...Guys. It's a play on words. Ejaculate has multiple meanings. In the joke, Hitler is complaining to his doctor about ejaculating during speeches (one meaning of the word) and the doctor misunderstands and tells him it's good to ejaculate when speaking (the other meaning of the word.)
they need at least another woman on cello, someone on electric guitar, and a better drummer if they ever want the live version to sound as good as the studio version...
I was listening to the beginning & I thought I was going insane because the first words in my head were "This sounds NOTHING like Transylvanian Concubine" but then she started talking & I realized the song hadn't begun. xD
man i envy these girls, being able to sing and play so beautifuly live is amazing! and does anyone know where i can get the sheet music for this song? for cello, ive been looking for it forever!!!
thats how i felt when i tried to play guitar and sing at the same time. i thought i would get it. and one day after trying and failing and trying and failing i got it! now its just come natural. dont quit and try a song you know by heart , forwards and backwards, inside and out that helps!
lol, yeah, for some reason that comment wasnt placed under the one i was replying to.
i scarecly recall a comment saying they couldnt play and sing at the same time, and thats the advice i could think of, i cant sing most of the songs i play at the same time, only the really simple ones.
oh this sucks! Maybe it was because I was expecting some amazing cello playing...but this sounds like all they did was amplify my first lesson. Just noises. Totally ignores the beauty of the cello's voice. They could be playing ukuleles up there and no one would be able to tell the difference...or care.
Hey, Jacquelyn Chan! How's that working out for you, walking through life being a complete and utter CUNT? Two words, baby: Michelle Malkin. You wanna wind-up like her? Despised, irrelevant, and lonely? Then just keep on thinking you're better/smarter than everyone else, and keep on thinking that the sum-total of a person's ability is quantified by a single video posted on YouTube. FYI, the Rasputina chick is an excellent classically-trained cellist (since age 9). What are YOU, Jacquelyn Chan?!
Sorry to hear that your laptop shorted out merasena1111. That's what happens when you spew your load all over it. I told you to continue beating off w/ rubbers (like you used to). But you insisted on coming all over my face...even if it was merely on your screen. Let me know when you up and running again so we can continue your hot internet masturbation sessions! Love ya! kiss kiss
umm...no smellslikechildren1...all they do is tune up during the first 20 seconds! Did you watch longer than that? Oh that's right....you're in the band and commented without watching your own video. I love it when band members pretend other people (besides their mothers) are posting positive comments about their work. God loves you anyway!
What the hell are you talking about? Paranoia, schizophrenia! I assumed (not unlike you, although mine was a bit more sane) that you watched the beginning of them tuning and assumed it was the song. I apologize if I sounded maternal, secretive or at all conniving. But, I am merely a fan who suggests that you look a a different song.
that's gotta be so hard! playing cello and singing at the same time. first, you have to remember the notes and rhythm for the cello, then you have to remember the notes and rhythm for the vocals at the same time! hard!!
Hitler goes to the doctor and he says, "Doctor, Every time I give one of my impassioned speeches to the fatherland, I ejaculate! What should I do?"
And the doctor says, "Hitler, don't change a thing, if you did not ejaculate every time you give one of your impassioned speeches to the fatherland those same speeches would somehow not come off quite so powerfully."
@FatherHeathen To each his own...who are you to say that the black eyed peas aren't trash? I don't particularly like them but clearly A LOT of people do and they're talented. Their music just isn't my style. I don't get why people feel like they can determine what's good music and what isn't. I know more than enough people who despise this type of music. I think it's beautiful...doesn't mean everyone else has to.
@kurtywurty85 There really is bad music though. It's called bad songwriting. If a song lacks a basic recognizable structure, or some semblance of harmony, you can expect it to be crap... Remember, Copraphiliacs like to fuck feces... but it still doesn't change the fact that it's shit...
@MeanderingBeing Well yes, but there will always be someone who likes it, regardless of how much it sucks. It truly is a matter of opinion. I clearly know shitty music when I hear it, however, just because I dislike something, it doesn't make it shitty. Haha I don't know how to explain what I mean exactly...just forget it.
