23

    What the hell were those sphere things?

  • @Joshslick Those were more flashy projectiles shot from Blackjacks; Uber had to tone down those effects since it was messing with the game's framerate or something.

  • The Assassin is way more better than Pit Girl.

  • where is this from?

  • Hi,

    what´s this for a song ?

    pls answer !!!!

    your Lyso :D

  • @Lyso1990

    Monday Night Combat Soundtrack - Assassin Scouting Report Theme

    pretty tight theme :D

  • TF2 Spy's Great Great Granddaughter

  • I wished I had the background music of this trailer :C as well as Sniper's

  • 0:45 Derp

  • I'm glad an online shooter game that I enjoy playing FINALLY put a female character in it. Unfortunately I'm terrible at that type of play style so I cant actually use her =/

  • Hold on a sec... The assult is a dude? How did I miss that?

  • Pause at 1:00 the assassin always gets her way with men ;)

  • I so need a TF2 spray of 1:05 Who's with me?

  • slap slap slap

  • the pit girl is calling her ugly she calling her hot

  • black guy is high as fuck

  • Jealous Pitgirl is jealous.

  • Dont worry Assault,I missed she was a chick too before friends broke it to me.

  • 1. my favorite class in mnc is assasin

    2. my favorite class in tf2 is scout

    They're both awesome :D

  • Aside from her ass

    Is anyone addicted to the awesome music?

  • @manolo126126 I want this music standalone, I keep listening to it over and over

  • @manolo126126 yep. WHERE IS A SOUNDTRACK UBER!?

  • This music went perfectly with this video

  • Kasumi Goto?

  • Combine two of the most deadliest classes from TF2, Scout and Spy and you get Assassin.

  • @insight1337 well omfgninja proves spy is ownage...and im a damn good spy too...but i havent seen anyone who plays scout well who is not better at other classes

    but the scout is powerful with poly set and great at quick capping

  • @TheEvalButterfree Spy is a terrible, close to useless class along with Pyro, and Scout is up there with the likes of Demo, Soldier and Medic.

  • @thelittlestseal Hey, a voice of sensibility.

  • @TheEvalButterfree The scout is the best class in general for non-pub play. You may want to watch actual good players play, since then you'd know spy is hit unless you backstab only once, die, and then reswitch to any of the main classes of competitive TF2.

  • @Iced1992 yeah prob true but i dont like clans and my friends who play tf2 have laggy as comps and im so much better than em anyway so i play pub

    but yeah its hard for a pro spy to do well because the only way a spy can be credit to team is through mistakes by enemys

  • @insight1337 of course thats how :D

    but where'd they come up wit the girl...wait

    oh i see why (maybe just incase any girls play dis XD)

  • Rofl, when the assassin used the smoke bomb the Support was gonna shit himself.

  • Damn, this game was on Steam on sale for so long and I didn't know it can be so fun.

  • @masterofre51 alright assassin but she looks like a space ninja right :) ?

  • She is basically the female equivalent of Grey Fox from the Metal Gear series.

    Not that i am complaining!

  • Is it me or does the Support in the first seconds of the video look buffed?

  • awesome! a ninja class :D

  • @levipwndHD assassin :|

  • I haven't been playing for long, but so far my favorite is gunner. Been using a Golden Accuracy Endorsement, and it just steamrolls pros, expecially once you get double cannons.

    But sometimes, there are snipers on the that piss me off. (apparently the headshot shield for gunner is broken) That's where my second favorite comes in - the assassin. It's so fun switching to assassin to repeatedly backstab that sucker. Soon enough he's focusing more on finding me than headshotting my teammates.

  • lol the snipers a n00b, get outta my arena

  • "The assassin is a chick? How did I miss that?"

  • i bet the assasin can kill that lady in the beggining with no problem

  • i KNEW assassin had too much of an ass to be a boy!

  • any one notice that the assaults eyes are blood shot lol

  • @96spike Almost all have bloodshot eyes. Must not get much sleep.

  • I want this on pc!!

  • 0:39 I nearly forgot that the Assassin is a ruthless killer.

  • Recently started playing assassin, it's not too bad when you have the right endorsements and all.

    Assaults surprisingly are the only players I have trouble with, considering their charge and speed. Tanks are somewhat annoying, but a smoke bomb makes it easy to run since Tanks are one of (if not, the) slowest class.

