Vodka Martini, Shaken, Not Stirred

[KungfuCow5]

"James Bond is drinking a weak martini and being snooty about it." - President Bartlet.

[Nanostarification]

Honestly I can imagine him having a conversation with someone and all of a sudden he says screaming " it's stirred!!"

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

Haha, the TWINE one was my favourite Bond martini moment ever! (stabs the guys tie while taking a sip)

[eLLp619]

This could also be called "How the James Bond Movies Started to Fall Off"

[Ch1Frequency]

I love Daniel Craig as James Bond

[msudreaming]

Best line: "Do I look like I give a damn?!?"

[ZOMBIETH44]

Jeez so picky

[ZeldaFoxEars]

James Bond happens to be ageless.

[junkyturd]

The dude want's a white russian

[ManTheBell]

0:38 shaken, not stirred.

James bonds mind: holy crap she can read my mind

[legendofzeldaalways]

Daniel Craig you sonofabitch you fucking wrecked it you asshole!!!

[charlieiscool1000]

@legendofzeldaalways Shut the fuck up with the hate Daniel Craig is a great Bond he is much closer to the character of Bond than people realise its not all about glamour and jokes every second.

[neutralhero999]

The last one made me spew out my stirred martini. XD

[cj62392]

wtf daniel craig? YOU BLEW IT!

[EdwardNygma1]

@cj62392 I know, wtf.

[ethanB612]

It's okay with me if James wants his martinis shaken, but don't have the bartenders respond as if it's expected. You don't fucking shake martinis, unless they're the fruity girly shit kind.

[etakspaehceht]

a martini, shaken and stirred.

[aplayaz2000]

3 measures of gordon's

1 of vodka

half a measure of kina lillet

shake it over ice and add a thin slice of lemon peel

[WWOLFwts]

Combine this with "The Bartender Hates You"

[JohnKulo]

Daniel Craig was the best :D "Do I look like I give a damn?"

[WarThug13]

0:46 I feel like he is talking to himself

[khanpreston1]

great!

[MichaelofTravers]

After sixty years of ordering the same thing, no wonder he doesn't give a damn.

[simpletruths10]

MARTINIS ARE ORIGINALLY MADE WITH GIN,,,,

[Amlethusful]

@simpletruths10 he spent too long time as Russian mole, that's why they keep sending him to suicide missions

[kr192101]

Daniel Craig - Vodka Martini.

Waiter - Shaken, sir?

Daniel Craig - I don't give a damm!

:D I love it!

[kr192101]

@kr192101 correction

Daniel Craig Do I look like I give a damn. Sounds like I don't give a damn.

[mahavishnuxc]

@kr192101 see, he says that now, but when he takes a sip of the "Stirred" vodka martini....he'll send it back.

[wagley9779]

hes not that secret when he orders martinis

[mahavishnuxc]

1. Sean Connery

2. Daniel Craig

3. Roger Moore

The only 3 men who can play THE ROLE.

[Turkey47217]

@mahavishnuxc you kiddin' me Pierce Brosnan is good too

[mahavishnuxc]

@Turkey47217 oh he's great, but these are my top 3.

[47mrcool]

why casino royale is boring movie.i have it one avi file & i am trying my best to get entertained but daneil craig is boring & dont have the bond feel..

[47mrcool]

Brosnans was the best

[TheOnComingStorm121]

Technically at 1:07 he orders a Vesper, not a Vodka Martini.

[Bunigiri]

Daniel Craig all the way. ;)

[shakennotstirred17]

Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred.

[zim1910]

''Vodka?" ''Ofcourse"

[TheInsideOutHouse]

Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond

[JVinci16]

shhttiirrddd....

[Durhandoni80]

0:47 David Caruso impression by bond

[Johanvideo525]

1:07 what the best one

[DarkLord501Z]

frak daniel craig

[gamoore2]

It's always 5 O'clock somewhere....

[Mrmegapj]

@gamoore2 this isn't true, with the time differences, the hours change not the minuts..

[Mrmegapj]

@Mrmegapj *minutes

[xPETEY23x]

its almost 1am... is it bad to consider this an aspiration this late??

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

Isn't it enough to just say shaken and not shaken, not stirred

[jazzx251]

@TheRitchardgaleHater

No.