@kurtywurty85 true, but I did imply that with my copraphiliac analogy. When it comes down to it, all that matters is whether YOU (as in the self) enjoys it, because most things in this chaotic universe is very subjective. again, despite the fact that its shit, doesn't change the fact that copraphiliacs exist.... The most we can do is enjoy what we enjoy as much as we can so long as it does not infringe upon others enjoyment.... hrmmmm, I think I just started hedonist existentialism XD
@kurtywurty85 BUT! one thing that pisses me the fuck off, which is sooo common on facebook, is when someone has to ruin something for other people. For example, if someone doesn't like this video, for some reason they feel the need to open their mouth (or keys) and leave deconstructive comments. Why can't people just let people enjoy something and move on? Just because YOU dislike something doesn't mean I do :P (sorry, I don't mean YOU literally)
@MeanderingBeing Hahah yes it is pretty annoying when people do that but I just tell myself that I'm lucky enough to be able to appreciate this kind of music. I honestly like that not a lot of people like music like this, because when tons of people like something it makes me dislike it. Yeah I explained that weird haha
I think she rocks hardest with this lineup. Great performance. Pretty decent recording too, except whats up with the sideways camera ?
nvrgvp 1 month ago
COOL !
alexp8654 1 month ago
...Guys. It's a play on words. Ejaculate has multiple meanings. In the joke, Hitler is complaining to his doctor about ejaculating during speeches (one meaning of the word) and the doctor misunderstands and tells him it's good to ejaculate when speaking (the other meaning of the word.)
watercolorsoda 4 months ago
Great show I was there
carcrash73 5 months ago
haha chelo lady funny
me like
me like very much
goreknife 6 months ago
@goreknife Every time I see this comment I smile.
XxMissNoNamexX 4 months ago in playlist XxMissNoNamexX's Favorited Videos
they need at least another woman on cello, someone on electric guitar, and a better drummer if they ever want the live version to sound as good as the studio version...
asdfopera 7 months ago
A young women talking about ejaculating, the morals of our country is truly blind, GOD hates you....
j/k
Very good, could you upload a video of you all at a sound room with better sound so we can hear both your playing and vocals better?
medicwheat69 7 months ago
Lovely :)
Amazing song, great performance
<3
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FlemingAldridge 1 year ago
She is so creepy. I love it
Kudell46and2 1 year ago
@Kudell46and2 I like how she's creepy not in a "look at me I wear all black" kind of way, but a genuine, weird, creepy. That makes her soooo awesome.
XxMissNoNamexX 1 year ago
yea.. i like zoe keating better sorry >.<
minijust 1 year ago
rock me rasputina
icckytwerp 1 year ago 3
I love this song but I'm not liking this live version well. They're still awesome though ^.^
doglover427 1 year ago
woah whats with the comments? lol
Violnplayr23 1 year ago
Oh I hope to GOD they come back to Richmond VA!
maromi12d3 1 year ago
I was listening to the beginning & I thought I was going insane because the first words in my head were "This sounds NOTHING like Transylvanian Concubine" but then she started talking & I realized the song hadn't begun. xD
I love it regardless~
CarinaxEvelyn 2 years ago 2
I looooove Rasputina! *-* It's amazing!
Lalinhaahhh 2 years ago 2
:O Espectaculaaaar!!! Nunca había visto algo así. Quedé maravillada. =)
primalimon 2 years ago 3
man i envy these girls, being able to sing and play so beautifuly live is amazing! and does anyone know where i can get the sheet music for this song? for cello, ive been looking for it forever!!!
1026princess 2 years ago 4
Love these girls. :) Oh yeah, and to all of you who oppose to bare feet, back off. You're just mad because she's more awesome than you. :)
xxbrowniexbryarxx 2 years ago 5
i love cello music
holaadios12345 2 years ago
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She should really wear shoes...
LaicepsK 2 years ago
She looks cute without her shoes.
RedRobin13 2 years ago 2
I'm trying to teach myself how to play this song. It's not going so well.
Hannahplus3brothers 2 years ago
im doing it the easy way, the first few notes over and over lol
ElFuzzyFilms 2 years ago
When I try to sing and play cello at the same time... I overheat my brains. I really respect this woman.
LightningNight 2 years ago 2
thats how i felt when i tried to play guitar and sing at the same time. i thought i would get it. and one day after trying and failing and trying and failing i got it! now its just come natural. dont quit and try a song you know by heart , forwards and backwards, inside and out that helps!
mourningstar01 2 years ago
It would be easier if I had singing talent ^_^'''
I sing false =_= Even practising singing won't save me.
LightningNight 2 years ago
I'd imagine it's the same as guitar and singing.