    Gunners are really fun to annoy and piss off, mashing the X button won't save your life. A back grapple with the dagger won't kill him, so then I just lunge before they can slam. XD

  • anyone who desnt like [some class] is becouse u just dont know how to play. i play as evry class and i switch between them if im assassin agains a gunner im out manuver him maby sneak around get a kill or slice at his back if he's deployed [but] if im the gunner id lissen out for the cloak use my slam or if someone is slising at my back while im deployed id hold (A) and give them a little surprise by using my jetback as a flamethrower and burn anyone stupid enoth to sneak up behind me... so fun

  • @Guineapig300n60 i 100% agree

    i hate the assult cause im not good with it

  • The assassin annoys the hell out of me in this game, there you are minding your own business, next thing you know, you have one of the fuckers taking you out instantly. I mean you can't even stand in your own base without someone cloaking in your own base and taking a cheap kill.......Gunner all the way

  • @kelvincmd16 Lol as if theyre class isnt cheap all they do is slam the ground continously if anybody gets near them. If you dont like this class then stfu and get off this page faggot.

  • @cornking6 you and the assassin's cause suck on george bush's cock faggot bitch.....i kill people by shooting them, not turning invisible and hide in a lil corner like a bitch.....i only use the slam to stop the gay assassin's from getting near me with their cheap kills........fuck off you dick diddling, peanut briddling homo

  • @kelvincmd16 Too bad slam is easily countered by the simple action of JUMPING. Cry some more, please, it's fun to watch little kids try to act tough by spouting out curse words.

  • @kelvincmd16 LOL what you just said made no sense at all. All you did was curse. Get back to school dickweed.

  • @cornking6 it made perfect sense asswipe, learn how to read

  • Assassin doesn't supply any tactical advantage, it's just an annoyance, when you're trying to play the game, you just get backstabbed.

  • @Marcusl33t

    Just like the Spy in TF2? Well, I think they both are pretty Vital in Espionage and Infiltration.

  • @ZombieJakeinator But the assassin is only offensive.

  • @Marcusl33t totally agree. Also, ive only seen a handful of people actually have a positive kill death ratio at the end of the game when theyre assissins, theyre just down to die for that one kill

  • So many noobish assassins make the good ones look bad, all they can do is grapple and don't realize or they are just to scared to use there sword and lunge.

  • Support is the best. Who needs to go outside the base anyway? I am perfectly fine with sitting back and buffing my teammates.

  • @captainrexproduction Support is my favorite as well, along with gunner

  • people say most over powered but when they play them they are going negative 18 something lol

  • just so long as she keeps that mask on i dont care what she looks like

  • @MazunaLegacy What if shes not ugly? :P

  • @spaceweirdoes818 then she can still keep the mask on: it's sexy

  • 0:10-0:14 Lies I say lies!

  • geez, ppl sure throw fits and talk trash over classes and the weapons ppl use, kinda embarrassing

  • THE ASSASSIN IS A TRAP!She also sucks, because all people do with her online is grab you, and shit like seriously only perverted faggots with no skill uses this piece of shit.I realized that people that use this piece of trash is never at the top of the list when the match is over.She sucks that bad.

  • @kirby124543 That's the people who play it that suck, not the actual class. The actual class is damn good at killing bots if someone smart is playing it.

  • @kirby124543

    Sounds like you just got caught not paying attention. More often than not, if you actually spot the assassin coming, you can easily survive if you know what to do. Jump and fly with assault, ground pound with gunner if she's close (minigun if she's not since...well, MINIGUN), light 'er up with the tank's main gun and use the rocket dash to increase distance, use the spy's traps to freeze her in place. Support has shotgun and turret. It's not that hard.

  • @SethWynd Yeah that's pretty much how I end up getting killed when I play assassin. You just gotta pay attention to 'em

  • @nightpriestess2

    The best part is you can actually spot the noobish ones a mile away. They will refuse to attack you with anything but a backstab or, if they're really desperate and you're a lightly armored class (sniper), a grapple from the front. This makes them laughably easy to kill, and I even took out two of them as an assassin in a single fight, since none of them could do anything but try to grab me. The good ones are flat out terrifying though, and may even blind before they grapple.

  • @SethWynd Actually, when I first started using the assassin, I was so noobish I couldn't even grapple them. :p Then I figured out the dash does a lot of damage if done right(it even one hit kills sometimes).

  • @SethWynd I know fucktard i figured it out already i use assualt and could pwn all of u xbox fanboys

  • @kirby124543 The assassin doesn't suck at all. I always am the assassin, and I am usually near the top of the list. I also am usually the one who does the most damage to the other team's money ball

  • repeat 1:04 for epic fun

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  • I've played both of them 2 and really all these comparisons with Team Fortress 2 is just stupid because it just has a similar art style. So what? Both games are f*cking awsome and both the spy are awesome. So if you like the spy more, great. If you like the assassin more, great.