ALL Martinis are stirred, without exception (or were before James Bond appeared).

He was making it crystal clear to the barman that, on no account, was his drink to be stirred in the usual fashion.

Also - the barman might shake his drink - and then stir it in the usual way. That's not what he wants.

[MadJackLightning]

0:51 You never give Double-O seven a stirred Vodka Martini!

[Nacha255]

@TheLawOfParsimony That's what confidence is all about. It's not about doing what the world acknowledges as best, it's about doing what YOU like best and acting like there's no doubt of its superiority. James Bond has confidence in spades, and therefore no one really cares what his martini actually tastes like. He convinces you that whatever he's drinking MUST be the coolest drink in the world.

[sonnetxi]

blonde bond dont give a damn

[TheZooBoy111]

Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, and Daniel Craig FTW!!! :D

[30inventionman]

hahahahahaha

[RoadRunnerDrummerJD]

At the end in the Daniel Craig clip, in the time it takes him to say 'do I look like I give a damn', he could have just said 'shaken' or 'stirred'. Quicker & that way you get what you want?

Oh well suppose comedy is sometimes inexplicable.

[TheZorseWhisperer]

@RoadRunnerDrummerJD he was pissed so he didnt give a damn

[zaniwilson]

i said not stirred blud!

[AraArsenJan]

He just lost over a million dollars worth of money WOULD YOU GIVE A DAMN!?!?! I don't think so, just give the damn drink you idiot!!

[SuperHeroMania]

"Do I look like I give a damn"

LMAO

[CoolasAC007]

Hawaiian Punch... shaken not stirred

[94samboy]

apple juice, shaken, with a straw

[Decafe3488]

Yes, 007 Style should be Shaken ... Yummy

[viewsview]

@Decafe3488 It said while moving the glass watch for which direction(sideways) the ice would sink (move downwards).

[rdsxluvrynkyhatr]

Has anyone actually tried the vesper martini?

[Vicbartender1990]

@rdsxluvrynkyhatr yeah, I'd say it's second only to the Goliath of a drink, the Gin martini. pre-prohibition of course. 

[AraArsenJan]

@rdsxluvrynkyhatr I've never had the Vesper martini, but one time I said 3 measure of seagrims gin because they didn't have gordons gin, 1 measure of grey goose vodka, half a measure of vermouth because they didn't carry Lilla blanc so vermouth is the substitute for Lilla, and then I said shake it over ice and add a thin slice of lemon peel!! lol

[MunteanuLeon]

-Vodka Martini

-Shaken or Stirred?

-Do i look like a give a damn? This is a classic one..

[Crusism]

Samuel L. Jackson as James Bond

"Shaken, not stirred motherfucker."

[SnoBlackMelbkour]

@Crusism You forgot the exclamation point.

[Lighteningpictures]

Actually I'll have a Dr Pepper. Ice cold, not shaken and not stirred thank u very much lol

[abhiginimav]

vodka martini sir? no, just a coke please, i'm driving/flying/shooting tonight.

[LORDEZE7]

Vodka Martini, stirred not shaken motherfuckers!!!!!!!!

[sk8tafrnk]

do i look like i give a damn!?

[sassui90]

Casino barman "A vodka martini sir?"

Bond "*sigh* im thinking about a soda this time"

[iraqilynn]

Daniel Craig is the best... he deserves one of those claps that build up, you know start slow then become faster! LOL

[Tommy7009]

Vodka Martini, Shaken, Not Stirred... so help me god if its stirred

[Malthizar]

Bartender: Shaken or stirred?

Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?!

[bret765me]

Did he ever try a shaken Appletini?

[Vicbartender1990]

@bret765me no cuz james bond is a man.

[Bcm80]

would your drink shaken or stirred? Do i look like I give a damn lol

[heatblast569]

lol at the last one

[JamesB12003]

elrapido5150 i drunk a martini shaken let me just say this it is strong as fuck and it gets you into a flirty mood

but it might not work like that

[Keoini]

correct me if I'm wrong, but i don't think James Bond order a "vodka martini, shaken, not stirred" in Quantum of Solace

[Bcm80]

@Keoini Nope he orders it exactly like he orders the 2nd to last drink. You know a mixture with a thin slice lemon.