SmugDarkLoser 2 years ago
the best advice i can give you (i play guitar and sing at the same time, sorta the same thing)
Learn to play the instrumental in your sleep, then try to sing while playing.
WHYCANTIFINDONE 2 years ago
Wow... you obviously have no idea how talented Ms. Cruegar is... Foreshame!
Quiallion 2 years ago 2
what are you talking about? i believe she's a great preformer, this video is proof.
WHYCANTIFINDONE 2 years ago
Oh... i thought your advice was directed to her XD Sorry about that...
Quiallion 2 years ago
lol, yeah, for some reason that comment wasnt placed under the one i was replying to.
i scarecly recall a comment saying they couldnt play and sing at the same time, and thats the advice i could think of, i cant sing most of the songs i play at the same time, only the really simple ones.
WHYCANTIFINDONE 2 years ago
Heh heh... headbanging whilst playing the cello :)
TheMasquerader 2 years ago
I'd kill to see them live.
IrisTheHPFanatic 2 years ago 2
I think that is a requirment
davizm 2 years ago
i love her voice! she is really so cool she is frozen.
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oh this sucks! Maybe it was because I was expecting some amazing cello playing...but this sounds like all they did was amplify my first lesson. Just noises. Totally ignores the beauty of the cello's voice. They could be playing ukuleles up there and no one would be able to tell the difference...or care.
JaquelynChan 3 years ago
How sad of you to knock someone who is sharing the cello.
Sakuyababy 3 years ago 4
Hey, Jacquelyn Chan! How's that working out for you, walking through life being a complete and utter CUNT? Two words, baby: Michelle Malkin. You wanna wind-up like her? Despised, irrelevant, and lonely? Then just keep on thinking you're better/smarter than everyone else, and keep on thinking that the sum-total of a person's ability is quantified by a single video posted on YouTube. FYI, the Rasputina chick is an excellent classically-trained cellist (since age 9). What are YOU, Jacquelyn Chan?!
merasena1111 3 years ago 3
Sorry to hear that your laptop shorted out merasena1111. That's what happens when you spew your load all over it. I told you to continue beating off w/ rubbers (like you used to). But you insisted on coming all over my face...even if it was merely on your screen. Let me know when you up and running again so we can continue your hot internet masturbation sessions! Love ya! kiss kiss
JaquelynChan 1 year ago
You are so terrifying and amazing at the same time.
Aisoku69 1 year ago
it doesnt matter how complex it is, it just matters if it sounds good.
WHYCANTIFINDONE 2 years ago
hey you try playing the cello! its WAY harder than it looks! so quit being so pissy! (jack ass)
1026princess 2 years ago 3
Lemme guess, you watched the first 20 seconds. Idiot...
smellslikechildren1 2 years ago
umm...no smellslikechildren1...all they do is tune up during the first 20 seconds! Did you watch longer than that? Oh that's right....you're in the band and commented without watching your own video. I love it when band members pretend other people (besides their mothers) are posting positive comments about their work. God loves you anyway!
JaquelynChan 1 year ago
What the hell are you talking about? Paranoia, schizophrenia! I assumed (not unlike you, although mine was a bit more sane) that you watched the beginning of them tuning and assumed it was the song. I apologize if I sounded maternal, secretive or at all conniving. But, I am merely a fan who suggests that you look a a different song.
smellslikechildren1 1 year ago
WOW!!! They are amazing. I've been listening to them for 10 yrs, but this is the first time seeing them play. AWESOME!!!
lolartistry 3 years ago 4
Nice Joke. =]
Ahahaa!
Love itttt. :3
Love Melora, one of the few singers who is actually FUNNY!
xoxoCerealxoxo 3 years ago 5
Her and Mikeal Akerfeldt
ilovkorntool209 2 years ago
Good god, I can't breathe. That was so amazing.
nekrogrl696 3 years ago 2
that's gotta be so hard! playing cello and singing at the same time. first, you have to remember the notes and rhythm for the cello, then you have to remember the notes and rhythm for the vocals at the same time! hard!!
superstarr74 3 years ago 4
Hitler goes to the doctor and he says, "Doctor, Every time I give one of my impassioned speeches to the fatherland, I ejaculate! What should I do?"
And the doctor says, "Hitler, don't change a thing, if you did not ejaculate every time you give one of your impassioned speeches to the fatherland those same speeches would somehow not come off quite so powerfully."