  • Just one night... one night in bed with her :D

  • OWNED XD

  • That assassin is not a spy

  • DAT ASS

  • what are thay saying in the beginning of th video? i've listened like 4 times ans still don't understand

    sry i'm no english and i kinda suck at understanding dialogues(and maybe writing too duh...)

  • @Italianchef26

    She says: That girl is uglier than a tree full of possums, bless her heart.

    I disagree! :D

  • @spartannoah i disagree to :3

  • totally buying the full game

  • fuckin love my assassin.

  • She's all i play as  :D

  • I'd hit that...

  • There's allway one Black person in every game why can't ther be two or a team full of black guys and one wight guy?

  • @mryumpie Because the game wouldn't get past the Xbox review board...

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  • BONK! No wait...

  • @SawmanZ Idiot. Stop flaming this game. If we flamed any games that looked similar, we'd have nothing to play. You can't just go "OMG! MNC IS SO TF2!" To be honest, I've seen the reviews for it and the gameplay. It's nothing like TF2. Just like how Digimon is nothing like Pokemon, even though every dumbass that won't watch the series just to prove they're right or wrong says it is.

  • alright, time to troll :3

    the assassin is the most over-used, noob, annoying class in the game

    it's cheap, no skill, wasted class in a great game

    i choose the assault class, cuz its balanced n' i like that it was so bad i was playing with an opposing team w/ 4 of them!?! like WTF!!! so MNC players, please use a different class that actually uses some work 2 it, fuck assassins!!!

  • @PhantomBerserk Assassin or Sniper is probably what I'll use...

  • @PhantomBerserk The assassin class is a very difficult class. The hit detection for back stabs is just God awful. It's incredibly difficult to get a back stab while running, and most people will notice an assassin once it's close. And many times perfect back stabs don't even insta-kill!

  • @ninetails593

    ok, then say if the dood has upgraded the dash/cloaking ability all the way, cloak then by the time hes ready to backstab, i dont realize and get fucked over...

    its just that the other classes r easier to use, but the assassin is a cheap-shot class thats so overused, cuz of the stupid class, my deaths always come up 2 my kills

  • @PhantomBerserk Um, most points that I can make against your statement have already been made in my previous comment, horrible hit detection, incredibly hard to pull off, and not always and instant kill. Not cheap in any way.

  • @PhantomBerserk actually assult is cheap all they do charge you and anyways assasin is not overused usually im the only one on my team who is one and 2 assassin has very low armor easy kill probably the most skill needed to get used to that class because its not always 1 hit kill(unless from back which is sometimes hard to do) grapples take long time to recharge and the regular strike sorta sucks, very hard to get juice

  • @Calgaryrocks16 i agree. i think that assult is the most overpowered simply because of his charge. but then again, sniper has traps...and the two heavy units can mount which does a large amount of extra damage... overall the game is so unbalanced between the classes, and thats what balances the game.

  • Shit... I thought she was a boy.

  • HAI-OOOOO

  • im glad the assault guy is black he's awesome ^_^

  • @itsadam95  LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Am I the only person who can't kill anybody with this class. I have serioulsy cloaked, come up behind another assassin and grabbed them yet they still lived!!! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!

  • only times i die when fully upgraded assasin is when i try to rape a gunner from behind when all of a sudden, hes attacked by what i like to call a "failsassin" in which an idiot runs at him without a cloak and trys to knife him to death, the gunner then does a body slam to push him away, also damaging me and sending me flying, either off the map or next to an enemy, then they can see me and shoot the crap outa me.

  • Assassin is like spy from Team Fortress and with almost the same abilitys

  • @403988 not at all fucktard spy disguised themselves as the other team assasins turn invisible,,-_-

  • @WhoTehFuckCares CLAM DOWN

  • @spellsman4 Clam down? I Think you mean calm down in that case shut the fuck up

  • @403988 yeah because she can turn into the other teams players. Im sick and tired of you all comparing this game to team fortress, there is no similarity's at all but the artwork.

  • @403988 The spy is dismal compared to the Assassin. The assassin moves much faster than the spy even without dashing, she can take enough damage to cloak and retreat, her cloak is much harder to see through, and it charges quickly enough to actually serve more than a one time use.

  • @ninetails593 I'm guessing your not a very good spy :P The spy is WAY better the the assassin! Lets say that you are facing a large group of enemys, the assassin can do a grapple on one of them (not a gauranteed kill) and it takes so long to do this! It takes about 3 to 5 seconds and you can take damage while doing a grapple. So lets say you pull off one kill, well that's great because your not doing another one thanks to the cooldown.Thus making the assassin a suicide class!