[SnakeOnAPlane]

@Keoini No he doesn't, he has a Vesper cocktail as he invented in Casino Royale.

[rockandstroll]

I heard James Bond never flushes the toilet, because he doesn't like it stirred, but always has a shaken willy after.

[Demonicnemesis]

i bet if you gave James Bond vodka martini stirred and not shaken he will shoot you with his Walther p99 pistol

[MrSinantra]

@Demonicnemesis i thought maybe his pp7

[britcrit09]

Put together in a montage, and it just becomes really cheesey!

[madbicyclist]

Daniel Craig made it even better. "Shaken or stirred?" "Do I look like I give a damn?"

[Rvd420WHAT]

"Do I look like I give damn?" OF COURSE YOU DO!!!! and WHY? Because you are FREAKIN JAMES BOND thats why!!!!!

[JBartlett09]

0:54 was class, beatin the shit outta someone n casually gettin his shaken not stirred vodka martini

[leafyutube]

Pierce Brosnan is a stiff.

[Pinesol131]

No one tops Connery in this department.

[leafyutube]

@Pinesol131

I agree, Connery is so far above the rest, it's embarrassing.

[simond10]

It was originally "Stirred not Shaken" (in the books), It was meant to reflect Bonds mood. But the movies dumbed it down because it sounds better.

[Karletto555]

do i look like i give a damn?

[xeractus]

Kina Lillet doesn't exist any more.

[kitsa42]

@xeractus - No, Kina Lillet doesn't exist but simple "Lillet" does. You can get a bottle of it for about a little under $20 bucks at BevMo. Very much worth the price.

[larmeh]

Actually, I like Craigs performance best. Brosnan and Moore were very good though, too.

[alexis6996]

Craig ruined everything

[XxDrevokxX]

- Vodka Martini

- Shaken or stirred

- Do I look like I give a damn?

That was the best one LOL

[jazzx251]

@XxDrevokxX

I agree - really funny. So snarky to the barman (you can tell he was in a bad mood after losing $10 million to a terrorist at poker)

[The12Child]

@XxDrevokxX That is the worst.

[reptongeek]

@XxDrevokxX The funniest thing I found about the first Daniel Craig one was two or three other people order it as well

[XxDrevokxX]

@reptongeek Haha. yeah, that was hilarious. And after all of them have ordered it, La chiffre says something like "can we go back to playing poker?" and the american CIA agent says "someone´s in a hurry".

[reimagined]

Wait a minute!

In Dr. No, Bond is served a "Dry Martini, lemon peel, shaken not stirred", then asks if it contains vodka. Wouldn't that be a weird martini? Both gin and vodka? Vodka Dry Martini?

[jazzx251]

@reimagined

That, my friend, is called a "Vesper".

In Casino Royale (both book and movie), Bond orders this drink for the first time and names it after the new love of his life.

[reimagined]

My vote is for Brosnan in Goldeneye.

[jamieblond1]

Make mine shaken AND stirred.

Btw.....candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!

[Remington61189]

Goege Lazenby was the only bond who never order or had a Vodka Martini

[NottinghamForest22]

1:08 - 1:16 cool.

[s4perl]

Ownage

[GFireGeno]

0:46

Great scene

1:16

True

[AnimeGirl4233]

ahhhh.....

Luv Daniel Craig's one...

[opbv777]

do u have this video in better resolution? I would be interested to get just part with Sean Connery.

[kirkjamestkirk]

In "you only live twice " Bond's contact mistakenly gave him a Vodka Martini Stirred not shaken...Bond, ever the gentleman and not wanting to cause his polite host embarrassment brushes it off, telling his host it's perfect

[2ndltalfredludlow]

Whow, honor blackman(0:20) looks great in that black costume :)

[ysbaddaden2003]

Interesting how Timothy Dalton is about the only Bond not constantly seen in a tux.

I think in the sequel he never said the line although Pam Bouvier did, when she had to order one for him.

There was one scene with Connery in something like a Nehru jacket and Moore with an open collar shirt a'la 1970's.

Craig's line was just stupid. Casino Royale was the book that introduced the line.

[SRG9523]

DANIEL CRAIG!!

[Uchih4C1oud]

Pierce Brosnans charisma is the most worthy of called Bond. Also like Daniel Craig, not as much charm though, but still very good.