I don't get it, the audience doesn't either.
Max11551 3 years ago
Yeah it's kind of awkward when you first hear it. But after hearing it a few times it becomes funny, sort of. lol
rasputinafan 3 years ago
what's the name of this version of this song? Its live, but when I look online for it, I find one with Rasputina feat. Manson. DX
RavenofSorrow13 3 years ago
well think about it,
when you ejaculate,
you have an orgasm,
you moan or scream, but you really get into it
so if hitler didnt ejaculate during his impassioned speeches,
the crowds would accuse him of not being "into it" like he should be :)
PeachFan 3 years ago 12
Far fetched yet sensible. Thanks.
Max11551 3 years ago
no problem :)
PeachFan 3 years ago
Makes sense to me. lol
alwaysxnever 3 years ago 2
Awesome live performance of one of their more intriguing works.
Max11551 3 years ago
ehh its being dumb wont let me pause it
pestilentfrost 3 years ago
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... Trash ...
wellnagib 3 years ago
Then don't watch it ;D
LadyVierra 3 years ago 2
How can you call *this* trash when you have a black eyed peas video favorited? You have no taste.
FatherHeathen 3 years ago 90
@FatherHeathen To each his own...who are you to say that the black eyed peas aren't trash? I don't particularly like them but clearly A LOT of people do and they're talented. Their music just isn't my style. I don't get why people feel like they can determine what's good music and what isn't. I know more than enough people who despise this type of music. I think it's beautiful...doesn't mean everyone else has to.
kurtywurty85 1 year ago
@kurtywurty85 There really is bad music though. It's called bad songwriting. If a song lacks a basic recognizable structure, or some semblance of harmony, you can expect it to be crap... Remember, Copraphiliacs like to fuck feces... but it still doesn't change the fact that it's shit...
MeanderingBeing 1 year ago
@MeanderingBeing Well yes, but there will always be someone who likes it, regardless of how much it sucks. It truly is a matter of opinion. I clearly know shitty music when I hear it, however, just because I dislike something, it doesn't make it shitty. Haha I don't know how to explain what I mean exactly...just forget it.
kurtywurty85 1 year ago
@kurtywurty85 true, but I did imply that with my copraphiliac analogy. When it comes down to it, all that matters is whether YOU (as in the self) enjoys it, because most things in this chaotic universe is very subjective. again, despite the fact that its shit, doesn't change the fact that copraphiliacs exist.... The most we can do is enjoy what we enjoy as much as we can so long as it does not infringe upon others enjoyment.... hrmmmm, I think I just started hedonist existentialism XD
MeanderingBeing 1 year ago
@kurtywurty85 BUT! one thing that pisses me the fuck off, which is sooo common on facebook, is when someone has to ruin something for other people. For example, if someone doesn't like this video, for some reason they feel the need to open their mouth (or keys) and leave deconstructive comments. Why can't people just let people enjoy something and move on? Just because YOU dislike something doesn't mean I do :P (sorry, I don't mean YOU literally)
MeanderingBeing 1 year ago
@MeanderingBeing Hahah yes it is pretty annoying when people do that but I just tell myself that I'm lucky enough to be able to appreciate this kind of music. I honestly like that not a lot of people like music like this, because when tons of people like something it makes me dislike it. Yeah I explained that weird haha
kurtywurty85 1 year ago
well...everyone likes something else. probably feels the same way as you for the BEP
gthlvrmx 1 year ago
@FatherHeathen Check and Mate
SilenceSlayer224 7 months ago
@FatherHeathen listening to black eyed peas is having no taste?
Borjagonzalo123 6 months ago
I'm a sucker for the cello, I play viola, but I always wanted to play it, Soon I may.
4008356 3 years ago
Hehe, cello's mad fun. I've been taking lessons for about two months now and I love it. :D
Hippodameia 3 years ago
That Hitler joke is priceless
XenoBoT 3 years ago 2
I wish I could make out more of what she said, I just caught a few words of it.
BuchananM 3 years ago
its on the cd
pestilentfrost 3 years ago
hitler goes tot he doctors, and says "doctor ever time i give one of my impassioned speeches
pestilentfrost 3 years ago
I know! One of the better jokes I've heard :P
Melora is probably one of the only singers I know that have a sense of humor.
JaliceJally 3 years ago 2
Amanda Palmer.
smellslikechildren1 3 years ago
That's true.
JaliceJally 3 years ago