  • @ZombieMonkey7 Well let's say that you're a GOOD Assassin! You cloak and make your way behind them, assassinate the support, cloak, and move away. Next, you drop into the middle of the crowd, smoke bomb, and retreat. After two of three have been killed in battle, you assassinate the last of them, the end. And even if it were three or four on one, you simply use your powerful dash attack, making you hard to hit, whilst doing much damage. And okay, what would the spy have done? He would have died.

  • @ninetails593 no. he would have back stabbed all of them before they knew what hit them. no recharge time required.

  • @ninetails593 You know what a spy would have done? He just would have backstabed them all in one swoop and the enemy won't even have a chance to blink let alone attack. The assassin might be faster and stronger (in terms of attack) then the spy, but the spy use deception and lighting fast reflexes to take out entire teams, if you know how to use him

  • @ZombieMonkey7 He would have backstabbed one, the screams would alert the rest, and he would be mutilated. And even if the scream didn't happen, like it does in TF2, that attack really isn't very fast. The spy's only method of deception is his disguise, and everybody instantly figures him out when he doesn't go off on his own, the Assassin is faster, stronger, tougher, and better. I have played as both of them, unlike you.

  • @ninetails593 I have played both of them too the only diffrence is that assassins are or noobs and spys are for skilled players :P

  • @ZombieMonkey7 "The spy is WAY better the the assassin!" That proves that you do not have intimate knowledge of each character. And yes, Assassins are nooby, if you consider noobs people that have to avoid most detection from other players to get a 1 in 5 chance for an insta-kill that may not even insta-kill. And look, the Assassin and the spy are the same, the Assassin can't disguise, the spy is slow as shit, the Assassin has horrible backstab detection, the spy is horrible in most aspects.

  • @ZombieMonkey7 And yes, refer to my comment made 1 day ago, which shows why the Assassin is far better than the spy in most ways.

  • @ZombieMonkey7 I will say it takes more to be disguised and still pull off kills but besides that its exactly the same if not harder to be an assassin because of all the anti-classes.

  • 0:40 She is standing on the wall

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  • assassin FTW

    

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  • how do you do the slap grapples? never seen those before

  • @onikazeryu you have to equip the shruiken weapon and hit LT

  • Anyone have a good custom assasin template? Cant seem to find a good one message me

  • i wish the assassin could have dual daggers, something like a rouge on wow would be cool. but yea i love assassin otherwise :D

  • At ):19 she slapped him for agreing she was ugly with the refere

  • I choose the assassin girl or not she is badass

  • dat ass

  • Assassin is just annoying...

  • @jingenoske basically use it and immidaley jump =D

  • soo when u use smoke bomb u jump higher??

  • @jingenoske yessir just remember to jump afterwards lol

  • @jingenoske yes

  • It would be sweet if they took the current Assassin, made it a male, took the stupid kunai out of her hands along with the katana, and formed it around Agent 47. Now that's an assassin worth playing.

  • @DrKr0wbar female assassins ftw

    

  • @MotigEx GLHF trying to disguise yourself to infiltrate a highly guarded facility while you have tits. I'm sure the majority of the guards are definitely female.

    Oh, wait.

  • @DrKr0wbar well she can become invisible so tits or not she's not going to be seen

  • Is this Team Fortress 2?

  • @LaurenceTristan same creators

  • TALI !

  • @xlaider you mean Talis lost sister =P

  • @xlaider LOL kinda the same xD

  • I hated assassin at first but now it's one of my favs next to Gunner.

  • Your black and your eyes are red, how did I miss that?

  • @Sandman11552 Hm Hm Hm...She'd kill you Spoogeling before THAT ever happens, have you seen that hardware?

  • Hold on....The robot's aren't really players? How did I miss THAT?

  • i'd tap that..?

  • @spoogeling Nice ass I'll give her that XD

  • i honstly dnt no y but this is kinda addicting to watch i srsly dnt no y

  • im wondering if it worth to pay for it or not

  • @0987654a5 me, and my friends got it a few hours ago, we really enjoy it, but thats just us. Crossfire is INSANE, and the Blitz mode seems easy, but anything above round 10+ is hard for the three of us lol.

  • the heavy would own the assasin and be all like back in the kitchenz

  • Hey ill feel right at home since im a rogue in world of warcraft :D

  • JUST LAY YOUR WEAPONS DOWN AND WALK AWAY!