[manowar590]

lol I like Craig

[markuszv1]

The superspy usually orders a "vodka martini, shaken, not stirred," .But DANIEL CRAIG quotes exactly from the IAN FLEMING novel ordering "three measures of Gordon's (gin), one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice. Then add a thin slice of lemon peel." ^_^

[superboys9]

craig does it the worst i mean all james bond's ask for shaken not stirred thats the whole point of the think and craig just dosent give a damn

[jazzx251]

to be fair - he's just lost 10 million dollars at poker.

[stoppitnow20032006]

pointless

[BigNibble10]

0:53 is pwn

[brewtality101]

pierce brosnan does it the best for sure.

[XvUchihaSasukevX]

Craig makes a damn good bond

[badturkali]

the best quotation ever made in history of cinema

[DarkProphet94]

has james bond ever gotten his drink and yelled Hey! This is STIRRED!

[Advancedgod]

@DarkProphet94 That's one of the things James Bond will never say. Together with 'HAHAHA, you know, I honestly thought you said your name was Pussy Galore,' and 'Q, have I ever told you how much I appreciate your hard work?'

[GFireGeno]

@DarkProphet94

"Take this back you better shake this time! Do you know who I am?"

Add ionic name catchphrase

[rdsxluvrynkyhatr]

@DarkProphet94 haha, probably!

[alluurpo]

@DarkProphet94 rofl

[mahavishnuxc]

@DarkProphet94 maybe. maybe not. maybe fuck yourself.

[DarkProphet94]

@mahavishnuxc a Departed reference in a James Bond scene....awesome

[bieli0]

@DarkProphet94 just about to say that... still funny

[nerfman2227]

@DarkProphet94 if someone ever stirred it, they would get killed by bond

[checkfoldcallraise]

@DarkProphet94 well the guy getting manhandled @ 0:50 is the first and last bartender that ever stirred his martini LOL!

[BusterSaber]

@DarkProphet94 yeah,yhe guy at 0:50 brought him a Stirred,not shaken Martini.

[Nacha255]

@DarkProphet94 @DarkProphet94 In the 1967 Bond movie You Only Live Twice, Bond's host hands him a martini and tells him that it's "stirred, not shaken, that was right?" Bond stares at the drink for a second and then takes a sip, politely telling his host that it's "Perfect".

[lloyd151]

hahaha! exellent. Sean Connery does it best. its the whole accent and that slight "sch" he has wen he talks lol "Schaken not schtirred" haha. classic

[genesis2k]

do i look like i give a damn?! best line

[baajes]

aaaaaaaa for lovers only. Connery was the master of the shaken not stirred...

[TheGuyThatsAwesome]

Do I look like a give a damn?

[billysscreeningroom]

Connery by a landslide. Great job on this!

[NeedForMilchshake]

very good

[Nate2764]

I know the whole "do I look like I give a damn" thing was just a joke but it certainly doesn't help Craig's cause to score points. James Bond is a gimmicky spy, not some gritty action hero. make the Bond films good or at least memorable again!

[MochaThomas]

you do know that line was written for him and its not his fault what the lines say

[Nate2764]

well considering he didn't write the novel or the screenplay I would say yes I did know that

[logansGT]

There was a young man named Sweeny.

Who spilt some gin on his weenie.

So just to be couth,

He added vermouth,

And slipped his girl a martini.

[YoungsterPlatinum]

Ok final one

He is a Joka 1:17

[YoungsterPlatinum]

1:18 joka

[YoungsterPlatinum]

1:19 joka

[TheBlackPussyCat]

very good job, love it a lot :)

[popcorngurl25]

Connery is the only Bond for me :)

[predetor911]

Coka Cola shaken not stirred

[Fhsfs]

pierce brosman > daniel craig....gonna miss that double o seven.

[MutatedLegos]

I don't think he gives a damn.

[Chubachus]

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A DAMN?

[nayoxz]

Do I look like I give a damn?

[BartBRH]

i think i had to get used to Daniel Craig's James Bond appearence, Pierce Bronsan was the real one for me.... but i like Daniel Craig. "Do i look like i give a damm" amazing!

but you must agree sean connery was the best and daniel craig brings that back